Anon's First Day pt.2

>>962820
Are we on Anon's Second Day at this point?

Anyway, can we mortgage the house and get mercenaries and a magician?

We're multiple days in it's just like a chapter thing
And we don't have to morgage the house we have a lot of money from our job. But we need the rest of the rings and a magician

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>>962820
>prologue fight
>prologue
>pro
>logue

>mfw you were just using Emma to disguise the fact that you were going to railroad us into a shitty action movie.

I'm just going with it at this point I have no clue what I'm doing

>>962870
Let's go get that magician! If we can get one we'll cover the entire damage spectrum

Psychic (Us)
Phisical (Our Friend)
Magic (Magician)

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"There's an old magician that live in that shitty shack there." You hear a loud scream come from the forest, it sounds like a child's what now?

>>962918
Femal or male child?

Male

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>>962931
Ah! We can ignore it and go to the shack then. The only thing that matters is our little girl.

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You're cold as fuck. You go in the shack and see a Jesse. What do you do?

>>962995
>Jesse! Your the wizard!

>Tell ya what. I'll have sex with you if help me save Emma.

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At the suggestion of this she hits you with a fire ball that throws you into the street. It hurts like hell but she seems to not know about the fact you raped her or she would've attacked you immediately. Roll for damage

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>963043
>Okay okay okay, Jesse. I'm sorry. MAybe we can give romance a try later.

>I'll PAY you a lot of money if you help me save Emma.

>>963043
Jesse, Please Help!
I just heard a kid screaming outside!

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Apologize and tell Jesse that you heard a child screaming in the woods. She seems convinced do you follow her in?

>>963117
Damn. I guess we have to. She's our only magic user. Make sure best friend is with us.

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You Jesse and Freddy go into the woods and see the creature eating the little boy. Freddy pukes at the sight of it. A disgusting feeling fills your guts what do you do?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>963117
Rolling for rape

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>963164
Rape her and let the creature rape her also

>>962820
>You killed an innocent comic cashier
This is a lie, you can't give someone a brain hemorhage.

>>963117
Yes, this sidequest is a hook to get her to trust us again.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>963164
Fire all three barrels at it Psychic, magic and physical

>>963164
Get Jesse to help you fight it.
Time to see if her magic actually works on it.

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>decent roll
Your magic bullets miss but Jesse hits him. It seems to bother him a bit

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>963221
try to cast hold person at it.

Cast to what? Good luck roll by the way

>>963284
magic, try casting magic at it.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/holdPerson.htm

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>963248
Ya! Hold person! That would be perfect! That way we can question him! Rollin'

>>963284
Hold person is a Dungeons and Dragons spell

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>Ok I'll work with it then thanks
You freeze him in place "good job" says Freddy "but if you can do that can't you grow back my dick me your eye?" What now?

>>963441
>Where's Emma? Are there more of you? Why are you here? If you want me to be sorry, I'm sorry

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Cum homo, cum monstra

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>963484
FINE! If thats the way you want it! POWER WORD KILL!

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/powerWordKill.htm

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You udder the power word and it's head explodes. " WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!" Jesse yells "HE WAS SPEAKING LATIN!" "Jesus Christ anon..." mudders Freddy we all know Latin.

>>963441
question him (if this is impossible) get Jesse to bring him down to 1hp.

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"Anon your a fucking idiot"

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>>963556
Damn this Scourge Jesse and best friend! I WILL find Emma no matter what it takes!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>963556
speak with dead

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You use speak with dead. "Quid vis"(what do you want)

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>963639
>Halo

Where's Emma.

Give me a wrong answer and I send you to Hell.

http://alcyius.com/dndtools/spells/fiendish-codex-ii-tyrants-of-the-nine-hells--67/bind-to-hell--1167/index.html

Rollin'

>>963639
Who/What are/were you?
Why did you attack me?
Where is Emma?
What did you do to her?

