>>Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest
>>Information
This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.
>Rules
At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.
In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins
Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.
Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting process
I hope everyone has fun.
>>Current Saga
Freeza
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCn_q04qBk
First for Suplexes.
>>785788
Cubs broke the streak yesterday. Things are looking up for bear themed individuals
>>785788
Oh shit we're back!
Earthbending time! 5th for Lantana is best waifu
>>785809
Wrong thread.
>>785809
Shit taste ahoy
>>785801
I wish he stayed smug instead of becoming comic relief and getting impressed every time something happened
>>785816
>being this wrong
You help the badly wounded Goku through the halls of Freeza's damaged ship. The smell of smoke assails your nostrils, telling you that part of the ship is either currently on fire, or that it was a short time ago.
Kori walks ahead of you, while Piccolo trails behind. He's already conjured new clothes for himself out of thin air, and his injuries seem to be healing nicely. You count your blessings that he hasn't taken the chance to try and kill you, especially after your little boast about being stronger than he.
"What in the world happened out there?!" a voice demands from up ahead.
Your group stops as Appule comes around the corner, freezing as he sees the wounded Goku and a scowling Piccolo. You had the forethought to warn the newcomers about your new ally, so Appule is fortunately not blasted into pieces.
"The Ginyu Force," Piccolo tells him. "But, they've all been dealt with."
Appule's eyes widen in shock. "You can't be serious! You really killed the Ginyu Force?!"
>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working
>B. Yes, and Freeza's next
>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
>D. Something else
>>785820
Mauya exists SuplexAnon. How could I be wrong?
>>785824
>>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still workingAnd tell Appule that he's pretty
>>785824
>A.
>>785824
>A, and ask about supplies
>>785830
Don't lewd the apple
>>785824
>>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
>>785824
>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working
>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
I want that armor
>>785824
>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
>>785824
>A
>>785839
You ever get that feeling of immediate regret when you see a quick piece you irredeemably fuck up on? I know I do.
>>785788
Posting daily dose.
>>785824
>A
>C
>>785849
>daily dose
Is it time already?
>>785851
Like it ever isn't.
This quest is basically like a patient constantly switching doctors.
And we're getting doses from all of them.
Wonder what majin dose is like.
>Piccolo stands no chance against 2nd form as he wont fuse with Nail
On the flipside, no Nail-fused Piccolo with Kaio-Ken.
>>785818
I never thought I'd say I found Supreme Kai likeable. But as a smug dick, he was more likeable than Beerus.
Reminder that we can just wish namek and everyone on it (except frieza and those working for him) into a suitable orbit around a suitable star system far, far away, or preferably as close to earth as possible.
Frieza can breathe in space, but he can't eat and he can't teleport, so he'll starve to death or otherwise just float there until someone manages to pinpoint him.
Everyone else will die almost right away.
>>785858
Don't the password and I doubt Guru told Piccolo it either. So we might have to go find Nail
>>785860
But then Appule is fucked
>>785860
>Porunga is stronger than Vegeta after he was revived on Namek
>>785861
We should just tell Piccolo to go find Nail while get the dragon balls
>>785863
Appule no longer works for him.
>>785863
I haven't finished reading through this and the end of the last thread, so i don't know why we care about appule yet, but you could just include him specifically in the wish.
>>785865
they can't be moved forcefully if they're more powerful than porunga, that's why you're moving the planet and everyone who's willing (except frieza and his forces) instead.
>>785872
We care about him because he's an alien who isn't an asshole. He's not even particularly nice either, he's just reasonable and a little down on his luck at the moment
>>785836
>>785849
>>785839
"Yes," you tell him. "But, as you can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing tanks still working?"
Appule sighs. "Well, one is. The other one got hit pretty badly in the blast that hit this ship. I could possibly repair it, but it would take hours. The older healing tank is still in working order, and it looks like your friend needs to be put in it as soon as possible."
Goku chuckles weakly. "Yeah, that sounds good."
The alien leads you and the others down the hallway and toward the medical wing, where you can see that one of the healing tanks has indeed been damaged rather badly. Appule approaches the remaining tank, opening it before helping Goku inside and hooking him up to a mask and various wires.
"It shouldn't take more than an hour for him to recover," Appule explains, stepping back as liquid begins to fill the tank. "Even the older models work pretty fast."
"He's not going to drown in there, is he?" Kori asks nervously.
"No, he'll be fine," Appule explains.
"Good, in an hour he'll be stronger than ever before," Piccolo says.
The alien looks at him in confusion. "This machine heals injuries; it doesn't increase power."
Piccolo smirks. "Maybe not, but Goku's Saiyan biology does."
Appule steps back nervously. "S-Saiyan?"
Piccolo nods, but before the conversation can progress, you cut in.
"Appule, we still have to deal with Freeza," you tell the alien. "Do you have any supplies?"
"Nothing that will help you handle Lord Freeza," he answers honestly. "But there is some spare battle armor if you're interested."
>A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle Freeza
>B. Armor sounds good
>C. Well, you know Goku will want to fight Freeza, so you need to be ready
>D. Something else
>>785897
>>B. Armor sounds good
>>D. Got any without the goofy shoulder things?
>>785897
>B, C, suggest he find somewhere to hide
>>785897
>B.
>>785900
This.
>>785897
>D. Did Frieza call anyone besides the Ginyu Force? Is anyone else strong likely to show up?
>>785897
>B. Armor sounds good
"So did Guru tell you anything about how the dragonballs work when you were talking with him?"
>>785924
Shoulder pads a shit.
Simplicity is key.
>>785924
Personally I don't care much for the looks but Vegeta's Namek armor was the old style PTO armor.
>>785897
>>A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle Freeza
Not trying to brag about it, but no matter how pretty they were, they received their daily dose and got killed, and you guys hadn't even received the full effect of the potential unlock.
Also, I wonder how SSJ will be handled. I for one would prefer if it doesn't exists and the villains have their power toned down or reduce how much of a buff it is, because once SSJ starts rolling on, Tofoo and friends will become only good to deal with minor antagonists and leave the final boss of the current arc to the super saiyans unless they get super modes or find a way to offset the crippling side effects of kaioken so it can be a buff as good as SSJ
>>785944
We must devour the Kais to gain their God Ki.
>>785944
We are never going to make Kaioken as good as SSJ. The most anybody ever got Kaioken to go to was X20 while SSJ gives like a X50 power boost.
We can still be relevant. We just gotta find things that make powerlevels not matter, like the spirit bomb, the mafuba, etc...
SOM, did you get the idea of friendly Appule from Xenoverse 2?
>>785906
>>785900
"Armor sounds good," you tell him. "Do you have any without the goofy shoulders?"
"Well....let's see what we have in your size," Appule says, leading you to a storage area.
The only armor in your size is what Appule describes as an older model, which is, in fact, free of the goofy shoulders. You put it on, thanking Appule for his help.
The feeling of another power approaching grabs your attention, and you take a moment to figure out who it is. Fortunately for you, it isn't Freeza, you can still sense him someplace far off. It's a Namekian, and a very important one at that.
"Tsuno," Piccolo announces, making his way out of the ship.
>A. Go with him
>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are
>C. Something else
>>785983
>A. Go with him
inb4 Appule calls the Sauza Squad or whatever that band of homos is called
>>785983
>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are
>C. Go see how Kori is doing
>>785983
>A. Go with him
>C. Thank appule for his help, praise him for not being stupid enough to attack us
>>785999
This.
>>785983
>>A. Go with him
I don't trust the doc enough to leave him to do all the diplomacy rolls given his penalty for still being a dick.
>>785962
Yeah, the spirit bomb could work if only because Tofoo is famous for being a representant of the capsule corp and winning several tournaments, surely he would get much more support for spirit bomb purpose than goku could, and he could get even more support for the Buu arc if he styles on Satan and become the famous figher of this world
>>786003
We are going to fuck up Satan for sure. We can at least claim to be the strongest human being unlike him
>>786006
Oh yeah. Is there a worse movie villain than Cooler that isn't Broly though? I struggle to think of one.
>>786012
Yeah. Considering Tofoo was furious enough with Yajirobe for bragging about being his master, I bet Tofoo wouldn't like it at all if Satan brags about doing something he didn't do like defeating Cell or winning tournaments he won fair and square in his free time.
Super 13?
>>786014
Probably Dr. Lychee and Hatchiyak
>>786023
We should enter the next World Martial Arts Tournament just to nip Satan's bullshit in the bud desu
>>785944
Basically get stronger in order for body to actually be able to handle that large boost of power, otherwise it's going to expand.
Case in point Goku's kaioken x3 that he had pull out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQu2s80vWLg
>>786014
King Gurumes
>>786048
I count base form Android 13 and Super Android 13 as seperate characters as they could not be more different. One has personality and one-liners, the other has dick punches.
>>786054
That's a DB Movie, if we counted those then Bio-Broly isn't even the worst movie villain.
>>785992
>>785999
Deciding that letting Piccolo handle whatever Tsuno came to discuss by himself might not be the best idea, you leave Appule for the moment, but not for thanking him again for his assistance, and telling him that you're glad he wasn't stupid enough to attack you.
Going outside, you find that Tsuno has already landed, with Piccolo approaching to meet him.
"My friends," Tsuno greets. "There isn't much time. The one called Freeza will be here soon. Nail will be unable to keep him distracted for much longer."
"We have the Dragonballs," Piccolo tells him. "So let's make some wishes and get it over with."
"It is not so simple," Tsuno tells him gravely. "I have seen this Freeza; even the power of the Dragonballs will be unable to defeat him. But Piccolo, you may be able to stand against him."
The younger Namekian stares at him in shock. "Me?"
Tsuno nods. "Go to Nail. If he yet lives, he will know of what I speak. Together, you can unlock the power necessary to defeat Freeza."
"Why didn't you mention this sooner?!" Piccolo growls, clenching an angry fist.
"You must understand, what I am suggesting is forbidden among our people," Tsuno explains to him. "Only now, knowing just how great the threat we face is, can I abide by it."
Piccolo actually looks more angry. "If it wasn't for your damn rules, we could have ended this days ago! I'll go find Nail, but once I have this power, I might have to give some thought to testing it on you!"
With that, Piccolo explodes into the sky, taking off.
Tsuno watches him go, a worried expression on his face. "That one holds more power than he realizes. But the darkness in his heart weighs him down."
>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is
>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
>D. Something else
>>786085
>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
>>786085
>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
>>786085
>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>D. "I have an idea..." (wish planet namek + good guys elsewhere)
>>786085
>A. He's a lot better than he used to be
>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is
>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
so...what are we gonna wish for?
>>786085
>A, C
Do we know about King Kai yet?
>>786102
Bringing back Yamcha first so we don't turn out a liar and just sweep his death under the Namek rug.
>>786102
Wish our self into staying relevant
>>786102
That Lazuli never finds out Yamcha died.
>>786104
He's the one who told us how to do the Kaioken in the first place after Piccolo rocked us with it.
>>786102
It's simple, we take namek and push it somewhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubePTrs2VJc
Leave frieza and anyone else behind in the void of space with no transport and no clue where namek went.
>>786102
The limitations on the Earth Dragon Balls to be removed.
>>786104
Yes, Bulma got mad at him for not calming Piccolo down and just teaching him to get stronger, and then even more madder when she thought he said he couldn't teach us kaio ken.
>>786123
The fact that we married somebody who talks shit to deities is the best part of this entire quest
>>786131
Until Zamasu cucks us.
>>786132
I will fight, fuse, and fuck Zamasu into submission if he touches Bulma
>>786132
>Zamasu
>ever mingling with filthy ningen
>>786138
SOM would so it. Just to fuck with us.
>>786093
>>786094
"He's a lot better than he used to be," you assure Tsuno.
"Yes, I imagine so," the old Namekian says, watching as Piccolo disappear. "For a being of pure evil, the darkness in him is so little. Still, it's enough to make him dangerous. I pray that I am not making a terrible mistake in offering him this kind of power."
