RISK

Rolled 9670 (1d10000)

>>92696
>Romulus
>Italy

>>92719
What are you rolling for?

>Wedinn
>Romania

>>92740
Invading France?

Scratch that, I can't roll for shit

Rolled 6733 (1d10000)

>>92696
Mauga Sinasina
China

Rolled 7211 (1d10000)

>>92743

Rollin' to invade Hungary

Rolled 7651 (1d10000)

>>92756
Rolling to invade Japan.

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Round 1

Italian forces have invaded southern France, claim to be "reestablishing the provinces".

Romania seems to be intent on into Trans-Danubia

China being China

Rolled 8976 (1d10000)

>>92696
Turkey
invade armenia

>>92775
Name?

>>92774
I think letting the guy who picks Russia that amount of territories for free is a bad idea.

Rolled 7929 (1d10000)

>>92774
Keep invading Japan.

Rolled 2257 (1d10000)

>>92774
Take more of France.

>>92782
Well, can't exactly give every country EXCEPT RUSSIA their irl territories. If someone really wants to go no-fun-allowed who am I to stop them?

Rolled 43 (1d10000)

Attempt to get my armoured units to back me up and push further through the Hungarian line of defense.

>>92780
turkey

Rolled 2749 (1d10000)

>>92774
America
Invade Canada.

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Round 2

Turkey recreating a story that never happened, from one of our files that doesn't exist.

China continues to be China

French now officially labelled as an endangered species

Croatians getting Yugoslav War flashbacks, more than usual anyway

Americans getting off their asses and doing what should have been done in 1812

Rolled 8930 (1d10000)

>United Israeli States of Arabia.

Dispatch Sayeret Matkal to hit a couple of major Lebanese bases. If completely successful, invade Jordan with a couple of infantry companies aided by air support.

Rolled 6217 (1d10000)

>>92807
Take Spain.

Rolled 3374 (1d10000)

>>92807
Invade North Korea.

>>92812
Ayy lmao

Rolled 5155 (1d10000)

>>92807

Send a Romanian envoy into Moldavia in an attempt to re-create Greater Romania, and thus expanding.

Rolled 2828 (1d10000)

>>92807
Continue taking over Canada!
We shall show them the power of Dixieland!
>>92812
>>92820
Ah, hello again, folks!

>>92827
Kia ora! The last thread was a bit hectic, eh?

>>92830
gee anons, /qst/ let's you have THREE Risk threads?

>>92831
Yeah, it was, wasn't it, boy?
>>92836
Well hot dog! Would you look at that! Shall we join in, lass?

>>92844
Why not? Can we run two?

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Round 3

The Jews are at it again with their typical schemes and tricks!

Spain btfo, will they ever recover?

China defends her title as world champion korean conquerors

Romania Magna advenit

Rolled 4517 (1d10000)

>>92851
Take North Korea.

Rolled 9237 (1d10000)

>>92851
keep invading France.

Rolled 9751 (1d10000)

>>98251

Get the Moldavian troops to invade Bulgaria while the Romanians remain stationed in Hungarian lands.

Rolled 2207 (1d10000)

>>92848
Two? I'm planning on three! Now let me show you some tricks I learned to win over those hairy canadians!
>>92851
OP, not to be rude or nothin', but my last roll was a palindrome I do believe, in the manner of 828.
If we are going with the palindromes needin' ta be four numbers then I'd like to know.
Also, continue winning over those maple lovers!

Rolled 5609 (1d10000)

>>92851
Annex Syria, destroy ISIS cells while we're at it too.

>>92820
Ayy lmao!

>>92827
Hello. :)

>>92874
You're correct, I'll give you the rest of that roll as well.

>>92879
Howdy!
>>92881
Much obliged, dear OP.

>>92851
HOLD ON OP. RENAME MY COUNTRY RIGHT NOW TO ISRAEL.

>>92885
But that's already the name :^) What are you going to do, build a settlement on me and ruin my credit score :^)

Rolled 1312 (1d10000)

>>92696
>>92851

>visegrad union
>Poland

Invade czech republic and slovakia

>>92888
Come on man, I'm not asking for much.

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Round 4

rip korea

Gascon is gone!

Moldavian meat wall eventually makes foothold in Bulgaria

Israel somehow labelles democratic Iraqi government as terrorist cell, destroys

Canadians learn the meaning of fear

/pol/and appears!