"Why do you care so much about a girl you knew for two days?"(in Latin)

>>963718
You only get one... more... try. For your eternal salvation make sure its a good try.

Where's Emma.

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"I didn't touch the girl I was there for you."

>>963718
Because she was alone with nowhere else to go.
And I like to be able to sleep at night and look at myself in the mirror.

All children deserve a loving home.
What would you have me do? Give up?

"You can look yourself in the mirror? You've killed multiple people! In the war and in regular life"

>>963756
Then what happened after I blacked out?
also
Who/What are/were you?

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>>963756
What... what do you mean?

>>963718
Let me be frank with you. That girl means more to me then my own life or the lives anybody else.

>>963775
>In war
not all combat veterans have PTSD. Most of them see their actions as self-defense, kill or be killed.
Argument invalid

>In regular life.
Ann had an accidental brain hemohrage while I was trying to talk to her. I didn't roll for that.
And you were eating a child like a rabid monster. That's justifiable homocide.
I don't remember killing anyone else irl.

"I'm a curse from your enemys and I left as soon as I beat you"

>>963809
So why were you murdering children in the forest after you beat me?

"They cursed you with a Wendigo and me with existence"

>>963809
Do. you. have. any idea where i can find her at all.

"I don't and couldn't careless"

>>963862
Okay you son of a bitch. I gave you a chance. BIND TO HELL

>>963674
(I forgot to mention the target is... our gun and the subject is the dead creature thing)

http://alcyius.com/dndtools/spells/fiendish-codex-ii-tyrants-of-the-nine-hells--67/bind-to-hell--1167/index.html

>>963862
Fine, thanks for your time and you're welcome for ending your existence.

Now, ask Jesse if she knows any divination to find Emma.

>>963809
>I'm a curse from your enemys
actually, who are my enemies?
who made you?

Anon you have to roll for that

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>963924

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>963924

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>963924

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"Go to hell" you say coldly. You send him straight to hell. Jesse yells "HOLY SHIT"."Anon that's not a fair punishment! EVER!" Screams freddy

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>>963969
Damn you two. Nothing matters except my Emma. For the sake and protection her and all little girls everywhere this horror must be stopped!

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"That had nothing to die with Emma anon!" Says Jesse "your just sick in the head and need to be stopped" Freddy gets between you two what do you do?

>>964009
Our disagreements quarrelling will accomplish nothing but more blood shed. We NEED to work together and find this menace and take it down.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>964009
go back in time to retcon X4Ha's short-sighted and angry decision.

"You literally just sent someone to eternal punishment and you want to WORK TOGETHER!??" "That is kinda fucked up anon" pitches in Freddy

>>964022
Ya... sorry, im kinda roleplaying this as a currupting hero but this a joint effort not a single in charecter in D&D...

>>964030
Umm.. if i were to coninue this heros fall from grace thing i would attempt to mind blast both into submission

Go for it roll

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>964072

>>964072
"This someone already killed a little boy. If anything he is going to hell either way. Unless the lives of children is not as valuable as some murderous hellspawn."

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You mind blast and knock them both out what now?

>>964152
Rape Jesse.

>>964176
Seconding

>...oh my fucking god fucking 4chan
You don't even have a condom on you

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>964218

What's that roll for?

>>964234
A psychic condom obviously.

>>964258
Yep

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>Oh my fucking god
Here are you happy? What now?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>964270
MUY bien. Ok, rolling to perhaps track down the creature's magic trail to see where it has come from.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>964296

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Well that didn't work. You get a phone call while you think of a plan. Do you answer?

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What the heck? Everytime I turn my back for a sec Jesse gets raped!

What I meant was psychically compelling them to assist us

>>964324
answer phone

It's Ashley she's wondering why you didn't call her. She doesn't know you got you ass handed to you

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>>964414
Uh... h-h-hi Ashley... everything's fine... glad to hear your fine. Just busy at the office y'know? How about a date tonight? 8pm?