Kori looks up into the sky. "He'll help us."
The two of you look at her, surprised by the certainty in her voice. She doesn't seem to notice the attention, just watching Piccolo leave.
You change the subject, telling Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish.
He nods, his expression grim. "Let's take the balls and move them someplace else. Summoning the Dragon could damage the ship if we're too close."
And so, the three of you begin to gather up the Dragonballs, with you holding two under your arms, and a third between your legs, and the others grabbing two each. Travelling a short distance away, you set the balls in a circle, taking a step back.
"Once I summon the Dragon, we will have to make all of our wishes," Tsuno explains. "The balls will scatter when he is dismissed, whether he has granted his wishes or not."
>A. You're ready
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. Something else
>>786153
>>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. The dragon can speak english, right?
>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. Why does everyone else speak English, but the Dragon doesn't?
>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C. Can we burn multiple wishes to make something more difficult happen?
>>786153
>A. You're ready
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>>786153
>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>C what else can they do?
>>786153
>C HEY KING KAI! Who should we bring back?
>>786213
>not "Hey King Kai, can you get Kami on the line?"
>>786164
"Wait, more wishes?" you ask. "As in, more than one?"
Tsuno nods. "The Dragon of Dreams will grant three wishes within his power. I need only to summon him and make the wishes in the Namekian tongue."
You give him a look of confusion. "Why doesn't he understand our language? Everyone else on this planet does."
"It was a way of ensuring that wicked outsiders would be unable to abuse its power," Tsuno explains. "Now, are you ready?"
You nod, and Tsuno begins speaking in Namekian. None of it really makes sense to you, but he puts a lot of emphasis on the word "Porunga".
The balls glow, and a colossal ray of golden light shoots from them, climbing into the sky, which darkens for the first time since you've arrived on this world. Winding around, the light begins to take a on a solid shape. The gold turns to green, and you find yourself staring up at the Namekian Dragon.
His lower body is serpentine, like Shenron, but his upper body is far more humanoid, and incredibly muscular. He stares down at your group, and speaks in the same language as Tsuno.
"What is your first wish?" the old Namekian asks.
>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster
>E. Something else
>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>>786249
>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living
Yeah, i'm not fucking Shen since he did help us
>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster
If B doesn't work, then
>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786260
Shen's not that evil anymore. Besides, if we use this one, Nappa comes back
>>786249
>C, B, D
>not doing C first
>>786249
changing to
>>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786249
>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once
>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786285
This
>>786258
>>786264
"For our first wish, we want to return those killed by the Saiyans, Freeza, and their minions to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Except for the really evil ones."
Tsuno nods at you, relaying the information to Porunga, who tells him something in return. Tsuno looks back at you apologetically.
"Porunga says that he can only bring one person back per wish," Tsuno explains.
>A. Bring back Yamcha
>B. Krillin
>C. Ox King
>D. Shen
>E. Roshi
>F. Chaozu
>G. Tenshinhan
>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed
>I. Something else
Looks like I made it back in time for some wishes, oh boy. I can't wait for a pissed off Freiza
>>786301
>H
So we can bring back everyone.
>>786301
>>I. Hold up a sec, I gotta talk to someone (try and contact King Kai)
>>786301
>H.
I think this would work best and we can use the earth dragonballs for the wish we wanted to just make
>>786301
>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed
If it doesn't work then
>A. Bring back Yamcha
>>786249
Wouldn't B bring back like, a shitload of people and planets? Because if it does, fuck me that's alot of shit.
>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living
>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster
>E. Make me, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Bulma, Chichi, Lazuli, and goku's wife half sayian
>>786301
>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed
>>786301
>H, then contact King Kai with, Please hurry King Kai, we don't want this to dragon."
>>786317
I chuckled
>>786320
Porunga is such a bro compared to Shenron. Why does Shenron rush people making wishes anyway? It's not like he has things to do.
>>786323
My guess is either to intimidate or snap the person out of the awe of staring at a dragon that came out of seven balls.
>>786330
That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks senpai.
>>786308
>>786312
"Tsuno, can Porunga remove the limits on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once?" you ask.
The Namekian looks at you in shock, but promises to ask, turning and conversing with the Dragon in the Namekian tongue. Porunga's eyes glow red, and he says something that you assume to be along the lines of "your wish is granted".
"It's done," Tsuno says, turning toward you. "What would you like to wish for next?"
>A. Wish someone back (specify)
>B. Wish that Kami and Piccolo were no longer bound to the same life force
>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed
>D. Something else
>>786323
Because, he was made by Kami so he took after his creator.
>>786340
>>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed
>>786340
>>D. Give me limitless potential
>>786340
>B.
What exactly does C mean? I'm voting for B though, don't want to lose the balls after upgrading them
>>786340
>D. Give me limitless potential.
>>786340
>D. Give myself and my family and friends limitless potential.
>>786346
You do realize that might actually fuck up the dragonballs by ineadvertantly killing Kami. I'm pretty sure the only reason he's still alive is because he's been piggy-backing on Piccolo's eternal youth
>>786359
That's ttue, I'm just worried about Piccolo. Once he gets his "new power" he is probably going straight to Freiza and that worries me
>>786363
>implying frieza isn't about to one shot Tsuno right now
>>786366
>Frieza goes to shoot Tsuno
Wait! There's still one wish left!
>Use it to make Tsuno immortal
>>786366
Freiza will be royally pissed once he finds out about this whole situation
>>786340
>A
If king kai contacts us go with his suggestions
Otherwise revive tenshinhan or krilin
>>786340
Now hold on guys, hear me out.
We have two wishes left.
We can use them both to wish the earth (frieza knows where it is) and namek into the same solar system somewhere a billion lightyears away from freiza around a suitable star.
By doing so we completely bypass the frieza fight.
Then we're just left with cell.
>>786345
>>786347
"Next, give me limitless potential!" you tell Tsuno.
He looks at you strangely, but makes the wish to Porunga, who says something back to him. With a sigh, Tsuno turns back to you.
"He says that wish is beyond his power," Tsuno explains. "He says that your potential is already so great that he can't increase it. However, he did say that he could help you unlock a part of it."
>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
>B. Wish someone back (specify)
>C. Ask that Piccolo and Kami no longer be bound by the same life force
>D. Something else
>>786387
>>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
I guess this was to be expected.
>>786340
The problem with unlocking the dragon balls is you only get one wish, and it takes a week at least to get to namek.
Returning namek to pre cataclysm namek would make a spirit bomb much stronger. Presuming goku learned it from king kai...
>>786387
>D. Wish for it to be impossible for Frieza, or anyone loyal to him to harm Tofoo
>>786387
>D. Make me, my friends, and my family half sayians.
>>786387
>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
>>786387
>D. Make me and my friends immortal
>D. Wish our planets far away in another galaxy
>D. Wish for frieza to no longer be evil
>D. Wish for a saiyan body
>D. For fuck's sake, use this wish to do something really useful
>>786392
Supporting this
>>786387
>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
Fuck it, might as well take a shot at being useful.
>>786390
you do realize Goku drew energy from at least the entire solar system, not just Namek
>>786387
>A.
I wish Bulma was here, she's good with wishes
>>786387
>B. Wish someone back (specify)
Yamcha, not to mention its more in line what Tofoo would do before wishing for power, as well as the fact we promised Lazuli of him coming back.
>>786400
>It cant affect anyone stronge tsuno without permission
They can literally make us immortal, why is limited invulnerability off the table?
>>786417
A then
>>786410
That doesn't really stop yamcha from getting insta-gib by frieza does it?
>>786421
>intentionally doing this
We're going to die, and then we're going to be an irrelevant human for the rest of the quest just because we can't do saiyan bullshit transformations.
Good job turning us into krillin instead of giving EVERYONE saiyan bullshit transformations so that they can stay a part of the story.
>>786417
I changed to making us saiyans, being useless fucking sucks
>>786417
HUMANITY FOR LIFE
>Everyone wants to be a filthy monkey
Kai Tofoo is starting to sound pretty good desu
>>786421
>>786394
>>786388
>>786425
>>786422
>>786411
>>786392
"I want for Porunga to make me, my friends, and my family half-Saiyan," you tell Tsuno.
Kori and Tsuno both look at you like you're insane.
"You want to do what?" Tsuno asks.
"Why do you want to be half-Saiyan?" Kori asks.
>A. The Saiyans always get stronger
>B. Humans are weak
>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tail
>D. Actually, just give you that power boost
>E. Something else
>>786417
Make me, my friends, and my family have the sayian ability to grow stronger after every confrontation.
>>786435
>>E. Saiyan genetics are bullshit
>>E. Everyone except my wife I guess
>>786435
>D. Actually, just give you that power boost
Pls no dirty monkey
>>786435
>C
>D
Monkey lovers get out
>>786436
That should fix the whole "wtf i have a tail now! Tofou you asshole!"
>>786437
This
>>786435
>A. The Saiyans always get stronger
>B. Humans are weak
"Every time a saiyan almost dies, they get a massive boost in power. I've been running myself ragged keeping up with goku this whole time, and if i had the same ability, i couldn't tell you how many times i'd have gotten a boost from it.
Not just me, but everyone. We've all come close to death more times than i can count.
And saiyans? They're just naturally strong anyways."
>>786435
>D.
Nonononono please don't do this
>>786435
>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tail
Monkey lovers REEEEEEE
Just give us the Power of the Saiyans instead. Like Black, or Cell.
>>786444
>Like Black, or Cell.
both of whom that have FUCKING SAIYAN GENES
>>786442
Fucking this. This is the logic I was working on.
>>786442
This basically sums up how I feel about the matter.
I'll switch to this.
>>786447
Yeah, but Cell isn't a Saiyan. He's mostly Piccolo and Frieza. Don't call The Supreme God a filthy monkey you fucking ningen.
>>786435
>D. Actually, just give you that power boost
>>786451
Shut your pie hole, murderer. Can't even win a rigged fight.
>>786439
>>786437
Seriously, if we make all of our friends and family saiyans, they'll be able to stand by our side for the rest of the quest instead of fading into obscurity and uselessness, even if we don't.
I liked the feeling this quest had back during dragonball when people were on roughly even terms, and i don't want to end up with the same couple people doing all the fighting and having all the interactions for the rest of the quest.
I haven't enjoyed the DBZ segment nearly as much so far because it's been just that, a constant struggle to power up with no adventure inbetween.
Everyone just gets killed when they're human.
Let them fight.
>>786435
>D
>>786456
You've now reminded me of how Super is just the advert for superior Saiyan genetics.
>>786456
Making Bulma a Half-Saiyan will only make her less smart. It's a scientific fact that having Saiyan Genes makes you a dumbass. Gohan was only intelligent because Chi-Chi is a great mother.
>>786462
Except Frieza got to God Level in four months and Goku could only fight Hit using a suicide move.
Just imagine that if Bulma becomes a half sayian, we can train her up and have some literally earth shaking sex.
>>786468
If nothing else, this is the only reason anyone needs to make this wish.
>>786466
Frieza got god-level in 4 months because Toei just wanted to bring Frieza back and couldn't actually think of a good explanation for him being relevant again. You are kinda right about Hit though.
also
>Chi-Chi
>great mother
>>786435
>A. The Saiyans always get stronger
>B. Humans are weak
>>786473
She's retarded.
All the smarts in the world don't mean shit when you're fucking dead.
>>786452
>>786444
>>786439
"On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea," you admit. "My wife might kill me for changing her species, and might be weirded out if I suddenly grow a tail. Give me that power boost."
Tsuno nods, turning to Porunga and making the wish. The Dragon's eyes glow red, and you feel a sudden surge of energy, power unlike anything you've ever experienced in your life. Your strength must have increased tenfold, perhaps even more. With this kind of strength, someone like Captain Ginyu would be nothing compared to you, and with the power of the Kaio-Ken on your side, even Freeza might have reason to be afraid. And if this is only a small part of your potential, imagine how strong you can become. Forget Saiyan genetics, your own power is incredible.
