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Post Appocalyptic Adventure Thing, part 2 2016-05-07 18:17:01 Post No. 84010
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Oh shit nigger, you're Dick Justice, a Bugman Peacekeeper in some generic post appocalyptic wasteland. On a quest to deliver
justice and make the best wasteland meal.
A Mutant Chef heard of your quest and considered it an offense to him. He has now decided to engage you in a boss fight in order
to kill you and make you into a meal. What do you do?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Apply buffs to party
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Kill him and make HIM into a meal
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Argue
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>>84022
YOu gave your party members, which consists of Justice Dick the mutant bear and Justice Duck the mutant duck, a thumbs up. Raising morale
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84010
Beat meat
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84047
Time to fight the boss
We'll tell him to go home and be a family man
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>>84047
genuflect
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84047
Justice punch.
In our own face.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84057
Beat dick
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84047
Tri attack on mutant chef
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>>84057
"YOU BASTARD! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TENDERIZE MEAT! YOU DARE MOCK ME?!"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>84090
Time for a taste test
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84090
mock him by dancing
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84090
call him a bitch
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84090
invent a tasty meme
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>>84103
Mutant Chef is geting angrier
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84129
SUPERPUNCH
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84129
Cook off. Mutant chef reveals the mystery ingredient
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
Argue that he's endgame material.
negotiate for a Shokugeki rather than mauling each other.
>>84129
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84129
dump xp to multiclass into bard
regale the beast with a ballad of chefly tragedy to lower his morale
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>84129
Oooonnnnnneeeeee ppppuuuuunnnnncccchhhh
>his dick
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>>84140
"It's...YOU! DIE!" then he charges at you with his giant butcher knife
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tell him he's a fucboi
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84184
Summon your stand 「succumom」
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84184
You're already perfectly seasoned
WITH JUSTICE
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>84184
Duck roll and dodge
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84184
Quick ! Time stop to check our character's sheet !
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84184
Duck bear and roll
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>84158
Reroll even though it was a 10/10
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>>84209
Damn nigga. 10ception
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>>84209
Yssss
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
tell him he is actually a very confused man and should go to his family and search help
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>>84209
Ya gotta quote though
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>>84209
mod pls stop
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>>84209
You need to stop rolling so fucking late
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dice+1d10
>>84184
Block it and steal his cooking stuff
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>>84203
ker plonk
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
One punch him so hard he forgets how to cook.
>>84257
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>>84263
Well, why even roll now
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>>84263
Now how will he make a living, anon? Think about poor Wasteland Chef Jr!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84257
Make a makeshift sandwich to intimidate him
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84257
reveal the hidden fifth skill
dump all points into it regardless of what it is
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>>84263
Im a retard and i cant understand the roll thing someone care to explain ? My english isnt good enough for the explaination at the start.
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>>84287
Options field
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>>84287
Put dice+1d10 in the options part of the post
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>>84263
>dat 10
You gave the Mutant Chef one good punch to the head. He may have brain damage now.
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>>84287
type dice+1d10 in options field.
Rolls a random number, like a dice. This setting is for One single die, and number it could be is 1-10.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84303
Teach him how to cook again, but better.
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>>84303
Tell him to go home and be a family man
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84303
Adopt his son, take over his business.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84303
Take all of his ingredients
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84303
Take care of his restaurant for him while he works as a dish washer
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>84314
God damn it
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>>84314
Seconding this. His search for the ultimate meal made him forget what's important: his family
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
Tell him that you are terribly sorry but that he underestimated the spirit of Konoha
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>>84324
As he is now brain damaged. You decided to take over his mutant restaurant. The mutants don't know what to make of this. Not only a human is now making them food, it's a peacekeeper, their enemy, too.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84366
Convince them with your superb meals
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84366
But it turns out your food is better than his was
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>84366
Poison all the food for justice
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
What do you use to draw(tablet(?) program,etc)
>>84366
Hire them
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84366
Convince him with more force
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84366
Corrupt them with justice food
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>>84379
Welp
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>>84379
And then you poisoned all the food. Which was simple really, you just used regular human food. Mutant metabolism is fickle like that. Anyway, they were all monsters who raided settlements and killed humans at least one in their lives anyway. Cuz they're mutants. And the mutants must be destroyed to keep the peace.
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>>84379
JUSTICE
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84411
Repair the broken relationship between mutant chef father and son
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84411
They all died peacefully though because the food was amazing. Reformed Wasteland Chef takes restuarant back over
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84411
Justice is served
But what of the boy?
Surely a child is innocent from this wasteland?
We must make him our heir
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84411
Level up
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84411
revive them with magic and kill him again
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>>84427
Yes, but how?
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>>84442
them*
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84451
Send them off on vacation while you ponder how to increase amount of justice in your diet.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84451
They both find common ground
Like a new hobby
Building models or something
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84451
sacrifice goats.
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>>84464
And so you suggested they build models or something. And so they did, and bonded over that.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
Hire mutant contractors to build a chain based of your style of cooking. >>84507
What was said style?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84507
Justice always saves the day
GOOD END
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>>84512
Full of justice, good for humans and literally lethal to mutants
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84507
Poison the model kits
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>>84544
who cares about evil mutants if they are good they are fine.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84544
Forget that, you need to find ingredients quick, your teammates are waiting for the best meal
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84544
Mark the mutant chef as 'good' on your bestiary
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84544
Gather more nutritious wasteland crops for ingredients
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Sorry OP. captcha is fucking with me and slowing me down
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84611
A new threat makes itself known to the wasteland... inthe distance... to force a journey to happen.
