Picking up chicks in a dungeon...well not really...quest

>>875617
>Name
Randell Star
(I hate naming things)
>Craft
Blacksmith

>>875631
If nobody makes another post within 5 minutes i'll go with this.

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After filling out the registration form you hand it to the grumpy elf.

''Okay, so it's Randell Star.
Here's your adventurers tag.
Please go through the dor to the left of me and await further instructions.
Oh, and DON'T DOZE OF again.''

With a sharp reminder you step through the dor entering a corridor that leads to some sort of Gym.

After entering you are greeted by a burly human man who is overseeing recruits training with spears and training dummies.

He shifts his attention to you and start ordering you right of the bat.

You there boy, pick up a spear from the rack and put the pointy bit into that dummy over there.

Roll 1d100 for training success.

You may gain the following with good rolls:

>Basic Spear mastery on anything of 50 or more. Adds +5 on rolls when we use a spear.

>Apprentice Spearman on anything of 90 or more. Adds +10 on rolls with spears.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>875680
Rolling for the ability to use pointy sticks

>>875687

You pick up what you think is a well made spear from the nearby rack and approach the training dummy.

Trying to show of your ''awesome'' sparwork yo try to make a flashy move which only ends up with the spear leaving your hands to embed it self into the wall behind the dummy and your face planted onto the ground.

As you get up with a red face you hear the instructor trying to maintain his controll and not laugh at you.
Well at least he tried untill he started rolling on the flor with his legs in the air.

''Ah you're killing me man! HAHAHAHAHAH''

After a good minute of laughing at you and drawing curious stares from the other novices he finally calms down enough to tell you:

''Okay mister Wall-slayer ..pfft.. let me show you how to take a proper stance. At least it wil prevent you from doing this kind of embarassing thing again.''

You spend the next hour or so stabbing at the dummy and getting berated enough so you don't make any terrible mistakes but not enough to make you a competent fighter.

''Okay. That's enough. Let's leave it at that.
Come pick up that shortsword instead over there and try to not slay any more walls.''

>>875712
Well that was just embarrassing.
Maybe shortsword will be better.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>875712
roll 1d100

>>875733
You need to roll that first.
roll a 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>875739
Rollan

>>875755
This time followed by the curious gazes of your fellow novices you try and maintain your composure swapping out the spear for a shortsword.

You approach the dummy and manage to stab
it but what follows is the wierd sound of metal
breaking as you know it from your time fixing
hoes and plows as an blacksmith apprentice.

The sword shatters and sends a few shards flying your way fortunatley only grazing you.

The instructor immediatley rushes up to you to check up if your okay.
Visibly relieved that you only recieved a few scratches on his watch he tells the others to wrap up practice and motions to you to stay back with the next group.

''Sorry kid. That sword got mixed up with the practice weapons.
It should have been on the scrap metal heap long ago.
Stay back and i'll teach you with the next group and i'll add a litlle bit extra since you have trouble with your body coordination as i see it.''

You two chat as you wait for the next group and he shows you the following:
Basic footwork and boxing
Basic spear technique
Basic swordsmaship

Roll 3d100

Rolled 16, 73, 87 = 176 (3d100)

>>875778
We aren't uncoordinated.
Just unlucky.

>>875783
As you slowly follow his instructions you manage to pick up a few things.
You don't really learn how to box properly but it does help you fix your posture when using a sword and spear.
You seem to have the basics down and the instructor nodds with sattisfaction.

''Wall-slayer boy, come here.''

You hear him call as you finish up your practice.

''You did well. Most only learn barely the basics of one weapon when they come here for the first time but you learned two. Guess that sword breaking was your lucky break eh.

Could you keep quiet about the sword breaking when you get to the advisor?
I kinda can't afford that blunder.
In turn you may come here after work and learn a thing or two from me.''

What do you say?

>Sure
>Write in
>Be a douche
>What's your name anyway? Introduce your selves.

>>875807
>Sure
And stop calling me wall-slayer, names Randell

>>875807
>Sure, but could you just call me Randell?

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>>875816
>>875824

''Name's Jan.
Glad we got that straightened out Walldell.
Hm, when you go to the advisor ask for a lass named Maya to be your advisor.
She'll make sure you make something out of your self.''

Too irritated to correct him you go through another corridor where you are assigned an advisor.
After asking for that Maya girl you met a bored looking young woman...with cat ears.
Guess it's true that all the various races can be encountered in this citty.

''Allright let's get this done quick.
From the files it seems you don't have a familia so don't bother going further than level one as you'll be stopped by the guards if you try to do so.
Most monsters of lvl 1 are just ordinary non-poisonous giant vermin with rare sightings of single kobolds and goblins.
Just be carefull of your surroindings and you should be fine.
All monsters posses magic cores you may exchange for money with me when you get back up.
Don't destroy them.
The corpses will dissapate into dust when killed but parts may be left behind and those materials can also be exchanged either with me or on the market.
Here's a leather armour, a spear and a shortsword for your basic gear.

When you are done for today come back here and we will chat more.''

