/nba/ lore quest

I'll start us off:

Myanmar keeps dominating the FIBA World Cup.

Suspicions of foul play surface.

>wake up
>no chubby gf
>tfw no chubby gf

why live

/N B A /
B
A
/
WE OUTCHEA

start a new thread senpai

File: Allahu Akbar.jpg (123KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1024x1024px

Westgod and KD are in their locker room when they Kanter comes over and scream ALLAHU AKBAR

What do KD and Westgod do?

>>9013
Denizens of Myanmar begin to browse a japanese image board and child-pornography sharing site known as 4chan. They create incredibly idiotic threads, such as one named the "/nba/ lore quest" thread. A recent study finds that 9/10 posters in that thread are Autistic and/or have Down's Syndrome.

>>9028
i can't delete this one...

File: tegaki.png (5KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 400x400px

>>9029
KD leans over to Westgod and tells him they need to ask the GM to trade this retard ASAP

File: giphy (1).gif (1MB, 417x241px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 417x241px

>>9029
Westgod walks into the locker room, heats up his eyes and prepares to fire his beam, as he does this Adrain Payne comes in and starts dancing

>>9029
KD ignores like the autist beta he is
Westbrook tries to punch him while Payne dances to support him,gets heemd
Adams kills him

File: danced without Westbrook again.webm (3MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 720x1280px

>>9052
>>9059
Payne busts out some sick moves, too sick for Westgod to handle. He tries to come up with a dance even more fresh but his mind has gone blank.

What do?

File: tegaki.png (68KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 400x400px

which NBA player is this

>>9082
Jae Crowder?

File: tegaki.png (1KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 400x400px

>>9082
Myles Turner. What do I win?

File: tegaki.png (4KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 400x400px

guess the players

File: tegaki.png (92KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 400x400px

Oh no, Isaiah Thomas is getting raped on live TV by a Hawk.

Save him!

File: 1461470636109.jpg (104KB, 476x367px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 476x367px

>Kobe wakes up at 4AM two weeks after his final game, cursing at himself for sleeping in
>He walks over to his walk in closet, puts on his Lower Merion practice jersey and shorts which still fit perfect
>He walks to the end of the closet, where a small trapdoor is, he slowly removes the lockpad
>He opens the door up and smiles as two eyes look eagerly at him from the darkness
>Kobe reaches his hand out, and a huge hand stretches himself from the abyss
>"Let's do this Kawhi."
>Kawhi dusts spider webs and drywall off himself, "Y-Y-Yes, of c-c-course, Kobe-senpai."

>>9140
ROFL

File: tegaki.png (3KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 400x400px

>>9140
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

File: tegaki.png (89KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 400x400px

>>9157
Your Atlanta Hawks MVP

File: tegaki.png (191KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 400x400px

>>9169

>>9148
HA! HA!

File: tegaki.png (58KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 400x400px

>>9079

trade him for another reject