"There's one wish remaining," Tsuno tells you as you admire your new power. "Make it count."
>A. Revive someone (specify)
>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force
>C. Something else
... SOM has repeatedly said that this is a human quest.
Just because dbz has shit writing doesnt mean this quest has to follow tge same only sauyans matter route.
In this quest a human is the main fucking character. Ergo humans will remain relevant.
Look at yamcha. Relevant till the end and ge would have continued had we not cock blocked him.
>>786479
>>C. Try and contact King Kai
WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW
>>786435
>C
>D
Because doing this seems kind of like a trap anyway. Besides, I do wanna see just how strong he can become without a cheat code.
>>786479
>Contact King Kai and ask about our friends training
So we can pick one to bring back
>>786480
I suppose. I figure it should be fine if we can make significant gains
>>786479
>C. Create three soulless Namekians as strong as you can to have Piccolo fuse with
>>786479
Welp. What a waste. Ten times 0 is still 0.
I'll see you fags in the morning.
>>786466
And bulma is still smarter than him. And she would be a half sayian just like him. And sayians had scientists, but their brains were put to battlefield tech instead of all around like Bulma. She would not be a dumb bunny.
>>786480
Not to mention it's beyond fucking OC for Tofoo to make a wish that changes everyone's biological structure without their damn consent and meta reasons of later events, which IC we have no fucking idea about.
>>786492
You make a good point. After all, Goku's father was a mediocre warrior, but an brilliant scientist.Except that's wrong.
>>786479
>A
Tenshinhan
He knows the containment wave.
And tribeam
>>786479
>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force
>>786502
>He knows the containment wave.
which is useless without a paper talisman and a container
>>786504
>Can't wait for tofoo to see ssj god.
This is when we try to bogard some godly ki
>>786507
Piccolo knows the talisman and can clothes beam up a container.
>>786504
>Maybe we can ask Shenron to make just us a half Saiyan for those mad gainz.
Can we just ask for Saiyan potential? Or the ability to stop time, or for a bunch of clones and potara earrings? Something that doesn't turn us into a filthy ape.
>>786507
What? Namekians dont fucking write or hold liquids? They are a space-faring race. Worst case grab something from bulma
>>786489
>>786483
>>786486
"King Kai, can you hear me?" you shout up the the sky. "Please answer quickly, we don't have time for this whole thing to be dragon on."
Laughter in your mind tells you that King Kai has heard your message.
"Yes, I'm here," he tells you. "I read you loud and clear. What's up?"
>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza
>B. Ask how things are on his world
>C. Something else
>>786520
>B.
>A.
>>786520
>>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza
>>786520
>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza
>B. Ask if there's anyone else in Otherworld who he thinks would help us against Frieza
>>786520
>B. Ask how things are on his world
>C. Can you teleport somebody to Namek?
Wait, why don't we wish Goku healed? He should be plenty strong enough to beat Frieza before he transforms.
>>786520
>A
>B
>C
Any useful ideas or techniques we could use? His power STILL feels terrifying.
>>786534
Because five minutes have already passed and Freeza's more than likely about to death beam someone right now.
>>786531
And if we were on Frieza's side he would help us.
We should just become an Android when Kori or Trunks or whoever comes back to warn us, three years is enough time for Bulma to roboticize us.
>>786523
My hope is for freeza to be sealed into one of those ridiculously spiky namekian containers... only to realize later its a portable toilet
Noone but a namekian could ever tell
>>786543
Can androids even increase their power outside of tech upgrades?
And would we even be able to get god ki?
>>786522
>>786525
"How are things on your world?" you ask King Kai.
"Just fine," he tells you. "Your friends are progressing quite well in their training. If not for that wish you just made, most of them would be stronger than you right about now."
You hear him laugh with further amusement.
"So, which one should I wish back to help battle Freeza?" you ask.
"Well, the only one who died on Namek is Yamcha," King Kai points out. "Anyone else you brought back would just be revived on Earth."
>A. Revive Yamcha
>B. Revive someone else
>C. Something else
>>786557
>A. Revive Yamcha
>>786557
>>C. You're a god. Can't you just teleport one of them here when we wish them back to life?
>>786557
>C. Something else
Ask if there's something that could help you beat Frieza among your current party.
>>786557
Cant the earth dragon balls wish them to namek?
Or the earth dragon balls could wish them toblife and the namekian dragon balls wish them to namek
Get kami on the line
>>786557
>A. Revive Yamchaand watch him get insta-gibbed by frieza
>>786557
>A
It's the least we could do after what happened during the Ginyu Force.
>>786557
>C. Wish to heal Goku
>Wish for something that Kami would be able to do later
>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long term
>Revive a jobber
What utter wastes of wishes
>>786573
>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long term
Your forgetting about 'muh human pride'
I wonder if SOM would make shit harder if we become half Saiyan.
>>786557
>C. Wish for immortality
>>786573
Combo attacks are much more powerful, look at the purple comet or combining kamehamehas.
Having our friends around could be very useful
>>786557
>A.
>>786581
Wait this
If we're immortal does that mean we can job long enough for Goku to heal up?
>>786581
Well then Kori is gonna have to die for Super Saiyan
>>786557
>C contact kami
So why are we wishing Yamcha back? He's just gonna die again.
>>786602
I'm switching to immortality to improve our jobbing ability
>>786591
Wouldn't it be less painful just to wish for Goku to be healed? Wishing for immortality just sort of fucks with the tension.
We cannot wish for immorality.
We can wish for our revived friends to be transported to namek instantly.
>>786614
I was arguing against immortality, monkey-lover.
Also, stay salty.
>>786619
We most certainly can wish for immortality
>>786581
switching to this
>>786614
Immortality doesn't forcibly change everyone's biologies. Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.
>>786629
Why didn't we just wish for just us to become a Saiyan and stack that with immortality?
We could have been a Super Saiyan Jobber
>>786625
Tsuon will get halfway through the wish when freeza takes him out.
Speaking from meta, Som will not hand us the i win forever wish.
>>786629
>Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.
You know what also would help with that? Becoming a Saiyan.
Mind you, I don't particularly care about becoming a Saiyan, this is Human Quest after all, I'm just pointing the exceeding hypocrite of complaining about Saiyans being broken and all that jazz but do a 180 and somehow think that becoming immortal is not broken or even more broken.
>B-But we'd still be shitter weak humans
Yeah, shitter weak human who can't die so you'll simply outlast everyone by not-dying while spamming kienzan until one finally hits. Where's the fun in that?
Remember when we were fighting shape shifting pig-men to save villages and shit?
>>786631
Because if we can't die, then why do we have to be a Saiyan? It's why Future Zamasu is immortal and not Goku Black.
>>786565
>>786558
"Return Yamcha to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Make that our final wish!"
Nodding, the Namekian turns toward Porguna, beginning to speak to the Dragon. When he's about halfway through his sentence, a beam of light strikes his body, and you shield your eyes as the energy detonates, scorching his body and killing him altogether.
Turning, and looking upward, you spot a short, pink and white-skinned creature standing atop a rock formation, finger pointed at the spot where Tsuno had stood moments before.
"I apologize for the interruption," the creature states in a voice that's almost sickeningly polite. "But I'm afraid I couldn't allow you to waste the final wish returning some insect to the living world."
He smiles. "No, it's time for my own wish to be fulfilled."
>A. Ask him who he is
>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done
>C. Something else
>>786647
>C. You do realize now that he's dead the dragon balls won't work right?
>>786643
>shape shifting pig-men
bot ringing a bell
>>786647
>>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done
We better be able to keep up with his first form
>>786649
Oolong
>>786647
>C. Now no one gets a wish, good job.
>>786647
Based Frieza.
>A. Ask him who he is
>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done
>C. Something else
Good job. Now that he's dead you won't get a wish either.
>>786652
>I would have gone for Saiyan Power, but not Saiyan biology.
Then what's the fucking difference?
Oh, let's become a Saiyan in everything but name. Big whoop. We are still totally pure ningen and not filthy monkeys.
>>786647
Shit shit shit
>A.
I don't think we should tell him what just happened
>>786647
>C so your freeza? Prettier than i expected.
>B
There goes your wishes
Also, called it
>>786647
>B
>>786663
We can't call him pretty till final form
>>786656
Who?
>>786667
>>786667
Google is literally at your fingertips
>>786660
>what's the fucking difference
Without their biology we don't have any of their race's fatal flaws.
>>786673
>fatal flaws
like what?
>>786673
>we don't have any of their race's fatal flaws.
Such as?
>>786685
Those are symptoms of their culture, not their genetics.
>>786671
Why is that pig dressed like a commie?
>>786685
Meanwhile U6 Saiyans are the universe Superheroes.
Goku and Vegeta are special cases of battle junkies and muh saiyan pride.
>>786692
You gotta be kidding me. That's Oolong. He's been there since the beginning of Dragon Ball. As for why he's wearing that...I don't know and I don't think it was ever explained. It also make his escapades before Goku met him seem a little more devious.
>>786697
Oolong the shapeshifting pervert that got cucked basically when he kidnapped women right?
( Forgive me if I'm slightly off on his back story)
>>786697I was making a joke about how we haven't seen Oolong in a while
>>786701
Wasn't gohan a wimp as a kid?
He only seemed to be gung ho for fighting when he was pissed af.
>>786701
>Cell
Muh perfection
He's literally made from Vegeta and Goku. Why is it surprising he takes after them? He takes after everyone else he's made from too.
>Black
Since when has Black has been a battle junkie? He's nothing but ningens reeee.
>Goten, Trunks, and Gotenks are the same way as well.
Literally kids who don't know any better.
Goten fights because it's fun and playtime for him, specially alongside Goten.
Trunks is a little shit because he was raised by Vegeta.
>>786701
>Cell
He was made to be the perfect being. His arrogance is more common than anything.
>Black
Zamasu being a fucking spaz
>Goten
Raised by Goku
>Trunks
Raised by Vegeta
>Gotenks
really nigga?
Meanwhile you just forget about Gohan who's settled down and never really seemed to enjoy fighting in the same capacity as any other Saiyan despite having saiyan genes
>>786713
>Goten
Raised by Goku
Nigga what?
>>786707
Gohan is a special case. Probably because he's the only Half-Saiyan born to a non-Super Saiyan father.
Or maybe it's just the way Chi-Chi raised him compared to the way she raised Goten.
>>786711
Black is literally constantly beating off to fighting, Zamasu talks about "muh ningens" more than Black who talks about "muh power"
>>786650
>>786660
>>786664
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2a0LG1Zmo
"Do you have any idea what you've just done?" you ask the alien.
The power emanating from this being is unreal, and you've felt it many times before. It's been a shadow over Namek for as long as you've been here, and now you're finally looking upon the one who cast it.
Freeza.
"The same thing I'm going to do to you momentarily," Freeza tells you, a smile on his lips. "But, since you've gone to all of the trouble of summoning the Dragon for me, I suppose I can let you live just long enough to see me become immor-"
He stops, his eyes going wide with horror and his jaw dropping.
Turning around, you watch as Porunga seems to melt away before your very eyes, vanishing from sight, and from this world as the Dragonballs turn into white rocks.
Tsuno is dead, and Porunga died with him.
Looking back up at the rock formation, you see Freeza staring back down with a look of pure fury.
"Damn it....." he growls, stammering with anger. "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!"
A powerful wind blows down from the rock, and you find yourself being pushed back, shielding your eyes as Freeza's power manifests.
But, just as quickly as the wind comes, it stops, and you look up to see Freeza staring down at you with a smirk on his face, and a murderous gleam in his eyes.
"I can scarcely believe it," he tells you, his voice calm and polite once again. "The efforts of insignificant worms from a backwater world have dashed my hopes of eternal life and youth. And what has become of the Ginyu Force, I wonder?"
