Fat Quest

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>>767716
>The Ultimate Wizard tells you that he will bestow upon you 3 wishes
>a class and a starting set of gear for said class, the options of which class Fat wishes for are endless
>the blessed weapon Fat shall use in combat, its power will greatly assist him on his quest
>and last but not least, a wish that will benefit Fat such as a boost in vitality or magical power

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>>767759
>Fat is overwhelmed by the possibilities!
>Fat can't possibly decide what he wants
What do you choose for Fat?

>>767774
He said we get three wishes why not get all of them?

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>>769723
>The Ultimate Wizard steps in and says that there is a 3 wish limit per person
>The Ultimate Wizard then says that if he were to go over the 3 wish limit, only bad was to come of it

>>770347
WISH FOR ETERNAL WAR AND GLORY!!!

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>>770365
>The Ultimate Wizard grants your wish under the blessings category
>You must now wish for what profession you want to undertake and what weapon shall aid you on your quest

Male escort
Purple exploding dildo

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>>770414
>The Ultimate Wizard grants your two wishes
>Fat is enrolled as a Male Escort, the job gives him a +3 Transparent Shirt of Homosexuality and a +5 Slippery Speedo, both raise his agility by 3
>Fat receives the purple exploding dildo which does solid damage and evolves the more it is used in battle

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>>770462
>The Ultimate Wizard wishes you luck on your quest
>The Ultimate Wizard opens a portal and it immediately sucks you in to the realm you must conquer

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>>770471
>Going through the portal into the realm was seamless
>You arrive midair and fall to the ground
>As you lay there a warrior stands idle with a happy look on their face
>Around you is grass and rocks, no path or any indication of civilization
What do you do now?

>>770476

Tell him that he's pretty and that you are on a quest for adventure and riches

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>>770480
>Fat gets on one knee, grab his hand and tell him that he is very pretty
>After Fat said this, the warrior said they're a girl, but to also continue what you were saying
>Fat doesn't see the femininity in the warrior, but continues where he left off in his introduction
>Fat tells the warrior that he has been sent on a quest for adventure and riches by the Ultimate Wizard
What do you do now?

>>770497

Fat sits down and ponders where the transparent shirt, slippery speedo and exploding dildo went

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>>770560
thanks for reminding me
>Fat takes a seat by the rock and wonders where his recently received armor had went
>The Warrior plants herself next to Fat as he ponders
What do you do now?

>>770684
Tell me more about this place, doll.

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>>770726
>Fat inquires about the realm he has entered
>The Warrior gladly tells Fat the story of the land
>The land Fat had entered is plagued by corrupt humans and demons alike who all serve under the King
>The King rules over this land with an iron fist from his underground kingdom
>It seems that this world is not in a good position at the minute, which is probably why Fat got sent here by The Ultimate Wizard in the first place
>Fat asks if theres anything else that he needs to know before he departs on his journey, but the woman warrior can't say that she does
What do you do know?

>>770741
Fat names himself
Dasi Tmane

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>>770847
>Fat suddenly exclaims that he shall name himself Dasi Tmane
>The Woman Warrior nods and then says that she wish she had a name as she's not creative enough to make one for herself
Should you give a name to the woman or should you just leave it as is?

>>770863

Let's call her, Sugar Tits!

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>>770874
>Sugar Tits, the name suits her!
>Sugar Tits loves her new name and is so happy that she shouts it out for the whole world to hear
>As she is doing so Dasi is proud of the decision he had made
Well now that the 2 are named, what do you do now?

>>770895

Look for adventures and epic loot. Surely there must be nearby a person who constantly repeats the same thing and gives quests on the spot, or a board with several quests there eager to be picked by somebody

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>>770921
>Dasi and Sugar travel east to find someone whom can sate their adventuring needs
>Eventually, the duo had encountered an old orc who sat in a stand with a sign at the top saying "QUEZ", perhaps he meant quest?
>Dasi approaches the orc and as he does he is instantly given a duty to fulfill
>"Deez' Barz 'ave bin cauzin truble, keel 'em fer mi an' I'll reward yew handzomeli"
>QUEST: Bears Begone! started
Congratulations! Dasi and Sugar now have their first quest!
What do you do now?

