I made a thread last week that I just let die. So I start over with something. Instead of going with "post end with 5 or 0" rules, I'll just go with posts that I actually like enough to "draw" with a mouse in Adobe Flash. So no really special rule this time.
You are talking with a confused space monkey. What to do?
>>900668
Good, I really like your art. It's super cute, so I was sad when the other one died.
Also, ask her to turn into a giant monkey.
Or maybe a Bubblegum slut Quest?
>>900750
I think it'd be better if I still had a working graphic tablet, but I have to deal with working with the mouse.
>>900668
First we must find common ground. Grab snacks and find out what they like. From spicy to sweet. Slim Jims or Jack line's beef jerky. Cake or pie.
>>900765
Yes. Show me your Giant Monkey!
...Form!
>>900787
All I can think is the giant woman song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT13ijUfSts
Also should we really rush this space monkey? Perhaps we get a beer or a burger. Warm them up before the show.
Her daddy won't let you see her transform
>>900854
We must win the father's respect. Challenge him to Mortal Kombat X. Our Freddy game is the cat's pajamas.
>>900854
Tell him that by the end of the day, we're gonna see someone turn into a damn giant monkey. I don't care if it's this old fart or his bodacious daughter.
Meanwhile...
>>900953
Dun care, playing Vidya.
>>900941
I nominate Takeda for our character in this match. He won't be able to compete.
>>900998
But which character does her dad play?
>>900953
Hide in the closet and watch.
>>901848
The preator. The most warrior looking guy.
>>900753
I love how you sort of took my advice on dating a magical pink blob girl.