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Gell.

>>9177
Seconding Gell

>>9161
>Quiggy II(Happiness boost)

>>9161
>Quiggy II(Happiness boost)

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>>9234
>>9241
>>9243

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>>9257
If we're going to expand then our people would need happiness.
That's what Sid Meier's Civilization told me.

>>9290
Nah, to expand we need Nerve Stapling

We need a tie breaker. OP, can you roll?

>TFW I've never really rolled a dice

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>9351

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>9351
I think you need to use 1d2 unless 1-59 is the first one and 60-100 is the other one?

yo

>>9386
Hi. Please pick a leader.

The leader is chosen. The winner is Gel. Now that you are in control, what shall you do?
>Explore the New World
>Fortify Military in case a Southern nation attacks
>Research better breeding

>>9405
>Research better breeding
Moar babbies.

>>9405
>Research better breeding
The land must be drenched in slime

>>9405
>>Research better breeding
I wanted to say something about a whole new world, but slime flood sounds funner.

>>9405
>>Explore the New World

>>9405
>Research better breeding

You put funding into better Slime Breeding research. You discern that [pink]pink slimes[/pink] have a large population, but their DNA has a gene that causes physical weakness
>Banish Pink Slimes
>Limit Pink Slime Breeding
>Let Pink Slimes have the same rights

You receive word that the Alliance has sent a colony to the New World.
>Research Motor/Engine
>Research Clockwork
>Research Advanced Biomechanics
>Send Explorers to New World
>Create New Slime Strains

Again, dear followers, I must retire for the night. See you all in the morning. Keep the thread fresh, alright? Also, as a question, would you prefer another Slime Civilization Thread after this, or maybe have a Slime Knight Quest?

>>9945
>Let Pink Slimes have the same rights
>Research Advanced Biomechanics
We'll solve this problem with biology! And fucking.
>>9982
Don't worry, OP. I think this board is slow. What time will you get back online?

>>9945
>high breeding
>physical weakness
Mix them with Purple, spam breed magic slimes.

>>9945
>Pass bill to consume Pink Slimes

>>10049
Eh, I rather not go down the cannibal route, Anon.

>>9945
>>Let Pink Slimes have the same rights
>Send Explorers to New World

>>9990
Supporting this.

Ima back.

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>>10783

Rolled 33 (1d100)

Well, we don't have enough votes, and it's been over 6 hours, so I'm just gonna roll again.

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>>11018

>Research Biomechanics

You put funds into researching biomechanics. As a result, Homunculi have turned from small, goblin-esque, grey humans to tall humanoids. You also invented the "Slime Bus", large slime blobs that slide along the ground, and can transport many things with them.
>Explore the New World
>Reinforce Army

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>>11049
>Reinforce Army

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Here's a shitty picture of Gel

>>11049
>Explore the new world! But we need to bring our most advanced tech with us.
This is gonna be like the Spanish and Aztecs

>>11049
>>Explore the New World

>>11049
When we explore the new world can we make our slime girl knights the head of the army
/defence of new lands?

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>>11049
>Explore the New World

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>>11322

>>11049
>Explore the New World

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>>11049
>Reinforce Army
We must prepare first.

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>>11300
>>11049
>We need to build up our arm!
We need to build a force that would scare and frighten the savage people of the new world.
We need to give the steel boot of civilization, culture and religion to the dirty shit skins
plus we need slime girl knights take the lead.

>>11942
Stop being so /d/. It's annoying and look what happen to that girl.

>>12243
Well I'm not /D/ I just enjoy abusing people who aren't slimes for the progress of the slime race. But being a nice slime and you, a slime as well. If you so desire me to stop with the slime girls I will comply.

I wanted to kill the girl from the get go but no one wanted to so I voted for slime girl knights so we get a more fast unit that can attack, retest and attack again but to each his own.

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Two months pass, and an exploration force has been prepared. The coastline the exploration force lands on is divided by rivers into three areas, each suitable to be settled.
>Settle in the Forest(Good labor, Poor Traveling)
>Settle in the Plains(Decent Labor, Decent Traveling)
>Settle in the Desert(Poor Labor, Good Traveling)

>>13210
>>Settle in the Plains(Decent Labor, Decent Traveling)
I like a decent middle.