>>964414
Sorry, I've been volunteering on a search & rescue mission for a little girl named Emma.
You wouldn't happen to know anything would you?

>Call the cops to file a missing persons report and ask them to help search.
honestly, when the lady at the hospital said that she was missing, I assumed someone had already done this.
This town must have a real sucky police dept.

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"Oh...ok... umm do you really want too?... like if you don't want to it's fine..." it's 3:30

>>964471
Absolutely! Things just got a little out of hand at work! See you at Dorsia! Love you bye!

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You said you love her you can practically see her blush from where you are. What do you do until 8?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>964492
FIND EMMA

We cast Locate Creature. Target Emma

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/locateCreature.htm

I think you need to stop rolling there buddy do you wanna go to the bar or a book store to help with magic?

>>964510
... book store

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You go to the store and found a two books that might help you:
A book on magic-for every magical roll you get +10
A book on physical- every physical roll gets a +10 buff

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>>964152
>Alienating your allies
>>964270
Summoning another Wendigo
>>964439
>Not asking the last friendly person you know for help
>But instead shirking your responsibility as an adoptive father to date some floozie you met at a bar.
>>964500
>Then trying to have your cake and eat it too, like you can find a girl that's been missing for 3 1/2 days in under 5 hours.

I think the corrupted 'hero' angle is working. I predict that he will end up either dead or miserable and alone just like every other 'morally ambiguous' character in history.
Meanwhile Emma is dead or turned into a crackwhore and sold to a wealthy sheik.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>964544
Ya! Take both and cast Locate Creature again, behind the bookstore out of sight.

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You locate that Emma is in the basement of the cabin in the woods. You should prepare for whatever happens. What do you do?

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>964594
magic female homunculi time?

It's not a crit fail so it just doesn't happen what now?

>>964613
Go to cabin. Examine it from afar.

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You watch the cabin through your AR scope. You see movement inside an old man and golden hair. You're filled with an ungodly rage (all physical attacks gain a +25 buff for now)

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>964647
okay... i'm gonna try ONE more time to summon a female humunculi.

ooh boy

>>964660
fug! okay we stealthily head to the door and listen

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You made it to the door unseen. The man inside is talking about how he hates waiting and doesn't have much time left

>>964679
Hide behind the right side of the cabin fire a shot into the air then stealthily make your way to the back and then left side of the cabin.

You've gotta roll for that one m8

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>964714
stealth parts physical right?

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Oh shit yeah my bad. After this, the old man come outside.

>>965159
Go inside, lock door.

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You go inside and see Emma sitting on the bed, she's surprised to see you. The old Man will be back soon

>>965170
What the fuck...

We tell Emma we love her and we're so sorry it took so long to find her. We ask Emma what's going on.

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"I don't know I just woke up here, Mr.Greg is very nice" she goes in for a hug

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>965175
Cast Locate Person. Target Emma.

This isn't Emma, Emma's below the bed.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>965179
Shiiiiiiiiit.

We muster all the strength we can for one big knock out punch on the Doppleganger Emma, hoping to catch her by suprise.

>+10 +25 it's hard to fail
You hit th doppleganger and destroy it
The old man is right outside the door what now?

>>965183
Hoo boy... the moment of truth. We assume he's maybe innocent and wait till he gets back to the door and tries get in. We wait and listen to hear what he says and sounds like.

He has an extremely gravelly voice as he shouts, "Emma did you lock me out again?" He says this in a funny voice what now?

>>965189
He said Emma... we go the bed and get Emma out untie her and give her the biggest hug imaginable.

at least this big:

o-----------------------0------------------------o

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You flip the bed and hug the hell out of Emma. The knocking gets louder as the old man becomes more worried about her what now?

>>965198
Ask Emma what's going on.

"I don't know but he's really nice to me" Emma says

>>965203
Go to the door and shout out, 'Who are you and what are you doing with my child?'