His eyes begin to roam the landscape. "Did you really do away with them all?"
Not waiting for an answer, he lifts off the rock, slowly descending toward the ground.
"Sadly, my friends, I'm afraid that this won't do at all," he tells you as he lands. "Indulge me, you've all said your goodbye's, yes?"
Kori, trembling, begins to step back from Freeza, who takes a single step forward before stopping.
"I suppose this must be a frustrating situation for you," Freeza reflects. "To have the Dragonballs rendered useless mere moments before you could complete your wish. Quite a pill to swallow, wouldn't you say?"
He chuckles. "Of course, even moreso for myself. In fact, in all of my years, I've never been so angry as I am now."
He takes another step forward, scowling. "How incredibly irritating not to have seen the writing on the wall!"
He clenches one hand into a fist, his scowl growing more ugly. "Now, you'll pay! YOU VILE, FILTH-SUCKING MAGGOTS! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED MY PATH! NOW, PREPARE YOURSELVES TO EMBRACE OBLIVION!"
Kori yelps and dives for cover.
>A. Tell Freeza to do his worst, but if he thinks this is going to be easy, he is dead wrong
>B. Tell Freeza that he shouldn't get so cocky; you Earthlings are full of surprises
>C. Ready yourself for battle
>D. Something else
>>786713
>>Goten
>Raised by Goku
Goku was literally dead.
>>786716
Oh...well fuck me for forgetting about Goten's backstory. I guess his disposition towards fighting must come from hanging out with Trunks all the time
>>786718
>C.
>>786718
>>D. Bite me you pint-size freak
Fuck it. Can't get much worse at this point.
>>786718
>D. Whip it out and tell him to suck it
At this point, fuck it, Kori's hiding, and Tsuno and Porunga are gone
>>786718
>A. Tell Freeza to do his worst, but if he thinks this is going to be easy, he is dead wrong
>C. Ready yourself for battle
>>786715
>fulfilled his dream of becoming a fucking nerd.
A nerd who goes on to turn humanity into martial artists with his books about Ki. This is after he fucks his beautiful wife and has a kick-ass daughter.
>>786737
>Whip it out
In front of Kori?
>>786740
>a kick-ass daughter.
Meh
>>786745
Well I liked her at the end of Z. She was cute and shit
>>786743
She's hiding from him, besides, Frieza is a FAG.
>>786743
It's not like she isn't used to dicks being whipped out at her face.
>>786755
WHAT
>>786718
>C
Well we're stronger than Ginyu and we know the kaioken. I'd say we should have a pretty good time up until maybe third or final form, but we'll buy plenty of time for Piccolo to return and Goku to heal. Piccolo's gonna be OP as fuck with Nail absorbed AND the kaioken.
>>786761
>Nail absorbed AND the kaioken
he should actually be able to hold off third form then
>>786727
>>786725
>>786739
Not saying a word, you put one foot back, dropping into a combat stance and readying yourself for whatever Freeza throws your way.
"You really intend to stand and fight?" Freeza asks curiously. "Could it be that you don't know whom you're opposing? I suppose that is to be expected of one from a worthless planet like yours. Allow me to show you how vastly terrifying I can be."
>End Updates
That's all for tonight, anons. I hope you all had fun
Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running this or Earthbender Quest
As always, I will stick around for a little while
>>786758
>>786766
inb4 Nottfs rolls a 100 on another Ki Sword/Destructo Disk and vertically bifurcates Frieza, fucking the whole story afterwards because no Super Saiyan.
>>786769
We shall see what happens
>>786768
Fucking hell Som needs to proof-read his posts
>>786766
Did we lose points with Kori because of people voting for dumb wishes that didn't make sense for Tofoo to make in the first place since he never had any thoughts about them before?
>>786766
how big is the power gap right now? I'm curious as to the circumference Tofoo's asshole is gonna be blown out to.
>>786766
Thanks for running Som, I pray Freiza doesn't pound us into dust immediately.
>>786766
So how hard were you gonna veto immortality or becoming saiyan had either actually gone through?
>>786780
I'm not asking for numbers, I'm asking if we can at least get some hits in before Piccolo gets back
>>786780
Which will anger Frieza more? Cutting his tail or breaking his horns?
>>786793
Tail
>>786789
What's Appule doing?
>>786789
>With a laser
Darn.
So if we do somehow die during the fight are we gonna switch to Kori or Goku's perspective?
>>786797
Making sure the healing tank continues to function properly
>>786800
You think everybody would get mad at us if we flew off for a moment to tell Bulma to get the ship ready? After we deal with First Form Frieza I mean
>>786800
Would you have actually granted the saiyan transformation wish?
>>786796
Is that because it's his penis?
>>786807
Any way we could try and contact King Kai and get a message to Bulma at least?
>>786807
Make sure to cut that stuff out then quickly, like we did with Dodoria and Zarbon.
>>786807
He would be mad for a different reason than the fact we cut his penis off?
>>786812
Would you be mad if I cut off one of your limbs and you somehow survived it?
>>786814
Frieza's tail is where his reproductive organs are is why I'm asking. But yeah, if you cut my leg and my dick off, I'd be pretty mad.
>>786769
Idk
>>786810
If you have a few seconds to breathe, possibly, why?
>>786820
We need her to get the ship ready, pick up Appule, and we need to tell her there's a very good chance we're not coming back.
>>786822
You made it so that the Earth Dragonballs can revive people more than once. That's not too much of an issue anymore
>>786826
She doesn't know about it, not to mention the fact we might forget that little detail when we're basically trying to survive from getting killed by the universes emperor.
>>786826
Could we wish it so the Dragon Balls aren't tied to their creator's life force?
>>786828
If he's an Emperor, why is his boss a King? And why does Cooler claim to be the strongest of the three, and yet not act on it? Will Kuriza appear?
>>786829
Depends how you go about doing it
>>786826
That's...huh.
We still might be dead for a year though. We need to tell Bulma that.
>>786837
>when their father isn't around to intervene
That sounds like he's trying to weasel his way out of some custom the race probably has about passing down power.
Is there any way for this to go down where King Cold doesn't end up on Earth?
>>786840
Is it possible? Sure, but very unlikely.
>>786841
Which would be worse, Golden Frieza, Golden King Cold, or Golden Cooler?
>>786844
>golden fifth form Cooler
just fuck me up senpai
>>786844
Hard to say, really
>>786844
>Imagines a golden frieza and Golden cooler with potara earings
What would that even be like I wonder
>>786848
Well now we need this to happen.And for it to fight Fusion Zamasu in a Timeline Tournament that all the different Omni-Kings arrange after the All-Universe Tournament.
>>786851
>all the different Omni-Kings
there's one
>>786852
For each timeline.
>>786853
Wait a minute.
How big if a troll would it be to make a time machine and go back in time to get yourself from one minute ago in the DBZ universe.
Is that possible?
Would that make an army of (You)'s?
>>786856
No, because it only connects to one timelineCell's only connected to three because he had to go to a timeline where the Androids existed, and Black had to go to a timeline where Beerus didn't exist, and it's not that precise.
You could get an army of (You)s from the hours and days before present though, theoretically. Until either the Grand Priest or Supreme Kai of Time showed up and stomped your shit in.
>>786866
Then let's just focus on becoming the supreme jobber like we're destined to be.
I wonder if far enough into the quest we can start a martial arts dojo.
>>786873
Well we certainly have the funds to do so. And I'm sure after we dethrone Mr. Satan we'll have plenty of potential students
>>786846
Hey SOM, I was wondering if you could defintly run DBquest on the 12th? It's my birthday that day
>>786848
Something like this, I'd imagine.
>>786844
Golden Cooler in my view. He's just as arrogant as Frieza, but he is much more calculating, and he would train Golden form before seeking revenge.
Hey SOM, its always been my opinion that yamcha and tien and the rest if the human characters let themselves fade into irrelevancy on purpose.
Will Tofoo's example as a strong purely human fighter help them to quit being so retarded?
Tien could have easily been much more effective if he had doubled down on hardcore training instead of "mountain seclusion" with a certain young boy.
>>787187
My guess is that they will be much stronger than canon if they don't neglect their training (in the case of some) AND use the best available training methods, something they might do if Tofoo shows that humanity has no limits. I mean, tenshinhan fucks offs to who know where as you said and krillin just kamehamehas the ocean, and before SSJ become a thing and they stopped getting relevant, they got Goku's sloppy training seconds while Goku moved to better and more efficient training methods.
Honestly, I think Tofoo has a fair chance of being relevant so long he trains ALONG Goku instead of pulling a regular DBZ and fucking off or doing a training method goku used an story arc before. And who knows? Maybe he could get buff as fuck in base mode if he trains with SSJ goku instead of training with base goku. Or does something like wishing to shenlong to remove or mitigate the side effects of the kaioken so they can push it harder.
And it would be a good idea to make everybody learn the kikohou, that shit has an extreme damage multiplier and even a tenshinhan that did shit training could briefly stunlock a semi-perfect cell. Now imagine a kaioken X20 triple/quadruple kikohou, maybe even rapidfired.
>>786908
I cannot give a definitive answer, my college play is that evening, but I may be able to run a late thread
>>787187
Probably, though there is a chance that Yamcha will want to settle down eventually. Krillin and Chichi, on the other hand, have learned the importance of keeping strong, thanks to what happened with the Saiyans
>>787235
How strong is Ox King now?
>>787245
Stronger than Nappa, probably still slightly weaker than Vegeta
>>787248
wow
>>787261
Yep
>>787235
I really wanted bulma to invent healing tech so we could keep it up longer.
But anons dont want to put the waifu in danger, and i get that... but the planet is gonna blow up.
Any chance bulma will be important in this arc? Felt like horrible writing in the series for her to insist on coming only to be largely superfluous.
Also, any chance we can avoid namek going kablooey?
>>787428
Bulma built the ship, and is reverse-engineering blasters
We'll see
>>787447
>and is reverse engineering blasters
>Bulma defeats Frieza with a laser beam after he thinks he's won
Nah, defeating planet busters with ray guns would be dumb.
>>787791
Yeah. That'd be a complete asspull.
>four star actually caused people to try to give up there humanity because it's easier being a sayian
Holy shit
Anyways
How fucking broken is kaioken +immortality?
>>787924
It'd be pretty fucking broken seeing as we'd have a shot at doing a temporary X50 kaioken to try and beat up Super Saiyans
>>787235
im gmt time anyway so idm. ty based som
Yknow we could fairly easily postpone our fight with freeza, just lie to him.
Tell him we only want the dragon balls to get our friends back, and he can have them after that. We have a way to revive tsuno, but we obviously cant do that while fighting him.
And if he kills us he never gets immortality.
We take tsunos body, he takes the dragon balls each is useless without the other.
Of course freeza thinks he knows exactly where to find another beaten up namekian, but he would have to hurry.
Meanwhile we contact king kai, use earth dbs on our crew, and stall for goku to wake up
>>788557
Not gonna work
>>788652
We back?
We back
>>788663
GLORIOUS
>>788663
Reporting in
I want to suplex Freeza. If not that then give him the Enzo Amore entrance speech.
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna be pissed at what the next arc is gonna be
>>788676
Italian food?
>>788663
>>788675
This
>>788663
Ginyu should be Frieza's driver.
>>788663
It's time to job
>>788676
You said you wouldn't do Garlic Jr. II you liar.
>>788705
Eh....much worse
>>788679
Nigga, you what?
>>788688
I already have the variant ready to paste as a write in.
>>788709
Is it Broly?
BROLY WEN?
>>788709
It's Broly isn't it?
>>786766
Not saying a word, you put one foot back, dropping into a combat stance and readying yourself for whatever Freeza throws your way.
"You really intend to stand and fight?" Freeza asks curiously. "Could it be that you don't know whom you're opposing? I suppose that is to be expected of one from a worthless planet like yours. Allow me to show you how vastly terrifying I can be."
