>>75922 To the original version
You are Armok, the god of blood. You lead 3 dwarves.
Qruvarbetare: The bronze and the miner.
Smartskalle: The brains and the wood cutter
TvÄkatt: The neckbeard.
Over time, more dwarves will join your fortress, and some will make babies.
2, 4, 8, and dubs will decide their moves.
>>77001
Begin excavating land to build the great fortress of this new land.
>>77028
While you lead your dwarveys to the mountains, you saw a mean bob cat. Tvakatt yelled "TWO CAT!!!1" and now you have to figure out how to get out of this dangerous situation.
>>77136
Pet the cat.
>>77209
Use Run the fuck away
>>77001
Shave Neckbeard's neckbeard and use it to create clothes
>>77136
Make neckbeard put on his cat ears and flirt
>>77136
Bait the cat into the group and beat the shit out of it.
Order the dwarves to raise their hands, so their natural body odor can scare the kat away.