Keeping Up With The Trumps 1

>>887350
I can't play rn OP but this looks very good

>I am Mr. Trump's general advisor and close confidante

>Alex Jones, a popular conspiracy theory author and strong supporter of Donald Trump
>Kanye West, hip-hop superstar


>"Wow, I'm flattered. Thank you, Mr. President."

>>887469
"I won't keep you around much longer and - to tell you the truth - I have so much work to do and so do you. I hate to make you do this again, but you know how much I trust you - and I don't trust my own lawyer! Can you travel again to NYC to settle that disclosure agreement with Barron's new school? Melania keeps texting me."

>"Of course, you know you can count on me!"
>"Uh, if you say so."
>Write-in


FEED:
>Kanye emails you: 'all good senpai. should be back 2 DC tomorrow. blessed.' link attached: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/30/entertainment/kanye-west-released-from-hospital/index.html
[write-in]
>Ivanka posted yet another cooking advice on her private FB account
[comment, like, share, nothing]

>>887517
Of course, you know you can count on me!

Like Ivanka's post, and comment "Looking delicious! ;)"

As you're heading towards NYC to deal with president's personal matter, you are approached by the journalist. She is a woman in early 30s, unknown to you, but it seems she is working for CNN. "Can I have a moment of your time? My name is Theresa K. and I wrote an article about autism of Barron Trump. Is there any truth to this? You know, if you agree to be our secret source, that could be very rewarding. Just saying!"

>"Get out of my way, filth!"
>"What kind of reward did you have in mind?"
>"What kind of reward did you have in mind?" (checks her out)
>Grab her right by the pussy and [write-in]
>Other/write-in

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>>887350
>I don't know exactly, but being a wealthy NYC socialite, I ended up mingling with the Trumps and acting as his 'ambassador' to the media and other persons of interest

>James Bond, 35, former agent of MI6, all around know-how with extraordinary fighting skills and basically your personal 007
>Edward Snowden, former NSA specialist in exile and secret Trump supporter, able to provide you with the personal data of mostly anyone

>"It's an honor and a pleasure being of assistance to you. I knew you were the man for the job ever since you ran for office. You've endured and succeeded the most vicious series of attacks that any man who has ever opposed the elites has faced, and done so in flying colors. A swift kick in the balls, to disorient our enemies, but as I'm sure you're aware, now it is time for the winning to really begin. Let's get this thing in overdrive and make America great again, baby."

>>887624
>"What kind of reward did you have in mind?" (checks her out OBVIOUSLY)

>>887655
As Trump hears your words, he is completely ecstatic and feels motivated. "Even I wouldn't say it better, unbelievable! It's true, it's true. I knew you were a man for the job. We need to all come together now, we need to work together. We need to work together, you know. All of us."

>>887656
At first apprehensive, Theresa K. gets what you're saying and seductively bits her lip, unbuttons her blouse for a bit. "Let's just say I'm willing to work extra...for some juicy piece of information."

MAIL: from Hillary Clinton (mass invite)

Dear _______,

we would you to attend a charity dinner for LGBT single moms at the Clinton Foundation. You are cordially invited to attend. Best wishes,

Hillary R. Clinton

[respond something]
[just ignore it]

>>887700
"Do you have an apartment around here?"

>>887728
I archive a copy to my "misc stuff that may one day be important" server via encrypted connection, then press my custom-UI "DELET THIS" button on the email. Flushed.

MAIL: from Alex Jones

Quick!!!! Turn on FOX news!! Unbelievable, these things are giving me heart attack. Jill Stein = so corrupt and nasty. Btw i'M in the office just for the record, say if you need anything, just sending some relevant info to many underground media. I have 200 users shitposting on 4chan right now, this better be good. Was it really president's idea? Talk to you later.

>>887742
"Ooh, you're such a bad boy", she says and teasingly pushes you. "Yeah. Wanna check it out?"

>>887700
>I know you don't like beating around the bush, and I respect you for your up front, candid attitude when it comes to handling an issue. Allow me to do the same. These people who voted us...err.. you, into office, don't want, nay can't afford another politician who, and I quote " says one thing around election time and then once they get into office say 'bye, see ya in four years.'" God willing, I will work with anybody you assign for me to cooperate with, but I need your assurance, that these people, will not compromise what could possibly be our one chance at restoring this great nation. Give me your word that you'll see it through, and I'll dedicate my body and soul to helping you save this country.

>>887778

>this could be a trap
>do it anyway

>>887728
>[just ignore it]

p.s. nice triple double get >>887700

>>887760
Same as Clinton, archive and DELET THIS.
Fucking water filter salesmen.

>>887778
Go to her apartment definitely.

>>887786
"The Republicans - don't know what they're doing, the media - don't know what they're doing and especially Jeb Bush didn't know what the hell was he doing. I'll tell you what - I was elected into office, I'll try to keep my promises, of course, but remember who we're dealing with. You should come to GOP dinner party and see. It's gonna be tough, it's true, it's gonna be a battle - the one that just started. But we're gonna make it."

