Risk

Purple, Britfags, London

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only one roll at a time

>>92251
I'm guessing I can't expand until the game starts.

>>92253
yes you cant until there is 5 player

Light Blue
Cyan Clam Clan
Denmark

>>92251
Mauga Sinasina
Romania
Red

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2 more people and ready to go

>>92267
Where are you wanting to expand? I was planning on expanding to norway/sweden after controlling britain.

op here, guys can i play to ?
i'll be fair

>>92286

>United German Empire.
>Dark.
>Berlin (and around it.)

>>92295
Mate, you OWN the game. Of course you can.

>>92286
>Charlie Hebdo
>Orange
>Paris

>>92291
Wherever destiny takes me. But for now, germany looks like a good target. Though the chances it will be taken as a starting point are highly likely.
>>92295
I have no strong feelings in either direction.

>>92304
Actually, don't. I made up my mind.

>United Israeli States of Arabia.
>Light Blue.
>Jerusalem.

>>92308
Looks like germany and france have been taken. I guess we'll have to see what happens

>>92286
Roman Empire of Scorpiongirls
Gold
Roma/Rome

>>92305
okey then
>istanbul
> white turks
> dark red

>>92286
Russian Empire
Green
Moscow

>>92314
Nah man, I made up my mind, Germany is up for the takings.

>>92317
Holy christ, I've been seeing you in a lot of threads now.

>>92314
Well, if GOD accepts Bismarck's change, then it will be profitable for me.
>>92318
What say you to this person's wishes? >>92311

>>92317
Oh hey, I remember you. How's NSST doing?

>>92322
Hey man, weren't you in Overseer's first Risk game?

>>92320
Risk games are always fun.
>>92322
Not sure.

>>92311
makin you blue
light blue is taken i made a mistake at third image

>>92325
>>92324
You mean the one with American Samoa? Yep! That's me!
Tell NSST I said hi!

>>92328
Alright man, thanks a lot.

>>92325
Not only that, but also Cultural Evolution. Sand Tribe, right?

>>92329
Hell yeah man! Should've been there for the second game, it was pretty dope.

>>92332
yes
i was only pretending to be retarded

>>92332
Aye, I wish I could, but I didn't have enough time for it. What a shame though, it looked like it was fun...

Game should be starting on the next map update right?

>>92332
Say, which nation were you?

>>92343
yep,
sorry for getting late

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lets start

>>92344
Shitty ol' Illinois in the first one. Mighty Nationalist Soviet Russia in the second one.

>>92346
It's alright OP, hopefully this thread will go on for a while!

>>92353
Expand to take control of southern England, I get +3 from London right?

>>92353
Send the armies of Muscovy north to annex Yaroslavl, and continue onwards to the northern oil.

>>92353
Fill out Romania.
>>92354
Wanna have an alliance then?

>>92353
Um, where am I on the Nation list?
Also, expand south to annex the land and that city.

>>92353
Send the IDF to convert the North into Israelism.

>>92354
sorry for german mixed up
Germany isn't there

>>92360
Hell yeah man.

>>92363
Oh crap, could you erase that piece of land OP?

>>92353
Towards Calais but don't attack Brits.
If there's some spare, I want some of that wheat.

>>92353
Let's attempt to conquer towards Naple. Excess territory can go towards Florence.

I'm a bit confused as to who controls what nation. Could people put their nation in their name.

>>92353
Since this board is kind of slow and it's easy to tell what number you'll get, wanna incorporate dice rolls instead of using the post number?

>>92370
That's a good idea.

Rolled 4400 (1d9999)

>>92370
I support this. Since highest roll you can get on this map is quads we'll want to roll 9999

>>92371
>>92370
I don't think it'll work that well. But heck, it's a good idea.

Rolled 7457 (1d9999)

>>92375
Nah, it's exactly the same except closer to random

>>92370
I like that.
>>92373
Maybe 1d19999? So that we can include a possibility for 0000 quads?

turks
true anatolia

Rolled 359 (1d10000)

>>92378
dice+1d10000?

