Old One: >>46685
You enter the 7-11
You: "Um, may I speak to the manager."
Employee: "I am the manager, what do you want."
>>97523
>A job
>>97523
Fuck you
>>97523
An application form
>>97523
>I'm here to apply, as you can tell by the utter pristinity of my garb, and the warm zephyr blowing against my cape, which flows like the oceans in the high tide.
>>97480
Demand a job while you jizz on the cash register.
>>98386
This is a blue board, bruh
>>97523
Yell "YOUR JOB, ASSHOLE!" and confidently slap your resume down on the counter. They like confidence.
>>99395
Spoilers pics are fine.
>>97543
Manager: "Well, we don't have any openings, comeback later maybe."
Huh, you really thought that was gonna work, now what?
>>108117
Guess we have no other choice but to sell are body for time being
>>108117
sell our body outside the 7/11. not gay, but $20 is $20
>>108117
Buy the beer for the kid.
>>108117
Prove yourself to the manager by working there anyway.
Kill manager and take his job
>>108117
stare deeply into the managers eyes and ask once more
>>108117
Threaten the manager with violence unless she gives you a job
>>108117
Enter the nearest fridge in shame.
>>108117
Ask her again.
>>108117
Apply to Donkin Donuts.
>>108117
Grab something from the counter and throw it at the wall. Scream that you want a job.
>>108117
Violence and threats.
>>108117
grab the whole cash register and run
>>108117
go to the fish market and disguise yourself as a fish and try to get bought.
>>108117
Buy some beer
Rolled 1 (1d7)
>>110758
With what money? You have no job!
>>108117
Ask her if she could lend you four bucks so that you can buy a loaf of bread (not really, you're not hungry, you just need any money you can get).
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>108117
Beat manager to death and take their place