And thus you were still dazed as she suffed your hands full of eqipmenet and sent you out of the room back into the main hall.

Guess she has a lot on her plate and not much time for smallfry.

Dressing your self quickly in your new armour you pick up your pace and descend onto the first flor.

Roll a 1d100 for the encounter.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>875848
Now we get to be murder hobos.

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>>875858
Jackpot you found a lone Kobold and it hasn't noticed you despite beiong only less than 10 meters away.

These dog-lizard things usually operate in packs and are fairly vicious but also dumb.
A single kobold thus makes an exelent target for you.

What do you do?

>Sneak up and survey your surroundings
>Distract it by throwing a rock and then charge it
>Write in


Remember you have a +5 bonus on rolls with both swords and spears as you got the basics down.

Rolled 57 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>875879
>Distract it by throwing a rock and then charge it.
Now we get our first kill.

>>875888

You decide that directly approaching it isn't smart if you want to murder the shit out of it as it might just run away.

You instead throw a small peble to its other side distracting it enough for you to get close and get in a hit without it retaliating.

You manage to get its leg so it won't be doing any running any time soon.

>Kobold: 4/5 Hp

>Randell: 10/10 Hp

What do you do?

>Keep it at bay with your spear (DC 30) and slwoly withle away at it.

>Move in for the kill , make it swift DC (60)

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>875899
>Keep it at bay with your spear (DC 30) and slwoly withle away at it.

>>875617
You poor guy, QMing from a phone...

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>>875687
Ahahahaha

>>875755
Pfftt

>>875899
>>Keep it at bay with your spear (DC 30) and slowly whittle away at it.

>>875927

Semms like yor first attack was more effective than you thought.
The kobold barely moves as you slowly stab it into the other leg, abdome and finally throat.

That was quick.

You watch as as it slowly fades away into dust with the only things remaining being a small thumbnail sized jewel and a thin bone the size of your hand.

Roll 1d100 for next encounter or try something else.


>>875950
Nah. Just slow and surfing on the side.

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>>875959
Picture of magic jewel

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>875959

>>875996
As you walk onwards you spot a dog sized lizard rushing at you.

It manages to get the first hit but it doesn't hurt you since you are wearing a leather armour.

What do you do?

>Randell Hp 10/10
>Giant cave lizard 5/5 (yes it's as tough as a kobold)

Roll 2d100

If you kill it your second roll is for loot.

Allright, time i get to sleep since it's 10 PM here and i need to get up early tommorow.

I'll keep the quest going tommorow arround 3 PM Greenwitch time.

In the meantime enjoy some dungeon-appropriate music.

https://youtu.be/iBk8owuhNkQ

Rolled 65, 76 = 141 (2d100)

>>876015
Thanks!

Rolled 4, 82 = 86 (2d100)

>>876015

Fuck, missed the thread

>>876446
>>876094
Guess who's back.
Allright. It took me longer today to get back home thanks to a botched driving lesson.

Let's continue where we left of.

You hit the lizard square on its side with the other end of your spear and knock it to the side of the wall.

>Lizard Hp - 2/5
>Randell Hp - 10-10

Also try to detail your actions.
You may get bonuses for employing tactics.

Roll me a 2d100 (second roll for loot to save writing time).

>>879866
forgot my name field

>>879866
>>879869
Somehow my name is not showing. HALP

Rolled 17, 75 = 92 (2d100)

>>879866
While circling it, aim for the legs get it to jump or trip. Once it has unstable footing, take a shot or two at it in order to whittle it down. Rinse and repeat until dead.

Rolled 56, 67 = 123 (2d100)

>>879866
Keep hitting it with the spear.

>>879900
You try to make a maneouver at its leggs but midway it turns into just another ordinary stab.
Still quite effective to leave it screeching in pain.

You might want to finish this quickly before other monsters come to attack you after hearing its dying scream.

2d100

>>879908
Lizard HP 1/5

Rolled 89, 50 = 139 (2d100)

>>879908
Go for the throat in a Spartan manner.

>>879915
You kicked the shit of that wizard.

With nowhere to run it can only try to jump at you...straight into the spear commiting suicide.

This time as it starts turning into dust its SKIN and another thumbnail-sized dark MAGIC STONE REMAIN.

You grab them and do what?

>Try to wait in an ambush
>Run before you get SWARMED
>Write in...

Roll me a 1d100 for an encounter.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>879928
>Grab that shit and GO

>>879940
Deciding not to gamble your life you scram as fast as you can hearing some roaring from the spot you just killed that lizard at.

Phew.

Well that went well.

Keeping in mind to keep a distance from the area you been at you decide to wander further of.

And as you turn another uneventfull corner you find a BULL FROG munching down some GOBLIN in its mouth.
From the looks of it it hasn't noticed you yet.

The Bull-frog is tha strongest/largest (2 meters tall) monster on this level and often avoids adventurer opting to feed on the weaker monsters instead.

>What do you do?

Rolled 71, 87 = 158 (2d100)

>>879953
Do we know the Bull Frog's weak points?
If so, stealth assassination.