>>92377
Yeah, I agree. dice+1d9999 sounds good to me.

Sorry, I wasn't thinking well.

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someone can explain the dice thing?

>>92378
It's so unlikely that I don't think it makes a difference honestly, but as long as you're getting four numbers to be same I don't think OP will care what we use

dice+1d9999

Rolled 4064 (1d9999)

>>92383
You just count the dice roll as our roll instead of our post number. Put "dice+1d9999" into the options box without the quotes and it'll work.

Muscovy marches north toward that oil.

Rolled 7375 (1d10000)

>>92373
>>92377
>>92383
We use the last number of the roll, unless it is dubs, trips, quads and such.

Conquer towards the bottom of Italy.

>>92385
dice1d9999

Rolled 6423 (1d9999)

>>92383
Instead of looking at our post number which is not random and sort of predictable due to the slow nature of this board we each roll a d9999 and you use that instead.

Annex Southampton and Cardif.

Rolled 2040 (1d9999)

>>92383
Fill out the rest of Romania.
OP, why am I in Bulgaria?

>>92387
Do dice+1d10000 for 0000 quads.
>>92389
Options field.

>>92389
it goes in options.

Rolled 4728 (1d9999)

>>92383
Order the IDF to start taking over Israel, starting from the North and heading to the South.

>>92360
My friend, are we going to ally up?

TRUE GREECE
WHİTE TURKS

>>92394
Oh my god, YES.
Mauga Sinasina, Gonna sign off like this now

>>92383
I really really want that wheat. That way please :3

>>92392
You're right, I hadn't considered

>>92391
Because God cant into geography. You'll get there

A lot of people are claiming to own cities that are still white but surrounded in their territory, do they count?

>>92383
>>92398
You should make it dice+1d10000 because of 0000 quads.

Rolled 7446 (1d9999)

>>92398
SORRY ABOUT THAT

>>92401
I mean, he can into geography, he can't into reading posts

Rolled 9793 (1d10000)

>>92400
Obviously roll didn't roll.

>>92383
Expand into Sweden and annex the land and city.

>>92399
Alright man, what is the name of our alliance?

>>92402
I believe they do count, unless you need to annex them or something.

Rolled 1207 (1d10000)

>>92411
Woops. Dunno how I messed that up.

>>92402
>>92404
>>92412
Can we get confirmation GOD?

>>92412
Of course you need to annex them, they count as a territory

I don't know why you all didn't start out with them though...

>>92412
Israeli Samoa, obviously.
Mauga Sinasina, way too full of himself.

>>92408
We both have reasons to hate Islam, let us team up and fight the forces of evil. I wish to be allies.

>>92416
YES İT COUNTS

>>92418
Israeli Samoa... IS... Islamic State?

Sounds good to me, friend!

>>92422
Well... Okay then!
Mauga Sinasina, God of Flavortext

>>92421
Then why does my cities count as territory and the Russian empires count as territory but no one else's does?

>>92425
Whoops, forgot the alliance in my name.

>>92419
I do too, let's form that alliance.
What will it be called?

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>>92429
because i am a fucking idiot

Rolled 7059 (1d9999)

WHİTE TURKS
more anatolia

Rolled 1743 (1d10000)

>>92430
The Anti-Israli Alliance, AIA!

>>92431
expand north annexing any and all cities I come across.

Rolled 3004 (1d10000)

>>92431
Keep up the northern advance. Mother Russia calls to Muscovy to unite her under a single empire! To the oil!

Rolled 8079 (1d10000)

Conquer the rest of the bottom of Rome.
Let's see if we can get Malta and Cagliari too.

Rolled 5318 (1d10000)

>>92419
It's not Islam, my friend. Israel is Jewish, and Romania is Eastern Orthodox. But as you wish, if you want tension, you will have tension.