Chinese food related
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>>84628
My god, a pork bun
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84637
With a fu manchu
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84637
Thats japanese you failed weeb
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84637
Taste it to determine its properties, and lightly punch it
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84637
Collect your party
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>>84645
Tastes like...EVIL! And pork.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84672
DESTROY IT
ENGAGE COMBAT
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84672
Tentacles
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
eat it
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>>84691
DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
eat it
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84721
The greatest boss battle in history takes place now
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84721
Allies are still buffed from before
Combo attack
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>>84731
Aw shit look at that health bar. that shit's so long it wont even fit into the screen
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84760
Reveal your larger health bar
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
Call your friends from the hood
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84760
Burn it using the duck.
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>>84780
[quack]
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84795
With the power of friendship, use a laser to destroy him and then genocide their species, just like the mutants
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84795
Make Justice Dick eat it
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>>84816
But you only know how to punch things! You cant use a laser. Literally. That shit is like an alien techonology to you. You're untterly baffled how does that shit works.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>84837
A punch laser, obviously
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84837
Ask justice duck how to power lasers through the power of friendship, if all else fails, just dickpunch the pork bun
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84837
Laser fists.
Punch shit so hard justice converts the air into ionised beams.
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>>84845
Muh nigga
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>84795
JUSTICE KICK
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84837
Punch it like a "lazerñ"
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>>84845
Of course. Now that makes sense
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84873
It turns out to be a POAK BUN!!!!!
RUNNNNNN
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>84873
You do 20000 damage or 1 / 8th of a health bar
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>>84889
MY GOD! A POAK BUN! MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN A PORK BUN! IT DEFLECTED YOUR LAZER! AND IT ATE JUSTICE DUCK! AND YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!
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>>84873
The bun is hit and looks dead but then opens up like a flower to reveal a giant octopus (with dank shades) hidden inside
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>84873
Make dick taunt the pork bun
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>>84906
dice+1d10
eat goddamn thing and not become evil
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>84906
You get on knees and start begging the mutant gods for help
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>84906
Go inside the Poak bun, try to save Duck, and shoot the laser from the inside
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>>84907
Damn forgot to roll dice. Oh well too late at this point.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>84906
You try to remember that poak bun recipe last week
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>84906
Mourn Justice Duck
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>>84924
The mutants are a bunch of godless abominations, there is no divine entity that watches over them.
This message has been approved by the Wasteland Paladins
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>84966
Justice Duck bursts through the poak bun
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
putting right dice in options is hard ok
>>84966
just uncook poak bun
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>84966
Seduce the poak bun
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>84966
Holla your most trusted niggas to help yo ass
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>>84979
The wasteland is a strange, strange, place
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>85031
duck leveled up and became santient
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85031
Tentacles spout from Poak Bun and grab everyone. Including paladin
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85031
Punch it in the hole Justice Fuck made! That's it's weak point
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>85031
Justice duck has gained temporary god like powers from eating the poak buns insides
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>85031
It evolves into a Swan.
A Lava Swan.
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>>85057
Who?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85031
duck gets all jacked up and starts choking Poak Bun
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>>85057
Who the hell's Justice Fuck
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85089
you rival
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85089
Your arch nemesis
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>>85089
Number 1 Peacekeeper.
USes mecha like a faggot though.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85089
your long lost now mutated wife
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>85089
I guess your mortal enemy? Perverts Justice and all that
Shit I meant Justice Duck
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>>85089
Why not determine next actions by rolling 1d100 for more last number variety and to allow for dubs again? Continue only checking the last number, but bonus points for dubs.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>85111
Did I type dick instead of dice?
Too much justice on brain.
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>>85148
Now that she's a mutant, she has become his rival
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>>85094
DUN DUN DUN
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>>85164
Dont forget about the bun!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85164
whom is your arch nemesis, rival and mutated wife
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85164
"Justice fuck? IT'S NOT TOO LATE, COME BACK TO JUSTICE"
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>>85190
You yelled out to Justice Fuck
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>85224
She(?) summons Demonbane while taking your kill.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85224
"Dude, like, please kill the, like poak bun with me, like totally"
BUT IT'S YOUR WIFE!!!!1!! (who is mutated)
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85224
But justice fuck had been deaf for years
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>>85224
"Nah, fuck that."
Right. You forgot why exactly he was named that. damn.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85224
"Stewart little was overrated"
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>>85256
"WHAT?"
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>>85290
Use our unarmed skill to sign
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85290
Tell him to read your speech bubble
"Doctor Doolittle did not warrant so many sequels"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85290
He takes your signalling as violence.
He summons big gun.
REALLY BIG GUN
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>>85317
"IT'S A PRE-WASTELAND CLASSIC SERIES YOU PLEB"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85358
SAY WHAT?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85358
Use wastelandic™ smoke language
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85358
He shoots you since he's maxed out gunand luck
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85358
Justice fuck begins an edgy rant about how there is no true justice for everybody once you take all of their conflicting desires into account, and the best you can hope for is justice for yourself only.
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>>85358
He's clearly not getting it through his disability. Try instead to get the attention of his comrades, Justice Suck and Justice Cuck
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>85358
"Shrek isn't particularly good, why did it take off so much"
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>>85300
Second this
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>>85381
Oh fuck.
Your hat.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85418
cover is blown time to reveal the superhero suit
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85418
Take advantage of the fact he is deaf to hide in plain sight
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85418
GUNS ARE NOT MY JUSTICE
Chop him
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>>85418
Punch the air so hard that his own hat is also knocked away. The Poak Bun is beginning to feel depressed do to being ignored.
