Possible ad of the hooker Chris-chan lost his virginity to

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Hi /r/, I was browsing the CWCki, reading up on the guiche piercing Christine got that has recently reopened, and become a gaping open wound he is convinced is a vagina he grew by listening to calming hypnotic binaural beats, when I found myself browsing random old articles after reaching the bottom of the page.

I found myself on the one detailing the events which occurred on April 2012 and May 2012, when Chris-chan lost his virginity to a prostitute going under the pseudonym of Mia Hamm, and then promptly returned for a second round roughly a month later.

I brought it up with a friend and stated how long ago it was when we heard about it, and remarked how old we are. Struck by a strange mood, he rushed over to his computer and began frantically beating his keyboard with his sausage fingers, searching the Charlottesville backpage with various keywords.

http //charlottesville backpage com/FemaleEscorts/mia-is-hereand-ready-to-play/19371587

The CWCki currently notes 'Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,[2] five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night - 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.'