>>92431

Rolled 1391 (1d10000)

>>92431
Same as the Brits except south.

>>92438
Oh shit, forgot to say where I'm attacking.

Keep annexing the North of Israel.

>>92431
OP if the cities aren't treated like territories that have to be conquered the normal way you should at least color them in in the color of whoever controls them. My autism is driving me crazy and it needs to be appeased.

>>92439
oof that's rough buddy

Rolled 5173 (1d10000)

>>92431
Annex the two cities I touch.
If they are technically annexed, head towards Berlin, annexing whatever I can.

>>92431
Finish off Romania then move North.
Mauga Sinasina, believes in Santa.

>>92431
>>92439
Actually, seeing how I rolled poorly. Annex Nantes.

>>92438
Well fuck the Jews too! Dirty kykes.

I also want to correct my spelling of the alliance name, Anti-Israeli Alliance.

Rolled 9476 (1d9999)

>>92447
Forgot roll.

>>92451
Woah man, didn't know a pol-fag is currently playing this game.

>>92437
Julia, there seems to be alliances being formed.
What say you and me make an alliance as well?

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anyone who wants to e an allianca whit turks?
rome?

>making alliances this early in the game when no one touches each other

>not waiting to see who's going to be a threat

>>92460
Expand north and annex Birmingham and Leeds if possible. Also make the alliance with Charlie official.

Rolled 8775 (1d9999)

>>92463
turks true anatolia

hey comrat lets be allianca and finish romania plus i will not expend true europe i want middle east

Rolled 2100 (1d10000)

>>92460
Finish conquering Israel, then dispatch the IDF to invade Syria.

Rolled 8923 (1d9999)

>>92460
Keep moving north.
Mauga Sinasina, can we have more than two people in an alliance?

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Rolled 8821 (1d10000)

>>92460
Annex Nizhny, then move for the +2 oil that's directly to my north.

>>92466
Chekd

Rolled 288 (1d10000)

>>92466
Forgot roll.

Rolled 3660 (1d10000)

>>92458
Sure, what should our alliance be named?

>>92460
Finish conquering the bottom of Rome. Excess can be used to conquer Malta and Cagliari. If we still have excess, let us conquer the rest of Italy.

I'm salty about that Byzantine-Ottoman War.

Rolled 2681 (1d10000)

>>92460
Annex Calais and keep going for that wheat.
If spare, towards Strasbourg.

>>92467
I make no formal deals this early in the game, but know that if Romania becomes a threat to either of us, I will not stand idly by.

>>92470
no

>>92458
I do not want war with you my friend, I urge you to expand south and not block me or I will have no choice to to be hostile.

>>92476
Poor, poor rolls...

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>>92472

>got actual dubs the first post
>rolled dubs the second post

Impressive.

>>92458
>>92479
You see how wily the eternal anglo is

Don't fall for his hebrew tricks

Rolled 4061 (1d10000)

>>92460
I continue towards Berlin and annex all land and cities I can.
>>92473
The Vittoria Powers? A fitting name I believe, and in your tongue as well!
>>92479
I am already expanding south as we speak.

>>92487
It works and I like it.

>>92487
I am happy you agree with me, we shall discuss a NAP when our borders touch.

>>92485
He's a lucky guy.

>>92495
makes up for the shit rolls I've been getting.

>>92495
For himself.

>>92494
Hey man, we started this game with unnecessary hostility. Maybe we can establish some sort of peace between our nations?

Rolled 4837 (1d10000)

>>92460
>Hispania
>Madrid
>Pink

Fill Spain.

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any alliances you want me to add?
also turks true anatolia

>>92499
>>92500
>Two Dubs
Was this part of your master plan?

>>92499
Makes up for mine too. :P

Rolled 1614 (1d10000)

>>92502
TAKE THE OIL

KEEP GOING NORTH

We shall recover this land from the ice and snow for the Motherland.