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>>887803
;-;

PLOT Development: You decided to go to Theresa's apartment and that alone took you 1.5 hour approximately, time you'd otherwise spend on your travel to NYC to meet with Melania and her lawyers.

"So, what's it gonna be?", Theresa K. asks you in post-coital disbelief. (tweets on her private account: "just fucked a conservative, ew")
"It's your turn to share some...special info."

>>887843
>Tell her about Barron's autism
>Write-in

>>887843
>>887854
"Barron is an incredibly gifted and gregarious young boy, and he's gonna grow up smart, he's gonna be strong, it's gonna be incredible, it's gonna be YUUUUGE. Thank you for your time, I have aplane to catch, (((darling)))."
>leave quickly and catch next plane to NYC

>>887843
Also archive.is her tweet ASAP for evidence in case she later claims you raped her during your time spent. Bases covered.

>>887815
>Pshh. The amount of time spent and experience in dealing with these people between the two of us is enough to make any normal person go insane. I'll go to the dinner and be your wingman. I'm eager to see if we can find ourselves some true men in that pool of neocons.

Text from Melania:

"Is everything going okay? I was worried that you missed your flight. Please say when you are coming back, Barron is getting nervous and so am I."

[respond/other]

>>887863
Theresa feels taken advatage of and regrets her adventurous decision to sleep with you. She feels foolish and after angrily throwing you out, she cried for hours in the shower. 'I wanted to feel important', she thinks.

Message from Ed Snowden:

"Stop fucking reporters when you have a job to do. Also start putting your phone in microwaves."

>>887892
*wrong anon, I chose ed and bond, not him"

>>887875
Text her back that there was a problem with a CNN reporter harassing me and saying some terrible slanderous things about Barron and trying to get some sort of false statement out of you, and that it took longer to deal with than you'd anticipated, but you're on your way to the airport, and you'll be on the next flight.

>>887881
How sad, I cri evertim

>>887892
Write back:"
>Fuck off Snowden, I GET IT already, I'm taping over my phone camera asshole. Fucking voyeuristic cuck.

>>887899
I think he's merging the timelines because keeping track of a separate timeline for each anon is impractical.

>>887901
Fuck off you don't get to talk to my assistant like that.

>>887906
I do when he's making my sex his business.

>>887914
Good point.

Lets just merge some things fairly and keep ALL the assistants. So far you've decided to fuck the reporter so we'll go with that, otherwise largerst number of responses will decide - or a roll.

You can also contact your assistants at any time to deal with various issues and stuff, I kind of want pro-active RP but I must admit we'll decide on details as we go. Just keep in mind that one can do one minor thing (such as deleting Clinton mail) and another something else and they'll all merge. You can also decide to do something out of blue and we'll roll with dice chances depending on number of posters here and likelihood of that happening on some logical basis that I decide.

>>887901
Text by Melania: "Ok. Safe journey and thank you for looking out for us."
>>887901
Snowden doesn't respond.

>>887947
So me and >>887914 are merging timelines as of now, with both of us getting all Snowden, Bond, Jones, and Kanye. Can you clarify on the "largest # of responses/ roll" part?

You arrive at the Trump tower protected by the heavy security that lets you in and politely addresses you because they know you. Melania is waiting for you in a big art deco decorated room and seems very nervous. "Let us just get this over with."

Barron comes from his quarters and refuses to acknowledge you, avoiding your gaze while keeping the angry face.

>Apologize again.
>Apologize to Barron.
>Compliment Barron or Melania.
>Talk about his autism in front of him and his mom.
>Write in

>>887965
If there's a decision that's moving the plot forward and 2-3 of you respond diferently, I'll roll to decide the outcome.

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>>887970
>Sorry Barron.

pic related is facial expression

President personally messages you:

"Big day tomorrow. We decide the exact height and expense of the Wall. I want you at that meeting."

>>887980
Are rolls going to be decided by post # or a separate program? This board moves to slowly for a roll to be completely random.

>>888014
I mean this one. :)
If 6, the Wall is over 9000 feet tall.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>888017

>>888006
>You got it. Is the Mexican President going to join us?

>>888029
President doesn't seem to respond. You suspect the worst again: he mass texted everyone he wants at that meeting.

>>888034
>Swallow my pride, understanding that he's the fucking president and he's probably busy.

>>888000
Barron stares at you blankly for almost 30 seconds as Melania is busy texting someone. Then, he starts clapping his hands and making very strange sounds. Melania warns him not to do that and awkwardly looks at you apologetically while escorting Barron back to his quarters.

"He...I'm sorry...he doesn't like strangers talking to him, I think he gets very nervous." She explains in a foreign accent and looks away, worried.

As you think about this, president's words about injections of vaccines ring in your head. ("many such cases!") Good God. Poor child, you think to yourself.

>[keeps this info to yourself]
>[immidiatelly talk to some of your assistants about it - write-in]
>[ask Melania about it]

>>888057
hahaah fucking hell "REEEEE"

>Respond to Melania: Heh, it's quite alright. You should've seen me as a kid.
>Talk to Snowden: What's your opinion on this whole vaccine related autism controversy? Any merit to these claims? Perhaps you might've come across some private emails/research studies?
>Talk to Jones: Hey man, what do ya think of this whole vaccine autism thing that's been goin' around? You think big pharma is involved, or it's just plain ridiculous?

