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DER KRIEG XX: THE END

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You are a coalition of parties in the German Empire, and your time draws ever closer. You have fought against mighty odds, and emerged victorious each time. Now, however, there is no more war, and no more struggle for Germany. Now, it only has to reach out to gain ascendancy.

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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After building 3 new Germania-class warship, you begin to cement you dominance over the seas. You have currently managed to close the deficit and break even, although with the new warships you still have 193bn in debt, out of a GDP of 259.676.000.000 RM.
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>>864327
Well there really is no way to lower our debt we just have to wait it out.

So how much is our GDP increasing by yearly? And we're going to need a time skip since we can't do new programs or anything until our debt is back down.

So time skip 5 years, make sure we have spies in each important nations. And just maintain good relations with the other nations. Make sure the Japs and Russians play nice.

And keep up the German education we need to Germanic the people. Also I got a crazy idea of what we can do for Africa and other colonies.

We can do tourism to the lands of Africa and the sugar islands cuba and the rest of that region.
To ensure we're not making tensions with the natives. We ask the population before hand if they would like white people to view there lands and way of life. This will make jobs for the blacks to pick up trash, help in the hotels.
MAKE SURE THIS IS DONE WHEN THE AFRICANS DON'T HATE WHITE PEOPLE. ONLY PLACES THAT THEY AGREE TO AND SUPPORT IT. I DONT WANT OUR TOURIST TO BE KILLED WITH A CHIMPOUT.
Just make sure no funnny business happen during the tourism.
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>>864327
Don't skip time yet. Let's wait until the parties agree.
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>>864327
>>864320
Well then we can either wait for our advanced industry to catch up, or we can make cuts. We have a good 26.1 billion going to the military, but if we want to hold onto our Empire, we need that spending.

Open trading with the Japs. Tell them we will gladly give them more specialized equipment like Televisions and Cars, in return for raw resources that we don't have.

We should still make cuts in some places. While tourism is nice, it won't be even close enough to a big increase to help our debt. We need to increase taxes, but not on the middle class or the poor. We'll raise it on the top 1% to 30% .

I also want to raise the Minimum wage by a Reichsmark. With such a low corporate tax, there should be no problem making it up.
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>>864353
You GDP did very well last year, increasing by 4,6%.
Some additional spies are implanted in the confederate states, the Uruguayan Federation, the Ecuadorean Empire, The Tsardom of Russia, the Empire of Japan and le Cinquième Republiqué. They will help ensure loyalty to Germany, and to end the tension between Russia and Japan, which thanks to irredentism has begun rising again.

Another tourist campaign is held to make sure the tourists continue to flow.
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>>864401
Help Lithuania they need to enter our nation. We got to help our follow Deutsche.
RIG THE ELECTION THAT WE JUST WIN.
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>>864395
You realize that tourism will not bring in the money you need, although your current tourist programs have boosted revenue by 200mn marks.

The Japanese accept the new trade deals, and raw resources stream from Siberia, Manchuria and Mongolia to the ovens of German industry. With the trade being worth an approximate 5 billion marks, another half a billion is added to your revenues through tariffs, while GDP growth is bumped slightly.

Another measure to increase revenue is by bumping taxes on the top 1% by raising their income taxes by 2,5%. Although the top 1% of people make only 15% of the wealth compared to 25% ten years ago, this still nets you a cool billion in the bank.

The minimum wage is raised by a Reichsmark a day, or 10 pfennigs an hour, from the 65 pf/hr that is the current rate.

>>864415
The world is shocked as Germany not only convinces the Lithuanian government to acquiesce to another referendum on German integration, but actually go on to win it with a slim majority. Although nobody will dispute your claim the the Memel, many think the rest of Lithuania ought to stay independent, or at least the regions that voted against Germany to live on as a rump state. Latvia and Estonia, for their part, have formally entered alliances with Russia, and although the Lithuanians are largely quiet about the situation, many political groups in the country are announcing their allegiance to Moscow as well. What now?
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>>864442
Well time to show the world that Germany want the best for Lithuanian.

At the instant they enter our Nation all of them, they will get all the rights as Germans and can vote. The minimum wage will raise for them, and they will get success to better goods and services.

We need to ensure they love us. So set up complaint centers, and employment centers, and help out the poor with bread and soup.

To show that we want the best for them they. Could keep there culture alive and all that. Also let's invest a cool billion in Lithuanian. We're going to build homes so the homeless has a place to sleep and they can get to work improving there nation.

Just make sure the people of Lithuania see we care about them, and we want to help them out.
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>>864442
Also for the parties that announce their allegiance to Moscow send some spies in them, and keep a eye on them to ensure they can't stage a coup or do anyshit.

Also for the people in the rump state is who we're going to help out the most to show it's great to be with Germany.
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>>864482
>>864487
T%o ensure that the Lithuanians don't make a fuss, a billion marks are put into building homes for the homeless, setting up soup kitchens for the hungry, and starting complaint and employment centres so the economy will pick up. Measures are taken to protect Lithuanians as a cultural minority of the Empire.
And, just in case, agents are planted into the main Muscovite parties to keep them from straying too far out of line.

Tensions start de-escalating in Lithuania as support against the election dies down.
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>>864535
Alright for the tax not just on the 1% we should do it on the rich. Like the people that make above certain amount of marks each year.. Rise that to 30%.
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>>864482
While your intentions are noble at heart, we should be getting away from spending. We will do everything you wanted, except the one billion dollar investment.

>>864535
We need to meet with the Japanese and talk about the Elephant in the landmass, the Russians. They are becoming extremely anti-German and we should set up precautions. Also, the German curriculum taught everywhere else will be taught in Lithuania.

We need to make our colonies profitable. What is the biggest issue plaguing our colonies now?
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>>864567
>>864588
You decide to scrap the 1% idea, and replace it with a 30% on 30% idea, where the top three-tenths of society will be handed a 2,5% tax hike. This will bring in a good 4,03bn, bringing your surplus up to 4,75bn marks.

The biggest issues plaguing the colonies is the fact that the natives still heavily resist German rule, especially in the leftovers of Mittelafrika. Nationalist thought, which has only increased with increased immigration and education, means that considerable resources are needed to keep the populace in check, since they don´t want to support their government.