>>879968
We don't know much beyond what monsters were written to be on the first level on a plque we saw.
This is however the tutorial for the quest here.
These are just normal threats any ordinary human with minimum practice and being carefull can take care of.
Most of the monsters here are nuisances and pests in the outside world as well.


Any way.
You decide to get the jump on this thing.

Steadily you move your self into position and throw your spear at the things back.
And hit it did.

It spat out the half-eaten goblin after having its back skewered by your spear.

Looking angry it is slowly charging at you while bleeding strongly out of the wound.

You 10/10 Hp
BULL FROG 6/10 Hp Heavy Bleeding (loses 2 Hp per turn)


What do you do?

Rolled 86, 70 = 156 (2d100)

>>879983
>Run and stay outside his reach, let him bleed some hp before striking.

>>880005
You retreat behind the corner and wait for it to charge over before you jump it with your shortsword jamming it in its side and pulling back in time to avoid getting hit.

Hey you're pretty good at this ambushing part.

This Bull Frog seems to be on its last leg.

Bull Frog 2/10 Hp Heavy bleeding (loses 2Hp per turn)
You 10/10 Hp

What do you do?

>Listen to the advice of uncle Picolo and DODGE!

>Try to distract the dumb thing somehow.

>Hit it again

>Write in..

Rolled 82, 68 = 150 (2d100)

>>880016
>>Hit it again
we win either way.

>>880016
>Listen to the advice of uncle Picolo and DODGE!
DOTsDOTsDOTs

>>880027
>>880028
I'll do a tie breaker but first i need a second roll from this guy >>880028

Rolled 57, 20 = 77 (2d100)

>>880028
Sorry bout that

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>880027

>>880042

Either way you did kill the thing without injuring your self.

Rolled 35, 64 = 99 (2d100)

>>880031
HIT IT AGAIN

>>880047
Jackpot.

As it jumps at you in anger you qickly drop to the flor swinging your Shortsword above you and hear a ripping sound as well as sense blood washing over you.

Well at least it's dead.

It starts to fade away and what it leaves behind is.... A glass-like eye and a thumbnail sized magic crystal of an odd azure colour.

>>880048
Sorry already did a tiebreaker.

Anyway what do you do now after picking up your gear?

You are covered in Frog Blood from head to toe.
Otherwise you are still unharmed.

>You might want to see to that Goblin corpse and loot it.

Roll me a 1d100
If you roll me high you don't get an encounter and find loot at the Goblin corpse.
Roll low and face a few monsters.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>880066
Big money, no whammies!

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>880066
loot

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>880066
LOOOOOOOT!!!

>>880071
>>880072
>>880074

>Not a single roll beyond 50

As you return to the Goblin corpse you are greeted by a gruesome sight.

Two Kobolds are feesting on its flesh still carefull of their surroundings.
They notice you almost as soon as you step around the corner again and then they howl at you.

>Kobold duo attack wat do?

Rolled 8, 15 = 23 (2d100)

>>880083
Run. Try and attack at distance with spear. Survival > Loot

Rolled 12, 25 = 37 (2d100)

>>880085
>>880083
TRYING TO STAY ALIVE HERE.>>880083

>>880085

>>880093
>Mad laughter.JPG

You try to put up some distance and attack them with your spear only... It seems that the spear wasn of especially high quality and was also already dull from hacking up monsters all day.
The spear head breaks of as you stab one of the kobolds in the leg making it howl in pain.

The kobolds take this moment to lunge at you and claw at you lightly injuring your left arm and right shin.

Kobold 1 3/5 Hp
Kobold 2 5/5 Hp

You 8/10 Hp

Wat do?

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Rolled 93, 85 = 178 (2d100)

>>880118
Try and finish off the lower health one?

>>880142
Aw man you just love to ruin my fun with those rolls.

Well whatever.


Before the dogheaded little shits manage to do anything like that again, you swing what remains of the spear-shaft in an aggressive manner caving in the head of the injured Kobold and breaking the shaft completely.

The other Kobold while enraged tries to maw at you but you draw and interpose your sword in what seems to be a practiced motion slashing at its face and forcing it to shrink back.

>Kobold 1 - ded and fading
>Kobold 2 - 4/5 Hp Heavy bleeding (loses 2 Hp per turn)

>You 8/10 Hp

Your spear is totally broken and beyond repair.
Not that it matters as it was the cheapest gear availible.

Wat do?

>>880149
Roll me a 3d100

Last 2 rolls are for loot if you kill that kobold.

Rolled 18, 11, 37 = 66 (3d100)

>>880149
Take his head off!

Rolled 71, 34, 6 = 111 (3d100)

>>880149
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>880208
You manage to land a decent hit on its stinach and moved out of the way when it lunged forward and faceplanted into the wall bleeding out.
These things may be dangerous in a group but suck in single combat.
Well that's it for the Kobolds.

Their bodies fade away leaving behind:

>An ordinary Thumbnail sized Black Magic Stone
>A Black Magic Stone cut in half (still worth money but not a lot)

Damn, these little shits made you loose a weapon and left you bruised for just a bit of loot.

Well there's still the Goblin corpse that hasn't dissapeared.

