Young Dragon Quest VII: Swift Updates Edition

Oh hey you aren't kill.

>Remain still and hope everyone stops looking upon thee
Freeze like a rabbit.

>>794205
You art too thicc.

>Humour the humans and try for conversation
Keep it going, bluff that everyone is trapped in there with you until someone agrees to come with you.

>>794205
> humour the humans
Ask what the special is

OP had just enough in em to make the OP and promptly die it seems.

>>794205
You should cut down on snacking on livestock for a bit...

>Request an ale and ask if there's a window you could stick your head through.
>Also ask if there's a wizard in town. Might as well figure out how to use magic to turn ourself into a maiden.

>>797380
>>794205
Supporting booze and wizard finding

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>>794289
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>>797389
Befriendment is a success! Thy tongue is both long and silver, it would seem.

Thou would'st consider the presence of a magician neither likely nor desirable. Wizards frighten thee!

Shalt thou...
>Gather rumours
>Flirt, joke, jape, and jest
>Get drunk (in the morning!)

What art thou to do?

>>802541
>Get drunk (in the morning!)

We will try to portray ourselves as experienced beyond our actual capabilities. Surely someone should be willing to challenge a dragon to a round of drinking.

We have so much body mass it should be an easy thing to do!

Beer isn't flammable even.

>>802541
It lives!
> get drunk
The previous post has convinced me that this is the correct choice.
Also, this board is 98% dead right now.

>>802541

>Flirt, joke, jape, and jest

YUP!

>>802573
Fuck off back to your misery fetish porn, you fucking faggot.

>>802541
You can't call it day drinking if you don't drink all day.

>>802574
D:!

>>802578
Go home!

>>802541
>Flirt, joke, jape, and jest

We'll be the distraction whist the good sir trawls for information.

>>802541
Let's see some drinking dragon get into drunk flirt, joke, jape, and jesting shenanigans

>>802541
Verily >>802721
speaks wisdom.

>>802542
>>802541
I didn't know I wanted then dragon drunken shenanigans until now.

How old do dragons have to be before drinking anyways.

>>802542
>Beer isn't flammable even.
There's a historical pub in a town near where I live famous for the fact that it was saved from a fire by dumping it's beer stores on the blaze.

>>802541
>>Flirt, joke, jape, and jest

>>802541
>Get drunk (in the morning!)

Shit like we're the only doing that. Look at all the other cunts is the pub.

>>802541

I imagine being a dragon who just recently left the nest might not know what getting drunk is...

Accidentally drink too much of the strange drink that was ordered I say!

>>802541
So we gonna drink or what?

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>>802542
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>>806348
Enjoyest thou thy carousing! Youthful and bored faces watch and chat with thee, as Sir Schnepperel slurks about rumour-hunting in the back. He seemeth confident! Well, moreso than the usual.

This drink is most agreeable to thee, and sottedness thou fear'st not.

Shalt thou...
>Carouse some more
>Challenge a burly fellow to a drinking match
>Slink over to thy friend and learn what he hath learned of yet

What art thou to do?

>>811044

There seems to be plenty of ale still left in the "cup". Better to finish it I say! Carouse some more! I'd say challenge a burly fellow to a drinking match, but that risks drinking the fair knight into the poor house!

(On another note, I'm having a bit of trouble understanding what "thither casketed, that is sooth!" means. Anyone able to translate this?)

>>811044
>>Challenge a burly fellow to a drinking match

We must show them that we are just in bear mode, our bulk is a state of intentionally cultivated mass which grants us stronger constitution than even most other drakes!

>>811044
DRINKING MATCH

>>811044
>>Challenge a burly fellow to a drinking match
Surely, who could possible out drink a dragon?

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