>inspect tmane and tits' skills, stats, and items
>ask orc if he has anything that may be of use to our duo

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>>770991
>Tmane decides to check out his and Tits' abilities
DASI TMANE:
>Seduce: Causes the enemy to not attack your party, but instead to attack their own.
>Long Throw: Throws currently equipped item with great strength and long range
>Flash: Causes the enemy to get stunned
>Dance: Does nothing?
SUGAR TITS:
>Strong Slice: Swings sword with great strength
>Jump Attack: Spends 1 turn mid-air to deliver a devastating attack
>Ram: Does little damage and causes enemy to become stunned
>Shout: Causes group of enemies to become frightened of the party

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>>770991
>Tmane asks if the orc quest giver has anything that he could spare that could help them on their journey
>The orc points over to a chest in the back of the shop
>"Aye, ther's sum neece stuf ova' in dat' trunk."
>"Eet's yer's if yew'se compleet mi quez"
What do you do now?

>>771042

Go after the nearest spawn point of bears and the give'em anal destruction with the dildo

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>>771157
>Tmane and Tits embark just south of the quez hut and encounter the bears
>Bears are very odd in the realm as they look nothing like the ones Dasi has seen
>Tmane and Tits make work of the bears and decimate the rather large number of them quite easily

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>>771197
>After the bear massacre, the dynamic duo that is Tmane and Tits level up twice
>Their levels boost from 1 to 3 and with it new skills!
TMANE (NEW SKILLS + STATS)
+ Seducin: upgraded version of Seduce, can now seduce groups of enemies
+5 strength = 14
+4 vitality = 27
+5 agility = 32
+3 intelligence = 17
+2 luck = 2
TITS: (NEW SKILLS + STATS)
Stronger Slice: upgrade of Strong Slice that can now hit a group of enemies
+7 strength = 33
+6 vitality = 28
+4 agility = 16
+2 intelligence = 9
+3 luck = 5

Congratulations! Tmane and Tits have successfully won their first battle!

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>>771228
>Tmane and Tits return to the quez hut and receive their reward for killing the bears
>CURRENT GOLD: 50
>The orc is very gracious and tells Tmane that the door in the back is unlocked and that the trunk is unlocked

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>>771264
>Tmane and Tits go around back and enter the quez hut
>They go towards the trunk and open it without any thought
>The trunk contains...
WICKED WARRIOR AXE: Stronger than a sword, but less accurate (TITS CAN EQUIP)
SHITTY SHOES: Just a regular pair of shoes (TMANE AND TITS CAN EQUIP)
DILDO UPGRADE: Makes the dildos explosions more effective (TMANE CAN USE)
500G

CURRENT GOLD: 550
All items collected have been added to your inventory

What do you do now?

>>771309

Look for another quest of course! You made a lot of money with this easy one, so look for a more challenging one for even greater gains

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>>771341
>You equip your items proper and decide to head north from the quez hut
>On your voyage, you encounter a rather weird elf like fellow
>Upon closer inspection of the knife eared man, he has a gun strapped to his side, but his face shows no intention of using it for wrong
>He greets you and tells you his tale of how he is one of the last elves alive and that instead of saving his race, he's spending his long life with leisure
>By the looks of it, this man you just met wants to join your ranks!
What do you do now?

>>771370

Dude looks like would come handy. Recruit him and his gun and if he's underleveled, get him a few levels by killing innocent creatures

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>>771408
>You gladly take the elf into your party as another fighter will really benefit your journey
>You take a minute to inspect his level as to see if he's weaker than you, but....
>Holy moly! This guy is powerful!
>Even his weapon is maxed out, theres none better!
>A living legend has just joined your ranks!
What do you do now?

>>771451

Holy shit! Quick, take advantage of this and pick a super high ranked quest and use him as a crutch character to get you two mad levels.