Roll 1d100 for Goblin loot.

>Wat do after looting?

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>880235
eat leftovers

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>880235
Get the fuck out of here and sell your shit, got decent weapons and armor to buy

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>>880243
And a 77 saves the day.
Digging through the Goblin corpse you actually find an OBSIDIAN DAGGER and 4 more Thumbnail Sized Magic Stones.
Seems like the Gob imitated the adventurers or something...
Not that you care anyway as you head back out.
You have only your Iron Shortsword and this little stone dagger here as weapons and don't feel as confident with the shitty gear.

Making a run for the exit you finally pass the guards who give your bloddied appearance a disgusted look and immedateley kick you in the direction of the guild showers to wash up.

That being done you head to that Cat-person advisor...What's her name again? Maya or something... She kicked you into the dungeon rather quickly. Hopefully she will actually try to speak to you this time.

As you enter her office you find her doozing of on her chair.

>Touch the fluffy ears
>Sit down, relax and let her rest. Maybe you'll take a nap to.
>Ruthlesly wake her up. Bitch just shooed you away into the dungeon without giving you any sort of advice.
>Write in

>>880258
>>Sit down, relax and let her rest. Maybe you'll take a nap to.

>>880258
>Sit down, relax and let her rest. Maybe you'll take a nap to.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>880258
>Touch Fluffy Ears

>>880266
>>880295
>>880302
An urge to touch the Fluffy ears overcomes you but you decide against it because you'd probably get screamed at.

You instead pull out a chair, lean on the table same as her and just dooze of.
....

You are awakened by a stack of papers hitting the table.
The advisor chick looking just as confused as you are untill you both spot spot an angry looking elven man... The same dude with whom you registered...


''Well, well miss Maya. Are we tired after a whole day of doing nothing? Taking a nap during work must be wonderfull...''

As you see his face cramping up in anger you also notice the cat-chick panicking.

>What do you do?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>880323
"I was wondering where you two go to find deals in the market, as well as where the general price information might be found. Also, any recommendations for guilds or inns?"

>>880323
Distraction, show them your gems and dagger.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>880323
>Make an excuse.
Apologize and explain that you were both exhausted from the strenuous exercise session the two of you just had on her desk.
Tell him that you'll try to save it for after hours next time.

>>880347
Roll muh nigga.

1d100

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>880347

>>880349
>Apologize and explain that you were both exhausted from the strenuous exercise session the two of you just had on her desk.
Tell him that you'll try to save it for after hours next time.

The elf just gives you a strange look and smirk while the chick looks like she's ready to murder you.

''Well i'll let this slide. Since you were so tired after those exercizes.'' said the Elf as he quickly left the room before Maya got the jump on you.

Wat do?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>880377
Sorry babe, it was the only excuse I could think of on short notice. But hey, it worked didn't it?
Maybe you can thank me properly after work. wink, wink.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>880377
"Look, most people are awkward and don't ask questions about that realm of life when people bring it up. I saw you panicking and I got us out of being yelled at. If you are mad, I understand, but try not to forget that I got him out. of your hair for a bit."

>>880382
>>880383
If you don't roll a nat 100 you still get smacked.
Rolling high just means she accepts it as a joke as after slapping your face once.

Anyway.


"Look, most people are awkward and don't ask questions about that realm of life when people bring it up. I saw you panicking and I got us out of being yelled at. If you are mad, I understand, but try not to forget that I got him out. of your hair for a bit."


She fumes at you for a while and then just slaps you hard across the cheek.
After that she just sits down quietly in her chair with an empty look as if you violated her.

''Um'' you try to say something but the only awnser you get is: '' Go and choke on Goblin cock you fucking failure.''

Oppsie. Guess that backfired...

After screaming curses at you for a full minute she finally calms down and begins doing her job.

So you Pig got back from your first entry into the dungeon.
Show me what you got and report what happened.

>Write in.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>880402
Sorry, Guess you can't handle the bantz.
Here's my magic rocks and here's what happened...also the goblin was trying to be an adventurer.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>880421
Here's the stones I found and here's what happened...also the goblin was trying to be an adventurer.

>>880402

>Here's the stones I found and here's what happened...also the goblin was trying to be an adventurer.

''A goblin tried to become an adventurer? Are you shitting me or something?''

Anway

''Hm, you did pretty allright for a newbie. These magic stones you brought back with the exception of the Azure one are called low grade magic stones.''

''The Azure stone is a low grade water stone which is quite rare on the lower levels as it contains elemental water energy.''

''These magic stones are used as fuel and parts in many household items and tools these days so the pay for them is decent.''

''For each low grade magic stone you will get 5 Silver Pieces. (70 SP)

The low grade water stone alone earns you 50 SP.

Hm that lizard skin, frog eye and kobold bone are low grade alchemical ingridients.
You can exchange them for a 40 SP total.

That Obsidian dagger is a natural weapon rarely found on the lower levels but it's pretty damn impossible to sell as anything other than a souvenir as obsidian breaks easily. (2 SP)''

''You earned a total of: 1 GP and 62 SP''

Almost covered the cost of joining the guild... And that's a weeks worth of wages just for pummeling some goblins...