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>>85441
You are then immediately shot in the foot
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85476
Wait you forgot to cover YOUR eyes too. Do that and then he can't hit you
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85476
Justice Duck uses his fire abilities to make smoke all around you, so that you can sneak behind Justice Fuck
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>85476
Take cover
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>>85476
Poak Bun is currently eating paladins
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85534
*unsheathes fist*
Ur ded kiddo
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85534
Remove his mask
He loses his will to live due to the shame.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85534
Judo Chop his neck Austin Powers style
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85534
Place a "kick me" sign on his back, then attempt to pantomime to him that you need help with the oak bun.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>85534
You hear justice fuck say "Oh shit he's fast"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85580
Kill him to death with your fists of fury
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>8558
Oooonnneeee puuuunccchhh
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>85580
Spare him after crippling him
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>85580
Stab his back with your fist
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85580
Punch launch him towards the Poak Bun. He's joining this fight whether he wants to or not.
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>>85590
Justice Fuck blocks your punches with revolvers because that's totally how the Gun skill works
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>85655
When he shows a blind spot, shoot a punch laser into his eyes and throw him on poak bun, now blind and deaf
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85655
Challenge to cook off.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85655
Oooonnnneee gguuuuuunnnnnnnn
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85655
Grab his revolvers and disarm him
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>85655
Spit in his eyes
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>85655
Block his block with fists
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>>85694
And this is toally how the Unarmed skill works too
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85733
Poak Bun consumes them both
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
Get him in a chokehold and say "START TALKING"
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85733
But wait! Justice Fuck's Femme Fatale companion Justice Suck has snuck up on us with her maxed out sneak skill!
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>>85745
As you were fighting, you forgot to notice the giant evil poak bun. So it ate both of you.
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>>85769
Dick And Fuck: An inside Justice
Engage the Poak bun from the inside out.
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>>85769
Dick and Duck make the fusion dance and become Justice Luck
They promptly fuck evil poak bun's shit up
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>>85745
Well shit
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>85769
Eat it back
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>85769
Throw off your clothes, time to power up
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85769
WOMBO COMBO out of there.
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>>85799
This is totally cramping your style
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85865
Justice Dick bites Poak Bun meanwhile
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>85865
They start making out so you leave
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>85865
Sonic boom.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85865
Power of friendship with justice duck, flaming cook punch to make a giant broth out of the poak bun
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>>85883
Man, shit's getting awkward in there, so you decided to get outta there before it gets weirder
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
Combo of One Punch, One Gun and One Stab inside Poak Bun to free yourselves.
Justice Dick and Justice Duck attack outside with Paladins
>>85917
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>85917
Oh shit you left the oven on
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>85917
Start eating poak bun and getting his evil powers, without becoming evil yourself
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>>85927
Well, you already escaped when they started making out.
Meanwhile, a nearby and of Wasteland Paladins have come to help, as like your faction Peacekeepers, they also seek to clean up the wasteland.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>85987
Proceed to pick up a broom and actually cleaning up the wasteland, making the paladins think you're a retard
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>85917
Oh shit! another branch of the cynbernecromancers has tracked you down and are pissed! They even cyberzombied all those mutants you killed earlier!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>85987
Execute order 66
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
Eat lunch and watch >>85987
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85987
show them how strong you are by powering up this time with a real dice roll
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dice+1d10
>>85987
Justice Suck seduces the Wastleland Paladins converting them to her side.
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>>86007
Bruh...
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>85987
>Justice Suck seduces the Wastleland Paladins converting them to her side.
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>>86007
You couldn't find one. why would a broom be out here you silly billy.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86064
Time for lunch!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86064
Make believe you have a broom in your hands, and proceed to look like a retard in front of the paladins
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86064
Justice Suck seduces the Wastleland Paladins converting them to her side.
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>>86064
Make sure Suck and Fuck are okay and not being brutally thrashed by those Paladins maiming the bun.
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>>86081
Lunch break in progress
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86140
Seductively wink at Suck, winning her affections, making Fuck fuming with rage
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86140
Weeaboo mutants incomming
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86140
Everyone loves your food and hears your quest to find the best ingredients for the best meal
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86140
Hey
WE'RE MISSING A MEATBALL
WHO TOOK MY MEATBALL?!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>86140
Ask paladin to join our party.
Also, how is skeleton pope?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86140
Whats the bun eating?
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>>86140
Can Justice Duck even eat, the food would burn.
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>>86166
Different timeline i think
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86140
Check on Suck Fuck.
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>>86157
"A Noble goal indeed!"
"We wish you luck" said the paladins
"YOUR FOOD SUCKS" yelled Justice Fuck form the paok bun
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86209
They kill him
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>86209
Who cooked Poak Bun anyway?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86209
Attempt to cook the poak bun with Justice Fuck still in it.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86209
Make delightful Russian pancakes for Justice fuck, but lace them with a slow acting poison that will kill him in 2 panels
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>>86238
"HAH! TRYING TO BRIBE ME AREN'T YOU?! WELL TO BAD! YOUR FOOD STILL SUCKS AND YOUR JUSTICE STILL BLOWS"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86279
"WELL YOUR MOM BLOWS ME AT NIGHT!"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>86279
Rude
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>86279
Ooooone guuuunnn is shot at Dick Justice
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>>86304
"HAH! THERE'S NOTHING RUDE ABOUT THE TRUTH! YOU SEE, THERE NO TRUE JUSTICE! THE ONLY JUSTICE IS THE ONE YOU TAKE FOR YOURSELF! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE! ONLY I GET TO SUCCEED, THEY CALL ALL GO DIE---HRRRKkkk....."