As Lithuania is provided with standardized curriculums, Germany and Japan announce a meeting, where they overtly talk about the brotherhood between their nations, but covertly whisper of the dangers of Russia. The Tsar, the current Emperor's uncle, has been hard at work rebuilding the Russian Empire's old sphere, and the Central Asian nations, Armenia, Georgia, Belarus and now the Baltics have all moved into Russia´s influence. It is only a matter of time before they assert themselves. However, the Japanese are adamant they can fix the problem on their own. Siberia is big, ad the Russians are no longer the power they used to be. They are too Germanized to threaten Japan, thanks to your efforts. What is there to worry about?
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>Der Krieg 20
YAY!
But I'm busy today...
fuck
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>>864654
Well there seems to be enough of a Surplus to hold off the debt for now. All we have to do is to make sure the world doesn't erupt into violence.

As for the nationalist problem, we need to just push our culture as much as possible. Start airing weekly shows in our colonies showing the average German, and the wonderful life that follows. We can't force them to convert, but over a generation or two, we should be able to snuff out dissident.
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>>864736
Also kids shows with hidden Germanic stuff
and boy scouts when the people can learn boy scout stuff with hidden German stuff
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>>864656
Don't worry, I'm free until Tuesday to continue the thread. I have a math test next Thursday, so there will probably be a hiatus then, and then I'll finish.
>>864736
>>864767
The boy scouts are introduced to the African colonies, to a tepid yet warm welcome. Learning to survive in the wild is essential to rural Africans, and any help is much appreciated, even foreign one.

However, the Africans are alienated by German ideas of happiness and wonderful lives. They abhor cities and wealth, and don´t see German values as inherently good. The women are too thin, the children too few, the wives too few, the industry nothing but hard work, and the homes grey and pallid. Were's the hunting, the steppes, the fruit trees, the large families, the clans, the nubile concubines? The subliminal Germanic stuff only heightens this mood of alienation. It seems that the German paradise is not compatible with the African one.

I need sleep, see you tomorrow.
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>>864654

Experiment with color TVs and microwaves for civilian use, as well as military helicopters.
Hot pockets must be invented!
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>>864798
There is only one way we can quickly get the African populace under control. We are going to infect the general populace with Gonorrhea, targeting the larger cities, where it will spread into the countryside. We warn our soldiers, as well as any workers there about the dangers of unsafe sex as well as the shady brothels and dirty prostitutes.

We will of course start stockpiling the cure and treatments for Germans, in case they accidentally come down with it, but we will administer it under the guise of German food, such as Sauerkraut. It seems silly, but luckily for us, the Africans believe in this kind of which magic and voodoo. The fact that white Germans have not been infected will further push the idea that the German culture and lifestyle is superior, and we actually bathe.

It will also ruin the reproductive system of the Africans, rendering the population a lot more controllable.
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>>865852
This
Also after the African population is reduce to infertileness. They will be more tame and will want to be Germans.

Also be sure to look up the disease since most of the time people don't know they have the illness

>>864798
Look into more illness and disease to use in warfare nah. Look for cures for shit.
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>>865863
Just popping into thread to say one thing; I told you a bio-weapons program would have been a great investment, no one listened...


I say this as it is possible to make a virus or other disease only target specific portions of a population (e.g women, those older than a certain age, etc) or a certain race. Thanks to differences in genetics. This is legit science to some degree but wasn't explored too much by anyone but the USSR.

If we made such a disease, we could eliminate the africans without ever risking too much. A good idea would be to use something like the flu; as it will kill rural, farming populations thanks to it's natural carrier, the chicken.
and to help it along it's way, how about trying to invest in African agriculture; subsidies for buying new animals (chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, goose, pheasant, turkey, pig, etc), equipment or other such things.

The economies in South east asia in real life sustain some of the largest economic growth in the world by use of chicken farming, since they are easily cared for, produce meat and eggs whilst being very cheap because of their high birth rate / efficient reproductive cycle.
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>>867118
Do that and I become a terrorist cell.
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>>868916
ARFP that's that the anon that never join the thread as a party. He is the JAR member so no real voting power.

Stop your bitching cocksucker.
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>>869463
I see genuine assblast here versus a shitpost
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>>869916
Soon ARFP I will rise up against you. Just you wait kiddie.
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>>865793
In a new breakthrough announced just two days ago, scientists claim that it is possible to combine monochrome image projections to make it so that they project a single, coloured image onto a surface. The team says that they believe that it will soon be possible to utilize this technology in TVs, although cost will be a big hurdle for the first year or two.

In a bid to spread the bounty of German technology with the general populace, the microwave is brought into the civilian market. Although for now only a few private research labs employ the technology, many restaurants and companies have shown interest in the device and wish to use it in their businesses. They eagerly await the result of research and testing.

In horrifying news, a particularly infectious strain of gonnorhea has made its way through the urban centres of German East Africa. Although Mittelafrika and Sudwest-Afrika are still unaffected, their markets have seen sharp downturns, and the cities of Mogadishu, Kismayo, Mombasa, Dar es Salaam, and the island of Zanzibar have all been quarantined until the epidemic dies down. Curiously, German soldiers and authorities seem remarkably unaffected by this infection, which many believe to be a result of German reluctance to have sexual relations with natives. Still, around 1,5% of Germans in Africa have caught this horrid disease, compared to 7,5% of the population at large. They are moved into military hospitals to be treated, but with most African hospitals unable to find a cure, chances are slim of the treatment working.

>>865863
The Department for Disease prevention is given more funding out of the MoH's budget, in order to find diseases useful in biological warfare, as well as cures for such diseases. Many question whether this is an ethical use of state funds, but keep quiet about their work.
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>>870853
The disease is just for the africans to see being German style we are not effected. Make sure we poison the water wells and food supplies in rural areas.

To make it less noticeably is spread it to India and other areas to show it's "spreading"
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>>870853
I think it might be time to issue a statement talking about the reason that our Germans haven't caught it.

While we express sorrow over the horrible epidemic going on in German Africa, we have looked into the reason that our soldiers and colonists have not been infected to the level of the natives, and it is 1, they do not have intimate relations on an elevated level, and 2, the cultures are very different. Germans eat different food, bathe differently, work differently, act differently and dress differently, and this is the main reason that Germans seem to almost be immune to the disease.
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>>870976
>>871036
As the infection spreads into rural areas, the cities continue to see it spread without much of a way to contain it. Despite many methods having been deployed by the colonial governments, such as closing down brothers in Somalia, the free distribution of condoms in Tanganyika, new hygiene regulations in Kenya or simply arresting the affected in Zanzibar, the epidemic continues to plague the people, and there is still no cure in sight. To make matters worse, reports are coming in of cases in Uganda, Omdurman and even Calcutta, leading Egypt and India to temporarily cut off trade with Germany until proper quarantine facilities can be set up.