Rolled 5026 (1d10000)

>>92502
anatolia

Rolled 503 (1d10000)

>>92490
Perfect. I look forward to working with you.
>>92494
We'll see what fate has in sort.
>>92502
Annex Berlin and move in towards Poland.

Rolled 1328 (1d10000)

>>92502
Fill in the rest of Scotland and then move into Ireland.

Rolled 575 (1d9999)

>>92502
Re-enforce the south borders.
Mauga Sinasina.

Rolled 8113 (1d10000)

>>92502
Expend three points to acquire the fish near Rome.
The rest of the points are spent filling up Rome.
Any extra points will go to getting Cagliari.

Rolled 5924 (1d10000)

>>92502
you're not supposed to fill the fucking sea tiles.

Roll to fill Spain.

Rolled 6581 (1d10000)

>>92504
Of course!

>>92502
Take over the South of Israel, then continue annexing Syria.

>>92511
What is your response to this >>92500?

>>92517
Why not? How else are you supposed to do sea travel?

>>92501
Hispania! How is everything going?

>>92502
Is Calais annexed or nah? If not, do that otherwise Strasbourg.

>>92517
Me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to make a community in the sea to either die or prove a very important point.
>>92519
Well congratulations, you got yourself dubs, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>92519
I initially just wanted an alliance with Charlie Hebdo and mixed up Islamic with Israeli. We'll see what happens later in the game.

Charlie should we fix the name to be Anti-Islamic Alliance?

Rolled 8292 (1d10000)

>>92502
>>92526
Also roll.

>>92527
Winning this game!

>>92528
Alright man, sounds good to me.

>>92517
no fucking hispania cant deal whit it

>>92528
The acronym doesn't change so I'm happy :3

Rolled 5724 (1d10000)

>>92533
This game needs another player in my opinion

Otherwise France and Enlgand take spain and dominate.

I urge you to reconsider

>>92538
okey, i'll add hispania but it takes time
i am only adding because i hate britfags and france

>>92533
There are 3 more open nations, you should've started a smaller map if you can't handle it.

>>92532
Somebody gets this hot head out of here.

>>92541
Lel, we don't mind how long it takes, we'll wait.

>>92532
Say, what's the plan now?
Mauga Sinasina, master diplomat

>>92541
On one hand, I like Hispania and want them in.
On the other hand, you're doing this out of spite? That's a bit biased.

Don't get on our bad side.

>>92544
But I haven't started the fire!

>>92548
Do you have email? If so, we should probably exchange our thoughts using them.

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Rolled 333 (1d10000)

greek islands

>>92541
>>92550

>I'll be fair

>I hate britfags and france

Lol okay then.

Rolled 1586 (1d10000)

>>92552
They expect one of us in the wreckage
>>92554
>>92555
OH SHIT
Fill up more of upper Rome.

Rolled 3962 (1d10000)

>>92554
Fill in Ireland then move towards North Sea Oil.

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>>92550
I approve wholeheartedly you slimy frog

Rolled 9167 (1d10000)

>>92554
Take Valencia, lisboa and porto.

>>92550
NAP?

>>92560
An insult of France is support of Islam, Is Russia full of Muslims now?

Rolled 5674 (1d9999)

>>92554
Move north.
>>92552
I do, but it's a personal one, unfortunately.

Rolled 6675 (1d10000)

>>92554
Damn OP.

Dispatch Yehidat Sayeret to assault Syrian bases.
>continue annexing syria.

Rolled 358 (1d10000)

>>92554
Well done. Truly you are master of the Turk legacy.

My next goal is that bonus that gives +3 to unowned territories. Yeah, that one in the north. I also think I need to take a couple territories lower down so my bonuses are all connected in straight lines like the rules say they should be.

Anyway let's get that done.

Rolled 787 (1d10000)

>>92564
Definitely.

>>92554
2 wide corridor to Strasbourg and annex.
Then south.

Rolled 3677 (1d10000)

Head west to the Netherlands! We shall take Amsterdam!