>>965203
Who was the other little girl? Why did they tie you up and put you under the bed?

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You go to the door and shout at him why he has your daughter. He goes completely silent

>>965206
Ask Emma this stuff

"He does that whenever he goes outside it's weird"

>>965223
>Old man if you don't identify your self and tell me what's going on, I'm going to have to assume your a doppleganger.

"Why the fuck are you in my house" he yells

>>965226
Why do you have my daughter

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"I'm tired of this" he blasts you with his cane and throws you in the air

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>965231
Oh. It's fucking on!

Hold person!

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>>965234

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Critical miss you hold person yourself
"The hell is wrong with you" says the old man " are you stupid or..."

>>965236
>I'm... trying... to... protect you from myself.

What can I do while in hold person?

>>965236
'For God's sake, can somebody please explain what's going on?'

>>965240
this

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"Oh I heard the little girl crying and you on the table so I took her here to protect her. I thought you were dead." Do you need help getting out of that or..." what do you do you can't cast magic to stop the spell

>>965250
Oh.


... Sure ya, if you could help me out of this that would be a big help.

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"There you go you can take her with you I just wanted to protect the girl" it's almost 7:30 what do you do about the date?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>965271
Meet Ashley for the date and not be late

>>965271
He man thanks. Is there anything I can do for you before I go? Also, can I hire you for babysitting?

"...sure..."
where are you taking her?

>>965292

"Home, to get some dinner. I would offer you to come with me, but I'm going to be meeting a friend of mine."

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"So dinner at your place? Ok I'll be there in a few"
What do you make?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>965320
Coq au vin

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>holy shit that looks good
You cook and you both talk about what's been going on you find out she's a nurse. Do you tell her about what happened?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>965330

Let's tell her everything that happened, apart from us raping Jesse.

I'm rolling to mesmerize her so she believes us.

>>965336
>Rolled 96 (1d100)
damn. shes going to fuckin love us and know all our secrets. nice.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>965336

Rolling to convince her to "stay the night" with us.

She believes you completely and is inches from loving you. She wants to meet Emma as soon as possible

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>965396
what are we waiting for?

>>965396

Let's show her Emma, and apply some subtle mesmerizing to bring her over the edge of loving us.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>965396

Rolling for mesmerizing.

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>>965336
>>965405
>mesmerising someone so they like you
>mesmerising someone so they fuck you

Rolled 25, 54 = 79 (2d100)

>>965400
>>965406
Rolling for these two

>>965405
>>965406
She already likes us anyway. No need to use our magic. Convinience breeds slothfullness.

>>965808

The first Mesmer was to convince her that we really fought a monster with our magical powers.

The second was to see whether she'd go all the way with us.

So what do you guys want? Do you want to use magic to make her love us or not?

>>966020
You ain't that sad of a motherfucker. You'll win her over with your charming non-rapist personality.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>966054

I agree with this Anon. Rolling to practice our Mesmer on increasing the familial love between Ashley and Emma.

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>ok so no magic
You take Ashley to meet the old man and Emma. They seem to get along very well Emma being as friendly as she is

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>966118
Casting Locate Person, Target Emma. Just one last time.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>966175

Double cast, to be safe.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>966175

Yep that's our little flower princess

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>>967007
Wew! Okay okay. It's time for Ashley and Emma to meet. And our happy family to begin!

>>967055
Backing this

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>Slight time skip
It's been a week and you Emma and Ashley are haveing dinner together. Emma cooked most of it Ashley's been teaching her. What do you do?

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>967129

We mesmerize our food, and make it tapdance!

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>>967129
Oh my gosh, op. This is seriously giving cuteness overload.

>>967129
We remind Emma and Ashley just how much we love them.

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You make the food tap dance after saying you love them both Emma's distracted by the good but Ashley's got one of the sweetest smile you've ever seen

Rolled 83 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>967192
We smile warmly back. Once dinner is over we go into the back yard and...

oh boy

... try to make a Female Gaurdian homunculi to protect our family with. Let's just assume we try three times if the first attempts fail. We still have +10 to magic right?

