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Your name is Mop. You have serious issues. What will you do today?
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>>814835
>Attempt to self-terminate. With fire.
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>>814838
Mop has no arms. Only feet.
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>>814838
Hark! Upon searching, Mop found a candle on the table! Now, how should Mop proceed with this discovery?
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Place candle on head.
Our quest is to find when is the night.
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>>814910
After using its tongue as a saliva-covered tentacle, Mop now wears a candle. And good thing, too! Night has fallen!
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>>814925
Night falls fast; this day is in the past.
OK!
Let's find us either a door outside, or the refrigerator.
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>>814935
Mop stands at the front door. There's a letter in the mail slot, for some reason. Mop is sure it leads to the great outdoors.
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>Fuckin' election spam, man. There outta be a law.
Better check the letter. For plot hooks, or something.
Then out, in search of the night.
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>>814965
Mop can't read.
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>>814965
Mop is finally outside! Hopefully there aren't any monsters around. God knows what could happen if Mop runs into a Trump!
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>>814990
We must find our master and mentor, T. Monk.
Um ... go west?
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>>815031
Mop heads west into the wilderness. But...Mop can't shake the feeling that it's being watched...
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>>815051
It's probably a Rolex. Not that they're worth anything these days.
Keep going.
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>>815099
Time passes, and Mop meets a new friend! They seem distressed, though. What do?
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>>815130
He's obviously being menaced by the great emonticon ... menace.
Run around him in circles to chase it away.
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>>815138
All Mop had to do was take a step forward for the emote shitlord to be startled. It curls up in a ball and projectile-farts into the night.
Something about this scene brings tears to Mop's eyes.
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>>815155
Methane gas tears.
OK! We must now find our friend's village, and celebrate to the music of his people.
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>>815177
Taking a look at a trusty map, the village should be close. Hopefully Mop's friend has some great food. And vaporwave.
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>>815193
We know where we going.
TO THE VILLAGE!
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(Slow night tonight. Everyone must be out protesting.)
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>>815299
(Yeah... Welp, at least I have an audience.)
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>>815294
At last, Mop reached the village. It took many hours, but at least Mop made it. The gate is shut, however.
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>>815319
The Emoticons have them scared inside. Light the gate with the candle. That'll save them.
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>>815346
Mop successfully burnt down the gate! And the rest of the village. The screams within are deafening.
There is no god.
Only Mop.
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Mop needs to go to his mother!
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>>818476
Mop proceeds t-
Oh. She was in the fire?
Well then, that bitch be dead.
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>>818488
You wonder why you dont have a penis even tho mom had one
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It's worse than we thought. Emoticon-dude was dating Mop's mother?!
He is pissed and wants revenge.
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Also, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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>>818491
Trip and crush emote dude while lighting him on fire
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Success! Mop trips the enemy!
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Upon tripping, however, Emoticon-dude farts in Mop's face. By God's holy left tit, the smell is worse than a hippo's anus after it shits.
If you didn't know, it fans the shit with it's tail.
Yeah. Worse than that.
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>>818495
Depressed raaaage! Stomp the shit out of him
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Mop no longer knows the meaning of peace. Only violence.
As Emoticon-dude's life flashes before his eyes, he knows the truth.
God is dead.
There is only Mop.
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The story is over for now. Mop now has a taste for blood, and it will take a miracle to end this. Look out for Act 2, /qst/.
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