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
Justice Fuck summons a stand via shooting himself.Luck stat kicked in
>>86346
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>>86346
That was only one panel >:(
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>>86346
Poak bun ate my image
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>>86360
Noo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYP-nrqyztk
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86360
Only one enemy to go. Unless Justice Suck still wants to fight.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>86346
"WELL THERE'S NOTHING RUDE ABOUT THE FAG THAT YOU'RE GAY!"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86360
His head comes off
Conclude he's merely pretending
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>>86360
Suck revives him with the power of love. The whole event leaves him greatly humbled, and the two of them retire together to live happily ever after.
Then everything changes when theFire Nationof raiders attack.
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>>86390
Wonder why Justice Suck's crying so hard though. Dude's clearly just pretending
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86442
Poak Bun looks hungry again
>>
>>86442
It's revealed he was actually a robot, designed to eliminate cooking.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86442
Justice
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86458
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86442
nurse him back to health with nutritious wasteland food
This is the justice we strive for
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>86442
Dance on his corpse
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86442
Just kinda screw it back on or something. That'll fix it.
>>
>>86454
Right, got more pressing amtters to attend to
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86501
GIGA JUSTICE BITE
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>86501
Onnnnnneee puuuuunnnccchhhh
>>
>>86501
Drop the disguise! This is a job for Bugman of JUSTICE!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
One punch turns it into good american cooking.What's america?
>>86501
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86501
Oh shit, use the power of friendship to finish it off.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>86501
Power up , its a buff from lunch
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86501
Its time to reveal justice hero for the show down and fire a heroic laser punch cooler than the one earlier
>>
>>86516
Yes, this punch will decide it!
Roll 2d100
First roll is to get picked, second is for results
0-9: Disaster
10-69: Sacrifice
70-100: Great Success
>>
Rolled 76, 53 = 129 (2d100)
>>86574
FOR JUSTICE
>>
>>86574
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL REVIVE, WE'RE DRIVEN BY THE NEED TO COOK.
>>
Rolled 40, 76 = 116 (2d100)
>>86574
>>
Rolled 35, 41 = 76 (2d100)
>>86574
SUCCCESSS
>>
Rolled 72, 63 = 135 (2d100)
>>86574
>>
Rolled 68, 56 = 124 (2d100)
>>86574
>>
Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)
>>86574
>>
Rolled 65, 60 = 125 (2d100)
>>86574
ROLL
>>
Rolled 98, 61 = 159 (2d100)
>>86574
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Rolled 8, 98 = 106 (2d100)
>>86574
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
Rolled 87, 41 = 128 (2d100)
>>86574
GREAT JUSTICE
>>
Rolled 50, 36 = 86 (2d100)
>>86592
Aw fuck, we can't die.
>>
>>86613
RIP
>>
>>86616
Awe
>>
>>86613
With one final attack. DICK JUSTICE threw his finalpucn into the monstrous poak bun. It succeeded in destroying the abomination, but the energy released was too much for Dick Justice to handle and he died in the blast. Sacrificing himself for justice and the peace of the Wasteland. This is what it means to be a Peacekeeper and an ally of Justice.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>86680
F
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>86680
A successor is needed.
But who?
Why not pick that paladin over there?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86680
Justice Dick takes his place even thonJustice Duck did more work.
>>
>>86680
No... mah hart
Mah sole
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>86680
Roll 90 or higher to revive
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86680
Justice Suck proceeds to SUCC Justice Duck until he gains sentience and is able to speak
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>86680
Spinoff of Justice Fuck and Justice Suck's poak bun-conceived kid with a melee stat focus when
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86680
THAT MUTANT CHILD OF THE CHEF IS OUR SUCCESSOR
HE SHALL CARRY ON OUR GOURMET NAME
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>86713
THIS
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>>86687
Respects are paid. Such is life in the wasteland.
Anyway, time to choose again
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>86708
rawlin
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86729
PILOT LOCK IN
>>
>>86729
PALADIN LOCK IN
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86729
Mystery box
>>
>>86746
There is no such thing, stop looking for that
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86729 negrobot lock in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86729
Necropaladin lock in
>>
>>86750
forgot the dice roll
>>
>>86763
PALADIN
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86763
Mystery box
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86763
Top right mystery box lock in
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86763
THE BOX, it has my desires.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86763
mystery box, and then the mystery box after that. We know there was another one, we saw it.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86763
Top right box AAAAAA
>>
>>86763
Raiders are hype
>>
>>86792
fsssh yeah well wahtever
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86807
Mutant son lockin
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>86807
Spaceman lock in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86807
paladin, then mystery box for paladins
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>86807
Weeaboo Spaceman lock in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86807
There's another one, isn't there?
I bet there is. I'm sure of it.
I mean, if there isn't, I'll settle for SPACEMEN LOCK IN, but otherwise, gimmie that other mystery box.
>>
>>86807
Time-travelling spaceman lock-in
>>
>>86824
Even so, which faction would the mutant so go to? If mutant then he'll become just like his father or something else in the mutant menu. If peacekeeper then he can become Bugman 2
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>86807
Space boi
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>86857
THE GOURMET CHEF FACTION
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86857
He's peacekeeper
>>
>>86857
still rolling for neqrobots
>>
>>86857
Bugman 2
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86857
Let's check out those spacemen. He can succeed Bugman in spirit.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>86857
bugman 2
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>86857
MYSTERY BOX
All option.s
>>
>>86886
Ya sure about that m8, if you do this then Bugman 2 will become a reality.