The German government, after considering and analyzing multiple reports and analyses of the epidemic, has come up with an explanation for the low rate of the epidemic spread amongst Germans. The reason is simply that Germans have different styles of living that natives and non-Germans (who have only half the rate of infection others do, although still over three times the rates of Germans), and that German values, culture and lifestyle are the most effective weapon in keeping back the spread of the disease. Many are intrigued by this argument and ask German authorities and people how to act "German", but a majority of people are still uninfected and do not worry about the disease, as so far it has only manifested itself in heavy discharges and burning pee.
Just to make sure those people see the light, you taint water and food sources in rural areas with samples of the disease.
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>>871100
Well set up proper zones of quarantine so the trade is back. And give the Germans proper ads of no sex with loose woman and other WW2 anti sex disease
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>>871425
A zone of Quarantine is set up in all colonies in East Africa, as over 25% of natives and 10% of non-natives (and 3% of Germans) in the affected areas are reported to have the new virus, with maybe half as many carrying the disease before it incubates. A flood of refugees numbering over a million have moved to the coasts of Lake Victoria and inland Somalia, and many of the women moving fall victim to rape and prostitution as they move, spreading the disease further. Many try to adopt the so-called "German methods" of acting German to keep out disease, but for most it is too late as the disease is in its incubation period as they start.

German citizens are warned to stay away from natives and German women known for sultry living. Still, the situation is unnerving for them, and many seek solace in pleasures of the flesh, which have become much cheaper as of late due to low demand.

While trade between the rest of Germany and the world picks back up, the East African economy is collapsing. The recent findings that the disease may cause infertility in women has quickly managed to leak out and the mood in most of the large cities has become exponentially more tense in the last few days.
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>>871631
Well fucking hell. Whistleblow this info, as well as advert my party globally claiming that while in Germany the AR stands for Alpine qnd Rhine, it also has the meaning of Alt Republican in English. We do not agree with the actions of NCP and the KN, and we will work independently of the government to help quarantine, contain, Educate, and treat people. Also run cartoons promoting multiculturalism, equality, freedom, and neo conservatism around the world. If the radio waves are blocked out, run pirate radio and television. In the empire, focus on these horrible deeds and use them to promote our cause to bring freedom and equality to the World. Also create a paramilitary 10 divisions strong while purchasing Assault weapons, bodyarmor, warplanes, etc, and use them to keep global peace. Name these peacekeepers the "FMK" or Free Man's Corps. Move my party officials to an undisclosed location somewhere on Earth. We must spread word and put down any uprisings
Just in case we get attacked, build defenses around German borders.
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>>873100
Oh, and send some ~20 FMK spec ops infantry into the labs to get a sample and relay it back to my party's HQ then relay it to a lab for us to make a cure, go as covert as possible but prepare with plastic explosive, poison gas, gas masks, and assault weapons to go loud if we're discovered. Kill any hostiles and make sure the specimen makes its way to evac at all costs. Get as much as 200 troops to hide out near the lab if needed, and make sure no IDs of our operatives are discovered, even throw a CSA flag on their gear to throw off investigators.
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>>873100
>>873300
You do know I wasn't even in the thread when this was happening.
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>>873100
>>873300
I don't even think me and KN posted about the this. It was a anon.
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>>873346
Still. You were in the discussion for it and approved of the concept in Discord, although I haven't been on today.
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>>873643
The discord discussion are all OOC, and unless posted in thread. Not cannon, that how QM been doing it, like we say to do something in discord it doesn't happen unless stated in the thread
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>>873100
>>873300
Well, it was gonna happen eventually. It has been a pleasure ARFP, but all good things come to an end.

We are marching a battalion of our most veteran soldiers right into the Reichstag, and arresting every member of the ARFP party.

They are all convicted of the crimes of High Treason, and will be sentenced to a swift and brutal trial. We will also order martial law in the Empire until the Empire can be sure the ARFP treachery can be rooted out. All of his party Assets are frozen and his party will now be seen as a terrorist cell.

We will be raising any soldiers we have in reserve in Germany, as well as recalling soldiers from The Caribbean. We will launch our divisions into the following provinces in the election map

Two divisions will go into each province that the ARFP has political control over, and also arm 8 divisions of loyal KN and NCP part members with military gear, and have them guard the NCP and KN territories we have control of.

I will also issue this speech to the nations of the world, and the Empire of Germany.

"It is a dark day in the Empire of Germany and the world, where one of the oldest parties in the German Empire has stabbed not only me in the back, but every German citizen in this grand Empire. Starting now, the ARFP party is officially disbanded. I urge their former supporters to denounce their party identity, and support our military and police in arresting the members of parliament that belong to the ARFP. This grim situation only brings me back to the SRG and NSDAP revolts, where our country went through terrible strife. We survived then, and we will survive now. One Germany then, One Germany now, One Germany Forever. Long live the Empire."
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>>873688
Do that and see what happens...

Raise 15 corps of FMK, claim we're the liberators of Germania. Rally international support via empowering US citizens to reform the Republic, even attempt to find what ex senators are still around. Annex my support lands, march into Amsterdam, annex the Netherlands, then annex all areas cut off from mainland Germany, and see if any AI parties are willing to rally to the cause. Fly this flag over Vaduz. Order assault weapons from Steyr, chamber them with different shaped rounds, march on the Reichstag, demand an end of this madness. If it fails, capture Berlin. Get trenches and SAMs along the border and pour into Austria and Venice.


Also I already moved my leaders to undisclosed locations around the world. I like to call those body doubles on who you arrested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpYykTR9w4
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>>864320
So Liberal anon back. Going to take the KRP party like I say last thread. Ready to make Germany Great again, can I get added to the discord?
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>>874180
Was looking over the election map and it seems like your party and my party share some support in the same parts.

#9. 9KN 14ARFP and 10KRP
#10. 10KN 19ARFP and 9KRP
#16. 1KN 29ARFP and 9KRP
#17. 15ARFP and 6KRP

Also can I have a link?
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>>874180
Burn all unobtainable records at local HQs around Germany where I can't get to.
Name my local armies the Bundeswehr.
Take people in the Wehrmacht that wish to desert and recruit them as well.


Have African's rise up, and to take to arms to liberate the world. In the America's, Perform Coup in Canada and the CSA in my favor.

>>874306
Sure!
Wanna liberate the world?
https://discord.gg/sMDDN
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>>874180
Well you definitely will not be able to do half of that. We will easily cut you off when you try to annex any lands, except the ones you are in political control of, and we are already launching multiple divisions towards them, after we cut you off. Steyr will not be selling you weapons, because you are a terrorist cell, and they will be shut down if they do.

Raise another 9 divisions to assault the ARFP strongholds in Germany.

