congratulations

>>930844
Satterson

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>930844
chad hitler

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>>931442
>>931442
Your name is Chad Hitler.

You have a feeling it's going to be a while before anyone else gives you something to do, but you'll continue standing around anyway.

What do you do....now??????

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>931463
Shoryuken

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>>931523
sadly, there is nothing to shoryuken.

you stare at a street fighter poster

>>931618
Masturbate on Street Fighter poster while thinking of Chun Li's rippling thigh muscles.

Rolled 15, 10 = 25 (2d20)

Hang self on ceiling fan

>>931618
wear poster like a skirt

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>>931677
>>931701
You put on the poster and hang yourself on the ceiling fan.

Unfortunately, the ceiling fan just falls and you land on your bed.

Your leg's broken now. Good job.

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>>931707
woops forgot to actually draw the poster

>>931707
Pray to krishna and ask for your leg to be healed.

>>931707

Actually figure out the dice system.

Also search for phone with which to call local emergency number.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>931718

fuck

hang shirt from ceiling fan

>>931718
This.

>>931707
Use two ceiling fan blades and the rope to splint your leg and use the third blade as a cane.
Wrap your sheets around your torso like a vest to keep warm.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

summon a succubus

dice+2d6
put pressure on leg

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)

>>936794
i think i went full retard