You are a duck
You have no name
and you lost your family.
You are in a desert and you dont know what to do.
quack
>>84861
die
>>84861
Your name is now "Justice Duck"
>>84861
Waddle right until I find a tree
use your beak to dig into the sand
Search for Muhammad.
>>84861
Fly out of the desert
Try to put your beak into your cloaca. ##1d100##
>>85249
Justice Duck waddles and waddles and after 3 Days he finaly finds a tree with a face????
>>85903
kiss the face
>>85903
Put the tree's face into your cloaca.
>>85908
The Tree is happy now and grants you one wish.
Put the tree's face deep into your cloaca.
>>85985
he now asks you to fuck off and revokes the wish thingy
>>86127
say sorry
>>85903
Peck at roots of tree and uncover a box
>>86206
He doesnt understands you. Maybe you will find something which will help you to communicate with him .
>>86328
bite that rude fucker to death
>>86328
steal a tree leaf
>>86328
waddle away waddle waddle till the very next day pa pa pa pa papada
>>86385
Justice Duck did bite him. The Tree got angry and died a painful death. You leveled up and can choose a class now.
>>86485
I want to be a paladin duck
>>86485
battlemage
>>86485
QUACKOMANCER - a duck who control sand
>>86542
Justice Duck is now a Paladin Duck with the abillity to control sand.
Also you now have the ability to change the name.
(no shit allowed)
also dont forget to skill something.
>>86754
rename to quackadin
skill strength obviously
>>86754
Make a sculpture of Danny Devito to try and raise money.
>>86864
QUACKADIN READY FOR BATTLE
>>87012
now it's time to have a nice poop, on the dead tree of course
Quackadin pooped at the dead corpse of the tree. It looks like it moves abit now.
(because the armor sword and the tower shield is out of sand he can remove or add it when ever he wants to.)
>>87241
The tree is alive again because you did shit on it.
He didnt recognize you yet.
What will Quackadin do ?
>>87365
ask for wishes
>>87402
he still doesnt understand a word.....
>>87544
I swear god, that fucking tree
I'm gonna kill it again
>>87544
a wind from west,
>wessst
bring a magic cloud, whom cannot talk, only rap...
>>87544
Quackadins sword is a magical sword it drains all resources out of the tree.
He gains more strenght and tree dies again.
>>87647
also i suck at rhyming thanks
>>87647
>>87796
... the only problem is: the magic cloud, named Garry, once a white man raised in the hood, was very bed at rhyming...
>>87910
>>87796
a Magical Cloud appeard he said his name is Garry and said :"Im Garry the Cloud, who is really loud."