For his calls to create coups in our overseas territories, they are laughable. We have heavy military presence there and any attempt at a coup will be put down extremely violently and firmly.
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>>874444
Nice quads
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>>874444
Raise 12 local divisions to counter this. One Corps Worldwide. Have this one rise in Paris.
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>>873688
>>874444
>>871631
AlrIght going to throw my support for the central Government KN and NCP.

I'll hold speeches telling that ARFP had gone mad and want to throw the nation to civil war like Hitler and the SRP revolts and he should be stopped.

My party get armed and ready from the government and set up defensed lines at Netherlands, Austria, and Venice. Rise the max amount of divisions I can to hold the two fronts. Have strict boarder protection no one is allow to come to or from ARFP "annexed" lands.

Don't allow any ARFP members to cross the Train channel to and from England. And set up defense artillery and tanks provided by the state.
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>>874563
You realize most of your land is on the other side of me? heheheh.
Even if Germany falls, this will be a worldwide movement. Sure, if I didn't whistleblow I'd be fucked, but I ultimately did a stunt revealing the truth, and with acts done by the German government pissing off EVERYBODY, I can rally support in Southwest Europe, the Former USA, and Africa.
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>>874614
You realise that you have to get through my paramilitary and my defenses to get to me. I have about the same number of supporters as you.

>>874444
>>873688
>>871631
Broadcast this to my party
All party members in ARFP will not work for his revolting party. Do whatever you can to help us fight against ARFP. Report movement of troops, Don't give up your guns, stop supplies ARFP and the industry centers.

The German government will help you out of the annexed zones. The ARFP will not be allow to lay a finger on you. If the ARFP doesn't let my people go, we will send aid and help to free you soon. But don't give up. Do not give in, do not surrender for you are KRP members and you will not let the ARFP to stop you.

Now Broadstate to the nation and the world.

People of Germany and the world. The revolt of the ARFP is not with his party alone. But KN, SDP, Green or KRP parties make up as 60% in some ARFP holded lands. They are in danger we do not know what the ARFP will do to or what will happen to them. The people of the non ARFP parties are not part of this revolt and there land, homes, and families will be danger. They don't want to be in the war but the ARFP drag them in it.

That's why our party label the ARFP as a terrorist group. Due to unlawful annexing of land, secession, endanger people lives, and the list goes on. They plan on attacking provides around them, and will not stop until they rule the nation and is willing to kill there own people to do so.

The ARFP has to allow for the relasement of non party members out of there lands. For they have been dragged in a civil war they didn't want.
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>>874693
I will not allow them to leave, but will treat them fairly and equally. We will not harm our people. We are a new republic, not a fascist dictatorshit like the one we're rebelling from. Also I wish to sign a non Nuclear pact to prevent striking German cities.
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>>874783
Also we're jamming your telecommunications in our lands, and we will not tolerate it.
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>>873688
This

>>871631
Well, it was gonna to happen, good thing I prepared for this.

I always knew that ARFP would plan something like this that's why the NCP had been preparing, stockpiling weapons, building up defenses, making up battle plans. And ensuring if this was to happen everything will fall in the right place.

ARFP attacks in Netherlands and Austria and Venice was to be expected time to armed and send 20 half divisions down to Austria and Venice and half for his attacks in Netherlands will be stopped with ease. The men there were trained and prepared for such a attack. The Swiss mountains are perp and ready to go to protect against attacks, they will use the mountains to form a natural wall and checkpoints.

If that wasn't enough there are NCP paramilitary troops are armed and ready to help provide support for the National army. The defend line of the Czech border is reinstated, while NCP and National troops are moving and setting up defenses in the planned locations.

But I'm not just defending, so you can see Switzerland is right next to Vaduz. So while the paramilitary and the arm forces stationed in Switzerland set up, there is a move to Vaduz to get the revolting ARFP. The people that don't fight nothing will be done to them, but only attackers will be deal with. We're not here to kill off Germans, we are just stopping the revolt. With the city captured it will throw the comms of the rest of the party in ruin.

Also having your party leaders all around the world hurt more than help since they can't direct proper orders.

I will also issue this speech to the nations of the world, and the Empire of Germany.
"In this day the party of ARFP thought to do the same that SRG and NSDAP revolted tried to do. The SRG wanted to make equality for all, but he just become like the red army of Russia and tried to overthrow the government for the party own gains. Now we see the same with ARFP. He preaches this message, but in the many years that it existed it really had no direction. While the parties of KN, NCP, KRP, and NDRP voted and made next polices that made our economy and nation great again, ARFP sat in the sidelines. That why I'm saying don't follow ARFP, as he just talk a big game but doesn't follow it up."

"He is willing to bring the nation to civil war, just so he can have control. that is not something we can allow Germany to do. If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. May God see us this."

Ensure our spies in the other nations are loyal to Germany and they will stop any coups or anything. Also something important, be sure to stop the broadcasts and ensure that the ARFP borders are covered and protected and our tanks and artillery are ready up. We're going to get ready to stop the revolt.

>>874783
To sign the pact one of your party leader has to show up to sign say pact.
I have no reason to nuke German cities that like killing my kin.
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>>874810
We will fire it in a message shell at Berlin. Fire it back.

We also hear what you have said through the Bunker which jams frequencies.
Transmit this to Reich controlled areas in Berlin and to the world:
We understand, but we only wish to liberate. This is not to give ourselves the world, but this isn't about domination. This is about liberation. we are a democracy, we only want the best for the world. We have watched in horror since the invasion of Great Britain. We held our tongues at the abuse of nuclear weapons, we regretted it. We couldn't sleep at night. We even had a few of our political leaders end their lives over what was going on. What has happened has been horrible, we cannot allow it. We do not wish to kill, we wish for democracy, liberation, freedom, economic independence, and our number one is equality. It always has been. Especially with us holding our tongues at the formation of the CSA, the discrimination against women, the assault of the catholic church, the support of expansionism, everything. Only now, we have had to see the evil of ethnic cleansing was when our silence buckled. We had to do something, even if it meant civil war. They forced us to step down in the Reichstag, they imprisoned us, they attempted to dissolve us! For what? For one of our political leaders confirming the conspiracy that the Reich was doing a genocide? This was too far. People of Earth:
You can live free, vote without anyone from across the sea telling you what to vote on. You can claim that your government is bad and vote against it without being on a hitlist! You can speak your own language and not need to learn German or Esperanto!
You may be a small minority of 10 million people, but you will be seen, you will be considered, you will be remembered, you will be revered, you will be listened to, you will be free.
We can't do this alone. If we don't get support, we will lose. Please assist us. If it's as simple as getting your friends together and blowing up a convoy, it will help. Even just resisting an arrest or refusing service to an officer of the Reichswehr helps. Speak as you wish. We're Equal, not the same. Embrace it. Embrace your culture's belief of multiple wives or multiple gods. The new Germany will let you be whoever you want, will let you have independence, do what's right, despite cultural differences, despite what clan is next door, we must work together, we must unite to save the world. If we lose... We lose our identity. Deutschland will be Uber Alles, and not in a good way. Death may come to you, but your children will grow up in a better society.
Please... Help us, the ARFP and the FMK.
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>>874989
And my military actions:

However, you are attacking my most defended areas.

