DONUT

>>78668

Run from Homer Simpson

>>78668
turn off the computer and go outside

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>>78735
HOLY FUCK

HOMER SIMPSON IS HUNGRY AS SHIT

DONUT'S HAULING ASS

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>78750
shit sprinkles to make him go away

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>>78801
HOMER EATS YOUR ASS SPRINKLES

HIS HUNGER IS APPEASED

HOMER IS NO LONGER A THREAT

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>78844
MORE ass sprinkles

>>78844
Tame homer with ass sprinklez

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>>78857
YOU DROP A MAD SPRINKLE DEUCE

YOU'RE VERY PROUD OF IT

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>78887
>>78886
rolling for this guy

>>78887
devour sprinkles and shit again

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DONUT IS WAITING FOR THAT HOT SAUCY COMMAND

WHERE'S IT AT?

>>79004
find a donut friend

>>79004
Explode

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>>79012
HOLY FUCK

SAY HELLO TO THUGNUT

HE'S CHOCOLATE

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>79038
shoot him

>>79038
Mug him

>>79038
fuck or get fucked, as confucius said

>>79038
Shake his hand and fetch him a cup of tea.

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donut

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>>79061
YOU FUCK HIS DONUT HOLE UNTIL YOU FEEL YOUR ICING BAG ABOUT TO EXPLODE

YOU SPRAY THAT PINK SPUNK ALL OVER HIM

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>79083
yes that is a donut

>>79097
Ride the donut-motorcycle into the sunset with your BBC donut lover

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YOU AND YOUR BLACK BOYFRIEND GAZE AT THE SKY WHILE YOU WAIT FOR A GET

WHERE'S IT AT?

>>79204
go sexually assualt a lizard

>>79204
does he want it? need it? (need it?)
will it make him feel heated? (heated?)

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>>79233
YOU REALLY LIKE FUCKING THIS LIZARD

YOUR BLACK BOYFRIEND IS HEARTBROKEN THOUGH

HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU AND LEAVES

BUT THE LIZARD IS A STEP UP

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>79281
the lizard can ride in your donut hole as you vo around. Find a person to talk to

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>>79297
YOUR LIZARD GIRLFRIEND CLIMBS INSIDE YOUR DONUT HOLE

YOU TRAVEL TO WEIRD MAN CITY

YOU ENCOUNTER A WEIRD MAN

WEIRD MAN: "Hello, Donut and Lizard. My name is Weird Man. I am a Weird Man. You seem like a very nice Donut. Lizard, your eyes are beautiful."

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>79352
kick him in the dick with your donut feet

>>79352
Ask weird man if he wants to join your minecart racing club

(nice drawing)

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>>79381
YOU ASK WEIRD MAN IF HE WILL JOIN YOUR CLUB BUT HE IGNORES YOU

HE STARTS RAMBLING

WEIRD MAN: "Donut, Lizard. I have become very infatuated with you two. I insist that the two of you join my church. We have meetings every morning. We drink our own sweat and worship God. Would you like to join?"

WHAT DO?

>X1, X2, X5, X7, OR SAME NUMBERS DECIDES

>>79444
Reply screaming "I am god, worship me."

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>>79468
going with this anyway

YOU AND COMMAND THE WEIRD MEN TO WORSHIP YOU

YOUR LIZARD GIRLFRIEND IS VERY TURNED ON BY YOUR ASSERTIVE NATURE

YOU NOW HAVE AN ARMY OF LOYAL SERVANTS

WHAT DO?

>>79506
Start a massive orgy

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>>79530
COCKS ARE FLYIN

TITS ARE SLAPPIN

SPUNK IS SPRAYIN

YOU JUST CAN'T SHOW THIS SHIT ON TV

WHAT DO?

>>79544

start a massive orgy war against the US capital

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>>79550
YOU GATHER YOUR TROOPS AND DECLARE WAR ON THE USA

YOUR LIZARD GIRLFRIEND BOUGHT A STYLISH BEANIE BEFORE YOU LEFT WEIRD MAN CITY

THE USA SEEMS SLIGHTLY SCARED OF YOUR IMPRESSIVE ARMY

WHAT DO?

make a shelter made of shoes

>>79587
Order your troops to rape the usa

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>>79598
YOU BUILD A DOPE ASS FALLOUT SHELTER OUT OF SNEAKERS JUST IN CASE THE USA DECIDES TO THROW A COUPLE NUKES AT YOU

THE USA SUMMONS THEIR GREATEST WEAPON OF WAR: GAME GEAR

WHAT DO?

>>79632
Summon a gameboy with shrek the movie cartridge.

have the weird men pray to you (but just make them pray to their actual god) to gain hihg energy

>>79632
Summon a large drink to spill on the console

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>>79669
THE PRAYERS OF YOUR WEIRD MEN ARMY TURN YOU INTO SUPER DONUT

YOU CHARGE UP YOUR POWER

THE USA IS FUCKING SCARED

WHAT DO?

>>79698
Use kamehameha

>>79698
youfanize them

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>>79715
>>79730
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY FUCK

YOU FUCKING OBLITERATE THE USA

ITS DEAD

ITS GONE

WHAT DO?

>>79742
eat the remains

>>79742
Get so big your donut hole can fit earth in it

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>>79766
YOU HAVE BECOME SPACE

YOU ARE TOO IMMENSE TO FATHOM

THE WHITE SPEC IN YOUR DONUT HOLE IS EVERY UNIVERSE THAT HAS EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE ONE TRUE GOD

WHAT DO?

>>79785
Conquer the galaxy

>>79785
With your new size shit sprinklez to make the universe have more matter

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>>79797
YOU SHIT OUT AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SHIT SPRINKLES

YOU MOLD THEM WITH YOUR OWN HANDS INTO YOUR NEW UNIVERSE

THE PERFECT ONE

ONE OF BETTER PEOPLE, BETTER SEX, BETTER FOOD, BETTER PORN, BETTER HERPES

IT IS A MASTERPIECE

IT IS PERFECTION

IT IS YOURS

WHAT DO?

>>79785
Fight the Weird Guy's god and surpass him

>>79821
Grow lizard gf just as big as you and try magic

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>>79839
YOU GROW YOUR LIZARD GIRLFRIEND

YOU ACCIDENTALLY GROW HER JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG

WITH THE POWER OF MAGIC YOU SHIFT YOURSELF INTO A SLOPPY EYEBALL DONUT

WHAT DO?

>>79864
Make memes real

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>>79884
THAT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE

YOU BROKE THE MATRIX

GOOD FUCKING JOB

YOUR LIZARD GIRLFRIEND IS PISSED OFF

WHAT DO?

>>79929
Since you are in the matrix ask the creator to fix this glitch

>>79929
Fuck?

>>79929
Become lizard gf

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>Not using dice
Absolutely disgusting

>>79929
Hate fuck your lizard gf.

>>79929
kill self