Dog

>>834849
I draw my sword to defend myself.

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>>834853
I draw the sword because I am the dog

>>834882
attack the mirror.

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>>834887
the mirror breaks

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Summon your stand to fight the dog.

I give him a kiss.

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>>834892
the stand dies

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>>834898
the kiss is rejected

>>834908
I pat the dog.

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>>834915
the dog accepts the pats

>>834918
``Good dog''

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>>834931
The dog bites you. He hates positive reinforcement

put dog in cage. wait i am dog! let me out of cage.

>>834935
I have become Frodo the nine-fingered. I cast the dog into the fire.

>>834849
are you using my wifi anon o.o

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>>834945
the dog survives. he has a vengeance now

I tell the Dog to check his Straight Canine Privilege.

And then I REEEEEEEEEEEE at him until he submits to my overwhelming cringe.

Wait we made a mistake
We never checked if this dog was a doggo or a pupper

I kick the doggo

Oh no.

It'sHAS SPECIAL NEEDS!
We have to SUPPORT IT SO IT CAN BECOME A FULLY FLEDGED MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
And if we don't do that, we will have to CHECK OUR DOG-PRIVALEDGE!

THIS POST WASN'T MANIPULATED BY THE MINISTERIUM OF CULTURE! AT ALL! NO REALLY, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

I put the doggo on leash.

>>834949
He's still in your house

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>>834956
I tell the dog that he is actually a cat.

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The dog dies of stress

>>836630
I drag the dog's body over to MNQR to raise him as a shade.

>>836630

I become DC's most iconic superhero.

The Dogwelder.

>>836630
Is actually OP. He stopped stealing my wifi. 99.99999999999999999999% sure he is done with dog quest. Which is truly a disappointment but we will have to move on with our lives.

>>836630
Carry the dog with you while you search for God to demand answers, why did it allow dog to die

Pray to kek and then burn the doggos corpse