>you exist now

>>917831
Lenny D'Rude

>>917831
Boyhole Sodomaster

>>917831
Dgcdgy f. Tj

>>917831
>you exist now
Don't know if I want to

Name is B.J. Gobbledick

>>917831
Super Cunt Dickboy

>>917831
Fred Jones

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>>917916
>>917932
>>917890
>>917883
>>917861
>>917851
>after a moment of nothing happening, your brain starts doing stuff. voices in your head begin saying..... things. you begin to shake as the thoughts rattle around your hollow head.
*POP*
>ah-HA, now you remember! you're Super Cunt the dickboy!
>joy of joys, you've made your first thought! and you have a name!....... although, Super Cunt does seem wrong for some reason.... you decide instead your name will be Fred Cunt.
>you can feel your mind growing stronger, you are unstoppable!

>now then, what shall the amazing and handsome Fred Cunt do?

>>918022
Find something curvy and awkwardly flirt with it

Grow a massive dong to impress the lady Fred Cunts

>>918022
Explore the cunt we were so obvioisly named for.

>>918022
Accept your eventual fate

of being the best dickboy the world will ever see.

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>>918030
>>918037
>>918094
>>918132
>you wait a bit
>But wait! WHAT IS THAT THER? so... beautiful... you know you must have the alluring body of this.... thing.
>you compose yourself and shuffle a bit closer, putting on the most attractive expression you know to see if it gets the hint.
>it dont
>you decide they might need some further convincing, so you use your signature move!

>how will the... thing, react?

It will burst into flames.

Merge with the dickboy's head and form a proboscis-antler

>>922077
Grow many holes of varying shape and size

It will grow a bigger dick

the thing will bark and whimper while looking at you quizzically