Do whatever

>>953290
You are a qt catgirl working as a craigslist hooker.
Your goal in life is to have your womb filled with sperm from every sperm-producing organism in the universe.

>>953290
>>953941
welcome to 4chan

The aristocrats!

>>954360
this, good idea.
We'll improve our craigslist ad in order to cater to higher-class clientele.
Then we'll be the main attraction at their eyes-wide-shut parties and get fucked by rich people and their pets from all around the world.

Suddenly pigeons!

>>955653
Their cooing sounds like alien ships.

>>958381
They are otherwise completely normal. Or so they seem...

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>>958757
Until they attack you and unleash their mighty corkscrews into your loins.
You squeals of surprise and delight harmonize with their alien coos as you feel them twisting up through your cervix and shoot their hot milt into your innermost regions.
You can feel the millions of tiny pigeon tadpoles squirming in your fallopian tubes and plowing into your eggs, when one finally pierces through the cell wall and immediately merges with the nucleus and begins growing.
As your new baby eases down into your uterine lining, the mismatched chromosome count begins to impede development until it eventually terminates and slithers out of your vagina.

>>960769
Conveniently placed wine bottles.

what the fuck

>>965190
Said the farmer in shock of watching all of this unfold in front of them.

>>965493
"I can't believe you started without me!"
He said as he undressed and joined the alien pigeon-catgirl gangbang.