Guess being an adventurer pays.

What will happen if you get a Divine Grace then when you are allowed to enter deeper into the dungeon.

''Well since you made a decent haul i can advise you to seek out a Familia who's recruiting. If nothing else you can start of as a supporter untill you get stronger and gather expirience. I also advise you to get better gear.''

''Now get out you PIG.''

Doing as you are told you leave her office and re-enter the great hall.

You see the Elven guy on the sideline waving at you and giving you a big thumbs up...

Guess he actually believed your story...

Nevermind.

>Wat do we do now?

>Head up the towr to the shopping districts you have access to.

>Head to town to look for a place to stay at and seek out a God whose Familia you could join.

>Have some fun.

>>880484
*Meant 10 SP for each low grade magic stone

>>880484
>Head to town to look for a place to stay at and seek out a God whose Familia you could join.
We have to get a support net first.

>>880484
>>Head up the towr to the shopping districts you have access to.

>>880531
Deciding that a place to stay at and finding a faction to join are the best course of action you decide to head out into the citty.


You go to:

>The Resident district
- lower (poor)
- higher (middle class to rich)
>Trade district
>Entertainment distric

Status:

Randall

9/10 Hp

Iron shortsword

Simple leather cheastpiece.

6 Gp and 62 Sp

>>880555
>>Entertainment distric

>>880563
Oh boy.

>Visit High class inn
>Visit Bordell
>Visit Casino
>Watch a street performance
Roll me a 2d100 to see if you get pickpocketed and if you notice the perpetrator.

Rolled 89, 41 = 130 (2d100)

>>880593
>casino

Rolled 88, 67 = 155 (2d100)

>>880593
LEAVE AND GO TO THE TRADE DISTRICT.

SHIELD AND HELMETS MOTHERFUCKERS!

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>>880617
>Seems like you don't get pickpocketed

You enter a casino and see a scene playing out in front of you.

A woman with Blue hair is being held back by a green clothed youth to prevent her from choking a coupier.
By the sound of it she lost all of her money.

''What am i supposed to do?! I lost all of my money. Hey Kazuma lend me some money! I need it for some of the Soumas Vine!''

''Not a chance bitch. Why don't you sell your self to a brothel instead?''

Ouch... Um you think you should better stay away from these.

''How dare you mock a Goddess like me in such a way. You'll recieve punishment from all the followers i'm going to make in this world! Hey you there, would you like to join the Axis cult, uh i mean the Aqua familia...''

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GODDESS?!

>Write in...

>>880649
Sorry but the choice is already locked in.

Allright.
That's it for today.
It's already midnight and i need my beauty sleep.

Peace out.

Rolled 58, 45 = 103 (2d100)

>>880655
Agree, shes fucking adorable.

>>880649
Don't worry anon, we can go after this.

I want to buy an axe though.

>>880655
Just nonchalantly smile at here and shake our head slowly left to right.
Then ask
>"would you like to talk about your gambling problem, maybe over [whatever they got for gambling here]"

Rolled 97, 66 = 163 (2d100)

>>880655
Good Evening M'lady.
As your loyal follower I would like to lend you my aid. Come, stay with me and I will provide you with unlimited access to my soumas vine, my qt goddess.

Rolled 13, 1 = 14 (2d100)

>>880655
i mena yer sure il join just what i was looking for

>>880686
I'll back this

>>880655
Thanks, but no thanks.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>880684
>>880686
>>881472
>>882018
>>882718
>>882753


Tiebreaker.

1 means you are stuck in debts but got access to a lot of women...mostly of the crazy kind.

2 means you decline like a sane person without offending her.

>>883074
Woot sane it is

>>883074
forgot my propper name

>>883078
Quickly thinking how to get away you decide to hit the nail on the head and say:

''Would you like to talk about your gambling problem, maybe over...'' before even finishing she just darts off to another table where some stripper is doing a dance show and tries to join in in some retarded dance.... Everyone still seems to accept it as part of the entertainment and a crowd even forms when she starts juggling beer bottles...

You just dodged a disaster.

Deciding to avoid this place and the unsavory folks residing here you instead head off to the Trade district.

Roll me a 2d100 for encounter to see if you get pickpocketed on the way.

Rolled 90, 14 = 104 (2d100)

>>883086
Head to the trade district please. Also, could we put some money in our boot? Great way to hedge against pickpockets.

>>883097
Thinkin it would do you well to avoid more unpleasant encounters you store the few coins you have to your name into your left boot and get going arriving safely in the trade district.

It's right next to the entertainment district with both connecting in the direction of the dungeon entrance and guild offices.

>Which shops do you decide to visit?
>Browse for now
>Try to make out if there's any recruiting happening around here

Rolled 60, 38 = 98 (2d100)

>>875617
rolling to see if i am wearing pants

>>883106
The good news is you are still wearing pants.

The bad news is your fly is open showcasing your tiny dick to the world.