>>13210
>Settle in the Plains(Decent Labor, Decent Traveling)

Is anyone else having trouble with the update button?

>>13210
>settle in the Forrest.
To live is to work and we will make the most productive and dedcated work force ever!
Let's in slave the natives!

>>13210
>>Settle in the Plains(Decent Labor, Decent Traveling)

You found a city in the Plains. After one month, you receive word that a Tribe of Kobolds shares the plains. They are very primitive, and hostile to outsiders. Their tribe is built on a large gold quarry. The swamp to the west is filled with a Tribe of Ogres, who are very protective about their Swamp. The desert to your east is populated with an advanced society of dragons, which has a very small reproduction
>Negotiate Ogres/Kobolds/Dragons
>Fight Ogres/Kobolds/Dragons

>>15122
>>Negotiate Ogres/Kobolds/Dragons
M-maybe we can finally be friends with someone, and not just on 'you don't bother us we don't bother you' terms.

>>15122
>negotiat with the Ogers/Kobolts/Dragons

>For the Orgers
Send some telling them we admire how they live and their way of life, inviting the leader for a lavish feast.
It's really a trap so we can have an axillary Oger troops

>The Kobolts
Send a traders and a few metal smiths to sell them better tools so they will mine for us.
If they try to attack send some heavy troops and cannons to scare the little savages

>And the Dragons.
We will stay away for now, one day we will wage war and enslave them. But now we lie and wait

>>15326
>>And the Dragons.
>We will stay away for now, one day we will wage war and enslave them. But now we lie and wait
You are a terrible Slime. Get out.

>>15356
If you would have backed up your claim with any sort of thought, evidence or any kind of reason, I would accept it. but you have not so.

>What would a good slime do with the Dragons?

>>15394
Obviously try to befriend them, because we are good Slimes.
Then inevitably go to war because OP doesn't want us to be friends with anyone and will have them attack us. But the point is we didn't start it.

>>15429
I'm okay with befriending the Dragons! It's the new world and wanted it to be like Spain and the Aztecs.
But if you think the Dragons will be better friends then slaves by all means.
I think I said that earlier?

>>15122
>Negotiate Ogres/Kobolds/Dragons

You decide to send a party of ambassadors into the swamp. Suddenly, they are surrounded by large Ogres bearing clubs. One, obviously their king, stands on a log, and bellows,
"WHAT. ARE YE DOIN. IN MY SWAMP?!"
The party is then captured. They shall hear your defense, but first, you must pick and face a punishment. They are not very clear by what each punishment is...
>Barreleivin'
>Oniscuffin'
>Fardinshardin'

>>16182
>>Barreleivin'

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>>16182
>Fardinshardin'

>>16182
>>Barreleivin'

Im going to bed. Keep the thread updated yall.

>>16324
Yes

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This quest is not what it was on /tg/.

>>18477
Eh, OP is not stay for long but he probably has finales or a job or something.

>>16182
>Do not accept any punishment!
These inbreed swamp trash will not kill or harm our slime people, if they do we will come back at full force! With the intent to in slave and rape their people!
I want to intimadte them so they think our people are Gods.

>Fardinshardin

>>24041
>Fardinshardin

>>16182
Crawl into their ears since you're gelatinous.

Interest in this thread is beginning to wane. I'll try to keep this thread alive as long as possible

You choose Fardinshardin' as your punishment. Each of the ambassadors of the swamp is shoved inside of an Ogre's asshole. Each of them then let out a powerful fart, blowing apart the ambassadors, killing them. The king of the Ogres laughs, and tells you
"Whoops. Sorry 'bout dat. most otha folk dun falapert like dat."
>Kill the Ogres
>Negotiate a resource trade with the Ogres
>Negotiate a protection pact with the ogres

>>24588
Kill

>>24588
Lol don't kill, burn the fucking swamp and bombard them with cannons and arrows, those how are left will be slaves.

>Send an ambassadors to the Kobolts.

>>24588
>Kill the Ogres
Even in the new world, people don't want us to be nice slimes.

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>wanna be good slimes
>people won't let us
>bring friendship to them, whether they like it or now

>>24588
>Kill the Ogres