Eat, reproduce, and evolve.
Adapt to your environment, and grow!
Upon eating and reproducing you will gain points.
Get legs and go to land = 20 points
Get arms and walk on 2 feet = 50 points
Gain intellect = 60 points
Build tribes = 80 points
Build city = 100
3, 5, 7, 8, 9, and dubs decide what your species will do.
>>77400
Absorb light energy
>>77430
Reroll
>>77400
grow a big cock.
Eat cretures that are smaller and weaker than us and evolve some cool spikes
>>77400
Reproduce with all the things.
>>77430
You adsorbed light energy.
No points obtained.
>>77484
Reproduce
>>77484
look for other species
>>77497
You reproduced
5 points earned.
>>77521
Eat each other for nourishment.
Gain +3 intellect.
>>77521
Reproduce with your children so you can evolve some cool spikes
>>77521
Develope digestive system and eat plankton
>>77500
You could not find any organisms
No points obtained.
But, your offspring got Pelvic Fins.
You earned 4 points.
>>77546
spikesspikesspikesspikes
>>77521
Do incest and cause many retarded children to be born
>>77558
A superior species eats you
>>77558
fuck fins time for spikes
>>77558
Spikes Spikes Spikes and they shoot
>>77575
No points obtained.
Spikes that shoot bees
>>77602
if you had fucking spiked big guy would have died what the fuck man
>>77602
we grow spikes while inside him and KILL AND EAT HIM FROM THE INSIDE OUT
>>77602
You parasitically take control of the superior species brain that just ate you. You now become that new species and determine his fate. Exponential evolution increase
>>77589
>>77579
The next offspring got spikes! Jesus you really want spikes. Also they shoot
Earned 11 points obtained. Its time to grow legs. What kind of legs would you like?
>>77633
long spider legs with SPIKES on them
>>77633
We want spike legs
>>77633
Armored spiked legs
>>77633
fucking yes
>>77638
Got legs!
Earned 1 point
>>77664
FUCK YEAH!
also next we grow a jew nose to help us hunt for prey. we're the new apex predator on the block
>>77664
Grow a jew nose for smelling prey
>>77671
the nose also shoots bees
>>77684
flaming bees
>>77691
flaming bees that shoot spikes
>>77698
FUCK YES
this is a fucking strange creature
Maybe you should try to get the nose first?
>>77731
nose before bees.
>>77664
Evolve to be a hivemind that constantly fucks itself
>>77740
Try to get a 3, 5, 7, 8, 9 or dubs for a nose, then I will add the bees. Okay?
>>77664
give us a big jew nose for smelling shekels
>>77756
nose time bb
Evolved Jew Nose.
Earned 7 Points
>>77812
Evolve to acquire bulky chitin exoskeleton
>>77812
Make the bees shoot rubber cocks
>>77827
with some spikes on it
>>77812
His frontal lobes grow so enormous that his brain seems to push against his skull immensely, almost grotesquely, he can now move objects telekinetically and build technology
>>77847
bees shoot spiked rubber cocks
>>77827
Earmed Exoskeleton and tiny spikes.
Earned 12 points.
>>77897
Evolve scorpion tail
>>77897
make him shit lava
>>77897
Evolve bushy eye brows
>>77908
fuck yeah those have a SPIKE
>>77897
Got Scorpian tail and earned 5 points.
Only 5 points more until you stand on feet and grow arms!
>>77971
give him a Hitler stache
>>77971
Wings
Evolve teeth
>>78030
but make them spiky
>>78044
make them secrete miniature bees too
also make the creature sweat bees as well for good measure
>>78073
Should be just needles
>>78073
bees everywhere
>>78073
Added tiny bees and sweat bees. Earned 5 points. Now we have 50 points! You can have hands arms and legs! You are one step closer to gaining a intellect.
>>78136
make the brain a highly advanced clusters of bees, with a bee queen keeping them in order
>>78136
now we hunt for the fish that once ate us
>>78136
Give it a flamethrower
>>78158
and stab him with our spike fingers
lose arm in bar fight
>>78157
Forget bees, we need wings
>>78136
Where's our tail?
>>78136
It evolves advanced fingers to lynch evolutionary competitors.
>>78157
>>78158
>>78185
You found the fish that killed you, and got wings.
>>78188
Thanks for reminding me. Its back.
>>78218
Fuck him up and his son
Evolve fedora and The God Delusion
>>78218
stab that fucker with our tail.
>>78218
Acquire armored wings and our nose becomes spikes on our armor.
>>78218
Lynch it with a rope of bees
>>78232
Reroll
>>78254
Reroll
>>78239
You killed him, you gained 10 points!
You now have a mind and can create tribes and languages.
>>78275
Language should be Ebonics
>>78275
we create a crown to wear that denotes us as the king of spikeniggers
The tribe shall be dubbed: the Trump-ets.
>>78275
Forge a tribe of tiny bees
our dick is a spike
>>78275
Our language is Lojban.
>>78296
Earned 5 Points
we create a cannibal village
>>78275
we communicate exclusively in bees
>>78358
KEK
>>78322
Praise the dubs!
>>78352
Terrorize other villages with our bees
>>78338
>>78338
>>78322
>>78392
begin building an empire by threatening other tribes into serving us
>>78392
Grow an additional layer of ekosleketon that looks like a smiling mask.
>>78392
build empire with the might of our iron bees
There is a tribe named the One Strips that want land! They are going to have war with you!
And this is just ops recommendation, maybe we should create a border wall if you know what I mean.
Develop autism.
>>78428
Create a hate group and lynch them
>>78428
Grow 6 more legs and become the fastest land creatire.
>>78428
>border wall
species war now gas the one strips
>>78428
Build it
>>78447
>>78491
Evolve our claws into a combination of lobster and mantis shrimp claws
>>78491
Our battle strategy is running circles around our enemies while the sweat spawns bees to jihad them.
Oh yeah, the bees explode on contact now. And their poisonous.
>>78520
this is great
Deport all illegal One Strips off of your land and back to Texico where they belong.
>>78500
>>78536
De-evolve everything and become a gorilla.
>>78536
evolve a flaming jizz canon to kill the bad guys
>>78529
Sorry, forgot to add points.15 points added
evolve Katana
>>78644
De-evolve the female half to extinction. Become gay species.
>>78644
Build tanks, of course.
>>78669
Earned 5 points, you now able to build a city and rule the planet!
>>78707
Build tanks.
>>78714
>>78707
Take over Europe! The 4th Reich will rise again
If the "Trump-Ets" are going to rule the world. We need a planet map.
>>78768
Use our bees to fly us over the ocean and bomb cities
>>78894
bess
New creature I guess.
Good morning! Op is back
>>81438
Let's do this boi
>>81438
Reproduce and invent hydroponic towers.
>>81438
Rocks fall everyone dies
>>81438
Build a wall
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