The tyrant locks is elbows at his sides, letting out a yell as the ground beneath him begins to violently tremble as a bright blue light surrounds his body. Chunks of stone are ripped up from the ground, and a terrible wind begins to howl, threatening to push you back.
If you thought Freeza was powerful before, the energy you're feeling now makes it seem tame by comparison. It's more dreadful than you imagined, and you can't help but wonder if your new power will be nearly enough to even the odds.
Freeza stops yelling, and makes a sound more akin to a low groan as he seems to settle into his fighting strength. You expect an immediate attack, but instead, a huge wall of rock rises between the two of you, keeping you from viewing one another.
But, an instant later, you feel a pulse of energy, and the stone wall splits down the middle, creating a hole through which Freeza fires a wave of energy.
>A. Dodge! Buy as much time as you can by evading his attacks (40)
>B. Kaio-Ken and deflect it (80)
>C. Something else
>>788733
>>A. Dodge! Buy as much time as you can by evading his attacks (40)
No need to waste energy this early. Besides, playing defensively is a trademark of the bear school.
>>788733
>A 40 DC fighting frieza
>A SOM quest.
This is suspicious but I'll go with
>A
Anyways
>>788733
>A, while doing so point out that since we know his name, it is only proper he knows ours. If he agrees "My name is Tofoo Briefs and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. And this, this right here is Little Kori, and she's full of rage. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. Bada boom, realest guys in the room. How you doin'?"
>>788761
>>788756
>>788750
>>788742
ROLL
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>788787
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>788787
>>788797
Hey SOM, what's Launch up to?
>>788803
Hanging out with Lapis
>>788792
OH shit
Why is freezer so fucking weak
Or are we just really fast now
Was the power boost really that big
>>788836
He is toying with us, guaging our strength and moves
>>788836
Plus he can't sense energy
>>788792
>>788797
>>788810
Defeating Freeza might not be an option, at least until Piccolo shows up. But, if you can stall for time, then the two of you may be able to emerge victorious if you can work together. With that in mind, you do not attempt to deflect or stop Freeza's attack. Instead, you move out of the way as quickly as possible, avoiding the blast, which proceeds to destroy a mountain someplace in the distance.
Keeping on your toes, you manage to keep one step ahead of Freeza as he continues his attacks. Still, he doesn't seem bothered by this in the slightest. On the contrary, he seems amused. A smug smile is on his face as he continues to fire energy blasts in your direction, wreaking havoc on the landscape of the planet.
There's no telling how long this trend might have continued, because seconds later, Kori steps from the shadows, letting out a yell and firing a wave of energy at Freeza, who turns around and seems to dispel the blast with a burst of his own energy.
He then begins firing blasts at Kori, who nimbly manages to dodge each one of them, until a blast hitting the ground next to her makes her lose her footing. Kori falls off-balance, and Freeza smirks, firing a wave of energy that Kori will be unable to avoid.
>A. Use the Kaio-Ken, get between them, and deflect the blast!
>B. Fire a blast of your own at Freeza's; make it detonate before it can hit Kori
>C. Something else
>>788846
Which is perfect.
We play this game until goku gets back then gank the shit out of him before he can go final form.
>>788865
>B. Fire a blast of your own at Freeza's; make it detonate before it can hit Kori
>>788865
>>A. Use the Kaio-Ken, get between them, and deflect the blast!
WELL FUCK NEVER MIND THEN
>C. Something else
If we can solar flare and destroy is scouter before he can see our powerlevel that would be great
>>788865
>B.
>>788865
>B
We should have wished back King Piccolo to fuse with Majunior
>>788865
>B
>>788876
He literally does not give a damn about our power level. He wont even check the thing unless we try to hide or put up a better fight.
>>788871
>>788873
As the blast streaks toward Kori, you fire off an attack of your own, which rushes down and strikes Freeza's beam, causing it to detonate without ever reaching Kori. You shield your eyes as dust is kicked up, and a powerful gust blows by.
"Mmmm..." Freeza turns his head to look up at you, the smirk still on his face as he lowers his arm to his side. "You're really not half bad. I almost want you for an underling."
He lets out a sigh. "Oh, but I can't very well do that now, can I? After all you did to oppose me, it wouldn't look very good if I rewarded you with a place in my servitude. If only you hadn't been so foolish as to strike against me, you could have seen and done so many wonderful things."
He turns to face you completely. "But, there's little sense pondering what-ifs. I'll focus on the here and now. You're going to die by my hand, little Earthling; you and the child here are little more than ants attempting to combat a dinosaur."
>A. Really? You think that if you and Kori work together, you stand a chance.
>B. Tell him that he might want to take a look at his scouter; your power levels are growing
>C. Tell him that it's not just you and Kori he has to worry about; a Namekian Demon and a Saiyan Warrior are going to arrive soon
>D. Charge down and attack him!
>E. Prepare to defend yourself
>F. Kaio-Ken
>G. Something else
>>788890
Weshould have wished to unlock kori and picollo as well. Goku doesnt need it, but we sure as hell do
>>788926
>>G. Something else
Solar Flare
Repress Power Level
Sneak Attack
>>788926
>G. Wait, how do you know what a dinosaur is?
>>788940
This
And
>How do you know what ants are?
>>788926
>G
>Seriously,how do we all speak the same language
>>788940
Other planets have dinosaurs in Dragonball
>>788937
he still has his scouter, i think, maybe.
>>788926
>C.
>E.
>>788926
>B
>E
Lets get his mind off of Kori
>>788926
Whats the DC to charge him and fire ki blasts in the ground in front of him and using the momentum from our charge to do a leg sweep to knock him off balance, followed by us pushing ourselves from the ground and tackling him to the ground before unleashing a large volley of ki blasts up close as we rise into the air and detonate the large amount of ki thats gathered there.
>>788926
A
Let's not divulge too much info or give him a reason to end this quickly
>>788959
To pull all of that off? 100
>>788926
>Two questions. One, how come you speak perfect English? I mean you even have an English accent. Two, how do you know what dinosaurs and ants are? I guess I have three actually, are you implying all life in the galaxy evolved from the same ancestors?
>>788990
The Supreme Kai must be really uninspired, I mean, the only nonhumanoid alien is the Galactic King. Even Ogres and Demons are humanoids.
>>788993
Fine then I vote
>Frieza, we know your name, I feel you should know ours, it is only proper. My name is Tofoo Briefs and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. And this, this right here is Little Kori, and she's full of rage. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. Bada boom, realest guys in the room. How you doin'?
>>788993
Would we get death beamed if we don't?
>>789002
Yes
>>788999
This
Stall for time guys
>>788993
>Also why does it seem like every race speaks perfect english? Like how did you even learn it. And why do the namekians know as well. This makes no sense
Techniques for fighting stromger opponents usually rely upon a few things
>Using life force instead of ki
>Focusing the energy of your attack into a small area
>Charging your attack, leaving you vulnerable
>Tricking your opponent
>Gathering extra energy from another source
>combining your attack with someone elses.
Just food for thought
>>788926
>>A. Really? You think that if you and Kori work together, you stand a chance.
And G: Tell him he's a colossal faggot for using lipstick
>>789029
You forgot
>perfecting the kaioken
>>789018
I will change to >A
In the interst of moving this along and halting the ooc language lesson
>>789033
I'll switch to this
>>789039
It's not OOC, our wife is a scientist and Tofoo is naturally curious, so of course we'd be curious on her behalf and ours.
>>789034
.... you cant "perfect" pushing yourself past your limits. You can get better at it, more tolerant, but it will still fuck you up.
That said kaioken X20 in this fight is on my bucket list
>>789033
>>788974
"Really?" you ask. "I think that if Kori and I work together, we stand a chance."
Freeza chuckles. "You believe that? Truthfully?"
You nod. "I do."
Freeza chuckles again. "Such a sense of humor. But, I'm hardly in the mood for jokes at the moment. This child's battle power is entirely inconsequential, but if you're so confident in your own abilities, I will be more than happy to put them to the test."
He explodes from the ground, rushing up to attack head-on.
>A. Rush down to meet his charge (89)
>B. Defend (97)
>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)
>D. Kaio-Ken and defend (80)
>E. Solar Flare!
>F. Something else
>>789058
>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)
DC to use Kienzan Blade while doing so?
>>789058
>F kaioken, block his attack with kienzan blade, then follow through.
Result, one less arm.
>>789058
>>F. Something else
Shoot a super quick but weakass beam to his scouter and use the afterimage technique. Without his toy, he can't tell who's the real one
>>789058
>C.
Time to job
>>789058
>>E. Solar Flare!
>>789058
How much lower with a Kaio Ken x3 for the charge
>>789058
>>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)
this is about as useful as we're gonna be
>>789084
Switching to
>E. Then
Lewds for dice
>>789070
>>789078
>>789095
>>789097
ROLL
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>789137
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>789137
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>789137
>>789134
>we killed
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>789137
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>789137
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>789137
Glad I got home in time for the thread btw
>>789148
MY HERO
>>789148
Nice job.
Both on the lewds and the dice
>>789148
Woo
>>789134
Chichi killed and avenged her family, we were just the setting things up for her.
Based Bulma
>>789148
>>789147
>>789143
"Kaio-Ken!" you shout, feeling a surge of energy shoot through your body.
A red aura surrounds you, and you can feel your power rapidly rising. As Freeza comes in, his scouter beeps frantically before blowing up in his face.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" Freeza cries out in surprise as you make your move.
Charging down, you pull back your left hand, punching with all of your might and catching Freeza's right cheek, turning his head and knocking him back. You follow this with a kick to his face, sending him flying away.
Before he gets far, you grab him by the tail, spinning and tossing him toward the ground. He flips over in the air, landing in a crouch, but hitting the ground with such force that it creates a small crater.
Frowning, Freeza stands back up, staring at you for a moment before his confident smirk returns to his face.
"Hmm...your assertion wasn't entirely an empty boast after all, it seems," Freeza comments, his tail slowly moving behind him. "Your strength is commendable, truly. But you're still hopelessly outmatched. There are none in this universe who can stand withstand my power. Allow me to give you a demonstration."
>A. You know all about his power; he can transform
>B. You're waiting (prepare to defend)
>C. Something else
>C no matter what don't let him power up
>>789189
>C. Keep the pressure on him, he probably needs time to transform
>>789194
This
If he needs to stay still to transform maybe we can interrupt it with a kienzan
>>789189
>>C. Kaioken then after-image
>>789189
>>C. Something else
KEEP THE PRESSURE UP
GANK THE NIGGA
>>789189
>C go for the kill blow with the ki blade while he starts to transform
>>789189
>C. Something else
"For a second I thought you knew. Good thing you didn't catch on, now Yamcha!"
Whats the DC to do this in order to trick him to turn around and leave himself open for a bear punch in the gut?
>>789189
>A.
>>789189
>C dont let up, its like a dunkin donuts fire sale, bear claws for everyone
>>789225
No roll, but Freeza's not quite that stupid.
>>789230
>letting him know we know he can transform
>implying then he won't just skip to final form cuz you ruined the surprise.
I'm running out of Bulma lewds but I'll keep posting
>>789241
Honestly I just want to hold Freiza off until Piccolo and Goku come back
>>789189
>Drop Kaio-Ken, then rush him with a double after image and hit him with a Thunder Punch
>>789267
If you want to drag out the fight then don't make him go full throttle from the start. You gotta let him toy with us.
>>789285
No sauce unfortunately, my DB image collection has come from these threads and /a/
>>789199
>>789205
>>789207
>>789208
Piccolo's warning about Freeza comes to mind. This monster has the ability to transform and increase his power, just as Zarbon did.
Unwilling to let that happen, you rush down, channeling energy into your right arm, and forming a blade made of ki. Raising your arm high, you chop down at Freeza, hoping to end the battle with that single attack.
His left hand shoots up, stopping your Energy Blade before it can reach its mark. His hand closes around yours, and his other slams into your gut with a powerful punch that causes you to double over.