>>92568
Alright man, no worries.

>>92575
Changing points, actually 7.

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>>92565
I was under the impression that France was a sultanate.

>>92580
We changed that when we came into power.

>>92580
Am I France? Je suis Charlie.
In favour of Islam? Non.

Rolled 3310 (1d10000)

>>92586
TURKS
MORE ANATOLİA

Rolled 1797 (1d10000)

>>92586
Continue marching northeast towards that bonus. I want it.

Rolled 3472 (1d10000)

>>92586
Take that last territory not covered by me then move north.
Mauga Sinasina

Rolled 2917 (1d10000)

>>92586
My +9 seems to have been ignored?

Move northeast and annex the oil, any extra move into Norway.

Rolled 84 (1d10000)

>>92586
Finish conquering the rest of Rome except Cagliari and begin to conquer Switzerland.

Rolled 6751 (1d10000)

>>92586
Use my bonus to take Alger by sea, and use my roll to take Barcelona and Bilbao.

Rolled 733 (1d10000)

>>92588
>>92586
There might be some spill, take that other oil if so.

>>92593
Why did you roll again?! Wasted dubs

>>92559
>>92590
it is not +9

Rolled 3360 (1d10000)

>>92586
Send in Sayeret Matkal for another set of tactical hits on Syrian bases.
>keep annexing syria.

>>92595
Damn, forgot to take roll out of options

I'm sure Lord Bateman will punish me for it.

Rolled 698 (1d10000)

>>92586
Expanding south, preferably towards Lyon

>>92596
You're right. It's a +10.

>>92596
It is +10 now, I have control over 7 cities.

>>92596
It's +10 by my count.

Rolled 9416 (1d10000)

>>92586
Now, head north-east to Stockholm!
>>92601
Sorry, but you wouldn't mind if I control Sweden, do you?

>>92600
>>92596
>>92603

So we are all in agreement that I only expanded 5 tiles last round and not 15.

>>92596
It looks like +10 to me.

>>92605
Seems like it, my ally tells the truth.

>>92604
I will allow south Sweden but my plans are to the north so I would like northern Sweden.

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>>92586

I'd like to join.

>Yellow
>Militaries Sans Frontiers (MSF)
>Lowest point in Africa

>>92609
But can you not pass from Norway into Finland?

>>92559
look at the fucking map that was 5
>>92590
and that is 10 i didn't play the 10 right now

>>92597
My friend, perhaps it would be a good idea to expand west, since you are a bit lacking in land mass?

>>92611
You would be forcing me into a 1 tile width corridor, I cannot allow that.

>>92611
Of course he can.

The eternal anglo is just trying to shaft you as usual.

>>92612
You're not taking into account my +10 bonus from cities.

>Brown
>Slav Slav Revolution
>anywhere in Poland

>>92615
He has plenty of space to expand in the south and east, I'm sure he can understand that blocking me in like that will result in war.

>>92610
then roll

>>92614
Fine, but that lumber is mine.
You understand, don't you?

>>92610
"Engravings, don't give you any advantages whatsoever."

>>92613
Firstly I need to get rid of the Islamic menace in Syria, then I'll deal with land mass my friend. :)

>>92619
New Guy

Where the fuck was that thread today

>>92623
You taking the lumber would basically mean you taking northern Sweden, I'm sorry but I can't allow that. I do not want to be hostile towards you so I hope you can understand why I do not want you moving north.

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Rolled 7802 (1d10000)

>>92622

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>>92624
"any tactical advantage*"

>>92619
anu cheeki breeki.

>>92626
I passed out early. I had to leave early for a group thing too. I am kinda giving up on being OP.

>>92626
Oh shit, I smell drama happening.

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Rolled 3326 (1d10000)

Fill the anatolia

>>92636
Keep moving Northeast.
Mauga Sinasina, tactical master

>>92636
I think you forgot to throw me in there lol

>>92636
Begin expanding towards Switzerland. Excess points will go towards Austria.

