tumblr Quest 3: Mourning Hillary

>>811067
He grabbed our (long-winded political correct alternative to disgusting human garbage) pussy. RAAAAAAAPEEEEEE!!

Start another slogan "squeeze him by the balls!" One the internet, <you will definitely be the one specific person who gets famous for it and nobody could possibly take that and turn it around on us!>

<Oh so TOTALLY not *gasp* sarcasm!>

Protest the election results. Spread the dangers of the patriarchy

Spread around #FDT in the hope of obtaining Free Donuts Today to assuage your emotional (over)eating.

>>811067
Start the Trans*Humanist Party for Multicultural Progress.

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You log onto tumblr for a long session of dismantling the patriarchy. You begin by posting the catchphrase that will destroy the sexist, misogynist toupee that is Donald Trump. You post a picture of him with the caption "squeeze him by the balls!" a few dozen times. You then follow it up by making a #FDT post saying "FDT, I really need it in my mouth right now." since you could really go for a donut. Or twenty.

You then wonder how you could possibly protest this rigged election, an example of the patriarchy rules over all with an iron fist. After thinking, you realize there's only one true way to overturn the patriarchy. Beat them in the elections. You'll form the Trans*Humanist Party for Multicultural Progress, and then you'll make being a cis white male illegal.

You dash along at a speed of 8 wpm to find out how to form a political party. After some research you find out that you'll need 1345 signatures before the 2018 election for your representative for the House of Congress. Clearly this will be easy, only racist pigs won't want to elect you to power! You grab some pens and form a petition before making a cardboard sign with "Trans*Humanist Party for Multicultural Progress" written on it and sitting on the sidewalk. You're a proud, roaring, womyn who cannot be oppressed by the man!

As you sit on the sidewalk, consuming twelve chicken legs, a loaf of bread, four liters of DIET Coke, and Doritos, you check your tumblr page. You notice your followers have doubled, though the new ones all appear to have been Trump supporters. Well, clearly you made those patriarchal pieces of shit see the light. Or maybe they're Republican-kins. You can't assume anything about them or you're a shitlord after all.

>>812916
Message the Trump supporters and ask them if they've seen the light. Talk about the patriarchy.

>>812916
"We have to stop this man from reaching the White House, and suck out everything he has!"

"There will be no mercy! We're going to take it all from him"

XD oh how I love this quest already.

Donald J Bump.

>>812916
Look at other renowned feminists such as Anita Sarkeesian to inspire your own plans (Not stealing their plans, it is for the natural conclusion of Patriarchy so you would have eventually thought of this same plan if you were following the social construct of doing things)

>>819453
This, steal Anita's method of operation, anything Donald Trump does is sexually attacking us. When he's calling for unity, he's "trying to bind us together for an easy fucking" and when he talks badly about the media, he's "shoving himself down journalist throats."

>>821308
He wants to build a wall to stop people from escaping his raping of America, there is a critical flaw with his plan, he didn't think about walling off Canada, everyone should go to Canada

LET'S LIGHT THE NEAREST RACIST GOVERNMENT BUILDING ON FIRE FOR BEING RACIST! AND, UH, PATRIARCHY!

I think we should do a false flag attack from Trump supports to help raise awareness of how racist and hateful Trump supports are. I suggest drawing a swastika on our forehead and claiming a Trump supporters held us down and tattooed us.