KNIGHT QUEST, PART 3

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>>77303

Two very different things are happening.

>>77310
technogoblin dances the dance of his people in order to get oracle to load quicker

it doesn't actually do anything except look cool

>>77310
Open door and swing forward, hopefully the impact against the wall will push your head out the other side of the door

>>77310
>>77334
goblin loses himself to the rhythms of the univese

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>>77334

You don't know any DANCES, so you do a little spin instead. It's okay.

>>78941
Knight: Pull from the door with all your might.

>>78941
bang head on supercomputer while waiting for Oracle to load

>>78941
Goblin -> do squats to get all toned up for when the programs done loading
Knight -> use tongue to try and remove the bucket

>>78941
Knight, think of hot steamy princesses and use resultant KNIGHTLY BONE to pry self out

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Fuck yes welcome back.

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>>78995
>>79159

TG: Progress comes slowly, but surely.
QK: You pull as hard as you can and remove your HEAD from the DOOR, but feel like you've lost something.

>>80243
We are no longer a villain! Excellent, now we can continue our quest to door number 27.
Take our one true love with us.

>>80243
Obviously, you've lost YOUR MIND. Go on yonder quest to recover it!

>>80243
QK : do an inventory and sanity check
Also, is there any way you make your gifs go a bit slower? They're really speedy to me.

>>80721
I second the inventory and sanity check.

>>80905
3ed

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>>80905
>>82209
You are currently holding a BOOK, a PIECE OF PAPER, a PAPER CUP, and a WASTEBASKET. Additionally, you are wielding a CHAIR LEG and a SEAT SHIELD.

Your SANITY is at an absolutely normal level.

>>80721

can do.

>>84817
Enter office 25 like a reasonable human being this time

>>84817
Shield bash door 27

>>84817
Ride potted tree like a mechanical bull.

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>>84923

You enter OFFICE 25 like a BIG WUSS.

>>85168
Take book number 3 and throw it at the picture on the wall

>>85168
Eat the book

>>85168
steal numbered books and wrap yourself in the painting like the uncultured savage you are

>>85168
this kinda feel like a "homestuck" type of comic.
....set fire to the books

>>85168
Admire the nice painting. Do you recognize the location?

>>85477
it feels like a problem sleuth type of comic can we please pretend homestuck is not real

>>85477
Homestuck doesn't exist, Andrew Hussie conceived it and immediately killed himself for even considering creating it

>>85658
"MS paint adventure" type of comic
that better?

Set fire to the chair

>>85753
that's better my nigga

>>85749
RIP hussie at least we got a cool guy doing a knight quest for us

>>85168
wistfully stare at the painting

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>>85658
What is a homestuck?

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>>85222
>>85524

You throw the BOOK at the PAINTING.

You can't say you recognize the location depicted.

>>87745
Break off a chunk of glass for a improvised weapon, you can never have too many weapons

>>87745
Break it harder. With the WALL.

>>87745
Pull the picture out of the frame, look for shit underneath.

>>87745
examine WEIRD BLACK THINGY on DOOR.

>>88049
Thats from the first attempt to enter the office. He really used his head.

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>>87998

You pull the PAINTING out of the FRAME. There is a CARD underneath.

>>90063
Take the card. Also pull all the numbered books off the shelf. Keep the third one.

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>>90077

Your INVENTORY is full!

>>90611
Drop the paper cup, then >>90077

>>90611
Waste the waste basket.

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>>90077
>>90647
>>90677

You swap the WASTEBASKET for the BOOK LABELLED '3' and the PAPER CUP for the CARD.

You also pull all the numbered books off the shelf like a CRAZY PERSON.

>>91517
That didn't work at all!
Better pull all the books off the shelf. Sweep them away dramatically.

>>91549
Take a piss too.

>>91517
Put all the items in the WASTEBASKET and then put the WASTEBASKET in your INVENTORY

>>92136
genius

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>>92136

You stow BOOK 3 and the CARD in the WASTEBASKET. You also pick the PAPER CUP up again.

>>94934
This room has been looted to its fullest. Onwards.

>>94934
Store WASTEBASKET inside WASTEBASKET inside INVENTORY

>>94934
>>95218
Not yet, strip the wallpaper off the wall and form a awesome nautical cape

>>95658
oh shit I want a cape

>>95243
Oh fuck, we're going to cause recursive fractal geometry, resulting in the spontaneous and exponential creation of matter, causing an explosive discharge of energy and the summoning of Fluthulu.

>>94934
Check what's on the card

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>>95243

This seems like a GOOD IDEA.

>>99425
oh god what have you done

>>99425
combine the WATERSBASKET and BOOK 3 to make a stand arrow

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>>99425

The ORACLE is ready.

>>99860
Ask it if jet fuel can melt steel beams.

>>99860
WHO stabbed the KNIGHT'S DAD?

>>99860
Who is the baddest motherfucker of them all?

>>99860
"Who's the guy that looks like The Cheat?"

>>99860
is our daughter really dead in fantasy apocalypse quest?

>>100064
2nd

>>99860
Who is the prettiest of them all?

>>99860
Why does Bane wear the mask?

>>100950
and how big of a guy was he?

>>99860
Demand a quest from the oracle

>>101928
i like this

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>99860

shove it up our butt

>>101958
>that roll
wew

>>101958
oh shit nigga, crit fail on butt stuff

>>101958
Good roll

>>101958
Welp, there goes our anal circumference

Ask how to do the right thing to the nipples

// ask oracle where knight quest op went

>>104723
Actually ask where we should go next

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>>100064
>>100343

>>105097
Fug

>>105097
type help

>>105097
Piss on the console in distress

>>105097
Type command >oracle awaken

>>105097
Also we've hit autosage on this thread.

Why has Hussie abandoned us?

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>>105097
I REMEMBER THIS

This picture is from an older thread:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/8272/#p31219

Someone bought a printer module so we need to go find it.
Perhaps it's the SUPERCOMPUTER MODULE that was in the closet?
Technogoblin should go back to the closet and INSPECT the SUPERCOMPUTER MODULE.

>>108278
OH SHIT

>>108278

this

tfw oracle killed the thread