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GOPNIK QUEST
The date is April 26, 1991.
You are a city gopnik named Boris who lives in Moscow, near the border of Ukraine.
Your gopnik friends Ivan and Mikhieal enjoy hard bass, shashlik, vodka/kvass, and the occasional moyaonez
However after a long day of squatting you go inside and turn on TV, and learn about the five year anniversary of Chernobyl disaster.
You and gopnik friends decide to take little to trip to Ukraine.
You have been saving up MANY ruples for a moment like this.
You call up Mikhieal and Ivan, and ask if they want to go to Chernobyl
Mikhieal and Ivan don't have to work for another two weeks, as gopniks do not work very often.
So they say why the hell not and you and your friends go into somewhat shady marketplace with 32,000 ruples(500 dollars about)
What do you buy for trip to Chernobyl?
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Moscow is nowhere near Ukraine bratan.
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>>860929
A lada car (about 400$ at the time) and enough fuel to leave for the first Istraeli embasy where you can claim your self to be jewish, get free dosh and migrate to Israel where you get money to remove kebab while squatting on and teabaggin them.
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>>860929
We supply ourselves with the following:
3 Backpacks
1 Soviet-surplus Geiger Counter
3 Tacticool Gas Masks
3 Handles of Cheap Vodka
2 Bowie Knifes
Leftover rubles convert to Ukrainian currency and keep as floatable emergency currency. I like this quest.
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>>860969
We clearly live in some other, less famous Moscow than Moscow, or a Moscow-2 that exists because true Moscow met an untimely demise in an alternative universe.
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>>864069
Second, and also a book to read during the trip. Maybe something by Solzhenitsyn? Or just Roadside Picnic?
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>>865380
Roadside Picnic with War and Peace in reserve.
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buy Moskvich car, AKM, geiger counter, Well vodka, and a lead lined Adidas suit with a lead lined ushanka and lead athletic cup to keep out gamma rays that may kill our little comrades, or Borislav Juniors.
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>>864069
Geiger counter is waste of money. Radiation is nothing but western propaganda.
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>>865903
Vodka will cure the radiation poisoning!
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>>865903
Geiger counter is for entertainment purposes.
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