>>92636
Um what?

>>92642
you didn't roll

>>92636

Why are you not counting my bonus? I have a +7 bonus, which should have let me take both the oil and the star.

Please answer. I think you've done this before, but I didn't count then.

Rolled 7596 (1d10000)

>>92636
>>92643

Rolled 589 (1d10000)

>>92636

I will begin by moving North, towards that city

Rolled 7212 (1d10000)

>>92636
You seem to be ignoring bonuses, can you please explain what the bonus for cities and that is used for?

Also continue moving northeast into Norway.

>>92644
sorry for missing it
doing it right now

Rolled 3038 (1d10000)

>>92636
Take Barcelona, then Alger, then fill Spain.

>>92645
Neither did MSF but alright...here goes.

>>92647
>>92653

Op didn't even count my roll, let alone my bonus.

Rolled 2927 (1d10000)

>>92628
Then it seems we are in conflict.
>>92636
OP, I want you to establish the Vittoria Powers as a legitimate alliance.
And I shall be expanding north towards the lumber rich lands of Sweden.
>>92648
I am sorry milady, but I have seemed to gained enemies. I hope that you will still support me.

>>92647
i did use your bonuce before

Rolled 376 (1d10000)

>>92636
Instead of Sayeret Matkal, send in a couple of motorized infantry companies to take over the rest of Syria.

>>92654
>>92658
He just missed it, don't worry.

>>92661
I will.

>>92661
Holy shit, Moshe Dayan, get the popcorn!
This gon b gud!

>>92661
I am disappointed that it must come to this but you leave me no choice.

Rolled 2937 (1d10000)

>>92662
No. I just counted. You haven't used the bonus once.

You owe me a total of 25 territories for all previous turns, plus what I roll now at my current bonus. I will be counting. You did this shit to britfag too.

>>92657
he did roll you can check it out

>>92669
>muh europe
>muh alliances
>muh non existent reeources
>muh politics

Rolled 1807 (1d10000)

>>92586
GroßBohemiums
Brown
between Prague and Nurnberg

spend roll securing the area around those two cities if I'm allowed to roll on first post

>>92674
I-Is that an insult?

>>92671
Do you see him use the bonuses for any player in a round?

>>92666
I am eternally grateful for your support.
>>92670
And you leave me none either.
Ask your friend Charlie about a Cult that rained thunder upon Radny Bobandy.
He may be able to give you good details if his memory held up.

>>92679
No lol. It's nothing my friend, that was a post showing pure autism caused by no sleep. XD

Rolled 3220 (1d10000)

>>92680
Haven't looked, only counted myself.

But those are the rules, so I ASSUMED they were in play.

OP can specify otherwise but it would make him a massive fag.

>>92657
dice dude

>>92682
Aye, as funny as it is, it wouldn't be wise to say that to them... God knows how they would take it.

Actually every player should audit their territory for what they should have.

>>92681
You have other options! You can expand south or east, I can only expand north due to my alliance with Charlie, that is why we discussed this earlier.

>>92686
I completely agree with that fact.

There has been a lot of tension going on around that region ever since the game started.

>>92681
Oh no.
Wait, what colour were you and what area?

>>92689
We'd probably stick together, they have some sort of trigger reflex...
In other news, what's this I hear about auditing territories?

>>92687
My first post got the +3 bonus, other than that I don't think I got any of the bonus.

you can only use your bonuce once

>>92683
>>92694
Well I just checked and I am missing 63 territories.

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Rolled 3557 (1d10000)

anatolia

>>92694
A-are you serious?

Have you never played risk before?

You better fucking give me my territories you son of a bitch

>>92694
Okay this explains a lot. That's pretty shit though

Rolled 1736 (1d10000)

>>92697
Keep moving east. Missing 9 territories.
Keemstar would be proud.

>>92694
It clearly says in the rules "every turn"

Guys, this game has gone to shit.