We will conscript 30 divisions and will destroy all infrastructure as we leave areas. Also we will not be destroyed simply by taking Liechtenstein. We will rise in Switzerland, speaking of which, assault Alsace Lorraine and Luxembourg to cut off Switzerland. Carpet bomb supply lines to these regions, and trap the borders to keep them out. Paradrop into Bremen and drop over Reichswehr positions in the black of night to cut them off. In Berlin, destroy the NCP and KN regional HQs. Also perform a tactical retreat in the Netherlands while shelling enemy positions. Flank them in Limburg by heading through Flanders and looping to circle them.
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>>874993
>>874989
I think rising too many divisions will limit supplies, firearm and skill.

Reading your posts your raise 57 divisions.

So if the divisons are 10k men each you rise 570k army. But if it's 20k men then 1.140 million.

I don't even know if you could do that in the short of amount of time that passed.
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>>875051
STOP POSTING DAMMIT
Me and NCP agreed over discord to not post commands until QM posts.
Also via conscription and willing recruits. I regret the former, but it's a small price for freedom. Also it's ridiculous that this spiralled out of control from me whistleblowing, which that isn't even recognized by QM yet.
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>>874989
Oh, and you can't censor this because my undisclosed locations are around the world, which I can broadcast from.
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>>875066
>Mfw QM has to read all the posts we made.
The water is the amount of posts.
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>>875072
>Undisclosed locations
>Paradrops
>Carpet Bomb
We don't even know what is canon anymore. I'm not even sure what or what we or don't have.
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>>875077
>mfw me or KN or NCP decide nevermind on this imprisonment or secession and these posts are for nothing.

God I'm tired.
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>>875093
Got a new laptop in black friday. So thstthat something non Thread related. It's a chomebook but good for just writing
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>>874783
Oh and one more thing, I was the one who legalized weapons.
And I'm non Authoritarian. If anything, human rights will go up.
>>874810
I just saw your battleplans post. I thought I was the only one. Kek.

Fuck why am I posting in bed? HELP ME
>>875097
Nice. I got Battlefield 4 recently for 5$ on 360.
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>>875135
We all legalized weapons and weed. Not me but I saw all the main parties agree to it.

Looking at the thread the other parties isn't authoritarian it's a democracy you could have voted aganist it.
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God dammit ARFP.
We finally had peace and you just had to fuck it up.
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>>875135
>human rights will go up
You mean your policies will lead to the death of Europe? I am not talking war, but a genocide of the native European population
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>>875403
>Implying I'm an SJW cuck that wishes to kill all white people.
I think you're confusing human rights advocate and globalist for a leftist tumblrina.
>>875146
Only in Germany though for the most part. Most other nations are puppets or are Oligarchies like Germany.
>>875331
Yes I am so horrible for revolting again. Kek, this is something I said I would do at the end of the game for IRL months, so you shoulda seen this coming.
We've become Imperialist dictators to the world. We didn't free it from the chains of colonialism, we have become our worst fears.We became the ones who have cucked the world. We lost the Second Kaiserreich, we lost a good third of our land and money, we were raped by the based anglo and baguette. We should have freed this planet from their chains, instead of making those chains tighter. I am the last party that remembers the dark times, We've forgotten how it feels. I must stop this tyranny and free the world.
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>>875146
Wait pot was legalized?
We surrender, and would like to not get our seats and tenure back, but our bean bag chairs and some Cheetos. Let's just talk this out over a bong.
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>>875517
Heh. Yeah I think it was. I had some issues over it so we limited it to small quantities
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>>875519
Yeah, I'm fine with our interior, but our international policy is horrendous.
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>>875563
No it's great. Almost perfect in fact.
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>>875571
>Attempting to destroy a religion
>Reinstating slavery and segregation
>Coercing our allies into joining us
>Commiting ethnic cleansing in Africa

Yes, totally not Nazis.
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>>875581
>attempting to destroy a religion
I honestly don't know what you mean by this
>Reinstating slavery and segregation
Well that hasn't happened anywhere besides the CSA and we had no part in that
>Coercing our allies into joining us
Boohoo that's politics. Happens in the real world too. Nothing wrong with it
>Commiting ethnic cleansing in Africa
Population control and germanic transformation

Yeah you're right. We aren't the nazis
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>>875591
I think he's on about us revealing the catholic corruption.
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>>875591
> Religion
Catholic church?
>Segregation and Slavery
Exactly the CSA. Also I urged for the confederacy to be dismantled but yet it rose.
>Allies
While this is true, We forced them to join our nationstate
>Cleansing
You have dug the pit even deeper.
We could have done this by providing agriculture and shipping supplies to them, not mass murder and propaganda.
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>>875602
Also look what I found!
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>>875602
> Religion
Had absolutely no part in that. Look at NCP
>Segregation and Slavery
They let us end the war a lot quicker. If we had moved through the deep south, we would have lost hundred of thousands of more Germans. Think of your home country.
>Allies
Oh well, atleast they didn't become our enemies leading to more war, which you are adamantly against
>Cleansing
This one I will never convince you of. I do see where you are coming at, but it won't be such a headache in the future.

>>875616
Fuck that brings back memories
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>>875696
You have been clearly blinded by your dumb misguided zeal
Did you play Simpsons Hit and Run?
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>>875713
Come now, your morality has clearly led you to a world of inefficiency and degeneracy
Was probably one of the more played games in my library as well as San Andreas and Bully.
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>>875723
I must take a stand, As I sat by watch the world rot!
Playing this again, it has aged very well, unlike So many other PS2 games. I'm taking this home with me.
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>>875771
I beat level one!
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a shocking turn of events, the ARFP decides to blow the whistle on gov’t actions in east Africa, claiming that the government is responsible for spreading the gonnorhea epidemic throughout East Africa. The very next day, the NCP-KN coalition orders the arrest of every member of the Reichstag representing ARFP districts for high treason, and despite many successful escape attempts, all but six of the MPs and their staff are caught by the government’s veteran battalions by the end of the day.