>>92914
There's been a radical development in weapons technology, all gets are now double what it says on the image!

Rolled 3248 (1d10000)

>>92914
Invade Japan.

Rolled 5854 (1d10000)

>>92914
Thanks man, I appreciate it.

Conquer Iraq, then continue the campaign in Egypt.

Rolled 4837 (1d10000)

>>92914
Keep invading France, then if spill, England.

Rolled 3499 (1d10000)

>>92914
Continue taking the sweet, sweet syrup from the Canadians!
Oh, and their land.

Rolled 4519 (1d10000)

>>92914
>take rest of czech republic and slovakia

Rolled 8748 (1d10000)

Push further into Bulgaria and have my troops defend the borders of my country(ies) against an eventual invasion afterwards

(Gonna go AFK for a while)

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Round 5

japanese confined to the highlands, have resorted to frankly pathetic suicide charges with their weeb swords

Israel succeeds where the Ottomans failed

France now officially renamed to Normandy and Co.

Quebecois French outlawed in public

Germans learn what it feels like to be annexed

Romania subdues the Bulgars

Rolled 1160 (1d10000)

>>92951
Take the rest of France, then England.

Rolled 5106 (1d10000)

>>92951
Finish off Japan.

Rolled 9844 (1d10000)

>>92951
Take litwa and belaruse

Rolled 2112 (1d10000)

>>92951
Take the rest of Canada and if there is any left overs, spill into Mexico!

Hey man, I think I'm done here. I prefer being in only one risk game since I'm tired as fuck.

Do whatever you want with my land. If possible, hand it over to China.

Rolled 1735 (1d10000)

>>92951

Send an envoy in an attempt to unite with Serbia for land and the eventual protection of Romanian lands until I come back on keyboard lol

OP, I need to go to sleep soon.
Give my land to Romulus.
GG.

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Round 6

Italy lands at the white cliffs of Dover

Japan is finished

Poland goes the Wendish route

Mexican-American war part two

Yugoslav War part two

possible nation merger would leave Italy in control of half the world

Honestly I'm pretty tired as well, and there's some stuff I need to do. Cheers everyone.

Rolled 9587 (1d10000)

>>92989
Fill Britain.

Rolled 2853 (1d10000)

>>92989
Fill belaruse

>>92989
Being South Africa, we're taking Lesotho

Rolled 316 (1d10000)

>>93552
whoops

Rolled 389 (1d1000)

>>92989
>The United Slavic Republic
>Russia

>>93561
The name is Boerburg III

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>>92989
>Dunnlandia
>Germany

dice+1d1000

Rolled 2553 (1d10000)

>>92989
I'm back!
Invade Mongolia.

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Eh, what the hell, I'll stick with it

Round 7

The Anglican Meme is being ended as we speak

Visegrad has out-rused the 'Ruse.

South Africa is "separating" the men from the boys if u no wat i meen XD

Russia all but annexes THE Ukraine

It seems Germany finally ousted Comrade Merkel in response to the Visegrad, or Polish as I like to call them, incursion, but EU red tape still prevents military action.

Chinese reported as attacking Mongolian civilians with extreme prejudice, constantly screaming "how do yuan it!?"

Rolled 557 (1d10000)

>>101148
Take Kazakhstan.

>>101148
I expected this game to be over
Fill Britain.

Rolled 5740 (1d10000)

>>101227

>>101148
Hi, I'm new. Can I have the white space by the Black Sea?

Rolled 7751 (1d10000)

>>101275
You can pick any country that isn't picked already.

Rolled 9812 (1d10000)

>>101148
Take mexico for all it's worth!
I'm back!

>>101275
Yeah, just pick a country that isn't already picked (everyone on the list plus Germany and Russia), a name for rp purposes, and type "dice+1d10000" in the options field.

>>101227
So did I.

>>101279
Ayy!

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Rolled 4718 (1d10000)

>>101148
I'm jumping in. I pick Germany as The Holy Garconian Empire. I am the Emperor of Garconia. Head east into Poland, the Visregard Union.

>>101282
If I were you I would take Russia before some uppity new guy tries to start there.

>>101285
I have to take the big countries first. Gives me more ground.

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Rolled 9619 (1d10000)

>>101281
Ah, I get it now.
Give me South Africa then, and claim territory along the east Coast of africa.

