You live alone. It is 2am in the morning and you are just opening your eyes after being awaken from a brief nightmare. In the darkness you can barely makeout a figure of a person just 6 feet from your bedside moving side by side... What do you do?
Lick my lips seductively, pull my dick out and whisper: It ain't gonna suck itself.
>>93707
Start rattling your bones because your a spooky skeleton.
>Go ahead, eat my flesh. You're in for a spooky surprise yourself...
>>93707
Go and beat him up, I bet he doesn't even lift.
>>93707
u wot m8
>>93783
seconding this
>>93707
Get ready to sexually assault it
No entity alive or dead cannot not be raped
I join the waltz
>>93707
I roll... to seduce!
>>98161
Seconding this
>>93707
Piss myself