The AFRP’s leaders, as well as two MPs and four deputy MPs, flee to the stronghold of Vaduz, where they decree that the ARFP does not only stand for the Alps and the Rhine, but also for the Alt-Republican, and that the German government must be pushed back on the path of democracy. With that, the second secession of the ARFP from Germany is declared. 57 divisions of Free Man’s Corps are raised from the ARFP’s lands, and NCP and KN influences in ARFP state legislatures are dismissed as the new republic begins to consolidate its lands. They are aided by over a quarter of the army defecting to their side, as well as the entire East African colonial force, hoping that their secession will calm the enraged local population.

The KN-NCP coalition, for its part, recruits 17 divisions of party militia from its ranks to replace the lost army divisions. This is problematic however, as unlike the ARFP they are still under the jurisdiction of German law, which forbids the raising of party militias. They must go through proper training and assignment, a three-month program, before they can fight, or face the court and the Emperor. The Emperor for his part is simply tired of all this internecine fighting, only wishing for the Empire of his Grandfather to be united again.

As for the other parties, the Green party has not announced its support for the government, most of its members having fled after the Cleansing of the Reichstag, while the KRP has thrown its lot in with the government. It faces a problem in the unrest in its French provinces, who see Germny’s weaknessas a chance to get free of Germany once more. The Lithuanian regional government, which is not controlled by any mainstream party, has opted for neutrality as well.

As Germany prepares to tear itself apart once again, the nations of the world look on in horror. Who will come out on top?
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>>875830
Broadcast this to my parties inside ARFP lands
All party members in ARFP revolting lands will not work for his revolting party. Do whatever you can to help us fight against ARFP. Report movement of troops, Don't give up your guns, stop supplies ARFP, stop working in the factiories as that aid the revolters, flee the nation. If you are not allow to free, it does to show how unjust ARFP it.

The ARFP will not be allow to lay a finger on you. If the ARFP doesn't let my people go, we will send troops to free you. But don't give up. Do not give in, do not surrender for you are KN NCP, NDRP and KRP members and you will not let the ARFP to stop you.
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>>875830
Dis you get my Discord messages? Transmit the broadcast on multiple frequencies and via pirate radio. Fund African uprisings with my East African troops, assault Berlin via riots. Get to the prison where the MPs are, spread my leaders to undisclosed locations around the planet, as well as fund global uprisings. Get the Kaiser onto a safe ship so he survives. See what generals we can get and take out telecommunications around Germany. Rally as many as we can to our cause
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>>875830
Capt'n Randy doesn't want to see Germany fall into war again.
The ARFP needs to calm the fuck down and not fuck our entire fucking country up.
You clearly didn't think about our Kaiser the guy is already stressed out and you just had to be a bother. Fuck I'll personally drop a shitton of weed on you guys so you'll be chill and just talk it out peacefully
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>>875874
Jam these frequencies.
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>>875877
>>875880
Jam these frequencies.
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>>875878
Kek. Our peace terms are doritos.
>>875882
Use different frequencies, cables, and pirate radio. Jam the jammers. Jam em gooooood
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>>875878
Also, the NDRP affiliated veteran gun clubs will be encouraged to say fuck off to any ARFP militias
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>>875892
And same to you
am I having too much fun with this?
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>>875830
Have our military start to move in the locations I have pointed out
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>>875830
Well we will take the 75 percent of the army that hasn't defected to lock down any government buildings and secure important roads and towns. Also, locking down our stockpile of nuclear bombs is the top priority, so send half a division there to safeguard it. We will also secure all launch sites for our v4 rockets.

We also will see if the Air Force is with us.We will send some military units to the main airbases in the country, and proceed to start bombing and recon missions in ARFP held territories. To take out his AA sites he mentioned, we will use the v4 rockets that we have in our possession and surgical strikes with our Special Forces.

I implore the green party to take the side of the loyal government, and defeat the traitorous ARFP. We will also petition the Emperor to give us emergency powers to defeat the rebel threat.

The Government sends an envoy to Lithuania to ask for assistance against the ARFP, mainly in the form of warm bodies and denying any entry into their territory by the ARFP. Same goes with Slovakia and Hungary. We have helped them int he past, now it's time for them to repay the debt.

Warn France, as well as any other provinces that this is just a little problem and will be quickly solved by the German Empire and her allies, and if any provinces try to rebel or take advantage of this situation will be harshly punished.

Once the government knows who is on whose sides, we will start assaulting ARFP positions with a combination of Panzer assaults, infantry pushes, air strikes, and V4 rocket attacks
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>>875902
And do our war plans.
Enable Defense protocol.
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>>875874
>>875877
>>875878
The NCP urges all those to support its cause to resist the ARFP's government. Even non-participation is a help to the German cause, and taking supplies, sending information on troop movements and even fleeing the country will be helpful in the fight. It also promises that Germany will triumph over the pretender, and when it does, all true supporters of Germania will be freed from under the ARFP bootheel.

The NDRP gets itself a zeppelin, because of course it does. Randy himself decides to pilot it and tell everyone that hears to calm the fuck down. Of course, since Randy is famous for being a bit off the rocker, few listen.

In the Rheinland and Tyrol, the fighting begins in earnest, as the Veneto divisions march into the southern Tyrol, the Italian populace gladly accepting them. The heavily AFRP-leaning German Alpine mountains, however, pose much more of a challenge, as only a few passes are wide enough to march an army through without danger.

In the Rheinland, the FRC discovers a small weakness in the far northern lines, as the government focuses on defending the southern front. Although it is not as numerous as the Loyalists, most of them have yet to arrive at the front as the Greens refuse their soldiers entry through their lands.
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>>875941
Are you in the discord ARFP? Ive been posting there for info
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>>875942
Time to use my party members have them lot of them do the 3 month course.

And have our people set up defenses on the Netherlands front. With the military they will keep the peace and we will jam any transmissions from ARFP sources.

We will push back and retake the land lost in Netherlands. With vets the ARFP can't win. Also make sure the northern front is taken care of that the people are resising to ARFP taking of lands.
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>>875942
The NDRP is a veteran party so we fully support the country we fought for.
And many of our members are really disappointed in the ARFP for being a bunch of whiners who don't know what we had to do for our peace.
We encourage vets to rejoin the army so we can get those fucking Moralapostel out of Bavaria.
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>>876003
Oh yeah and once we're in Bavaria we'll engage in the old tradition of Maibaumklau so they have to give us boxes of beer
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>>875942
My core areas are Czech lands and Northern Germany/and Prussia. So from the Czech border my party does all that they can to help the troops move into Bavaria and the rest of the ARFP lands. Have our vets rejoin the army to fight back the ARFP, and have party members by the divisons join up to do the 3 month training so they can fight back ARFP.

