How do I make her mine?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>980914

> WORK OUT AND GET RIPPED STRING BEAN!

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>980914
You enslave her you silly goose!

>>980914
Stick your face in her cleavage and blow raspberries. That'll be sure to endear her to you!

>>980914
See what they are doing. If they are say reading a book you can make small tall about it for an ice breaker.

>>981566
Now put some Rogaine on your head, face, and chest. Chicks dig rugged dudes.

Oh, and wear flannel.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>981566

Grow a beard and learn to wield a sword. Seriously, thick blondes love ripped, bearded, flannel-clad sword-wielding men.

>>981606

FIRST 100 I'VE EVER ROLLED, UBERMENSCH, HERE WE COME!!!

>>981606
It'll be a beard a God would be proud of!

>>981606
Oh no she's gonna' be so much more into our beard than US!

>>981606
BEARD POWER UNLEASHED!

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>982984

> RIGHTEOUS! Did we ever learn how to wield a sword? Because if not, we'd better get on that.

> Get a job a rock quarry, breaking rock with a pick. Eventually, you'll get SWOLE.

>>982984
Good, now shove a cucumber down your pants leg.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>982984
Ask her out
Bond over shared interests.
Like cooking or competing in kungfu tournaments.
Have a crazy kung fu kitchen date.

>>981140
>>981164
>>981606
>>983109
>>983691
Why the use of D100?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>982984
Good, now shove a cucumber down her cleavage.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>982984
Learn alchemy to make a love potion

>>984265
how nouveau are you?
d100 is used for civ quests and most others follow suit.

>>985518
>thinking the d100 was a civ quest invention
how new are you?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>982984
Now walk up to her and FLEX!