Now vote BIAITCH >>883103

Rolled 13, 99 = 112 (2d100)

>>883103
Let's go to an armorer or blacksmith or something.
We need a new spear and maybe overall better gear. Whatever we can afford.

>>883103
>Which shops do you decide to visit?
Armorer first. We need a helmet and/or shield, followed by a spear.

Rolled 85, 48 = 133 (2d100)

>>883119
>>883103
Of course I forget to roll.

>>883119
>>883122
I'll back this.
or are we going by whoever rolls highest?

>>883122
You only need to roll when i tell you to

>>883115
>>883119

You decide to look for a few armorer shops so you can try and get some propper gear.

Considering even their practice weapons break that easily you can see how much they value beginner adventurers...NOT.

There's 3 armourer shops that caught your eye.

>Zenithar's workshop (some really high class shit right there, even has doormen) - Rich
>Augusts smithy (looks clean enough and has decent customer base) - Medium
>Monkey kings armaments (looks like an old chinese souveneer shop in poor condition) - Poor

>>883130
>>Augusts smithy (looks clean enough and has decent customer base) - Medium

Aww fuck, no crazy women for us.

>>883130
>Augusts smithy (looks clean enough and has decent customer base) - Medium

>>883130
>Augusts smithy (looks clean enough and has decent customer base) - Medium
Take a look at prices first

>>883130
Inb4 kayaba is qming

>>883133
>>883134
>>883139

Deciding to check out the middle one first you look arround on what gear they have placed on the shelves and the prices.

>Steel weapons:

>Steel spear - 3 Gp
>Shortsword - 5 Gp
>Dagger - 1 Gp
>Longsword - 10 Gp
>Halberd - 15 Gp
>Straight Doubledged Twohander - 12 Gp
>Sabre - 10 Gp
>Grand sabre - 12 Gp
>Flail - 12 Gp
>Mace - 8 Gp

>Steel armours:
>Chain shirt - 20 Gp
>Lammelar steel armour - 30 Gp
>Breastplate - 50 Gp
>Shin-guards and arm guards - 20 Gp
>Steel skirt - 15 Gp
>Full set of plate armour - 200 Gp

>Steel shields:

>Buckler - 10 Gp
>Kite - 15 Gp
>Tower - 25 Gp

>Continue browsing
>Buy something
>Leave for the other shops
>Chat up a clerk

>>883150
Who?

I can assure you that i'm the same person who started this quest.
Only my connection runns through a mobile network and the server node through which i'm connected is swapped at a daily basis thus different IP adress and different ID-s on /qst/

>>883154
>Steel spear - 3 Gp

>>883154
>Chat up a clerk
>Approach the counter with a spear
"Hey, I saw that you guys have spears and shields, which I am in the market for. However, I just got out of the dungeon and I lost my helm. Any place that you would recommend to get one?"
After getting the information
>Buy the spear

>>883162
>>883160

Remember that you can browse some more, have other stores you can visit and only have 6 GP total.

We can get a Buckler next time.
>>883164
Right. dont buy anything yet shop around first.

>>883154
>>Leave for the other shops
Go the the high class shop

Ask if they have axes

>>883164
I know, I just wanted to convey the sincerity of a new customer.

In that case
>Browse some more shops
and
>Talk to some people on the street about what their preferred vendors are.

>>883184
>>883170
I guess it's my fault for not writing out the options properly.

>Browse the goods in the other rooms of this shop

>Chat up a clerk

>Buy some stuff

>Leave for a different store

>Write in...

>>883188
>Browse the goods in the other rooms of this shop
why don't we look at the rest of the fucking store eh?

>>883188
>>Browse the goods in the other rooms of this shop

>>883197
>>883205


You decide to browse the rest of this store first.

There are 3 other side-rooms.

>Blemished goods
>Ironwood
>Crystal-Silver

The Crystal-Silver section leaves you dazed as the gear here is made out of a silvery glass-like material with starting prices of 100 Gp for a fucking dagger.

The Ironwood is a bit less expensive, deailing with imported goods of elven make.
Ironwood is a magic sort of timber that does not burn and can be worked like iron.
When properly treated it is as hard as steel while being as flexible and light as wood.
The prices here start a bit cheaper at 10 Gp per dagger.

And finally there's the blemished goods section that sells stuff at a discount for having some errors like chipping and the like while still being fairly usable.
There's also some goods that didn't really sell so they were discounted here.
The price-range here varies wildly.
Maybe you'll find some good stuff

>Wat do?
>If you want to search the blemished goods roll me a 1d100, highest of first 3 counts.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>883215
>Search blemished goods
Diamond in the rough?

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>883224
rerolling for this.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>883215

>>883231
Well. better than what we did.

>>883231
Well you saved the day.

You find a few interesting things.
In the heap of the blemished weapons and armour.

>A steel chestpiece that only covers the sternum and has a chain shirt covering the stomach area , has a slight dent on the shoulder part - 12 Gp

> A set of 3 Steel Chakrams in mint condition that probably never sold - 4 Gp

>A Short-sabre with no crossguard - 3 Gp - material not listed but it is neither Steel or Iron

>A pronged spear-head made of some azure colored metal - 3 Gp

>Some Yellow and Black metal bracers with a dartfrog colour scheme - 2 Gp - unknown material

Guess you'll have to expand your knowledge as a smith since you only learned how to work basic metals like copper, bronze, tin, iron and so on.