>>967230
Nice roll

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>I never thought this would work
You bring the guardian to life for the day you can enchant it with either
a long life (3 days)
Or strength (doubles its strength and speed)

>>967317
long life

>>967317
Long life

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You bless the guardian with a long life it'll protect all of you for the next 3 days what do you do now?

>>967337
Talk with it I guess. What's it like?

It's sole life's purpose is to protect you it can only talk/think about that

>>967350
Can we imbue it with a personality?

A personality will distract it from its main job but yes you can

>>967382
Yes! We give it a personality!

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It possesses a nurturing caring personality. It gently pats Emma on the head. It's 9:00 and Emma has school tomorrow.

>>967466
Hmmm... what should we name it?

Well, we should put emma to bed, read her a story and then make sweet sweet love to Ashley

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>You can let her name it in the morning
You go inside and see Jesse passed out on your couch, she's probably drunk. what do you do?

>>967533
Okay! Before anybody rapes her, we put her in our car and drop her off at the police station!

You don't have a car m8

>>967540
Nah, just let her stay the night.
Put her in our bed and feed her some eggs in the morning.

What about you and Ashley then?

>>967572
She can go home. We'll get her next time.
either that or make it a threesome

So pick her up and bring her to her house?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>967572

We take her to our bedroom, and then, I dunno, probably have intense, passionate anal, oral, and vaginal sex, when we've finished, we pleasure her using our psychic powers to make mind tentacles to stroke, grope, and penerate every one of her holes and bring her and bring her to escatic, powerful, orgasmic climax over and over again until the sun rises in the morning.

Rolling for mind tentacles.

>>967582
Sure, walk Ashley to her house, then come back and take Jesse and Emma to bed.

We carry Jesse to police with the help of the humonculi and then

>>967591 Ashley

>>967601
Jesse saved us from the Wendigo, we can't just jail her for passing out on the couch.
She seems peaceful this time.
Besides she may curse us or something.

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You bring Jesse to the police station. And head back home.

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>967591
Rollin'

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>967614

On our way home, practice the finer manipulation of our mind tentacles. Apart from being the perfect sex toys, they'll be a tremendous boon in combat.

Rolling for practice.

Rolled 11 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>967650

Oops, rolled 1d10. Proper roll this time.

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You failed practicing and summoned the "Destroyer of Ass" to this world he slaps you in the face knocking you down. He'll breach the realm soon. what do you do?

Rolled 92 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>967672
Summon the "Consumer of Rods" to satiate him.

>>967672
Bend over and spread. Offer your ass as a sacrifice.
Then direct him to Jesse.

...I'm going to bed and I'll draw that shit in the morning

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After summoning the consumer of rods
>fuck you motherfuckers im not drawing that
You head back home

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>968920

Is Ashley there? If so,

>>967591

If not, let's dismantle that clock with our mind powers.

It seems she got tired of waiting for you and left so you attempt to dismantle the clock but it seems it's one being. That's odd?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>969025

Let's call Ashley and seductively convince her to "stay the night" with us, and we'll

>>967591

If not, I guess we practice our martial arts skills on dismantling the clock the hard way.

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She picks up and tells you she's studying so for some reason you attack the clock with you martial arts. It was a magical trap and explodes

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>969078

Well fuck, let's explode back! With our magically enhanced fists of fury!

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After getting up you start wildly swing at the spot the clock used to be which literally is just a hole in the wall

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>969101

>>969125
Get bored of fighting and go cuddle with Emma.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>969125

Let's use our magical powers to summon some rock wall to replace the hole in the wall. After that, we go tell Emma some bedtime stories and then her room upside down looking for magical boobytraps.

>>969125
Tuck Emma in then go to sleep, and call the insurers in the morning about the wall.

