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simply say join to reserve a slot
once 4 players have joined entrance is restricted
i will try to update as fast as my little hands can draw
>>836160
also once you join try to keep the window open to maintain your ID.... so no phonefags allowed
please use thicker lines
>>836166
fuk u n ur discrimination fag i hope a dog eats ur dik m80
>>836229
welcome
>>836239
just for you
>>836265
if you're not playing please do not post
>>836278
join
>>836374
sorry about the late update
>>836460
I'll join as Green
>>836480
:)
>>836486
lol
Ill be yellow because everyone fucking hates the color yellow, and I do too.
>>836491
and just like that we are ready to begin!
but as the name says, nothing has planned out at all besides the setting of a dungeon, so bear with me
additional players will now be ignored
>>836499
And now, henceforth, this will be the most confusing shit-storm of a game ever.
hell yeah lets go
>>836229
>>836374
>>836480
>>836491
Our journey begins in the estate of a Purple Manne, Esquire. He has summoned the presence of the brave sir knights, as the kingdom's defenses grow meager and the peasant's spirits dull. You stand outside the grand door of the keep, as is clearly illustrated.
>>836551
I steal the green shirt off my ally
>>836551
"Halt," barks the wall's guard, "Who goes there!"
>>836559
You mean you're not wearing body paint like I am?
>>836559
I take the yellow shirt from the thief.
I hate yellow but he can't just do that yknow
>>836568
fuck you thats who
>>836568
Let us in faggot
>>836568
The guard is silenced with shock, as he realizes these are the brave knights of fame, fortitude, and notoriety, >>836559 and because one of them is attempting to strip his ally
>>836574
"My humblest apologies, sir knight! I will inform the gatekeeper immediately!"
>>836568
We have come for your Purple Man, Helmet man
haha sick
>>836585
Let us in so we can talk to this purple man...........(and maybe rob him blind also)
>>836581
>>836587
The rattling of chains chimes out as the portcullis lifts.
everybody run in there im red im the leader go go go
>>836613
WE COME FOR PUPPLE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>836625
There is never a bad time to assert dominance as leader
>>836613
>>836617
>>836626
The group is escorted into his lordship's chamber /all at the same time/ via a humble wench, who swiftly exits. Lord Manne looks mildly impatient.
"I am to assume you know why I have summoned you, knights?"
get 5 rat tails from the dungeon right
>>836647
WHY ARE YOU SO TALL AND FAT! THIS MAKES NO SENSE, YOUR STILL A HUMAN LIKE US!
>>836657
DO NOT DISRESPECT THE KING YOU FUCK
>>836661
HOW DO I KNOW HE'S NOT A MONSTER, NORMAL PEOPLE DONT GET THAT BIG! WAKE UP YOU FOOL!
>>836647
I immediately exit in search of the wench
>>836647
bicentennial royal orgy?
>>836663
THE KING GETS THAT BIG YOU DUMBASS THATS WHY HES THE KING
>>836672
YOU FOOL! THIS IS CLEARLY A PLOT OF THE GIANTS TO MAKE US NORMAL FOLK TO BELIEVE BIG=KINGS!
Guys it's not about size, it's all about how you use it.
>>836656
>>836657
The Lord sighs... time to get out the projector, it's movie time. Popcorn is readily provided, and stored in Ye Olde Provisional Taclet.
>>836668
Begin Sir Yellowe's Search for the Waifu: Subplot Extravaganza
>>836695
Damn I didn't bring my popcorn
op update or going to bed
>>836695
30 years in the past, when the king was but a boy, and his beard was but a mustache, his father ruled over the realm. Under his rule the world was peaceful, the birds sang and the children played hackey sack.
>>836715
im going as fast as i can!
>>836695
Is waifu still around or do I have to search?
>>836724
That was until one day, when a great beast threatened the kingdom and it's residents.
o shit
>>836746
In an attempt to save his land, the king summoned a brave group of heroes three to thwart the beast.
ill do it faster
>>836775
>>836757
The beast went on a killing spree that day and lays dormant in the mountain to the west, still.
>>836780
fuck off red
No seriously fuck off, do your own thing.
>>836785
"...Which is why I have summoned you, to kill the monster and avenge my father. As well as learning from his mistakes by adding another hero. Any questions?"