Or you could not choose the mutant son and make a new character entirely
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>86932
SPACEMAN LET'S GO
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>86932
BUGMAN 2
>>
>>86932
BOX.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>86932
Bugman 2
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>86932
BUGMAN 2 LOCK IN
HE'S USING JUSTICE FUCK'S HELMET, TOO
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>86970
Everytime
>>
>>86970
You need to say where it is and roll dice
>>
>>86951
Ah yes, the spacemen. Supposedly warriors from space that crash landed on this planet
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87001
Mark, lock in. No take backsies
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87001
Bugman 2 lock in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87001
nigga thats a woham
anyways lets be MARK
he sounds like a cool guy
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87001
Where's Spress' option?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>87001
bottom right mustardy box lock in
>>
>>87022
Silly anon, there is no Bugman 2 here. only the Space Marine. And Mark, he's a dick.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87054
Anon punches mystery box in bottom right
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87054
MARK MARK MARK
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87054
Mystery box is a mimic!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87054
BIX
BOX
BOX
BOX
BOX
BOX
MYSTERY BOX NIGGA
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87054
bottom right mystery box pls
>>
>>87071
And so anon reveals the secret character
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87113
Im all on the Tyrone train. Lock in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87113
MARK BRAH MARK
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87113
Nameless Rank and File Space marine
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87113
tyrone lock in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>87113
FUCK EVERYTHING, WE TYRONE NOW!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87054
the box the box
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>87149
SHIT. Re-reolling
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87113
Flying marine
>>
>>87145
Aight.
You're a Space Marine of the United Human Empire. Your squad crash landed on this world during a scuffle with some hostiles, your mission is to find parts to fix your ship and get back into space. Or fix the tracking beacon to call for help
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87294
fuck, we only brought the tracking bacon
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87294
Immediately kill yourself
Go back and select Bugman2
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87294
All you have is tracking bacon. Tastey, but not helpful
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87294
Eat dirt. Looks like a delicacy
>>
>>87311
And you are Immediately smacked by another space marine.
"Gonna take the quick way out ya pussy?"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>87347
Shut up Tyrone
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87347
Yes, because we're actually a girl
time to introduce waifus to the game
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87347
Yes
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87347
Fuck you Mark
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>87347
No. Start eating dirt.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87347
You complain because you want to be hooked up to a dreadnaught
>>
>>
>>87364
"The fuck are you talking about you homo"
"What's going on?"
"This fag says he's a girl"
"what"
"I know right? What a homo"
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>87409
It's true though, take off your helmet
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87409
We need to do something cool so we can be named characters and not die.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87409
take off armor to revealwe are a man after all, made you look, fags
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>87409
Remove helmet as proof
>>
>>87433
Fuck, and now it's too late; partly because posting is slow as hell. 4chan must be using /dev/random instead of /dev/urandom for dice rolls.
>>
>>87420
Setting matters of determining your gender aside, that is indeed a good point. now what should you do...
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87448
Check your dogtag, samantha
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87448
Name yourself "Dick"
because you aren't Mark and you're a girl so it'll be funny
LOCK IN
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87448
Start taking orders from a mysterious flying skull (which may or may not be a hallucination).
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>87448
reveal gender
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87448
Seduce mutants
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87448
Remove your helmet to reveal a girl with neck-length white hair, and instantly realise you're waifu material and quickly put the helmet back on to hide the disgusting shame of it all, then pretend nothing happened and go back about things with no reference to this ever again.
>>
>>87468
"You're not a girl you fag, no matter how much you delude yourself into thinking so!" yelled Mark.
What a dick.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87496
Join that feminist sect to disprove them.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87496
Shoot Mark in the head because he's a dick
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87496
Tits or gtfo
>>
>>87515
"We're not on Space Station #596321 you fucking retarded cuck. We're on some shitty wasteland planet that was devestated by some unknown catastrophe before they could even get into space, so the feminist sect isn't even here you dumbass."
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87566
fuck it
just take off your helmet so you can prove them all wrong
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87566
Remove helmet, remove marks helmet, kiss mark.
fucking do it, either we're a girl so we're right, or we're a fag and he's right.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>87566
Tyrone shows Mark photos of himself fucking his wife, cucking Mark
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>87566
Blame the patriarchy and post on the web a harrasment claim.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87597
Yikes.
>>
>>87590
"Come on you lazy fucks, time to get this mission underwa--THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87620
Mark! Thats my mom!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87620
fuck mark
>>
>>87632
"No I'm not you crazy fuck. Get back to work"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87650
Get back to work, also keep your helmet off
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87650
Get up, don't put helmet on,
reveal that you are infact a decent-looking girl.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87650
Run into the wasteland screaming
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87650
Remove helm to reveal feminine features.You're just a bishonen,fag
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87650
reveal gender
>>
>>87687
"You idiot, under your helmet is another helmet"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>87721
Well shit, let's go on an adventure to get some parts and a name along the way.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>87721
Fucking who cares what your gender is (it's the same as your biological sex anyway). Just gather your crew and go massacre the nearby mutant city; they might have the loot you need.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>87721
take off that helmet too
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>87721
remove that helmetyou have a mask on
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87721
How far does the rabbit hole go?