For our military, take back the Northern lands and keep up the attack in Bavaria, freeing the Non ARFP supporters. The land in Switzerland will be supportered with paratroopers, and they will ensure that ARFP will have to fight hard to get through the passes.

Keep up the jamming of radio news, and other means. Our ops will look for ARFP party member and bring them to court, and our ops will do serkit missions in ARFP lands. Get Hungry and other places to help us, they will get funding to help there regions.
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As the war drags on, the nations of the world go into full-on panic. South Africa and Southwest Africa have gone silent, and Indonesia reports large-scale revolts in the western Java and Borneo. The French and Italians close their borders, and Poland follows suit not long after. The Confederate States have wasted no time, however, quelling rebellions in Jamaica and the Bahamas quite brutally and occupying the islands to prevent further rebellion. The Tunisian government sens a message to Berlin, asking what it is to do.

>>876000
>>876003
>>876063
The New Coalition of the KN, NCP, NDRP and KRP that has taken hold in Germany now commands over 2/3rds of the mainland as the ARFP continues to falter, and most of eastern Bavaria is lost. the gains in the north are lost as well, as a large pushback from professional forces, aided by bombings of the airforce, dislodges the ARFP from their positions.
As NRDP veterans march through Niegderbayern, they accept boxes of beer from the locals, and prepare to set up for the old tradition of Maibaumklau which is only a week away. It seems the loyalist forces are posed for a military victory this time.

The ARFP takes up positions along the river Regnitz, as well as in old border fortifications in order to stem the tide of German forces. It also raises its Swiss allies that fought in the war as partisans along much of Switzerland, but thanks to the timely intervention of Loyalist paratroopers the rebellion is crushed in the interior. FRC forces manage to move into the area west of Lake Konstanz, however, setting up positions there.
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>>875937
Whoops, forgot to include this post in the replies

You quickly move to secure all your V4 rockets, as von Brauhn has been busy working and the rebellion passed over his head. He quickly intervenes to make sure all is secure, and before long the V4s are safe and ready for launching.

While the Green party is not big on the whole "war" thing, it decides that you can send men through its states as long as you let them know. They just want to be at peace, and don´t understand why you guys have to be so mean to each other. like, make love, not war, dude.

Lithuania pledges loyalty to your cause, as it really isn't in a position to do anything else. The Slovakians do the same, deploying two divisions of infantry to Berling immediately.

You remind the rest of the world that everything is under control and there is nothing to see here, and to move along. Most are not convinced.
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>>876063
Sorry I was busy
Counter this by applying a Soviet Doctrine meets a tactical retreat and Blitzkrieg. Begin retaking Africa.

Burn all records of our leaders escape
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Counter Bavaria by assaulting with 10 divisions. Move North to Niedersachsenabd cut oof the low countries. Finish the battle of Berlin by taking the Reichstag with rebels.
For our men behind enemy lines, use pirate radio to relay messages on how to retake cities. Move into Northern Hesse and cut the supply lines. Transfer int a war Economy and pay African radio anchors to spread our gospel. Support the Israelis in taking Palestine. Head to Vienna.
Anywhere not mentioned shall be put int a defense role. Stir up Polish nationalism to further bring Chaos.
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>>876232
A Blitzkrieg and tactical retreat are not really compatible doctrines. Do you want to attack along the front or retreat? Or focus on a certain part/s of the front?
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>>876183
Intercept the Tunisian call and tell them Berlin has Fallen. They are Free
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>>876183
>>876183
Alright we're going to have to do full war industrial. Since the other faggots in the world thought this was time to attack us. But that's for until the civil war is over.

JAM ALL OF ARFP THINGS

Now deploy paratroopers behind enemy lines they will be used to get non ARFP party member and form resistance movement within the nation. There are half the people that are not with ARFP revolt so it would be easy for them to counteract with ARFP plans, as they will help cut off the supplies, and stop the economy from moving. And if the ARFP fire on them they will show Germany and the world how ARFP want to kill fellow Germans inside his Revolt lands.

Have our troops push hard and fast, break the no trained troops of ARFP. Massive Paratrooper being dropped all over the place to stop the useful use of movement of troops and supplies. Have our tanks and planes stop the attacks.

Also push in with our our divisions cutting him off and stopping him.

For the Tunisian tell them everything is fine we are just finding up the civil war.
>>876302
Jamming
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>>876285
No, apply blitz when we counterattack
How's the English Front?
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>>876302
In case you haven't been following, you don't have the men to take Berlin. You're losing your hold on Bavaria, and are on the defensive on every front except Africa.
Northern Hesse is owned by the neutral Greens. Attacking them would lead to them joining the Loyalists.
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>>876316
>>876285
>>876205
Well keep pushing the attacking from the Netherlands fronts we close them in. Use paratroopers and make anti ARFP movements. Use the victories we have to get the people in ARFP lands to rise up.

Jam the ARFP shit.

For Africa we will help when we clear out Mainland Germany. We just tell the ARFP in Africa that the ARFP is falling and you will be cut of supplies.
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>>876205
Broadcast that the ARFP will probably not uphold the Reinheitsgebot in Bavaria.
Capt'n Randy demands the ARFP leaders to come out and fight him 1v1 irl.
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>>876308
Shoot them down by launching Flak and nerve agents.

Make Gas masks standard issue to the troops. Flank Loyalist positions and deliver my dpeeches by other frequencies, Morse code, etc.

Also create artificial parties in my nationstate to ease tensions. The GRP, or German Republican party, The Progress party for the leftists, and the Freedom party for libertarians. Hold elections. This is the dissolution of the ARFP.
Globally wreak havoc by springing more revolts.

Besta luck my friends, it has been an honor to fight against and alongside you
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>>876205
>>876183
Tell Tunisia that they are to stay put and to continue on business as usual. The ARFP is just a nuisance and will be dealt with.

We will continue to push on the rebels, but I want to tell the Confederates that there is no need to invade our islands and we thank them, but it is time to leave them alone.

We will hammer ARFP positions with rockets, but not towns or cities, just outposts and bases.
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>>876361
And we will do the same.

Also my phone is dead so I may update less.
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>>876357
Jamming.
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Despite ARFP attempts to launch counterattacks, they don´t see much success outside of Oberbayern, where most of his troops are professional. The German Empire continues its occupation of the Rheinland as it demands the surrender of the African provinces. The Africans are very resistant to surrender, however, as they fear the wrath of the people should they make peace.