Smirking, he follows with an uppercut, releasing your hand and allowing you to fly off your feet and into the air.
"Come now, you didn't think you could defeat me like that, did you?" Freeza questions as you recover in the air. "There's confidence, and then there's foolishness. It seems that your mentality falls firmly into the latter category. I am your superior in terms of power, and beyond that, I have a little secret that should drive the foolish confidence even from the heart of someone like you."
A smirk comes over his face. "You see, the form that stands before you now is something of a camouflage meant to conceal my true appearance, and temper my power. Perhaps you'll understand your face when you see me transform."
>A. You're watching
>B. Attack before he can transform
>C. He can do whatever he likes; you'll still win
>D. Something else
>>789324
>B.
>>789324
>B. Attack before he can transform
>D. "Hey Kori, you want to actually give us a hand you useless kid?"
>>789324
>>B. Attack before he can transform
>>789324
>B
>D ask kori to help.
>>789324
"you'll understand your place" *
Bleh
>>789324
>>D. Something else
"Dude if you are already this powerful why the hell would i ever let you do that. Give me one good reason."
>>789324
>I feel I understand my face pretty well. And not to brag but I must say I'm pretty handsome. Then a Lightning Controlled Shot that we loop back into him when he dodges it.
>>789324
>A
Guys its not happening
>>789374
We have to try dude
>>789391
Yeah, i can respect that. Lets hope we get a DC.
>>789324
>D. Extend our blade out to stab him from a distance while he's holding our arm
>>789425
Oh, he let go.
Go for a kienzan hidden behind a ki blast then?
>>789330
>>789331
>>789335
>>789337
"I won't let you!" you vow, gathering your energy and rushing down toward Freeza.
The tyrant smirks at your approach, rushing up to meet your charge. The two of you reach one another and quickly begin exchanging attacks, but, before long, Freeza's tail wraps around your throat, and he moves himself behind and above you.
"This technique of yours," he says. "This Kaio-Ken, as you put it. I've encountered abilities like it before. You can only sustain it for a brief period of time without crippling your body, am I correct?"
He applies more pressure to your throat, and his foot comes to strike you in the back.
"K-Kori," you gasp as you fall to your knees.
A yell follows, and the tail unwraps from your throat. You fall onto all fours, gasping for air as you feel a surge of power behind you.
Kori has entered the fray, and her power is skyrocketing.
As you pick yourself off the ground, however, you quickly see that it won't be enough, and soon, Freeza smacks her with his tail, sending her crashing to the ground nearby.
He points toward her, and a thin beam of light shoots in her direction.
>A. Get between them and deflect it
>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)
>C. Something else
>>789442
>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)
>>789442
>>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)
There's no DC on A. It's gotta be a trap
>>789442
>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)
>C. Position our body to take the brunt of it if we fail
>>789442
>B.
No no no save Kori
>C Kaoi-ken times 4
>>789455
His death beam is a piercing attack.
It would punch a hole in us and hit kori anyways if we tried to deflect it without using ki.
>>789442
>B
>>789442
>B
>>789478
>>789476
>>789460
>>789456
>>789455
>>789448
Sorry, internet went down
ROLL
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>789565
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>789565
I think Bulma looks best in a lab coat, well that and a bunny outfit.please don't die Kori
>iPad's internet stops working
Now I'm on my iPhone. I don't want to get on my computer. The chair isn't as comfy as the couch.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>789565
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>789565
time to die
>>789575
DOWN TO THE MARROW
>>789575
Piccolo could learn a thing or two from us. So could Yamcha.
>>789575
Power of music affects rolls it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tUFnvijlwE
>>789570
>two face
>rolled a 50
>>789575
>>789575
>>789571
>>789570
Turning your attention away from Freeza, you rush down and scoop Kori off the ground, pulling her out of the way just before the blast would have hit. The explosion on impact makes it pretty clear that Kori would not have survived that attack, and she stares down at the spot with wide-eyes.
"T-thanks, Tofoo," she tells you as you set her down.
Turning back to Freeza, you feel your heart rate pick up. A massive glow of energy is surrounding him, and you feel his power shooting through the room. You try to move toward him, but the energy pushes you back, and you brace yourself for what is to come.
When the glow fades, Freeza is different. He's grown far taller, shed his armor, and his horns have curved upward. Beyond that, his power is absolutely terrifying, and you can tell that, as you are, you stand no chance against this foe.
"What do you think?" he questions in a much deeper voice than before. "Impressive, isn't it? I should warn you, though, in this form, my power tends to get away from me. But, I suppose that's the nature of the beast when you're dealing with a power level of one million."
>A. One million?
>B. He's lying!
>C. Try a Kaio-Ken times four
>D. Something else
>>789713
>>D. Zarbon did that too and I cut his heart out.
>>789713
>A.
Oh we are so boned
>D. Holy shit, for real? How did you even? Even if i pushed my body to the limit, i'd make maybe half of that.
>>789713
>shooting through the room.
Not the room!
>D. That's it? I expected the all-mighty Frieza's transformation to be more than just getting taller. I mean, the power is nice, but really? That's all?
>>789713
>A
>>789713
>>D. Something else
"If you think im smart enough to give up you have another thing coming you over grown freak."
>>789713
>D. *Stunned Silence*
And the rape train cometh forth
Now we job until Goku heals up
>>789735
Typos, I hate them
>>789762
You do remember how well Piccolo did against this form, right?
>>789713
We need a kaioken times 10 to get in the vicinity of 1 million. Depending on our current power. We might be able to hold up with a kaioken times 8 if the recent power boost was huge.
We just need to create an opening for a kienzan or kienzan blade
>>789768
You do realise this is just the beginning.
We job until Goku heals up and piccolo gets here and we try to kill frieza as quickly as possible.
Or we get good rolls.
As long as this faggot dies I'm good
>>789713
"I gotta be honest, that seems like overkill to me. It's not exactly like I was WINNING earlier, and do you really have anything better to do than beat me up as long as possible?"
>>789780
Could we theoretically overload our Kaioken to severely hurt final form Frieza at the cost of our body?
>D solar flare
>>789768
Lets hope the green machine is on his way then
>Captcha is a street sighn for greentown
>>789795
not yet, we'll only get once shot at that, and we need to make it count
>>789803
wouldn't using it now when we know the kienzan can hurt him rather then waiting for him to get stronger be a good idea then
>>789747
>>789732
>>789735
"O-one million?" you ask.
Freeza smirks. "There's the fear I was hoping to inspire. Yes, and now your true suffering will begin. I promise you, this form makes the one you're familiar with seem as gentle as a sleeping kitten."
His eyes shift between you and Kori. "Now, which one of you wants to be the first to see Hell?"
>A. Tell Freeza that he's celebrating his victory too early
>B. Tell him to leave Kori out of this
>C. Kaio-Ken times four (59)
>D. Tell him that he's bluffing; there's no way his power can be that great
>E. Something else
>>789827
>>E. Kaio-Ken times 5
>>789827
>A.
>B.
>>789827
>A
>C
All right lets take our dose
>>789827
A. Tell Freeza that he's celebrating his victory too early
C. Kaio-Ken times four (59)
>>789827
>E. "Kori probably does, I hear it's full of Jelly Beans, kids love those."
>>789865
you bet it is
>>789827
>C. Kaio-Ken times four (59)
This is the part where that kaioken sustainment training kicks in, right?
>>789870
This is the part where anon's training of his ass comes in.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
rolling for circumference
>>789858
>>789862
>>789870
ROLL
Lab coat = Bunny Suit > rest of Bulma's outfits
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>789922
>>789927
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>789927
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>789927
>>789932
>>789931
>>789922
>>789943
>>789931
>>789932
>>789937
>>789938
>>789937
>>789932
>>789931
WHELP.
I can't watch.
I'm closing this tab and i'll come back later.
Of all the rolls we had to fail, it was a kaioken roll.
Ok I know things are looking bad right now, but it's not like he's gonna insta-gib us.
>>789955
If I didn't waste those few seconds.
Now we getting dose
I knew our good rolls would come back to us
>>789931
>>789932
>>789937
"I think you're celebrating a little early," you tell Freeza. "Kaio-Ken times four!"
"What?!" Freeza snaps.
A red glow begins to surround your body, and a terrible pain shoots through it, forcing you to stop your attempt at once as you fall to one knee.
It shouldn't be like this. You've gone this high before, so why isn't it working now? Maybe your body's having some trouble adjusting to its new power, which makes the Kaio-Ken harder to use?
"You imbecile," Freeza chastises. "Your body can't handle that much energy. And, I won't have you killing yourself before I can kill you myself!"
With that, he begins to step toward you.
>A. Kaio-Ken times three! (40)
>B. Tell Kori to run
>C. Kienzan!
>D. Something else
>>790011
>A. Kaio-Ken times three! (40)
>>790011
>A. Kaio-Ken times three! (40)
>>790011
>>D. Something else
Try time 4 again
Because fuck this guy
>>790011
>>D. Solar Flare, grab Kori and run!
>>790024
Watch we get that 99 DC with a chance of complete cardiac arrest
>>790011
>B. Tell Kori to run
>D. Do a ginyu force dance move and fire off a solar flare as the finishing pose.
No one is prepared for the disco bear flare.
>>790037
>>790021
>>790020
ROLL
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>790080
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>790080
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>790080
dice+1d100
>>790088
Oh sweet jesus thank you.
>>790088
>>790092
If a quadruple Kaio-Ken won't work, maybe you can still pull of a triple. You pull yourself back to your feet and prepare to try, when you decide that it's not worth it. Three times your power won't be enough, in fact, even times four might not be enough.
So, it's all or nothing.
"KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!" you roar at the top of your lungs, feeling a colossal sure of power as the red aura surrounds you once more.
Freeza halts his approach, staring at you as you pull off the technique. He chuckles to himself, once again seeming more amused than worried.
"Full of surprises, aren't you?" he asks as he takes another step forward. "Let's see how long you can sustain that power."
He stares into your eyes, not moving another muscle.
>A. Attack head-on (85)
>B. Stand your ground and wait for him to make his next move
>C. Solar Flare
>D. Kienzan
>E. Multiform
>F. Something else
>>790150
>>A. Attack head-on (85)
>>790150
C then D
>>790150
>>F. bear shout at the ground before his feet
>>790150
>A. Attack head-on.
Go balls out or die.
c then d
>>790150
>F. Hide a kienzan behind a large energy blast
>>790269
>attack head on
>>790269
>Attack head on
>>790269
C then D
>>790269
>F. Hide a kienzan behind a large energy blast (make it look weak so he doesn't dodge)
>>790272
>>790185
>>790160
ROLL
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>790282
lol
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>790282
rolling
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>790282
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>790282
RIP Tofoo roll
Lewds for the dice gods
>>790293
power levels are mostly bullshit,but what are our power level and gokus power level now?
>>790286
>>790287
>>790288
With a loud cry, you rush forward, moving toward Freeza with your full speed and attacking with everything you have. The punch you open with finds itself blocked by Freeza's arm, and the punch he counters with meets your leg. You knee-strike with your free leg, catching him in the jaw and causing him to lift up onto his toes.
At that moment, you kick out, catching him in the chest and sending him slamming against the ground.
>A. Rush in and press the attack!
>B. Bear Shout
>C. Move back and wait for him to get up
>D. Try to slice him with an Energy Blade
>E. Climb into the air and use energy attacks from above
>F. Something else
>>790323
Goku is probably sitting at 3,000,000+ if we go off what the guid books have to say. But it doesnt matter as powerlevels are bullshit
>>790325
>A.
>>790339
Search "Funsexydragonball" on tumblr
>>790345
Thanks a lot
>>790325
>C. Move back and wait for him to get up
>>790325
>B
>>790325
>D. Try to slice him with an Energy Blade
>>790325
>F. Fall back, go full vegeta on him with ki-blasts to kick up dust and then kienzan when he can't see it
>>790325
>>A. Rush in and press the attack!