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>With the help of your new elf party member who goes by Cockweasle, he takes you to an extremely wealthy kingdom that rewards handsomely for each quest
>In the court of King Anoush, he briefs your party with the task of killing the T-Rex Master, a powerful pre-historic person who can control all things dinosaur
>The rewards for completing this quest will surely boost your parties experience and gold up, not to mention the treasures you'll receive from killing the master!
>Your party humbly accepts the quest and heads west to the lair of the T-Rex Master

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>>771568
>Luckily, when your party finds the T-Rex Master, you are in great health and theres no one to stop you from vanquishing him
>The battle against T-Rex lord begins!
>Cockweasle goes first and attacks the T-Rex Master, killing him in 1 hit
Congratulations! You and your party have just killed the T-Rex Master!

LOOT:
The Ultimate Dildo Upgrade: Upgrades dildo to maximum power (TMANES CAN EQUIP)
Dino-Sword: The power of 500 T-Rexes in one sword, holy shit (TITS CAN EQUIP)
Ultimate Armor Upgrade x3: Can be used 3 times, upgrades current armor to maximum potential making it some of the best in the land (THE ENTIRE PARTY CAN USE)
Guns of the Communists: Double pistols that never run out of ammo and can shoot super fast (COCKWEASLE CAN EQUIP)
The wealth of the T-Rex Lord: every single coin the T-Rex Lord has been saving has now been added to your inventory, +10,000,000 Gold

Current Gold: 10,000,550
Party Equipment Status: S+++
>Oddly however... the battle didn't reap any exp rewards, perhaps it'll be distributed once the quest is turned in

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>>771654
>You return to the court of King Anoush
>He happily greets you and can tell by your new set of armor that you in-fact killed the T-Rex Master
>Anoush gives to you your reward in gold and experience
Congratulations! You just saved a kingdom!

Gold added: 100,000,000
Current Gold: 110,000,550
Congratulations! You've become extremely rich!

LEVEL UP!
TMANE LVL 3 -> 50
TITS LVL 3 -> 50
COCKWEASLE LVL 40 -> 50
(ALL STATS HAVE BEEN RAISED TO 300)
(ALL SKILLS HAVE BEEN LEARNED)
Congratulations! Your party has became one of the greatest in the realms existence!

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>>771764
>There you stand with your party
>Fully equipped and ready to take on any foe
>You're ready to fight the Evil King of this realm
What do you do now?

>>771880
attempt to lose weight in order to look good 4 tha ladiez of tha realm

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>>772013
>Tmane tries exercising, but to no avail
>How will he ever look good for the realm ladies?
>Tmane decides to give up on exercising
What do you do now?

>>772013
Naww mane, we already looks smexy. GO TO THE EVIL KING GUY

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>>772121
>Your party has finally arrived at the Kings Lair
>Once the gang enters this cave, they can't come out until they are defeated or until the King is slayed
>Your party steps into the cave and descends to the court of the King

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>>772187
>For the lair of the evil king ruler, it is actually quite quiet and not a single monster or human was to be found
>Entering the throne room, you could see the king from afar sitting in his throne
>Your party slowly walked towards him
>Once you were at the steps of the throne, the king comes into view
>The King was actually...
>The Ultimate Wizard!
>Without saying anything he attacks you immediately!

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>>772271
What do you do?!

>>772281

He must be crazy powerful, so that means a full frontal assault is suicidal. Tmane run circles aroun him and try to dildo his ass. Tits does the frontal assault as she's the armored person and Cockweasle simply keeps distance and shoots at him. That way his attention will be divided

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>>772308
>The Party gets in their formations
>They seem to be overpowering The Ultimate Wizard quite easily!

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>>772344
>You got him!

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>>772357

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>>772375
>well after The Ultimate Wizard had exploded from the Purple Dildo, the same portal that brought Tmane here has returned to bring him back to his world
>Tmane, stands in front of the portal
>He wishes the best of his two companions
>Tmane returns to his world, a stronger man with his thirst for adventure and riches, sated.
Theeeeeeeeee End

>>772440

That was fun shit OP, thanks for the quest

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>>772530
thank ya!