>>92697
Was waiting for the update so didn't roll, please be more specific.

Rolled 3902 (1d10000)

>>92697
Well that explains it. Rolling to conquer the rest of Switzerland before moving towards Austria and Slovenia.

>>92697
OP has given me my rightful land. I am satisfied, but you know you're supposed to play with the bonus ongoing.

Annex Kazan, move for the lumber.

>>92694
das dumb

Rolled 7356 (1d10000)

>>92697
Take Alger the city, and Biblao. Use any extra to fill Spain.

>>92694
Bonuses are supposed to be added every turn.

Rolled 3980 (1d10000)

>>92688
Fufufu.
On the path of victory one must step on the pebbles, no?
>>92691
It was a simpler map, but I was once exactly like your friend!
>>92697
Expand towards the north-west into the ocean!
And reinforce my land against the Britfags.

Rolled 1967 (1d10000)

>>92707
rolling

>>92697
Also give me my now 75 territory.
>>92705
we'll make a new risk game with blackjack and more monstergirls

Rolled 6642 (1d10000)

>>92697
Corridor towards Cyan Clam and invade!

Rolled 1286 (1d10000)

>>92697
Keep annexing Syria using the motorized infantry companies.

OP, not gonna lie, but I am missing some land too. 9 from the bonus I have.

>>92711
Noooooooooo.
You the purple one? What was your name?
Or were you Icelandic guy?

>>92714
Invade? Can you not see the difference in our power?
>>92713
I must ask that if Charlie starts making hostile movements you move in to subdue France.
>>92718
Yes, the purple one on the British Isles. I was the Cult of Storms!
I do hope you make your friend realize his foolishness instead of attacking.

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okey guys it'll be like you wanted
everybody count your missing lands and tell me
other people will check and liar will be disqualified

In the meantime, anyone wanna hear a joke?

>>92721
You leave me no choice! I will not be boxxed in like this!

Rolled 7660, 958 = 8618 (2d10000)

>>92697
Right, rolling twice for missed go because of bad explanations.

Roll one:
>Keep going south and use bonus. Annex every city.
Roll two:
>Cross over to Germany for Stuttgart.

>>92726
This game.

>>92724
Move Southeast.
Keemstar is checking this thread regularly.

Rolled 1486 (1d10000)

>>92724
Continue the invasion of Cyan Clam north towards the lumber.

Rolled 832 (1d10000)

>>92732
Forgot the roll.

Rolled 5501 (1d10000)

>>92724
You owe me an extra 11 territories from my bonus last round.

This round I am rolling to annex Kazan and take over that lumber in the top right.

Rolled 7196 (1d10000)

>>92724
Take Bilbao, then Constantine, then Tunis.

I can't be fucked adding my missed bonuses.

Rolled 7708 (1d10000)

>>92724
75 I believe.
Rolling to conquer Austria, Slovenia and Czech Republic.

Rolled 2523 (1d10000)

>>92726
CARLOS.

>>92724
I am only missing 9 from my bonus.

Send in the entire IDF to conquer the remaining territories of Syria!

If there are any spills, spill into Jordan.

>>92724
Aye, I'm missing nine.

If any of you are autistic enough to play two risk games at once (I know I am) I just started another one up.

>>92696

Rolled 2092 (1d10000)

>>92724
This go, I'll take the Jersey Isles.
And Brussels.

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>>92745
Here goes:
Milk is the fastest liquid in the world.
It's pasteurised before you even see it!

Rolled 4069 (1d10000)

>>92724
62 pieces of land I believe.
Start counter invading the Britfags!
>>92729
Try your best!

>>92724
>>92734

Including my roll this round I am owed 66

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Rolled 145 (1d10000)

>>92757
>>92763
Yeeeesss....

Waste your bonuses on each other goyim...

>>92724
>>92741
75 + 11 + 14 = 100 territories.
Nice.

