Welcome to the World of Cachow! You're almost ready to embark on your journey, but wait! You need a name and class, first! Dubs decides name and 8 decides class.
roolo
>>90888
Mage
Dudebro
Hooman
>>90843
rollerino for berserker and the name UristMCboat
>>90888
Damn, trip 8's.
And here i was going to say them roll conditions would take too long.
The proud mage Dudebro Hooman! Now your must make your choice. Evens decides where you travel to next. It may be the Cursed Forest, the Deep Cave, or the Tavern. Choose wisely.
>>90964
Deep Cave
>>90997
Reroll for this.
You approach the cave, but you hear a sinister sound. You could've sworn you just saw something move, too. Odds decides what do.
>>91038
I cast magic missile at the darkness.
>>91038
Impale self in the eye with own dick
>>91044
Rerolling
>>91038
Removes his shades.
>>91038
Cast floating orb of light on self and proceed inside.
Run onto the cave at the speed of sound
>Jails and Wyverns
I giggled.