>>969125
>>969406
Sleep with Emma in case an intruder comes in through the hole in the wall.

>>969446
>Sleep with Emma
Careful with that wording, anon.

>>969461
Is it wrong? How else do you describe two people sleeping in the same bed together?

>>969515
I'm just japing, although it's always good to be clear that you do not want to fuck your daughter.

>>969534
>not wanting to fuck your daughter.
wew lad
We're not even related. In nine years we can even get married.

So I'm confused you guys want to fuck Emma like a little hooker

>>969550
>fuck Emma like a little hooker
No
make love to her like a little pure qt waifu.

Or just snuggle a lot. physical/emotional intimacy is more important than coitus anyway.

>>969726
mint 4u
>>969702

>>969125
What the heck? If we have sexuel frustrations to get out lets just go have sex with the Gaurdian Humunculi in our room with the blinds closed an the door locked

>>969976
Not sexual frustration, lovual frustration.
Emma is the greatest thing in the world, and as her new dad, we need to give her all of life's greatest pleasures and cherish her in every way possible.
Or just snuggle a lot, tbac

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>>969550
>>969702
>>969726
>>969743
>>970334

PURGE THE PEDOS! DEUS VULT!

This is OP I'm at a different place so my ID is probably different so you guys want to have sex with Emma now?

>>970470
The consensus seems to be yes

Do i really have to draw a large black man screwing a seven year old abused girl

>>970493
Yep

>>970493

NAH! EMMA'S INNOCENCE IS SACRED! PURGE THE DEGENERATE SAMEFAGGING SODOMITES! AND THEN WE'LL JUST SCREW THE MAGICAL GOLEM LADY INSTEAD! DON'T GET BANNED FOR DRAWING CHILD PORN OP! DEUS VULT!

>>970493
I've been lurking.
And I've decided to break it for this one vote.
No do not bed Emma.
The autism must have its limits.

What is going on? Lets just sleep with the Gaurdian Humunculi. From the looks of her I think she'll want it and enjoy it.

>>970493
no, this was supposed to be sweet, intimate and concensual. not rape.
If you can't make it romantic then forget about it.

Just go for the homunculi then. Big girls are kinda cool too.

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>>970576
>blaming me for wanting to fuck a seven year old
After and hour of contemplating screwing your seven year old adopted daughter, You quietly fuck the guardian in the backyard. After this you go to bed ashamed.

>>970602
Did she enjoy it?

She tightened around you whenever you pushed in so yes. what do you do next

>>970602
We're a very upstanding citizen aren't we.

We actually considered fucking a seven year old and regularly rape an unconscious drunk woman so yeah we're not an degenerate

>>970640
I mean, not to be too graphic but I feel we should assist her to achieve orgasm as well. Maybe have a little pillow talk?

>>970650
We should take Emma to school when we wake up.
After the morning routine of hygiene and breakfast

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In the morning you have to get Emma ready for her first day back to school so you start with getting her breakfast and brushing her hair is there anything else you want to do before she goes to school? You have 30 minutes

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970678
Familiar...
We should get a familiar if we can.
A bird familiar

>>970678
My vote goes to finding a way to make the guardian permenant today. That way Emma will always have protection and we'll always have a hole to fuck. Also maybe we should give the guardian orders to knock us out if we ever try to... do things to Emma.

>>970686
The Gaurdian could be our familiar. But a bird would be nice too.

The familiar you try to summon fails but doesn't critically fail so it just doesn't cast. You've got 20 minutes

>>970700
Rollin' to magic the gaurdian permanent

Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970700
One more try for bird familiar

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There are ways to maintain the guardian for much longer but it takes a very high level of magic to do this(a roll of 90 but everything under is a crit fail) or an elite rune

Rolled 65 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970716
smokes! I think you succeeded!

>>970718
Allright were can we get such a rune?

>wow
You do this and your guardian will live as long as whatever you link it to who do you link it too?

