You are the creator of Mop. You don't know how things escalated so quickly.
Mop was supposed to be a fun thread with random things, but instead it...became dark. Very fast.
It's time to begin Act 2.
>>818506
That was quick. Spamming threads?
Become eldritch horror
>>818506
>Attempt to rape your creation
>>818546
I don't know how to even fuck a drawing. What do you want me to do, jam my dick through a computer screen?
>>818523
The author has nothing better to do. It's way better than nothing.
>>818552
Yes, RAVAGE THAT COMPUTER SCREEN
>>818552
Have fun fucking glass and wire
>>818572
The dick pierced through the monitor like a hot knife through butter. The art is so unprofessional, scaling and anatomy has become a myth.
Enough shenanigans, though. Let's pick up where we left off.
Mop has taken his first life directly. He stands tall, a new-found feeling of anger coursing through him. Mop must hunt.
>>818581
Jump on his back and ride your new stead to the nearest orphanage
>>818581
Yesss... kill the orphans
>>818589
Mop sees the author as a threat and stomps on his head repeatedly. The orphanage sounds like a good plan, though.
Orphanage spotted. Time to go in.
>>818597
Fuck the front door, bust through a wall instead
Mop bursts in, ready t-
Fuck. The orphans were prepared.
The orphans merged together with their technology to create Orphanus Prime! It says that it will kick your ass into the ground.
>>818606
Its still made of orphans though, get a lego from the ground since this is an orphanage and have it step on it for critical damage
>>818608
It works! Still standing though. What'll Orphanus Prime do next?
Orphanus Prime use Omnipiss! The crushing force of over two-dozen orphans pissing on Mop is enough the almost crush him!
>>818614
Good thing Mop is obsorbant
>>818619
Mop regained health, and evolved into Mopmega! Orphanus Prime is rendered immobile for the moment.
>>818625
Mop fist!
Mop knocks out Orphanus Prime in one "punch"!
Mop is victorious.
>>818635
Absorb the orhpans biomass into your own to grow in power
>>818647
Mop absorbs Orphanus Prime, and becomes...
MOP: God of Death. The only god in this world of chaos.
It is all over. No-one can defeat Mop now. An era of darkness falls upon the world.
>>818735
God challenges Mop
God has arrived. God has infinite HP. Victory is uncertain.
>>818785
Have sex wih god
>>818794
Mop and God have sweet rough sex on a mound of orphan corpses. Eventually, Mop climaxes and cums in the holy light of God. Both are content, and God slips Mop its number for the future.
>>818823
Somehow this makes icecream
>>818852
Nine months later, this little shit is brought into the world. It can piss ice cream.
What are you going to name it?
>>818901
Meemo
Meemo is hungry.
>>819288
Meemo eats mommy
Mom is angry for you trying to eat her. She also says Meemo is lucky to be her child; otherwise, Meemo would have been zapped to death, Old Testament-style.
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