>>888088
Melania makes a strange face, unsure if you are a complete idiot or trying to be nice. Either way, she smiles politely and asks you "shall we? It's getting late."


Snowden responds:
"I hope you're not serious, you know I've heard that conversation, right? The kid is a spaz, let it rest. Donald didn't want to believe Barron was his, so he ended up looking in every Slovenian whorehouse for the boy's father. Sad!"

Jones responds:
"Oh yeaah you bet you know theres been a big conspiracy theory about that, I'll link you. Completely true, stay away from those big doses if you know whats good for your child."

Message from Tiffany:

"Boss, (can I call you boss?) Dad has that meeting about the Wall, any chance you could persuade him to allow me to attend? Thanks!"

Message from Eric Trump:

"If you zoom in on Marco Rubio's face 200x it looks like diamonds. I sent the link to Alex Jones, we might be onto something here."

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Eric Trump on Twitter: "Most recent pic of Rubio"

>>888113

>Talk to Melania: Let's.

>Reply to Snowden: You know, I normally would find the fact that you're listening in on my conversations troubling, but I think you're quite the the utility. I'm thinking of how I can convince Trump to get you and Assange pardoned, but in the meanwhile I need you to keep being my guardian angel, if you know what I mean. I already have Bond working with the Secret Service, but I need you as my ultimate failsafe. A dead man's switch, just in case anything happens to me. We can discuss the details at a later time.
>Reply to Jones: Oh man, that's tough. These vipers will scheme and plot anything to hurt the American people. Despicable. Thanks for the info.

>>888124
>Reply to Tiffany: Yeah boss is fine, I don't really have a preference. As for your dad, well, he's your dad is he not? Have you asked him yet? If not, I don't think he would mind.

>>888130
>Reply to Eric: Hahaha, yeah, if only he could've used it to pay for his campaign!

>>888153
>*like Eric's post on Twitter*

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bump incase OP still wants to continue

>>889597
Later, when I deal with this real life. Total disaster!

>>889729
Alright mate. Good on you for keeping them priorities in check.

As you're finished with your task, you receive a very long email from nobody else but Barron Trump:

>My name is Barron Trump, and I hate every single one of you Dad's assisstants. All of you are filthy, no-good monkeys who spend every second of their day practicing aimlessly, with no hope of ever becoming a fraction of what I am. You are everything that is unworthy in this universe. Honestly, I have seen computer novices in elementary school with higher power levels - they were still practicing Logo. I mean, I guess it's fun using bold words and harsh tweets, but unfortunatly for you, the time has come to back up your useless talk. You're even worse than those pathetic dudes from Clinton Foundation who tried to stop me from hacking emails.

>Go ahead my little friend, throw me your best hack, I'll deflect it without even using my hands. I'm pretty much the perfect hacker in history. I was admin of the most elite Slovenian hacker squads before you were even employed. What battles have you ever won, other than against underage children such as me? I'm also revered accross the entire globe, and have a banging hot online friend named Zarbon. You are all filthy monkeys who should just surrender yourselves. This is the last thing you'll ever read on the Internet. See you soon,

>Barron Trump aka "the best hacker in history"

>>888176
Tiffany's response:

"I don't dare to ask him, we got into a little fight recently, I don't think he's gonna be happy about ME asking him, so PLEASE you do it. he can be very weird about that."

>>891683
Who dis? New IP?

>>891740
It's me, the OP. It changed, it usually does.

>>891865
Alrighty then.

>Reply to Barron: Rough day on Minecraft, kiddo?
>Reply to Tiffany: Your Dad is pretty busy, as you might imagine, but I'll ask him if you can sit in with us. I can't promise you anything though, Tiffany.

>Send text to Mr. Trump: Hey Boss, Tiffany is wondering if she may join us for our meeting regarding the specifics of the wall tomorrow. Perhaps trying to pick up on her old man's negotiation strategies? What do you think?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>891920
1 - Trump agrees
2 - Trump refuses

>>891920
"I've given a lot of thought to this. Tiffany has been very hard on me and Melania lately, she needs to learn her place as a daughter. But because you're asking me this, I will agree to it - if you stay by her side and advise her to not say anything inappropriate. Don't tell her I asked you this."

>>891968
>Reply to Mr. Trump: I don't know the specifics of your relationship as of now, but I think you're making the right decision here. Your daughter will truly appreciate this opportunity, I'm sure.

>Message Tiffany: Hey. Your dad says it's cool. I don't know you personally all too well, so I don't know what kind of experience you have with situations like these, but I trust you'll be fine tomorrow?

>Message Bond: 007, I need you to be our personal detail tomorrow. When can I expect you?

>>887655
This, but
>Being a resourceful guy with a lot of eyes and ears, I provide many special services to Mr. Trump and his family, some of which could be considered illegal or immoral
Instead.