a really dumb quest you should tottaly ignore

>wank

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>>782080
you wank furiously inside the box, until you cum all over the side of the box. you are proud that you some how managed to paint a self portrait on the side of the box despite no past expereince in art

>>782089
>start art career

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>>782142
you bust out of the box triumphantly
"I AM ARTIST NOW BIG MAN!!!"
you bring your self portrait to an art museum and cell it for a small loan of a million dollars, except you don't have to pay it back.

you are now 1000 dollars richer

>hookerz nd crack

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>>782210
you buy as many tranny hookers and buy as much crack as you can and then lay it all down in the middle of the road and have a seizure in it

>wank man dies, trannies hold a cannibalistic ritual with the body

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>>782284
they eat his body leisurely, making make shift alter out of crack. they enjoy eating his body because he tastes like , which is what cannibals like

>>782334
>wank man's ex Jessica appears seeking revenge but finds the body and joins in with the hookers leading to another orgy

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>>782346
they continued to do despicable things, fucking wank mans armless girl freind, Jessica. people begin to watch

>>782381
>satan appears to take the sinners to hell

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>>782398
and then they all went to hell, and an on looker said "thanks u satan"

>>782495
>Fuck whatever that was, we are now Rad McCoolguy, the man Jessica left Wank Man for

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>>783396
you are now rad mccoolguy, a 23 year old hip chad black man with a sick ass beard, as well as some wicked bling. you are so swaggy it physically hurts to look at you

>>784419
>Wankman bursts from Rad Mccoolguy's chest, reborn

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>>784440
wank guy bursts out of Rad mccoolguy's chest, anouncing "I'M BACK" loudley as he took his glasses. wank man was going to reak havock on the world and the local drug economy once more!!

>>784459
Like a good chestburster, gorw to assimilate the characteristics of your previous host

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>>784506
wank guy inhereited traits from Rad McCoolsguy

your swag went up by 12

>>784532
Go find some qt girls or traps if you are a degenerate With our luck, any woman we find might turn out to be a man anyway

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>>784538
wank guy searches for many hours through the streets for a qt that is not actually a guy, he eventually find one

"sup girl, you are probably not a dude, I have sic biceps!"
she blushes as you flex in her general directoin.
"you don't look like your around here! where you from?"
I was copied and oasted off a google image search"
"hey thats pretty cool! I came out of a black chads chest"

>end the quest

>>784569
She looks underage, this looks like a trap, a literal one.
Look for cops

>>784569
ASSIMILATE

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>>784624
you decide its too late now, the cops already know who you are!

"I AINT NO FOOL BIATCH!" you yell as you decapitate the girl with your bare hands

"you where probably a man any way!"
you yell as you run away as far as possible!
you eventually come to a cross road leading to 3 areas

1. a fire works factory
2. the worlds largest porta potty
3. a guinea pig farm

>>784655
Kick the portapoty down a hill
Ride that bastard
Enjoy the noises of the people inside getting coated in shit

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>>784647
you asimalated her! you monster!

atleast now you kawai as fuck

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>>784662
you kick it down a hill, you here a blood curdling wail from inside and the sloshing of human waste from inside. you feel great

evil +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

>>784701
Ride that literal shit