Keep removing your helmets.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>87721
Remove many layers of helmets until your head is very small
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>87721
REMOVE ALL HELMETS
REVEAL YOU ARE INFACT A BASIC ROBOTIC ENDOSKELETIC UNDERNEATH
YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO LEARN THIS INFORMATION AND ARE NOW A ROGUE AMONG THE SPACE MARINES, ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIFE NOW!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87791
Great, now that we know we won't run out of helmets, we have a city of mutants to murder and loot.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>87791
The ship sinks from the weight of the helmets
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87791
They explode
>>
>>87806
Ah yes, of course.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>87840
shoot helmets at the city
>>
>>87840
Take off all your helmets trapping them in the building
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>87840
Shoot the lighthouse's light and rush in the base
>>
>>87840
Combine your helmets into a massive projectile and fire it
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>87840
walk into the city and throw helmet after helmet at every damn mutant you see
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>87840
Run them over with your dreadnought
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>87906
You found a part!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87906
Rush into the base and remove infinite helmets rapidly decompressing the base causing it to explode
>>
>>87911
What luck. You canuse this to repair the beacon
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87952
CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS, NIGGA
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>87952
Do so
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>87952
Use repaired bacon
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>87952
Activate the mutant city's self destruct mechanism for shits n' grins
>>
>>87962
You called the other stranded marines in to finish off the mutants
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88013
Try to fuck them
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>88013
Loot everything
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88013
the marines start up the mutants accidentally instead
>>
>>88030
You got:
- 10 metal that can be used to repair and fortify your crashed ship
- Another part to use in the beacon repair
>>
I miss dick justice still
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>88068
REPAIR THE FUCHING BACON
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88068
Integrate beacon with armour.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88068
repair the beacon with metal, upgrade the car with the part
>>
>>88086
And so you did. With its current state you can't call in the space marines...in space to get you and your squad outta this planet yet. But you can now call your squad from anywhere.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88125
alright, call them queers
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88125
level up, we deserve it
>>
>>88145
Choose your skill upgrade
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Nickname yourself "Radio head". You won't be dyeing anytime soon.
>>88184
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88184
Dump in charm.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88184
Respec entire skill points into healing
>>
>>88184
5 to guns skill as well as the rename
>>
>>88190
You are now called Radio Head
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88184
Change repair to "nice hair"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88214
2 points in repair, 1 in everything else
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
Dump all into Lactose-kinesis
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>88214
All points into Cute
we're a girl afterall
>>
>>88227
Well that's done.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>88248
suddenly, a MUTANT BOSS
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88248
Oooooh shit Mutant Son is here!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88248
You find a flaming duck.
Record this into your log.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88316
say hi
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88316
He uses One Punch, KOs half your unit
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88316
PURGE MUTANT SONnah just indoctrinate him into your ranks
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88316
WE NEED SMALL PARTS MUTANT CHILD, WHERE IS THE CLOSEST JUNKYARD
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88295
I like this idea, rolling
>>
>>88332
Sadly, you were part of that half.
youa re now unconcious
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88357
You're now over a pit of toxic sludge with mutant cultists chanting
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88357
think in reverse
your team is now OK
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88357
You wake up, seeing your arm missing... and being chewed on in an overly nice restaurant
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88438
Fug
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88438
Punch self in face using the arm that's still attached to you
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88438
You see a framed Bugman suit
You feel like stealing it.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88438
It was just the armor part though
>>
>>88453
Good news is the armor is stlil impenetrable and impervious to the natives' weapons and..teeth. Can't say the same about the joints though/
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>88491
Just a flesh wound, right?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88491
Punch mutant in the head
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88491
Grab the mutant and your arm, then eat them both
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>88491
Cut the horn off the native's forehead and attach it to your helmet.
>>
>>88509
Oh yes. New technology allows Space Marine to regrow lost limbs. It's all the rage right now.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88586
Kill thay little shit
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88586
Test your new arm by punching that damn mutant and taking back your old arm.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88586
Becme sexually attracted to arm
>>
>>88586
I guess the 51 points in healing was worth something, after all! I honestly thought that was a useless skill for fags
>>
>>88610
Get back in the story Mark
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88622
Reattach arm to your leg
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88622
Mutant Son comes back
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88622
hip hap and hop the fuck outta there
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Used the new arm too soon resulting in a permanent loss of limb
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88622
Cut the horn off the native's forehead and attach it to your helmet.
>>
>>88631
Nnnnope, doesn't work, this thing is busted
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>88650
Tear off other arm to match
>>
>>88680
Turns out you can only regrow your right arm
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>88680
You are one beefy fucker
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>88680
MUSCLES
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88714
Somehow this causes you to level up
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88714
Time to punch back
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88714
NICKNAME AND SLEEVELESS TO DIFFER OURSELVES? We can't die now, we are a unique individual.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88714
Blast everyone in the restaurant
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>88714
Cut the horn off the native's forehead and attach it to your helmet.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88760
PUNCH EVERYONE TO DEATH
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88760
Find Mutant Son
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88760
Suddenly the horn embues demonic power into you
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>88760
Become a Zaku
>>
>>88774
Oh there he is
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>88812
He throws a kitchen knife at youit's super effective
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88812
He kills you
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88812
Ram him in the ass with your helmet horn and then ask him to apologize
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>88812
Exchange furies of blows of the fist variety
>>
>>88830
Probably should have re-equipped the arm armor
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88857
Stab knife deeper to intimidate him
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>88857
Cook your arm.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88857
Mutant Son runs away to his Mech while you try to dislodge the knife
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88857
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>88857
Flex it out to return it
>>
>>88867
Amazing plan
>>
>>86046
Does that book say simon?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88899
Brain Damage Dad appears with butcher knife
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88899
This just bleeds you out more, you lose the ability to regrow your arm back
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>88899
What the fuck happened to his horn
>>
>>88904
[confused growling]
>>88932
It fell off, it's not like it was properly attatched or anything
>>
>>88948
Ask him why he wears the mask.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>88948
Engage mutant Dad in knife fight using the ktichen knife
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>88948
Father son combo!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88948
Try to use your healing powers to grow a second dick
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>88948
WAIT
you wouldn't kill a man with an empty stomach can you?