>>883260
>A pronged spear-head made of some azure colored metal - 3 Gp
>>Some Yellow and Black metal bracers with a dartfrog colour scheme - 2 Gp - unknown material
I like these. What are your guys thoughts?

>>883260
>>A pronged spear-head made of some azure colored metal - 3 Gp
>>Some Yellow and Black metal bracers with a dartfrog colour scheme - 2 Gp - unknown material

My kingdom for an axe but this is good enough till we save up more cash.

>>883266
>>883278


Um so you want to buy these two yes?

Yo do realize you need a good shaft for the spear and only have 1 Gp and 62 SP remaining after that?

A cheap in with a cheap meal costs you 40 SP per day.

>>883314
Fuck, just get the spear head then

>>883322
You head to the cashier and purchase the Spearhead.

It's named '' River piercing spear ''.
Made from water Jade.
Extremely durable but not as easy to sharpen, you need to spend almost an hour to get it sharp but it'll keep the edge that much longer.

Remaining money: 3 GP 62 SP

What do you do?

>>883329
Go to the cheap shops for that spear shaft

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>>883342

Deciding to pick your spear-shaft up in a cheap store you go to that runndown ''Monkey kings armaments'' shop.

As you enter the place you hear an old man looking like the store clerk screaming: ''Jackie!!! Where did you put my Ox talisman?''

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>>883351
A man covered in dust bursts through a rotten door to a storage room below.

''Uncle please calm down. I was using it to clear the basement. Also i think we may have a customer so don't cause trouble.''

''Oh, really now. Then welcome to Monkey kings armaments. How can our familia help you?''

>Just brows for now and do some smalltalk
>A familia eh? Do you happen to recruit?
>Write in...

>>883380
>>Just brows for now and do some smalltalk

>>883382
This, after maybe ask if they are recruiting.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>883380
>Just brows for now and do some smalltalk
Look for a helmet as well

>>883382
''Good day.
I'd like to browse your goods if i may.''

''Sure just be sure to actually buy something.''

''UNCLE. Behave your self. Now customer this shelf here has our weapons and armours, while this one has one use magic talismans , this shelf has medicines and the last one has Taoist scriptures.''

>The weapons are solid, mostly steel stuff of average make as you see it. You see quite a few quarterstaves which is perfect for your speer-shaft.
Quarterstaves go for 50 SP.
Short Cleaver sabre for 2 Gp.

>The armour is mostly leather stuff but better than the one you wear.
A nice set that dresses you from head to toe goes for 3 Gp

>The medicine shelf has some basic Health recovery potions and Magic recovery potions along with some cures for common disseases like constapation and diarhea.
Most go for 30 Sp per potion.

>The talismans are something similar to magic scrolls, just in different forms and can be activated from further away (10 meters) making them excelent traps.
A basic ''Fire snake trap'' talisman costs 90 Sp.

>Taoist scriptures... You never heard of this stuff but it's mostly books about natural science and human anathomy detailing some training manuals as well. Fascinating stuff really.

Body cultivation manual - Carp jumps the golden gate - 2 Gp

Human anathomy and basic treatment to varied conditions - 1 Gp

And other various stuff in this particular shelf you'd need to research deeper.

>What do you do?

>>883420
Buy a quarterstave and one health potion.

>>883441
This, and keep looking around.

>>883420
>>883441
Supporting

Also, maybe later we can get
>Human anathomy and basic treatment to varied conditions - 1 Gp
Good to have a way to not get paralyzed fully.

>>883441
>>883449
>>883456


For now you decide to buy a quarterstaff and a health potion.
The books within the Taoist scriptures draw your attention but you decide to visit later again when you actuall have some money.

Speaking of which, you still have to look for a place to stay at and a familia to join.
Maybe you could read a book or two for free if you joined this ''Monkey Kings'' familia.
They do look like they could use a hand and you are a trained blacksmith allthough you mostly worked with farming tools you could still forge a decent spearhead or dagger.

>What do you do?

>>883466
Ask them
No harm in it.

>>883466
Go get a cheap room at an inn.
Need to rest and lots of grinding for money tomorrow if we want to afford the good shit.

>>883470
Not knowing that old chinese stores hide the best shit. I'm dissapointed in you.

>>883466
Ask them if they are recruiting

>>883471
I fucks with the Aztec pantheon of myth homie.

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>>883468
>>883475

You guess that asking won't hurt you.

''Um mister?''

''Zuo Chan.''

''Mister Zuo Chan, i heard that this shop is actuall the part of a familia. I actually registered as an adventurer and was looking a faction to join.''

''Oh free labor? Please do continue...''

Somewhat nervous of his lack of sincerity just as you are about to back out his nephew starts to berate him.

''Unlce you can't act like that to a man who might join our familia. This is how you scared of most of the other applicants.''

''Fine Jackie... Let's listen him out then on what he has to offer.''