>>836803
So... no orgy?
>>836792
it was joke but whatever
>>836803
"..."
>>836813
Don't go, second-in-command Red, we all love you!
Meanwhile on WenchQuest
>>836847
***
>>836860
Hey baby, I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
PEDANTRY ASIDE, the king exalts the party into the real world. Another day will the wench remain pure. Your quest is set out for you and it is certainly easier said than done. Despite being experienced knights, you've neglected to pack anything but the colour coded clothing on your backs.
>>836888
watch where you point those things
Can I be a monster in the quest?
>>836888
also, fucking checked, wow
>>836905
Sally forth, my party!
I'm pretty sure west is that-a-way *points north-by-northeast*
>>836905
Ill see you again soon, my sweets
>>836908
Begin Rat Quest VI: The Quest for even more Subplots
>>836938
The rat dies of pneumonia. You lose!
Green Guy? Red Guy? Are you still here?
Rolled 4 (1d6)
I beeline for the mountain,
rolling for number of trees walked into within the next 10 minutes.
>>836956
Yes, as luck would have it, exhastion has taken your poor comrade 「」. As for Green Guy, it would appear he has fallen victim to a mind numbing virus strain and has been reduced into an AFKoma. They will be missed (until they come back to the game maybe.)
Rolled 4565 (1d10000)
>>836976
Roll to wake up from AFKoma.
>>836976
Take their shirts. They are mine now.
>>836969
You walk directly past various other sidequests and subplots such as collecting pieces of a comet for a blacksmith to forge into the ultimate sword, and straight into 1 out of 4 predestined trees in your path.
>>836986
Remember that green guy is player 3 (yellow)
And you are player 4 (green)
>>836991
MUHAHAHAHA
>>836999
forgot to colour whoops
>>836999
Straight past encounters with wild animals, goblin highwaymen, a wandering nomad with much to tell, and face first into another tree.
>>837001
Wear them ALL
>>837019
This isn't quite going to plan
>>837024
What are you talking about it worked perfectly
>>837019
I stop dead in my tracks to rest. I have defeated many a'foliage today.
>>837044
Hah, you must first defeat my army of trees in my wake
I am unstoppable
Rolled (1d0)
>>837053
Rolling to see how many trees I run into on my way
>>837019
>>837040
You walked past a town being terrorized by bandits, a tower hanted by ghouls, into the arctic realm of spikes and wolves, and right into another tree. This seems like a good place to rest!
>>837024
meant to reply to
>>837020
>>837059
No, IMPOSSIBRU
>>837044
You try to leave town but you're bothered by a pesky blacksmith asking about collecting pieces of a comet for him.
>>837074
Plebe. Doesn't he know I'm a 3-shirt individual?
I can't be bothered to help one-shirters like him.
>>837081
Disregarding the blacksmith's requests with a subtly racist remark, you continue on your journey. Only, you are stopped again by a wild animal. It appears hungry, and more than a little bit unhappy.
sorry about the wait i got terribly side tracked
>>837111
Oh COME ON.
A ZERO shirt?
Keep walking.
The adventure shall be continued tommorow in this very thread the same time at which it started today.... hold on to your shirts folks!
Hello, it's me, oh pee! I hate to keep you waiting for twenty four hours only to leave you with a gainax ending, but unforunately I have to cut the quest short. Thanks to the ~5 people who participated, although fleetingly. All the characters who have made an appearance suddenly die of pneumonia, including the rat's ghost who already died of pneumonia. But on the bright side, that means the beast is slain! The king has been avenged. You won, congratulations. The end.
(Maybe sir Yellowe can finally find love in heaven?)
>>838900
Self check
Also I'm using this image from now on thank you
>>838927
Aww. I was interested. :(
>>838957
Well, shit. My name is still up there.
Yay I won
>>838900
Where do rat ghosts go when they die
>>838989
Limbo, if their decent. Hell if less so. I say this because heaven wants nothing to do with even the nicest rats.
>>839025
Well, what if I wasn't a rat? I could shave my whiskers, lose some weight. I think I'd pass for a scruffy mouse.
>>839068
Maybe, you'd still be a rodent though.
>>839131
Don't know why people have such a problem with limbo in the first place. It's basically the same as real life except without any non-heathens.
>>839177
Or bad people.