Motzy is standing in her room, totally not waiting for a plot important event to happen.
What should she do?
>>818956
Ordering some lewd lingeries.
>>818956
Investigate the power fist on the wall.
>>819008
Supporting.
Something pink and lacy...
Git nekkid.
>>819231
>>819552
>>819587
Th-the ga-AH-AHUntlet wAHs a g-gift fff-rom M-M-Motzy's boyfriAAAHHH
>>819008
>>819445
Motzy's Internet is out
>>819823
>implying OP actually delivered
anyway, let's punch something with our iron fist. That cactus is looking a little too full of himself, let's lay him out.
no it's me posting
>>819880
Motzy goes to punch the cactus.
It begs you to stop.
>>820087
Suffer no prickly plant. Show it no mercy.
>>820087
Stop. The cactus is a cutie, you don't hurt the cutie
>>820087
Talk to the cactus. Give it a fair trial.
>>820125
>>820133
Motzy stops and asks the cactus why she must stop.
The cactus says while motzy was shlicking a bunch of strange men went running around and brainwashed people, sort like jehova's witness or mormons.
She also says they saw you shlick.
>>820300
Your secret must not be revealed. Recruit cactus-chan into your party and go to defeat those strange men
>>820300
Oh shit, we gotta go punch those fuckers.
>>820339
>>820504
Motzy takes cactus-chan and they set out to wreck the mystery men.
No one will be spared.
(gotto go for a sec. update when i get back :^D )
>>820684
Look for clues, surely those freaks left some incriminating evidence of having their free show at your expense
>>820748
Seconded
>>820684
Tear off that door and use it as a shield.
>>820748
>>820784
Motzy doesn't have to look hard.
"You there! Stop! You have committed crimes!
You're now a Criminal!"
"Can you make him shut up please."
>>820886
That costed Motzy $1000 dollars! She'll be pissed if it got ruined!
>>821044
Commit the crime of murder.
>>821044
Use your fists of justice and cartoonish violence against the guy until he talks about their evil plan
>>821086
With swift movement Motzy kills the Mystery Man.
It's good.
>>821093
>beat info out of him
oops...
>>821190
Check his body for loot/info. Also gain EXP if applicable.
>>821224
Seconded, maybe he has a member ID or a paper that says SEKRET PLAN
>>821190
Experience gained.
Motzy saw all the wonders of the universe...
>>821290
And couldn't care less.
She got $50 and SEKRET PLAN
>>821356
Examine SEKRET PLAN
>>821356
Look for spelling errors in the SEKRET PLAN, highlight them, and grade accordingly.
>>821398
>>821979
Motzy reads the, er, Sekret plan?
Out of the 3 years of teaching english to 6th graders Motzy has concluded that the BBEG is illiterate as fuck.
>>823065
Eat the plan to get it's secrets
>>823077
The only thing that Motzy learned is how crayon, paper, and stupidity tastes.
>>823092
Look for another goon to interrogate.
>>823098
Correction:
Look for ALL THE GOONS
>>823092
Ask cactus-chan for advice
>>823092
Get a boob job. Superheroines always have massive norks.
>>823092
Lock your fucking door before going on an adventure with a cactus.
Also take your coat and purse with you.
>>823098
Motzy located and is ready to interrogate
"I WILL NEVER TELL YOU ANYTHING!"
Well shit
>>823845
"Punch 'em right in the jewels! That'll get 'em to talk!"
Should Motzy do it?
>>824960
She's contempt with her b-cup size
>>825052
What are you gay?
>>825486
Sure, a cactus has never given me a bad advice. But be "gentle", you don't want his jewels to explode and kill him like with the previous guy
>>825486
>contempt with her b-cup size
Exactly.
Now shove some plastic in em. It'll help with her morale.
>>825815
Okay. Motzy removes the glove and proceeds to for the mook's manhood back into his body.
She demands information about the his group's goal.
"my boss wants us to brainwash people and force them to help him taking over the world."
She also asks about the 5 chicks from the doodle.
"They're our admins. we got our or-"
>>825989
Fuck!
>>826017
Throw his lifeless body at the sniper with all our might!
>>826017
>"SON OF BITCH! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?"
"Say goodnight bitch."
>>826130
"Goodnight!"
Cactus-chan has killed the sniper.
>>826185
Cactus-chan now has some wicked ass shades.
And huge norks, for some reason. Who knows what those glasses do.
Unfortunately with every solved problem comes a new one.
More goons surround Motzy and Cactus-chan
>>826270
Use cactus as a shield and punch the wizard first.
Op here. I'm at work so I'll update late today. Hopefully thread doesn't autosage
>>826270
RUUUUUUUUN! And don't forget to take cactus-chan with you, she has been a real cool gal with you and saved your life
>>826270
Make a fighting retreat, stealing that guy's gun as you go.
>>826270
>the cactus was a goon sleeper agent
AW FUCK
Well if you can't beat them, join them.
>>826270
>shotgun dude fires
>block with fist ricocheting projectiles back at him
>hurl fist at guy in the tree killing him
>his limp body falls on the dude below him incapacitating him
>cactus-chan slits spaghetti wizards throat with spikey bits
interrogate the only live one to get more info
wooooo