You have been tasked to retrieve a party sized bag of Doritos for your fat fuck friend since you owe them.
Choose a courier.
>>84376
Trickster
>>84376
Cleric.
>>84376
BRAWLER
Cleric
>>84376
choose Tyrone
Trickster
>>84423
>>84438
>>84458
>>84517
A debacle has been caused before the adventure can officially begin.
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>84635
Rolling for cleric
>>84728
Dice?
What are you? A nerd? We're settling this the old fashion way. FIGHTING.
>>84794
Thermomancer freezes Trickster solid and burns Cleric to cinders.
Move aside chumps, I got a package to collect.
>>84794
Cleric casts FIST!
>>84825
The king of hot and cold attempts to claim this adventure for himself, but he seems to have underestimated his opponents.
Tyrone the referee is caught in the crossfire.
>>84994
Tyrone explains stats and abilities of the three contenders. nursing his burns/frost burns
>>85079
Bourbon the Cleric can imbue himself and his weapon with the power of Gods, place health packs, and protect himself from spells. His stats are all overall average.
Brandy the Trickster uses illusions and wacky cartoon logic to perplex her foes. Her speed and deftness make up for her low sturdiness.
Cryos the Thermomancer uses offensive fire and supportive ice magic. His magic stat is insane, unfortunately his other stats suck ass.
>>85465
B. Summon the rabbits and let god sort them out
>>85465
Brandy creates an illusion of herself to fight the other two whilst she goes off and begins the quest herself.
Follow Brandy.
>>85536
>>84876
Bourbon attempts to summon rabbits, but Brandy interrupts him with a text post.
When's the quest gunna start?
Brandy "FAKESPLODES!"
distracting Bourbon and Cryos.
Punches in face.
>>85996
When we have a winner.
Kill the palidork; Be the winner.
>>85577
Brandy attempts to leave, but is blocked off by Cryos conjuring an ICE WALL.
>>87629
You are now commanding Brandy. The other two contestants have cornered her! What should she do?
>>88385
cast the spell "Tit Flash." she holding up a pair of birds
>>88385
Throw a hat behind them, and pull yourself out of it, and escape.
>>88385
insert pickle into cuck
>>88385
(why are we commanding one of them when the character has yet to be decided?)
Use pocket sand on the thermomancer since his eyes are unprotected by shades. Then get around his side so that we can stab him in the back and use him as a human shield against the cleric.
nah man u gotta use the POCKET SANSSS
>>106683
>>>/trash/
Please dont shit up adventures.