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You are the Lego man shown in this picture. You wake up with no memory of who you are or where you are. You are also tied up in chains. What do you do?
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>>782155
Bump again
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
Imma try and break the chains.
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>>782253
You stand up and struggle to free yourself from the chains, but then you realize that you don't have any arms.
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>>782263
Question life decisions, then look around.
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>>782270
You begin to wonder what circumstances could have brought you to this, before taking the moment to zoom out and notice your surroundings. To the left, you see a red container and a... dinosaur? To the right, you see a robot man guarding what appears to be a gate. Behind you is a pile of some sort of soft gray hair, and you can see something yellow buried under it. Directly in front of you is a large platform that seems too steep to climb.
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>>782290
Ask dinosaur for help.
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>>782300
You ask the dinosaur to help you break free of the chains. He bites into the chains, and they fall to the ground.
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>>782361
Bump
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Bump again
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Find arms
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>>782308
Ride dinosaur
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>>782489
You attempt to ride to dinosaur, but you keep falling off.
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>>782488
You walk past the dinosaur to find a firearm.
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>>782526
ump off the table
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>>782534
It's a long way down. Something tells you that's a bad idea.
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>>782551
Put lego on head
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>>782553
You try to take the golden Lego, but the man sitting behind the hay bale stops you. He says that it is one of the four pieces of a mythical artifact which was shattered long ago. He won't let you have it unless you collect the other three pieces of the artifact. However, the man is also a shopkeeper, and offers to sell you a carrot for ¢1, or the blue pot of honey for ¢25.
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>>782563
Buy & eat honey
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>>782596
You don't have any money.
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get some bubble gum
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>>782614
Take off the sunglasses
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>>782628
You open the bubble gum container. Inside of it is.... a rock.
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>>782641
Clearly you must eat the rock.
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>>782661
You try to eat the rock. It's way too big to eat and it makes your teeth hurt.
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>>782635
You find the sunglasses to be glued onto your face for some reason.
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>>782678
Acquire $50 bill
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>>783368
too late for this, i'll continue it tomorrow morning
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>>783412
Such is life for a night shifter; always late to the party. Rest well, Lego dude, rest well.
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>>783368
The $50 bill is holding a large ramp in place. You get the feeling like that ramp is important, so you decide not to move it.
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Bumper cars
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>>784617
go up the ramp and get an even better look at the landscape
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>>784631
You walk up the ramp and stand on the orange platform at the top. From here, you can get a better view of your surroundings. You just need to be careful not to fall into the hole behind you.
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>>784678
oh shit, how did the picture end up upside down?
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>>784678
it's fine.
i see a giant spider in the distance, maybe he has our arms.
i also recommend sifting through the furry thing to find them.
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>>784693
You walk over to the giant bug. It seems very aggressive, so you decide not to disturb it unless you can find a decent weapon. Perhaps a blunt object?
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>>784773
find some food to give to the bug and feed it, maybe it'll calm down
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>>784940
What will you feed it? You don't see any food around here.
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One last bump before it gets too late again
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>>785024
good point, continue looking around away from the bug, or ask the guy selling the artifact piece if he knows anything
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>>784773
Search furry thing
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>>784773
You could use that sweet machine gun and tmshoot the fuck out of it
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