>>101289
>Russia
>Not a big country
That's like saying an elephant isn't a big animal.

>>101292
read the list again

>>101300
Other big countries, you silly billy
Just got roasted, m80.

>>101302
He's probably confused because there's no name next to it.

>>101303
Well good luck then. Hope it doesn't back fire on you.

>>101307
It won't. Probably.

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Round 8

China stomps the turkshits

HadrianLaughing.webm

US discovering Mexico not worth all that much

>HOLY>GARCONIAN>EMPIRE

Rolled 3228 (1d10000)

>>101314
Take Russia.

Rolled 224 (1d10000)

>>101314
Head south towards Austria, Switzerland and Italy.

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Rolled 1698 (1d10000)

>>101314
Do this.

Rolled 5268 (1d10000)

>>101317
Are you attacking me?

Rolled 4347 (1d10000)

>>101314
Take the bahamas and the other islands of the Caribbean Sea.

>>101320
I'm not taking anything of Italy at the moment, just Austria and Switzerland. Me including Italy in the directions was me excessively pointing out the direction I wanted to head in.

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Round 9

Russia loses muh eastern ports

Anschluss 2: Anschlusser

Italy embarks on a reverse Norman Migration

US tries a slightly different sort of island hopping


One more round then I'm off to bed, don't expect game to die tho

Rolled 4250 (1d10000)

>>101332
Continue in Denmark and Sweden

Rolled 3406 (1d10000)

>>101332
Keep taking Russia.

Rolled 7624 (1d10000)

>>101332
Continue taking central america.

>>101332
Head east again into Poland and Romania.

Rolled 8687 (1d10000)

>>101336
Durr, I'm retarded. Forgot the roll.

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Round 10

Captain Sweden died in the fighting

More "valuable" Siberian "clay" for "China"

Mexico es Annexico

starting to rebuild the unholy german confederacy


Go ahead and reply with your roll, I'll post the next update whenever I'm ready to start again.

Rolled 4431 (1d10000)

>>101351
Keep getting Russia.

>>101351
I have to go to sleep soon.
GG!

Rolled 1557 (1d10000)

>>101351
Take Greece and Turkey.

Rolled 2418 (1d10000)

>>101351
Take what remains of Switzerland and continue the march through Romania and the Adriatic coast.

Rolled 8252 (1d10000)

>>101351
Continue taking Central America.

Rolled 8545 (1d10000)

>>101351

I`m back. Declare war to Germany and start taking away its land for being a motherfucker.

Rolled 7800 (1d10000)

>>101351
attack fuggin germany !

>>101551

Hey Visegrad, how about we ally to beat Germany in the next few turns?

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>>101551
>>101560
Ok but slovakia, hungary and czechia are mine + east germany.

>>101564

That doesn`t sound fair. How about a NAP until Germany surrenders instead, and then we can work it out?

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Round 11

We're back

China continues to advance through the Siberian quagmire

Italy tries to make pay denbts

German advances pushed back by Moldavian and Bulgar "volunteers".

America gets an even bigger stick!

Romania shows the Hapsburgs how it's done

Berlin hasn't had this much fun since '45.

Rolled 4380 (1d10000)

>>104144
Damn right I do!
Now, let's start taking South America boys!

I'm not sure how much time I have. Can I take a piece of land and then when I need to go, just give it to the first person that rolls trips, or just stay out of the game all-together?

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Rolled 5271 (1d10000)

>>104144
Continue attacking Poland and Romania.

To Romulus of Italy, I would like to form an alliance. If you could aid me by turning your sights towards Romania, I will stay out of the Balkans and what territory you already possess, and will only focus on advancing eastward into Polish territory. I believe you would benefit from having me as an eastern buffer between you and the advancing Chinese.

Rolled 6424 (1d10000)

>>104234
No response, k. I'll just do what I said in previous post.

I'll take Australia, under the name Torvald and Company.

Moving into Papua New Guinea.

Unless you don't want me to. I can just watch.

>>104144
Keep taking Russia.

Rolled 8457 (1d10000)

>>105321

>>104314
It's a slow comfy game, reply whenever you're here.

Rolled 9991 (1d10000)

>>104254
Sounds like a plan

>>104144
Attack Romania to the North of Greece.

>>104144
Can i join as Iceland

Rolled 8709 (1d10000)

>>105669
Roll to Attack Greenland.