>>
>>88971
Now roll 2d100 for the results of this encounter
Second dice is how this would turn out
0-9: Terrible for you
10-49: Terrible for both of you
50-89: Good for you
90-100: Great for you
>>
Rolled 51, 92 = 143 (2d100)
>>89032
>>
>>89032
terrible for u?
>>
Rolled 100, 75 = 175 (2d100)
>>89032
>>
Rolled 5, 31 = 36 (2d100)
>>89032
>>
>>89040
NOBODY ROLL AND WE'VE ALREADY WON LETS LEAVE IT HERE
>>
Rolled 32, 28 = 60 (2d100)
SPESS MARINES
>>
Rolled 13, 75 = 88 (2d100)
>>89032
>>
Rolled 74, 95 = 169 (2d100)
>>89032
Activate your outermost helmet's self-destruct function
>>
>>89047
Well fug
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>>89047
>This luck didn't appear to prevent sacrifice
Damn you luck.
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>>89060
Damn nigga, a mighty good 2nd place there. Oh well.
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>>89072
With that role sacrifice would still happen
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>>89047
Fortunately for you, your squad picked up your signal and busted in just in time to gun down the mutant family. Now they're shot to bits.
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>>89091
True but it still hurts. Greatest Peacekeeper there was.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89105
Loot everything
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89105
You win! Sorta. Save Game
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89105
Now loot. Hopefully we find a space coffee maker this time to replace the ship's broken one.
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>>89112
You got:
- Big mask
- Small mask
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89135
One for your left shoulder and the other for your dick
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89135
Find those figures made by father and son.
What do you feel?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89135
Find the corpses of fallen comrades
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>>89145
On for you, and one for your dick
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89180
Save game
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89180
Whack Mark with your arms
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>89180
Suddenly Paladins burst in through the bar room
"This is our turf, fuckboys"
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>>89197
DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89238
SUDDENLY PEACEKEEPERS JOIN THE PALADINS TOO
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89238
But you are both goodguys. Fighting is bad. Oh look, peacekeepers!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89238
You've done it now
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>>89265
"That's right, calm down guys. You guys killed the mutants, that's good! We're all good! Let's calm down and talk"
>>
Thanks for the great full day of awesome OP
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89301
Form an alliance and gain access to each other's equipment
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>89301
Actually calm down and talk
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89301
"Calm down" and "talk"
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>>89301
Inquire the peacekeepers about the legendary peacekeeper bugman
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>89301
Tea party
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>>89311
Discussion in progress
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89361
Realize peacekeepers and paladins need good ingredients to make a good meal to memorialize Bugman's death
>>
1d10
>>89361
Break the FOURTH wall
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>>89380
[Realization setting in ]
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>89396
Provide them ingredients in exchange for turf
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>>89380
It kind of sucks that we killed the father and son that he helped
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>>89413
You gave them some of your space rations. In exchange, they gave you the mutant restaurant
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89416
I'll roll that for you again, buddy
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>>89433
Turn Mutant Restaurant into Mutant Space Marine base
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89433
we have a base of operations now, lets get a map of the area now
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89433
Become this planet's version of McDonalds and start expanding
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89433
Keep looking for more parts
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>>89452
"Alright, here you go"
You got:
-A map of the area
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>>89479
DUDES N XENOS 3 BASE MANAGEMENT GO
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>89479
Look at map
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89479
You also realise none of you can't cook. Maybe find those closest to Bugman.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89479
Look at the damn map, figure out where some parts may be found
>>
>>89498
OH SHIT
ITS HAPPENIN
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>>89507
I BELIEVE, ANON
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>>89498
You are now in: Map mode.
Look, it's your restaurant/diner/secret base. In the middle of nowhere, Wasteland
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>>89526
ENHANCE
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>89526
Check around for likely parts locations
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89526
Zoom out a bit more
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89526
START SENDING NIGGAS IN BOTH DIRECTION
ALSO BUILD A WATCH TOWER
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89526
Find a flaming duck on it.
>>
>>89548
It also has a flaming duck on it, how did that get there
>>
>>89558
Find dick bugman's "Grave"
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>89558
Add it to your eam
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89597
Send an expedition team with Mark leading the squad to the ship to repair it
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89597
Add flaming duck to the team
>>
>>89597
Converse with duck on grave locations.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89597
Encounter cameo corpse in kitchen
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89597
Awesome. Leave 2 guards at the base and set out to search the ravine betwbetween you and your ship.
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>>89614
[quack]
You assume that's a Yes
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>89649
Okay good...
Now level up
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>89649
zoom out
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>89649
Use translator to ask it on how to create good meals.
nite
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89649
Ask duck where dick justice's grave is so you can pay respects.
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>>89657
Team sent.
You now have 3 Space Marines back at base
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89689
scroll left
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89689
Outfit flaming duck with armor
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89689
Suck justice enters
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89689
How many space marines does the duck count as?
>>
>>89705
1 duck
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>>89718
Whoops, forgot image
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>89749
exit map mode
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>89749
Spaceman repair ship and leave us behind.