''Well actually i'm a blacksmith by trad and could forge weapons for you if you have a workshop. I also learned the basics of using a spear and sword so i should manage in the dungeon by being carefull enoug.''

Just as the old man is abut to open his mouth you hear the door crashing in and loud laughter comming from a man with Sharkteeth?

''Ghahahaha i heard someone wants to join the great me? Fine fine come here let's chat over some booze...''

>Write in

>>883516
Go with him I guess.
Make a good impression.

>>883516
>>883529
This.

Well why the fuck not.
At least you get a free drink.

The old man just sighs at this and starts bringing out wine-grouds to the table for you to drink.

''So do you know that once you join my familia 10% of the money you get is automatically deducted at the exchange by the guild to send to my treasury?
Also once you recieve my ''Grace'' you and your descendants won't be able to leave my familia unless i permit it, understand?
Ah someone has to pay for my high life and to keep this shop running afterall.
But anyway all the scriptures will be open to you and that Jackie guy can teach you some neat stuff.
If you do work our old forge you'll only need to do it for one week each month since we don't get a lot of customers anyway.
You also get a place to stay at in the attic-room. Ah the great me is generous''

He seems like a nice enough guy, even if a bit narcissistic and the conditions are allright you guess. You also get access to a martial instructor, the heap of books here and a place to stay at. Not bad for your first day.

>Do you agree?

Changing your familia is difficult but doable so you don't loose your option to leave but it will require a quest.

>>883568
Give us a little time to think about it, look around, ask which fammilas are looking for members.

>>883580
This

>>883580
>>883629


As you try to talk him into letting you think for a while about it the guy just stares you down angrily...

''Brat, do you know how hard it is for someone joining another familia? The general guidelines of being ''Owned'' by the God of the familia always stand and the 10% income tax was designed by the guild as an universal rule to avoid conflict.
We may be a bit poor but i let my members do as they please as long as they obey the basic rule to not betray one other and not harm the innocent. Other familias treat most of their members like slaves not worth even the dirt under their boots.
As for the offer the Handsome Me gave you it's only a one time thing.
If you don't want to then you may leave but don't come back crawling to me later.''

>Welp you dun goofed now he's angry
>Wat do?

>>883638
join him

>>883638
Agree to join.

>>883638
>Wat do?
Simply say that you didn't know since you literally just got back from your first dungeon crawl. The deal sounds good tough, so we will be more than happy to accept.

>>883638
uuuugh, fuck it, join.
Apologize if it calms him the down.

>>883651
>>883657
>>883659
>>883661


''Uh sorry. I didn't know. Just arrived in the morning and registered as an adventurer... Since the situation is like you say i might as well join up.''

''Hm, this Great One will forgive you since you are new to the citty...Hm oh you already agreed. That's great. Let me finish my cup of wine and we may start with the bestowal ceremony.''

''Oh i must watch that, just let me bring a talisman ah here is it.'' Said the old clerk.

Well then strip your shirt and turn your back to me. I'll impart a divine tattoo on your back that will serve as my ''Divine Grace'' and you shall repeat after me: I hearby swear...''

As you repeat line after line you get embarrased and notice the old man snickering while holding a talisman in yor general direction.
''I hearby swar to serve the Glorious Magnificient and Super Handsome Monkey king Lao with both mind and body...''

''He actually said it...pffft''

You hear laughter from behind you and the old man in front chimes in as well '' And hahah i have it on tape with this recording talisman pfhahahaa...''

The man named Jackie just sighs at the sight.
''Well now that you joined you may learn that these two are a duo of childish pranksters. Good luck, this is only the beginning.''

>Okay next thread will be tomorrow. We finished our tutorial (finally).

I'm new to DM-ing so pleas give me some criticizm.

>>883694
Smile at him. "I hope so!"

>I'm new to DM-ing so pleas give me some criticizm.
You seem to have a very quick response time to what happens in the thread. Since you write at regular intervals, I can't really offer any advice beyond trying to set up a twitter so that people can know when you are going to start.

>>883694
only tell poeple to roll after an option is chosen other wise the second someone gets a high roll everyone can vote for that

>>883706
Yeah i just wanted to keep a faster pace.
I was used to the quest threads on /tg/ which were much much faster despite being a slow board.
Not like i can wait for 4 hours for a reply just to request a roll.

I don't intend to set up a twitter account and intend to announce the time i'll be running at the end of the previous thread like now.

I'll run tommorow at 5 PM London time.

>>883722
Kayaba, this is why you need a discord or twitter

>>886569
Yep. You can't just disappear man. At least tell us.

>>883722
11:32pm gg m8

>>883722
I need my fix QM

>>899525
Ded quest.

>>903299
Ded your face

>>886569
>>886767
>>886784
>>899525
>>903299
>>905107

Sheet. This thread is still alive?

Sorry guys but RL caught me.
Have my drivers license and first aid examn tommorrow and had classes the whole week.


Sheet i'll run when i get to it.

>>906394
No problem, just glad you didn't disappear forever after one thread.

>>906394
What is dead may never die