>>105669
>>105714
I do so hope you do not plan on continuing onto Canada.

>>105731
No i plan going into Africa

>>105740
Either that's sarcasm or you'll be making quite the journey.
Either way will give you a hard time.

>>105756
No i am actually going to Africa

>>105775
Then safe travels friend. You have a long and harsh journey ahead of you.

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>>105778
I know but i must cleanse the world of African Filth

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Round 12

America is now the world leader in cocaine production

Germany pushes back some of the Romanian and Polsih advances

'Straya acquires more green bits

Congrats, China, you're about halfway done!

Italy jumps into the Mitteleuropan War

Iceland btfo's Danemark's "territory", demolishes unorganized Morrocans, Mauritanians, and Western Sahara memers

Rolled 6660 (1d10000)

>>106004
Invade Romania up to the solid black line.

Rolled 3207 (1d10000)

>>106004
Onward march. Show the Polish and Romanian dogs no mercy.

Rolled 4746 (1d10000)

>>106004
Finish off Russia.

Spanish Empire of Scorpiongirls
Spain

Rolled 1595 (1d10000)

>>106004
>>106028
Conquer Portugal.
Excess can go down to Africa.

Rolled 995 (1d10000)

>>106004
Continue taking over South America!
>>106028
>>106030
Yo!

>>106039
Hi.
>Just about everything I was thinking about picking was already chosen
JUST

>>106044
Yeah, I would have gone with Saudi Arabia if I were you.
Cause Romulus is pretty close and dangerous.

It's nighttime here, so I have to go to sleep, unfortunately.
See you all tomorrow!

Rolled 200 (1d10000)

>>106004
attack germany

>>101148
I'm picking Mozambique since my home of South Africa is taken

Rolled 536 (1d10000)

>>106169
Shit

Rolled 2777 (1d10000)

>>106004
Keep Filling Africa

>>106169
The dude who was playing it hasn't been back for a few days, I'd be okay if you wanted to take it. If you want to leave it for him that's cool too.

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>>106240
Is Zimbabwe free?

>>106240
'Ey the game still open to join?
I'd like Somalia over here.

>>106310
Or actually no, Somalia's color is dark and terrible.
I'd like Ethiopia.

Rolled 3140 (1d10000)

>>106004

Rolling to defend myself against Germany and fight back.

Rolled 9002 (1d10000)

As Zimbabwe I would like to move troops into Mozambique.

>>106310
>>106318
"Of course"


I'll post the next round in a minute, just got out of a final.

>>106254
Well, no one is playing it, but I wouldn't call the nation of Zimbabwe "free".

>>106411
Where is the update OP?

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Round 13

Italy recreates much of Illyria and Thracia

Germany tries its best

China being persistent

Spain finally eliminates the international terrorist Alberto Barbossa, conquers North Africa in celebration

Americans wonder why South American country misspelled "surname"

Germany now referred to as "confederation of the rhine" in official visegradan writings

The Jarldom of the Ivory Coast is in full swing

Ethiopia loudly declares that they are a world power

Romania shows it's not out of this fight yet

Zimbabwe completes 2/3s of the Mozambique Drill

Rolled 5448 (1d10000)

>>106459
Conquer more of Africa.

>>106448
I wouldn't expect things to move quickly, you'll notice we've done 13 rounds in two days.

Rolled 9550 (1d10000)

>>106459
I would like to conquer Malawi and finish Mozambique

Rolled 5729 (1d10000)

>>106459
Nice, conquer into the west.
Into Sudan and South Sudan.

Rolled 7, 3, 2 = 12 (3d8)

>>106489
Also would like to roll to change name to Rhodesia
If it's more than 5 then it will change

>>106529
done, welcome back based rhodesia

>>106489
Also I want to take one territory from the green to the west if possible

Rolled 4418 (1d10000)

>>106459

Rolling to fuck up Italy

Rolled 2332 (1d10000)

>>106459
Finish germany and attack russia

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>>107160
wew palindrom

>>107165
Damn son

Rolled 9275 (1d10000)

I'm partly surprised that I haven't been added yet. Again, Australia under the name Torvald and Company going into Papua New Guinea.

>>107483
Shit, I'm blind. My bad Just thought The name would be on the bottom. Sorry for being an idiot and not checking the board.