>>970725
Emma
She's probably gonna outlive us.

>>970725
Emma

You connect the guardian to Emma it will protect her until it is destroyed or she dies

Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970740
Let's take Emma to school early.
Better yet teleportation magic.

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970744

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>that's a crit fail m8 plot time
Your attempt at teleportation magic lands you both in hell. what do you do now?

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970771
Teleport Emma out into school

DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Rolled 15 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>970771
Teleport out to school
>>970775
I swear I put the bleach somewhere

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>970771

Oh shit. Teleport back before the monster comes to avenge itself!

>>970771
Can i use this from here on out?
https://www.random.org/

ugh...

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You crit fail again and land right in front of the monster but attempt it and succeeded before it can attack you you're back home now

Sure go for it

>>970809
>Wasnt that fun Emma?? Let's walk you to school now...

>>970809
Let's walk to school.
Seems like a good idea.

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>>970815
>>970817
jej

>>970602
Forgive me

http://imgur.com/a/sVS6s

>>971279
Yep, that about sums it up. Good job!

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>>971279
>that's fucking awesome m8
You wave goodbye at Emma after walking her to school. what do you do today?

>>971398
Let's see about getting that evil rune destroyed. Put up an ad for very powerful wizards in the area.

>>971398
We should start getting into runes and enchanting.
Seems useful

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You google runes and enchanting. To destroy that evil rune that's probably corrupting you right now, you need a strong magic or a force strong enough to crack a star. So you should probably just use the magic

Rolled 53 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>971569
Well I guess we should magic the evil rune away.

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The most you can do is put a fine crack in the surface you probably need a stronger mage or that godly strength.

Rolled 33 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>971580
Teleport it by itself into the gravitational pull of a black hole.

>>971580
Therefore, do >>971558

You just finish putting up the ad when Jesse comes knocking on your door. Do you answer or ignore her?

>>971746
Answer.
Redemption arc a go

>>971746
What the heck's the guardian doing? Is tailing Jesse?

You linked it to Emma so it's watching anyone/thing that'll hurt her

>>971774
Oh. Where is it right now?

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Hiding behind a tree watching after her

>>971788
Let's answer the door.

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It's Jesse and she's drunk as usual. She says something something fuck something something. but she is a master mate what do you do?

Rolled 95 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>971817
Magic away here inebriated state so she's sensical again.

>>971821
>And Jesse could never get drunk again.

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You take away the alcohol in her blood and don't allow her to get drunk anymore."thanks faggot" she says angrily. What do you do now?

>>971829
>Jesse why did you even come here?

>>971821
Holy smokes

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"I was drunk and missed you ok?!" She pretty angry for some reason. I think there's a word for this in anime.

>>971842
Allright. I guess we can make this work. Would you like to have a polyamorous relationship with Ashley and the Gaurdian? (Since she can never get drunk again she won't be a liability anymore.)

>>971842
>Missed the guy that raped her twice
Pity her internally.

>Well Iwas just going out to get some things. You can come if you want.?
This is weird

Remember she doesn't know you raped her

>>971874
That's why the pity is internal.
The poor fool.

We should go get more magic shit.

You take her with you she knows where to get one of the rings or you can get her to help you get ingredients for a spell to break the rune

>>971881
Let's get the ingredients for the spell to break the rune.

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"This is a really strong rune so first you'll need the a tear of a demon"

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>971889
"Well, great! You arrived just in time."
Rolling for lolxd funny joke to make her laugh.

She found it hilarious, but she has a really childish sense of humor if you just say tiddy she laughs. "Now then there are two ways to find a demon, to go to hell or find one on earth"

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>971904
"Hey I knew that. That's why you came right?"
lolxd joke

Rolled 31 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>971904
Let's teleport to hell.

"But one thing m8 you owe me for helping you with this. Do you know what I want?"

>>971920
And what's that.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>971920

"Sex?"

