Defuse the bomb before this thread dies or I get bored or else game over
Ok first otta take care of the snake.
Take off shirt and throw it on top of the snake
>>873436
You have neither shirt or pant to through because the artist is a lazy bastard and didn't want to put that much detail in this quest in the first place.
>>873422
Walk around the snake and see if it is actively guarding the bomb
>>873456
You attempt to maneuver around the serpent but it guards the explosive diligently
>>873492
Seduce the snake with your own snake.
>>873492
Ask the snake if he knows what will happen when the bomb explodes
>>873573
"boom"
>>873657
Ask it how it will benefit it? Because it is clearly within the blast radius
>>873734
"Because I've be ready to go ever since my wife died"
Self fellate
>>873755
Its ok buddy, I know how it feels...
>>873766
"thanks man. Still not moving though"
>>873774
Rub your own nipples in an attempt to seduce it
>>873774
I'd be happy to talk about it if you'd like
>>873778
>>873781
"Thanks, but its kinda hard to talk about..."
>>873801
Talk about your wife's passing in another attempt to get him to open up
>>873813
You don't even have a wife.
>>873840
Punch self in jaw for being so silly
>>873861
>>873879
This triggers your PTSD of when your sister cut off your left nut and raped your ass, before throwing herself off the roof
>>873880
You hallucinate about stupid bullshit after punching yourself unconscious like an idiot
>>873900
Go into an eptileptic seizure
>>873909
This accomplishes nothing
>>873918
The snake looks in awe at the individual in front of him
>>873927
He stares at you as you continue to do random bullshit for no reason and accomplish nothing
>>873946
Die from a brain complications within the seizure
>>873989
You give up and die and allow the bomb to explode and destroy the entire state of Kentucky
Op then proceeded to be a faggot and fucked off so he can play Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and listen to TBFP fuck around in silent hill.
Snake managed to survive and proceeded to get therapy
the end
>>874015
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>>874015
Mission success!