Rolled 148 (1d10000)

Continue into Indonesia. Use whichever die roll you wish for this move.

Rolled 640 (1d10000)

>>106459
Take the rest of Russia.

I might not be able to play for a while until 3:30 PM here, so just pretend I keep going after generally everywhere in Asia.
GG!

So, it's been a while since I've played. What happens when a player runs into another player?

Do they each roll and the highest roll takes the land?

Is it the highest roll minus the defending persons roll?

Does the defending person get land of the offending person if the defender wins? Because that would mean two rolls in one turn (the defending roll and their moving roll into other lands).

>>107578
>Is it the highest roll minus the defending persons roll?
Yes. If Russia has a 10 get and Ukraine has a 20 get, Ukraine gets 10 territories. The only similarities between 4chan RISK and actual RISK is that both have territories and are called RISK.

>>107610
But then the defender potentially gets two rolls in one turn. If I move to South America and USA attacks my land on a turn where I move up into Thailand or India, then I potentially get 2 portions of land. It just seems unfair is all.

Or is it only if the attacker wins?

>>107693
What I said only applies if you use your roll to fight off your attacker. If someone spent their roll attacking africa and someone hit their european territories, that's it. You only get one roll, and you can use those gets to do whatever you want, but that's all you get.

Lets say one player is Germany and the other is France. France rolls, gets 10 territories, and chooses to use them to attack Germany. Germany gets 15 territories, uses ten to negate France's attack, and uses the others to invade Austria. Or it can use all 15, and both negate France's attack plus take five French territories for itself. Or it could use all 15 to invade austria, and ignore the French entirely (this typically only occurs when a player doesn't realize another has attacked them and just continues to expand normally).

Again, it's not like actual RISK in the slightest.

>>107762
Alright that's what I figured. Also, I was talking about risk here on 4chan. Most games I played fizzled out before people even met each other's borders. Thanks for the info.

Rolled 7734 (1d10000)

>>106459
Give it our all against Poland and Romania.

Rolled 3916 (1d10000)

>>106459
Keep Filling Africa

Rolled 93231 (1d100000)

>>106459
Fuck up Romania.

What's your time zone OP?

>>110649
Central US, but this was finals week and I have a really abnormal sleep schedule besides. Last final is today though.

In the meantime, anyone wanna hear a joke?

>>115050
What?

>>115218
Here goes:
What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone.

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>>115230
That was pretty cheesy.

>>115326
It was, wasn't it?
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

>>115358
Englishman and Frenchman are eating breakfast. Englishman asks "how many eggs do you want?" Frenchman says "just one is enough".

>>115480
Two guys walk into a bar. One's an alcoholic, and the other's in the hospital.

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Round 14, on time as usual

In the absence of France, Spain has taken the humble task of subjugating the Maghreb

Rhodesia taming the wilderness

The Sudanese look back on their civil war with nostalgia

Romania slowly gaining back ground, along with fresh "volunteers"

Visegrad practically the Huns at this point.

getting spicy in the land down under

Central Beijing Time now spans the Asian continent

Germany can now empathize with the poles

Icelanders continue their "purge"

Italy still faring better than germany


How long can Africa support four rising powers?
Will Australia rule the waves?
Will the Europeans notice the Yellow Horde on the horizon?
Find out tonight!

Rolled 617 (1d10000)

>>115516
Take the European part of Russia.
Don't attack anyone.

Rolled 37684 (1d100000)

>>115516
Take the rest of Greece and the Balkans.

Rolled 88215 (1d100000)

When are we getting a new thread?

Rolled 2966 (1d10000)

>>115516
Continue taking South America

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Rolled 899 (1d10000)

>>115516
Surrender isn't an option at this point. This may be our final battle. Attack the Visegard Union and Romania. We will die as warriors.

>>115551
When we need one.

Rolled 6010 (1d10000)

>>115516
Conquer more of Africa.

>>115560
Yeah mate, I think you'll be fine.

I'm going to go to sleep soon.
In the meantime, assume that I'll either conquer the rest of Russia, or expand south.
GG!

FUCK THREAD IS IN AUTO-SAGE

OP YOU BETTER MAKE A REPLACEMENT THREAD

Rolled 1420 (1d10000)

Take south africa

>>121856
This is Rhodesia

Lads we migrated the risk chat over to discord
join the new discord room
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