If so, then, >>967591

>>971920
sexy times?

>>971877
>yfw she was only pretending to be drunk and unconscious and kept coming back for more "rape".

"Tree fiddy"

>>971940
Give her approximately $3.50

>>971940
GAWD DAMN

>>971940
Give her approximately three hours and fifty minutes of carnal pleasure.

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You start pulling out 3.50 and preparing for the roughest time of your life but then she laughs and calls you a normie. You both teleport to hell.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>971986
Time to start searching for a demon.
Ideally one that cries easily

You see three demons a winged one, one that Jesse named The Behemoth, and a tiny cute one

>>971995
Go for the behemoth.

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"That's a horrible idea" you attack the behemoth anyway what do you do first?

Rolled 44 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>972001
Use a hold person spell

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>>972001
Pretend to be a petitioner and get punished.
Then start enjoying your punishment until he gets upset and cries.

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You hold the giant beast what now?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>972027
Make fun of him for being pathetic and not even scary.
If that doesn't work, tickle him to tears.

Neither of these work he just sits there like the artist is to lazy to draw him in a different position. What do you try next you can ask Jesse for help.

Rolled 97 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>972027

Use our mind powers to crush it's balls in a vise grip! If that won't get tears out of it, nothing will.

>>972052
>Rolled 97 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

Jesus Christ, Poor beast

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You crush his balls and he weeps, you should feel kinda bad. "That's the first ingredient. Now we need a wendigo tooth"

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>972066
Cast Disguise Self to look like a demon dentist.
Then setup a sign advertising "Dental Checkups Today's Special: Wendigo's Get Free Service"

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You set up a wendigo dentists office. The first one there is the sensitive from before what now?

>>972106
Inspect his teeth and claim that he needs an extraction.
Then extract his tooth free of charge and send him home with a loli.

Maybe spend the entire day doing this so you can use/sell the teeth later.

>>972121
When we extract the tooth we make sure its the one that's hurting

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You guys are nice and really fucking mean in weird situations like you're hella nice to the wendigo that whooped you but regularly rape Jesse. You take out the wendigos bad teeth(2) and spend the day collecting wendigo teeth (15 now)

>>972133
Hey man that is not me. Three times I left and three times i came back to find:

1. Jesse had been raped
2. Jesse had been raped again
3. Player charecter was contemplateing fiddling Emma??

>>972133
but having sex isn't mean.
inflicting pain unnecessarily is mean.
Besides, she likes us and doubtless would have enjoyed it if she was awake.

IIRC the wendigo was just doing his job, it was the 'corrupt hero' thing that made us turn into an asshole for awhile.

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>>972133
For the mother of GOD do all RNGs hate me?

... I rolled this to teleport us back home since we got the supplies. Someone else do another action instead or something

>>972133
Alright, here's the tooth nurse Jesse.
What else do we need?

>>972150
>'corrupt hero' thing

Ya, you got me on that one. But in my defence the only corrupt things I did were explode the windigo and send it to Hell and try to explode Ann

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>a 1/100 Jesus Christ
Instead of teleporting home you teleport and now you're face to face with beelzebub. What now?

Rolled 60 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>972066

I'm the Anon that rolled to crush his balls but I never expected this, I hope the poor guy has regenerative powers.

>>972133

Let's ask Jesse what the next ingredient is, and if we're all set, teleport home!

>>972232
Does he look upset? Can we make friends with him?

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>972232

DEUS VULT, BEGONE DEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

>>972211
And KOing Jesse and Freddy, thereby instigating the second rape scene.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>972232
hello, would you like a free dental exam?

>>972246
Ha! That was not a bad thing! I stopped a fight!

It was not by my hand that you guys once again sucumbed to flesh

>>972249
Jesus christ! I think it's been resolved now

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"Your sins claw at you back" he shoots you off his hill. Roll for damage m8

>>972265
would a lower or higher number be better here?

Higher numbers are better