>>
>>89766
Now you'll just need to wait
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89812
don't be lazy
you've got a restaurant to run
while you've been managing, a line of customers has appeared
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89812
Super Saiyan two headed deer busts into the base
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89812
Hunt for animals
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89812
Radio team to find out if they died in the pit halfway to the ship
>>
>>89830
Huh, that is indeed, a line of customers
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89870
Encounter cameo corpse in kitchen
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>89870
explore the restaurant for any interesting stuff
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89870
Ignore them, food is for turbonerds
>>
>>89892
Exploring
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>89924
Find Mutant Dad's giant mech under the restaurant
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>89924
Find something interesting
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>89924
You find a mammoth perfectly preserved in ice
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>89924
You discover a secret raider base
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>89924
Flaming Duck seems to have picked up a scent. You decide to follow it
>>
>>89933
So this the modelling the mutant father and son have been doing
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>89989
drive it
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>89989
Suddenly pick up on your sensors a giant meteor from space is going to crash and destroy ALL of the wasteland if YOU don't stop it
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89989
check mech for beacon parts
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>89989
Honor their memory by using the badass mech
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>89989
Destroy it.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>89989
Pilot it
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>>90003
Hmmm, yes, lotsa good stuff in here
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>90034
rampage the wasteland with your new mech
>>
>>90034
It powers up and you get strapped to the pilot seat
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90034
Mecha suddenly activates
>>
>>90034
Destroy it.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90034
NAME THE MECH 'BUGMAN 2'
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90034
use good stuff for flaming duck armor
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>90068
Bloodthirst mode turns on
>>
>>90068
suck its giant robot dick
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>90068
TEST DRIVE
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90068
Go and meet up with your comrades.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90068
radio team for backup, but you dont get an answer
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90079
oops forgot roll
>>
>>90086
Wuh oh, maybe something bad happened
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>90106
Use the launching bay and go help them
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90084
Reroll
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90106
Go to their rescue piloting the Mecha-Mutant Chef
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90106
turns out you just forgot to power the radio on
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>90068
Press button in your hand
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>>90117
Oh right, whoops.
"HEY FAGGOT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU FOR LAST 20 MINUTES! THE SHIP MIGHT BE FIXED, ANY LUCK FIXING THE BEACON?"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>90106
Name the mecha 'BUGMAN 2', and pilot it towards base.
suggest to your comrades you make the machine space-fairable, as opposed to just repairing the spaceship you've already got.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90142
Your thumb accidentally slips and hits the button blasting you off
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>90142
No, but we got a giant robot
>>
>>90154
"THE NATIVES HERE BUILT A GIANT ROBOT? YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST ACTUALLY HIGH?"
>>
>>90164
"OH FUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU EVEN FORGOT THE IMAGE"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90176
Both of those things are true, actually
As in, you're high but they did really build a robot
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>90164
It's an abandoned robot from the pre war era.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90164
Robot recognizes helmets of mutant father and son, enters rage mode
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90176
Ignore him and pilot it towards base, if he sees it he will believe it.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>90176
It's true
HIT THE LAUNCH BUTTON TO SHOW THEM
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>>90193
You hit the launch button. You are launched out of the robot
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90210
It actually didn't launch you, it just held you in place while the robot launched downwards. Relativity and all that
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>90210
how anti-climatic
activate the parachutes so you don't die
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90210
you break your neck on the ceiling
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90210
Luckily it has parachute and parachute towards your comrades
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90210
fall conveniently right back into the seat
>>
>>90228
"YOU FUCKING DUMBASSSSSSsss....." Mark's voice over the radio trails off as you die.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>90210
appreciate op´s 90210 get
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>90251
Wake up 10 years later from a coma
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>90251
NEW CHARACTER CREATION GO
>>
>>90257
10 YEARS LATER
"Ah good, you're finally awake. Time for breakfast"
And since you left the wasteland planet by now. The adventures of the Spacemen in the Wasteland has ended.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90289
credits roll
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>90289
Character select, pick Necrobot
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90289
shoot a hole in the side of the ship and kill everybody inside of it
>>
>>90294
The credits rolled. Anyway, load char creation screen
again
again
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>90312
NEGROBOT LOCK IN
>>
Since we all saw this already, no mystery boxes this time
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>90312
The Character should be a literal Bug-man.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>90312
MYSTERY BOX GO
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>90312
pick mutants and lock on
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>90322
Pick Surprise Square
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>90322
Necrobot
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90322
Mutant
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>90322
FLAMING DUCK MAN
LOCK IN
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90351
Surprise Square and lock on
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90351
mystery box lock in
>>
>>90351
Question mark quadrilateral.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>90351
Mystery box
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90351
MYSTERY BOX
LOCKIN
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>90351
MYSTERYYY bOX
>>
>>90357
ka tonk
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>90366
infiltrator LOCK IN
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90366
Infiltrator and lock on
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90366
Assassin lock in
da edgiest
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>90366
Infiltrator, lock in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>90366
I CHOOSE THE LOLI NECRO
LOCK IN
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>>90373
Ah yes. You are a Necrobot Infiltrator. The Necrobots are possibly the most technologically advanced faction in the wasteland. Spacemen doesn't count. As they were originally scientists and doctors and verious bunch of other nerds studying the old world. Shenanigans happened and they managed to salvage a shitload of old world tech plus documents on Necromancy. But since none of them were wizards they used technology to replicate that shit instead. Thus Cybernecromancy was born. The necrobots believe this is the true way to immortality and wants to share this with everybody, whether they like it or not.
Your role as an infiltrator will be to blend in with various settlements and spreading the good word. Watch out for the paladins though.
Anyway, that's it for now, to be continued and blah blah blahUpdates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>90426
paladin pls
you can't run a third thread?
>>
>>90426
thanks good thread
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>>90436
I'm still awake but then I got something to do later that requires me to leave the house so i can't stay for long
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>>90445
aw shit
thanks for the thread
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>>90445
The quest is great!
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