>>790325
Whats the DC to add King Chappas eight arm style to our pressing attack?
>>790382
No DC, you have that technique pretty much mastered
>>790367
Huh, that actually sounds like an okay idea.
Also can we lob a bunch of generic ki blasts at Frieza to lower his guard, and then throw a Kienzan and hope he thinks he can tank it?
>>790389
Going for it then
>>790395
That's what the dust cloud is for.
He can't sense ki and he's never seen that attack, so just mix it in with the rest and he won't tell the difference.
>>790406
Wait, I thought Frieza literally invented that move the first time he used it because "if that bald twerp can make a cutty disc thing, then I can do that but BETTER"
>>790325
changing to
>>F. Fall back, go full vegeta on him with ki-blasts to kick up dust and then kienzan when he can't see it
>>790414
Well, the first time Krillin used it, he moved out of the way, so he seemed to know it wasn't some ordinary attack. Vegeta knew what type of move it was when Krillin used it against Nappa.
>>790421
Yeah that makes sense I guess,.
>>790421
I guess you learn a few things when you tear through the entire galaxy
>>790431
Probably
Well Vegeta picked it up pretty easily I mean he threw a Destructodickat Kori
>>790455
>>790444
kicking up dust then kienzan is the only smart move
>>790467
Well, you're right, but not for the reason you think
>>790469
Gives Piccolo a chance to show up without being seen?
>>790484
Nope, more you chose an option that allowed you to avoid a sneak attack
>>790469
So we're just gonna nick his tail, arent we
>>790418
>>790367
While Freeza's on the ground, you launch yourself into the air, only for something to come bursting from beneath the surface and reaching toward you. It takes a moment for you to realize that you're looking at Freeza's tail, which can evidently stretch like Piccolo's arms.
Giving yourself an extra boost of speed, you rise higher and evade the tail, firing a barrage of light energy attacks down at Freeza. They probably do little in the way of causing pain, but they do manage to distract Freeza, and the dust they kick up obscures his vision.
While he's momentarily disoriented, you raise your right hand over your head, releasing energy above your palm and flattening it into a disk.
Beneath you, Freeza's tail begins to retract.
"KIENZAN!" you shout, throwing the disk down into the cloud.
Before your attack can reach, Freeza emerges from the cloud, dashing away as fast as he can, but he soon cries out in surprise and anger, and you smirk, realizing his tail didn't retract fast enough.
Sure enough, as the cloud vanishes, you see part of his tail lying on the ground.
Freeza glares up at you with pure hatred. "Y-you...."
>A. Throw more Kienzans
>B. Bear Shout
>C. Charge down at him (85)
>D. Prepare to defend (80)
>E. Something else
>A
>>790512
>A.
It's not delivery, it's digiorno!
>>790512
DC to charge him and bear shout in his face point blank?
>>790512
>C. Charge down at him (85)
No breaks!
>>790512
>>A. Throw more Kienzans
>>E. Sorry about your. Not like you're very attached to it now anyways
>>790512
Whats the DC to pretend to defend, but fire a bear shout at his face when he gets close to catch him by surprise and launch a lightning fist?
>>790536
>Sorry about your tail
>>790546
Shouting in his face seems good to me.
>>790546
What about a Power Geyser?
>>790561
80
>>790551
Supporting
>>790513
>>790519
>>790536
As Freeza trembles with rage, you raise your right hand over your head, creating another disk. "KIENZAN!"
"Nooo!" Freeza roars, his voice growing more enraged by the second.
You hurl the disk, but he easily moves out of the way. You throw another, and another, and another, but he manages to dodge every single last one that you throw at him.
Finally, he seems to have enough, and he clenches one hand into a fist, bringing it to his chest before opening it with his palm upward, unleashing a colossal amount of energy.
>A. Avoid it! (59)
>B. Stay where you are and protect yourself (80)
>C. Charge into it and attempt to hit Freeza
>D. Energy Shield
>E. Something else
>>790591
>>A. Avoid it! (59)
>>790591
>>A. Avoid it! (59)
>>790591
>A. Avoid it! (59)
Can we add dodon ray in case he gets any smart ideas of trying to charge us when dodging his blast?
>>790598
>>790602
>>790606
ROLL
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>790637
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>790637
>>790637
ROLL
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>790637
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>790637
>>790647
Are with us or against us mate?
>>790647
oh thank fuck
>>790647
>>790656
Idk but I've been keeping Tofoo alive on Namek it seems
>>790667
I think we've been flying through namek and surviving by the skin of our collective asses to be honest. This entire arc has been a bit fucky
>>790672
Tofoo's had clutch luck from the beginning of the quest.
>>790671
Emperor of Space? More like Emperor of Jobbers.DC to use Makankosappo on the fly if we have the chance?
>>790672
Weve lasted longer than i expected against freeza
>>790692
Don't you know? Frieza is absolutely shit at murdering anybody that matters
>>790698
The fuck you saying about krillin motherfucker?
>>790705
I'm saying he didn't pose a threat for bit before he died.He was just some earthling. Screamed beautifully in the end though.
>>790647
>>790645
>>790640
You move yourself out of the way as quickly as you can, but Freeza is right behind you, charging forward with an evil grin on his face.
"I applaud your speedy withdrawal," he tells you as he closes in. "But you can't run forever."
Time to stop running, then. You rush forward to meet Freeza, who thrusts a hand toward you, unleashing a large wave of energy that you spin to avoid, closing the distance, rising above him, and kicking downward, catching him between the shoulder-blades and sending him plummeting toward the ground, head over heels as he descends.
At the last moment, he rights himself, exploding back upward toward you, slamming his fist into your gut and causing you to fall over his fist in pain, the Kaio-Ken knocked from your body as you gasp for air.
Smirking, he pulls his fist back, raising his elbow and moving to strike you in the back of the head. You turn over just in time, scarcely avoiding the strike, but his tail quickly comes down, slamming into your body and sending you crashing to the ground below.
You hiss in pain, struggling to rise as Freeza stares down at you, raising his hand and channeling energy.
"KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!" you roar, your power returning as the red aura surrounds your body once again.
Freeza unleashes his blast, but you fire one of your own upwards at him, and the two attacks collide with a blinding flash of light, and a deafening crash like thunder. The two of you push against one-another's attacks, each one struggling to overpower the other, but neither having any luck.
Eventually, it becomes too much, and the blasts detonate with another loud crash, creating a massive cloud of smoke.
Taking advantage of this, you charge up through the smoke, emerging from the cloud and rushing Freeza, catching him in the face with a punch that sends him flying further upward.
Before he gets too far, you grab his tail, spinning and throwing him down into the nearby water with a massive splash.
>A. Go down after him
>B. Take a moment to catch your breath
>C. Look for Kori
>D. Something else
>>790739
>>D. Tell Kori to start charging up a Kamehameha with you
>>790739
>B. Take a moment to catch your breath
>>790739
>D. Charge a full power kamehameha and get ready to charge at him
>>790739
>B.
>>790726
>>Ningen of any stripe mattering
>>790739
>D. Something else
Use our Ki to bend light around us to turn practically invisible.
-but in all seriousness, >C. Look for Kori.
>>790739
>D
Charge a kamehameha to fire when he emerges
>>790739
>fire a Lightning Shot or two into the water
Nevermind my earlier dumb shit, go for this, go for this so bad.
>>790739
B.
>>790765
Supporting this.
Hopefully our luck holds up
>>790765
changing to this
>>790761
I know right? It's like they can't even see how bad they're fucking up
Dc to spam lightning shot?
>>790761
> hating yourself so much you need to change into a degenerate monkey
>>790795
>thinks barbaric grappling techniques will damage my godly visage
Take your torn ningen pectoral and go home Chris Jericho
>>790765
this
>>790802
Shush Zamasu before the ningen kill you
>>790802
Zamasu, you just made the list, you stupid idiot.
>Baron Corbin is on Team Smackdown
Fucking why?
>>790811
So long as I'm immortal it doesn't matter what they do. They will pay for fucking up our cabin
>>790821
You won't be so smug when the Saiyans get our Potara earrings.
>>790765
>>790778
>>790779
Gathering your energy, you create two balls of light, each one crackling with electricity. You hurl them down into the water, knowing that Freeza's in for some serious pain.
>End Updates
That's all for tonight, everyone. I hope you all had fun
Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running this or another quest
As always, I will stick around for a while
>>790828
>All great except EOZ and GT
>>790816
>He doesn't even comprehend his misdeeds against nature's beauty
You'd be on my list as well if you actually mattered unlike the ningen you are.
>>790834
I don't need to take this shit from some old ass man sipping tea all day. If they were gonna have the bright idea to fuse they'd have done it a long time ago.
>>790843
Thanks for running Som, the dice seemed to favor us this thread. But I have a feeling it won't last. What's Kori been doing during our fight or her reaction to it?
Is Goku sensing/seeing this with his weird mind powers that come and go
>>790843
Freeza's thoughts on us?
What are Kori, Goku, and King and the others that are watching the fight thinking of how we're still standing and handling ourselves with Freeza?
>>790843
Thanks for running Som. I gotta ask, when's Piccolo gonna get back? He certainly shouldn't be taking anywhere near this long?
>>790857
Is he waiting for us to die again?
>>790845
Thinking the list is an affront to natures' beauty. It is a gift from the gods themselves that is second only to the Gift of Jericho. DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAN.
>>790860
This is as easy or easier than the Saiyan Saga.
>>790860
So she's still shaken when we saved her from becoming Kori bits?
>>790870
I see.....I will keep that in mind
>>790872
She knows she nearly died, and she can feel how powerful Freeza is
>>790870
I should stop rolling then
>>790875
No you won't. You don't have the balls.And neither does Namek.
>>790875
When's Kori gonna get mad?
Also are you gonna make any of the damage we've done carry over to Frieza's third form?
>>790875
Is our power currently rising still?
>>790887
If he gets too fucked up he'll just skip to Final Form and shove the dose right back down Piccolo's throat.
>>790875
Freeza figure out we were the pl of 20000 and starting to regret saying we wouldn't be trouble?
>>790902
What do Broly fans think Broly is? A character that can get stronger, ridiculously so, through hard work, and struggled with some moral decisions and their consequences?
Piccolo having Kaio-ken pretty much changes every fight he would normally be in, will be interesting to see.
>>790908
Any chance we can fight Kaguya when we hit Super?
>>790914
They think he is anything other than the worst aspects of Z.
>>790919
Do you think a half saiyan half majin would be broken?
>>790943
Yes, if its even possible
>>790958
Buuby magic.
>>790960
Wouldn't that just be entirely Majin? Unless it's a Potara fusion, in which case its life must be hell.
>>790919
King Kai's commentary as the fight was going on for the others on his planet?
>>790969
"Tofoo can't possibly handle this foe on his own."
"He's holding his own surprisingly well, but I'm not sure how long it will last."
"Freeza's power has gone through the roof! Tofoo is in deep trouble now!"
"Unbelievable, Tofoo is still hanging in there!"
>>790978
Does this mean we can finally get the title"Ultimate Jobber"?
Because at this rate we might actually get to job final form frieza.
And maybe even cause some damage
>>790991
Possibly. When Piccolo shows up, Freeza might have to get serious
>>790992
Great.
After this saga we have to revive krillin and yamcha.
Gotta get them up to snuff and we can form team job and also probably tien.
>>791023
>krillin and yamcha.
Fuck Ox King, Shen, Roshi, Tsuno, and everyone in East City.
>>791023
You are not gonna be pleased with the next saga
>>791032
It's not Garlic, it's not Cooler, it's not Broly.... is it the Otherworld Tournament?
>>791032
SOM when do we get time to help our fellow humans not become irrelevant cannon fodder?
>>791023
You mean hang out with our son and wife for a bit, since I doubt Krillin and Yamcha want to do any training anytime soon when they come back to the living.