>>92757
>>92768

This is why I did not want to be at war with you! It will only hurt us both and make us weak in the late game!

GUYS WANNA PLAY THAT ? İ SCREWED UP
>>92696
ŞF YOU WANT İ CAN GO ON BUT

>>92773
You can keep going if you want. If it distresses you, then you can end the game.

>>92773

of course you should keep going, we've invested too much time into this to stop.

>>92773
You're right, you screwed up.

>>92768
Ha, we do not waist bonuses, the bonuses are being set to every turn, you fool!
>>92771
There shall be no late game for you!
I gave you a chance to occupy the north but you got greedy for timber that was rightfully mine!
>>92773
I'm good here.
But, including this round, I should be getting 77 land pieces. The 62 should be the sum of all the previous rounds.

>>92783

I warned you early that I wanted to go northern Sweden, you had no claim to that lumber and still you took it knowing I would attack. We shall be at war then. (Assuming this game even continues)

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i add whatever you sad and add my 59 bonuces that i didn't count if did added extra you should warn me

Rolled 1614 (1d10000)

>>92792
turkey
take erevan

Rolled 6641 (1d10000)

>>92792
Fill Russia, total bonus this turn adds up to +16

The empire shall truly rise now.

Rolled 1387 (1d10000)

>>92792
expand northeast.

>>92792
I was owed 66, Clam was owed 77 and yet somehow I have lost most of my territory. Okay then... I'm starting a new thread where I will actually follow the rules.

Rolled 8811 (1d10000)

>>92792
Take Tunis then fill Spain.

>>92802
make it with the same map but with blackjack and more monstergirls

>>92787
Fate is on my side. (And possibly OP?)
Either way, if you wish to fight me in another world, I exist there!
I am hard to miss! Fufufu
>>92792
Continue invasion of Britfag territory.

Rolled 7425 (1d10000)

>>92806
Woops, roll

Rolled 6801 (1d10000)

>>92792
Row row fight the French.
Take back Stuttgart and Strasbourg from no one in particular.

>>92802
You'll be dead soon anyway anglo scum

>>92802
dude wait i didn't know i owe you 66
i'll give it to you

>>92810
Julia, I can't believe you would do this.

Just end my suffering

>>92818
Nothing personal kid.
We just hate the Britfags.

Rolled 6923 (1d10000)

>>92792
Completely annex Lebanon, while keep sending military aid to IDF soldiers in the Jordanian front.

>annex syria and if got more territories, annex jordan.

>>92821
If I was in your place, I would have done the same.

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rome wanna NAP?

>>92817
I'm out of this game, I prefer to be OP. I'm starting a new thread of this map.

>>92830
>>92830
>>92830

>>92832
Aye, I'm going to sleep soon. Give my land to Israel.
GG.

Rolled 4270 (1d10000)

>>92832
keep filling Russia

>>92838
Good night man.

>>92832
Keep annexing Jordan, then invade Saudi Arabia.

>>92826
It's a shame things went this way Charlie. Really.
The Clan is always accepting of more members though.

>>92849
Actually, to help Russia in world domination, give my land (including magua's) to Russia. I'm out gents.

Rolled 9219 (1d10000)

>>92861
thanks m8

>>92866
dude i cant play any more
lets go to britfags thread

>>92869
I'm not starting another game this late at night

If it has to end I just want you to know that you've been the worst risk OP I've ever had to deal with. I hope you never play, let alone OP, another game. You are a massive faggot and I suspect you probably lose count of the number of cocks you've sucked by 9 AM on an average day.

Go fuck yourself.

>>92878
This :3

>>92878
>>92882
You guys are right this was my first and last risk op job
i just wanted to play and start a thread but it was harder than i think it is.
sorry for the trouble

>>92887
Hey, chin up! At least you tried.

>>92889
thx romania

>>92903
You're welcome, you beautiful bastard. Now get some sleep, you've earned it.

looks like op should've understood the RISK of making a risk game!
:^)