In the core lands of the Rheinland, German air superiority means that more paratroopers are being dropped down than the battered anti-air defenses can handle, their defences being made up of mostly improvised Flak guns and gas attacks. Many people within the large cities now attempt armed resistance against the ARFP party with paratrooper support and leadership, troubling ARFP supply lines.

In Bavaria, Randy continues to demonstrate his eccentric nature as he shouts at AFP soldiers to "1v1 me faggot" and "I'll fooking rek u skrub" in clear English. He also claims that the ARFP will abolish the Reinheitsgebot in Bavaria, but few believe him.

The ARFP for its part attempts to storm Berlin, but fails due to a lack of manpower and supplies, the rebels being deep in German lands. It appears as though the ARFP hasn't quite realized the reality of their situation, and their troops start to wonder if the war is really feasible as rockets rain down on their already half-ruined positions. Their mood picks up, however, as news of a Polish rebellion is Posen are heard on their radios.

Tunisia gives up and decides to follow the orders telling them to stay put. The Confederates are told to please vacate the islands, but they excuse themselves and say that it will take weeks, if not months, to organize that.
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In London, a large cargo ship arrives from the long-quiet South Africa into harbour along the n-mouth of the Thames. As German soldiers are sent to inspect it, they are met by a hail of gunfire and obscenities, and ten minutes later the lot of them lie dead on the docks. Out of the ship storm over eight hundred South African, Namibian and Rhodesian soldiers, and as twelve more ships arrive on the horizon a small, elegantly dressed lady rides forth out of the ship on a fine white Transvaal stallion. The Queen has returned to claim her Kingdom.

All hail her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II!
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>>876417
We Salute the Queen, and request her help.
We give her Stahlhelms and assault weapons if needed.
Gott rette die Kaiserin
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>>876429
THIS FAGGOT SULLIED THE NAME OF THE KAISER.
THE ARFP CLEARLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GERMANY AND IT'S PEOPLE
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>>876443
Here's your(you)
Made me laugh my ass off.
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>>876417
Capt'n Randy sends some people to all British pubs in search for the ultimate cursing champion. I want to learn from the best
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>>876456
And we do the same. We also propose we arm wrestle to solve a battle to prevent any major battles in your regions.
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>>876464
Nigga you gay
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>>876827
>not seeing it's a shitpost in reply to a shitpost
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>>876392
>>876417
Time for the secret weapon that ARFP doesn't know about :^)
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>>877956
If you use a WMD I will counter it.
covertly steal the launch codes for the V4 in case I am nuked.
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>>878822
We signed the treaty m8. It's was a shitpost, of our meme weapon
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>>878824
Alright. It better be.
>INB4 jk we got a railway gun

Also we suggest you prepare to be cucked by the Neocons and THE ETERNAL ANGLO.


Announce we support the Queen, and will fund uprisings in the UK to ally with her. It is time to band up. It's our darkest hour, let's make it our finest, and usher in a new age of World Prosperity! We do look forward to cooperating with her majesty, and wish to have an era of German-British cooperation.

Gott Mit Uns!
Und God save the Queen!
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>>876392
Build new warplanes and AA to help prevent superiority in the the North. Upgrade our camo and create a sort of Ho Chi Minh Trail to escort troops and supplies. Counter in Bavaria with my troops.
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And also raise our military while we're at it.
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>>876392
>>876417
Were going to send 100 divisons from not the north or south but from the East straight into ARFP to cut it in half.
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Green party Jill Stein here.


I side with the loyalists. Didn't know my party was still around wew.
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>>879161
And we deploy poison gas, White Phosphorous, Napalm, Anti Tank mines, and modified weapons grade microwaves without doors to counter it, as well as 40 divisions. We will also turn the land into a hellscape by digging in with Trench warfare in some places while Guerrilla warfare in others. Achieve air superiority there.
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>>876392
>>876417
Check discord before you go posting QM there is a party that came back.
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>>876392
>>876417
Were going to send 50 divisions from the West/Rhineland straight into ARFP to cut it in half.
With 150 divisions coming from the West and East it will be a hammer and the anvil for the ARFP Lands.
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>>881767
So you're sending 2/3rds of the Wehrmacht to simply cut me in half?
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>>881802
That's what I posted, and thinking about it cutting you in half has lot of positives to it. Like you can think of, like Cutting off supplies, and other things. No need to tell you, since you could already know if you think about it.
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>>881767
So ARFP doesn't counter the attacks, were going blitzkrieg so the ARFP doesn't have time to set up there things. There going to have to work extra hard and fast to set up a defended line against the blitzkrieg.
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>>881979
Heheh. I have planned for this kiddo...
Hahahahaha
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>>882126
Fucking gifs.
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>>882137
Send The Bundeswehr to cut off the assault and convert the Swiss to my side. From there, have the Swiss march up the Rhine, flanking the other assault force. Have our troops pocket their infantry while using Attrition scheme B (sent to you OP via Discord) to cause tension and unrest in the pocket. Destroy all croplands in the strip and shell the landscape to be like Pass hendaelex5. modify casualties plan to bury them properly instead of the earlier idea. Meanwhile get our Luftwaffe to achieve aerial superiority from the south to starve them out. Send our reserves to paradrop over Berlin after a bombing of major points and the secret dismantlement of AA by the resistance.
We may be down but not out!
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>>882175
>>882137
>>882126
Good good everything is coming together as planned.

For we excepted this to happen. Now the QM will get ARFP lost plan HH in which it counter everything you just did.

You will see that the hammer and anvil will work since with the amount of troops in the Rhineland will stop any flanking you have too few numbers to stop the German tide.

By the time you move your troops you will crusted into two.
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>>882364
> Thinking Preparation H will stop me.
Even if I am cut in two, you will be surrounded with a lack of supplies. Plus you don't even know what I'm gonna do.

Your shitpost is mediocre at best.
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>>882374
Thinking it's a shitpost.
Also it's plan HH your also forgetting one big part of your master plan. You dont have the man rise to counter the attacks. Were pumping so much men that it will be impossible to stop.
It may sound like a shitpost, since I'm bad at making posts not sound like shitpost. A personal thing of mine.

Also it doesn't help I post the most non serious pictures or gifs.
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>>882374
Also later in night I get tried so the quality of my posts go down as well.
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>>882395
Same. It becomes impossible to really think after 10:00 PM.

Anyway, we can counter it in such a way that you should bring several hundred thousand bodybags. And the funnest part is that I'm not using Nukes!
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>>882739
RIP
QM is busy with Real Life
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>>883116
Fuck...
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