>>791032
WHAT IS IT
>>791054
WHAT
>>791057
What?
>>791061
No what tournament are you talking about and who is gonna be doing the black-ing
>>791049
We can just balance time between family time and training for our next job.
>>791054
Turles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBcsDf74L8
>>791070
Lord Slug but Piccolo is still salty so he rekts Slug and fuses with him?
>>791072
Nope
>>791074
Garlic Jr. but with Pilaf instead of Garlic? The Black Star Dragon Balls are used? Multiverse is happening but we're 12 years behind every other universe?
>>791070
Zamasu going to steal our body?
>>791074
SOM do you enjoy being ominous?
>>791054
>Let's just say, you might get blacked a bit early
Oh no not again
>>791074
Mira? Super Android Tao and Blue?
>>791086
Is our pl basically at or close to 200,000?
>>791227
Fuck power levels
Reading this well after the session is over:
>>790011
>It shouldn't be like this. You've gone this high before, so why isn't it working now?
Because when Tofoo gets badly injured, like with Jackie Chun at the first WMAT we attended, Tofoo's energy goes into holding his body together. We use too much of that energy, our body falls apart.
The natural extra stress of the Kaioken doesn't help matters, either.
>>791070
>And it who, what.
Are we going to get Goku's heart condition? Is this the price our fragile human bodies pay for trying to keep up?
>>791227
Kaioken x4 is putting us on roughly competitive ground with the "over 1,000,000" of Freeza's 2nd form, so we're probably at least around 250,000.
It doesn't really matter though, since nothing short of a triple digit kaioken would be able to put us anywhere near final form Freeza's level.
Do we still have that senzu Goku gave us?
>We might be jobbing out 2nd form frieza
Wew
That means we're almost certainly getting krill end for goku or getting vegeta'd after saving piccolo from getting turbo rekt by final form frieza finally eliminating his salt
>>791488
Kaioken X 20 might work
If we get really good rolls
I'M FINALLY UNBANNED
Oh god dammit.
Is the next arc a tournament in hell?
We are gonna be dead after all
Wait.... we cut off his tail!
Eat that tail. Eat it now!
>>792598
Maybe if Tofoo eats his tail he will get some of freezer's powerlevels
>>792609
No seriously, thats a thing.
His tail is a type of power-up food
>>792633
wait...so we should eat his tail?
>>792633
Wait, what? Since when?
>>792690
>>792698
Frieza's race is shown to have extendible tails, as evidenced by Frieza in his second form extending his tail in a feint attack on Gohan, Krillin, Vegeta, and Dende shortly after transforming, as well as Chilled using his tail to attack Ipana. In Dragon Ball Online it is shown that the tissue making their race's tails can give a potent power boost to those who eat it, as after taking a bite out of the part of second form Frieza's tail that was cut off by Krillin, the Time Breaker Frieza Soldier who ate that part of Frieza's tail mutated, becoming larger and much stronger. Their tails ability to mutant individuals that eat them is a unique attribute to Frieza's race.
>>792734
Ok, definitely taking a bite out of that tail when Piccolo arrives
>>792734
Bumrush to eat Frieza's tail we cut off.
>>792734
Unless King Kai feels like bringing that up, then there is no sane reason to do that.
>>792859
Well we might as well ask King Kai if it's a good idea. I can imagine Tofoo must be pretty hungry right about now.
>>791234
Did Kori's tail grow back from her instincts kicking in from the danger of Freeza?
>>792887
that feels very meta, why the tail of all things? bulma probably has a shitton of food at the capsule house
>>792859
Yeah, i realized that after posting.
We could
>A be trying to intimidate freeza
Which is unlikely as hell.
>B be trying to keep his focus on us and away fron Kori
Possible, but not probable since his hate-boner is pointed firmly at our anus
>C get the idea from King Kai
Also possible given king kai has a much better understanding of freeza and his race than we do. But it would require asking him for help, unlikely unless we've been curb stomped already.
Its coming, but we arent' there yet.
Also biting a chunk of the tail off will mutate us. How much and what we look like woukd be up to SOM, but at least we would still be human.
>>793016
I figure Som would be nice and and just give us horns or something.
>>792734
Sounds like a legit way like any other for a power boost, and here I thought dragon ball couldn't get any wackier
>>793016
If we play it right, we could use it to destract Frizzy from an attack by Goku/Piccolo.
"Well shit, fighting an effeminate dictator sure makes me hungry. Say, that tail over there looks pretty good."
For extra kek, we should deliberate with ourselves over how to prepare the tail.
>>793745
Radical
Time to show that lil girl the moon
>>793750
Namek has 3 fucking suns. It's never night there and we don't even know if there are any moons to bounce blutz waves off of.
>>793772
And none of you know the power ball
>>793772
Then get Goku to use his bullshit psychic powers to let Kori think there is a moon or something.
>>793750
There's a reason namek never changes to night even though multiple days took place on it
It has no fucking moons and three stars
It's amazing how all the water dosen't get evaporated
>>793842
You know how Roshi feels about moons though
>>793869
Yeah, but he tricked Manwolf into thinking Krillin's head was a moon in canon
>>793827
From an astronimical standpoint, that is a seriously fucked up solar system.
Namek would have to occupy a highly unusual position inside the orbit of the trinary star system. Unless the stars were very in correct synch its temperature would vary a LOT. Like hellfire inferno to ice age. No wonder they had a cataclysm
>>793910
I think there's a good chance that Namek is tidally locked. It'd make sense as shots of the planet show a darkside to it
>>793948
Good point, i should have remembered that from the pic that keeps popping up ib these threads.
Hey SOM, if we get a chancreatures to mutate, can we get small black oni like points for horns? I think that would actually be pretty stylish
>>794005
wut
>>794005
Similar to dabura, but more front facing and about 1.2 inches longer?
>>794044
That cannot be the wierdest request you have ever gotten from a reader. It simply cannot.
>>794054
nope
>>794061
Giving Piccolo an actual Dangalang when
>>794061
No to his question or no to him implying that wasn't the weirdest question asked?
>>794005
I actually quite like the idea of tiny horns
>>794086
Is this because we tried to become saiyan? If it is, I'm sorry.
>>794086
So som
In an actual show format would this be the commercial break or the week break till next episode
>>794110
this is the break till next episode right now I think
>>794101
That shit was the dumbest idea I've ever seen
You didn't even listen to others you just talked to them really while being really condescending
>>794123
Point taken. I think everybody just panicked because this is the point where humans just kinda became non-relevant in canon. Nobody wants to be the MC in a quest where Goku does everything cool.
>>794086
Your monosyllabic responses are frustrating.
>>794139
True
We do have ways to get better that no one tried to use though
Tien had the life force infused attacks which made them much stronger
Multiple ways to use the kaioken to get magical dragon buffs
That and big P told us we had huge potential
If we actually fucking training and come up with no techniques instead of doing nothing for entire years we can catch up
>>794278
New not no
>>794278
I figure if we stick with gravity training and work at keeping the Kaioken up longer we should fare far better.
That may put a damper on the plans to set up Tofoo's Dojo though.
>>794278
I want our wife to make an artificially intelligent computer designed specifically to challenge us and make our training more effective.as it slowly grows to respect us, then love us, then try to cuck bulma while we remain oblivious. A neat reversal of the usual training dynamic where the cannon wives are routinely cucked by training.
>>794314
I'd rather she make a non-evil Cell Jr. so we can have a sparring partner
>>794300
I mean we could just set up a dojo and have the gravity chamber be the special training room that only the dojo masters chosen pupils step foot in
One of the rituals for initiation could be dropping off our students in the woods and having them find a way back to our dojo
>>794322
She could totally make some non evil saibamen since their literally the perfect slave race
>>794338
Or mountain climbing with a cannonball strapped to their back. That seemed to work pretty good for kid Tofoo
>>794345
They only have a battle power of 1.0 Raditz though
>>794322
The reason i say that is because rapidly fluctuati g gravity would both force us to deal with gravity training, and rapid upsurges in our power rating.
Becoming lighter and ninbler actually increases our power rating. Dealing with changes lije that would make the kaioken easier to use... probably.
Gotten use to 500 G? Try fighting holograms when the gravity changes between 1 and 500.
Mastered that? Do it without light.
You can fight blind? Do it with random gravity DIRECTION.
And we can still spar with people under those conditions
>>794193
yes
>>794356
That would be an easy fix
Just mix in some dead vege cells and some of our cells
Tha worked for gero
Am probably gonna be running Earthbender Quest tonight
>>794362
I think keeping the gravity training at a constant multiplier with normal planetary direction would work just fine.
Training in constantly fluctuating gravity wouldn't help that much either as any of our real fights don't have fluctuating gravity. It may also lessen the power gained from training at higher gravity as a result.
I can see how training without light would help though as it would force us to refine our other senses as well as our perception of the opponent's Ki.
Another thing we could do for sparring is multi-form up an opponent and have us both fight in Kaioken X2 to increase to get used to it.
I'm glad we're brainstorming about making sick gains at least
>>794403
Sweet. I'm ready to poke Mauya some more
>>794434
>Antagonizing the healer
Sure you wanna do that, bro?
>>794449
I was sure last time and I'm sure now.
We need ki deflecting robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhMFt10JYKo
>>794484
Yamcha is a fucking loser, he wasted time looking at vegeta instead of doing training himself. I really hope Som doesn't go with the plan of getting Yamcha retired, I liked how competitive and competent he was until now in the tofooverse and would be a shame if he, well, pulled a Yamcha.
>>794567
well...we do need somebody to help run the Dojo
>>794567
He would at least have died awesomely if we had let him
>>794581
Piccobro if he lets his salt go
Kori if us beating that shit out of frieza inspired her
Krillin and chi chi for saving them and also hooking them up
Our wife and son when he gets older and if he wants to fight
There's also the fact that yamcha is also getting training from Roshi
>>794612
I don't think Piccolo would ever really adjust to something like this.
Kori has her own stuff to deal with.
Krillin and ChiChi could probably do very well.
And Yamcha is getting training from King Kai of all people right now. He'd be damn near perfect as a trainer.
Tofoo should have more children, at least a new one per story arc. According to dragon ball rules, the stronger you are when you insert your seed in a woman, the stronger the resulting child is, as seen with how Goten was leagues stronger and had an easier access to SSJ than Gohan was at the same age.
>>794703
Bulma would get tired of that shit after a while
Also the bullshit excuse they used was that goten and trunks where born without tails meaning they were stronger
>>794703
Plus more kids named after clothing.
Camisole
Lingere
Speedo
Tux
Teddy
Garter
Really lots and lots of a
Options for kids
>>794703
>the stronger you are when you insert your seed in a woman, the stronger the resulting child is
Well that's actually kind of a thing IRL.
Supposedly as you gain muscle mass certain parts of your DNA change so you better adjust to gaining muscle.
This means that your genes would be better suited towards building and maintaining muscle after a while,
which would mean your children would be that much stronger.
>>794783
>power of SWOLE
It's the power of AESTHETICS anon.
Also chicken breast.
>>794737
you mean Epigenetics? it doesnt really work like that desu
>>794737
Your dna has small sections that detatch themselves and reattach elsewhere all the time.
Fortunately the vast vast majority of your dna is non-coding dna that isnt directly part of an expressed gene. If this were not the case you would die very quickly.
In short.
Fuck you darwin, lamark was right all along!
>>795128
Worth noting however that the genome in your sperm is completely different from the genes in your muscles.
Even if meiosis didnt ensure randomization, confornational changes in the dna of one cell arent automatically transfered to your whole body.
If they were you would die from cancer out competing healthy cells fairly quickly.
Tl;dr fuck your shit lamark, darwin was right all along.
>>795126
I don't fucking know what it's called nor do I particularly care. I saw somebody talking about something kinda similar and I brought up something that was vaguely related.
Oh man, I'm trying to get caught up but I feel like I'm reading over things, or missed a lot randomly... Can someone give me some in-depth bullet points?