Catgirl quest
Totally legit and work safe.
Let's join our new friend here on a typical catgirl day.
1s, 6s or 9s to win.
>>76095
Go to your job at a law firm
>>76101
Welp
>>76095
Sommersault into some proper clothes for work.
>>76101
You're off to the office. You've got an important meeting with an important client.
>>76142
The client is a pig
>>76142
You're the secretary. Your boss is kind of an ass
>>76142
Ops got a itch on my crotch, better try to lick it away.
>>76142
Get a donuts at the cafe.
>>76142
Client is a tentacle monster suing a magical girl for assault.
>>76176
Ah, good morning. I hope you weren't waiting long.
How can I be of service?
>>76234
With 2 smaller piglets.
>>76234
He's in a custody battle with his wife for his daughter
His wife is the plant behind him and they are having a marriage issue.
>>76234
he has been accused of industrial espionage.
>>76251
Well, I'm here to... oh excuse me.
Stop playing hide and seek, you two!
Say hello to.. I'm sorry what was your name again, Miss...?
>>76307
Wendy
>>76307
Nyatalia Mewl
>>76307
Cleffa
>>76307
Mayer
>>76307
Mewisa
>>76307
Cecilia Contreras
>>76319
I hope Nya is the nickname
>>76319
Adorable
>>76319
Nyatalia Mewl. It is a rather unusual name, I know. Not many people can remember it.
And your name was...?
>>76364
Pigcake
>>76364
Kevin Hamlet Bacon
>>76364
Ardock
>>76364
Tim Piggleton
>>76364
Pigeon Beacon
>>76371
ahem... pigcake...
er... That's what I thought you said over the phone, but I couldn't be sure.
(And I thought MY name was unusual!)
Shall we go over the details of your case?
>>76427
His wife is divorcing him and going to marry a butcher. They want the kids.
>>76427
Custody over my 3rd piglet. Her mother is a cougar
>>76427
His wife died and in her will she left custody of her children with her sister rather than him.
>>76427
He's suing a company for medical expenses after his child ate a spider
>>76393
Well it's pronounced "Pigcake", but it's spelled "Tim Piggleton". I won't bore you with the details.
Either will do!
>>76451
So you see, I want a divorce just as much as her, but I just can't let that sow keep my precious little piglets. Who can tell me that's a safe environment for them to grow up in?
What can I do, Miss Mewl?
What can I do??
>>76508
Gather evidence for when we go to court
>>76508
Fake the deaths of the piglets so that the court won't take them away.
>>76508
We fight tooth and nail to keep your children, Mr Piggleton!
>>76527
reroll
>>76537
^^^ This
>>76520
reroll
>>76527
This
>>76508
marry both of the piglets so that they can't be taken away
>>76508
Gather information about his wife
>>76566
We know very well that's not legal
>>76566
...is what I MIGHT suggest if I were high on catnip, but fortunately, I have a much better course of action...
namely...
>>76594
Gather information on her and her new beau, them find an angle we exploit mercilessly.
>>76594
Get some dirt on the wife. And make sure you keep receipts for anything you buy fir the kids
>>76616
winrar
>>76616
that... that sounds dangerous!
But there's one thing you have to know before we start...
>>76691
I have never actually won a case before
>>76691
I have type II Diabetes, and my blood sugar is low. I need meat. Sacrifice one of your piglets.
>>76691
I charge about tree fiddy an hour
>>76691
I have never lost a case. Ever. EVER........
>>76691
Your wife requested my services, too
>>76706
That's ridiculous! Eating proteins will not increase your blood sugar as much as a candy bar or a piece of fruit!
I'm leaving!
>>76751
Tackle him! He's too fat to outrun you
>>76706
>low blood sugar
>requires meat
???
>>76760
re-roll
>>76751
Beg and plead that he doesnt leave
>>76751
It was just a joke from my country, Bigtitslovaquia
>>76751
Good thing that was a daydream
>>76777
Lucky 7s! Cmon!
>>76751
Tackle him, black out / become dizzy from low blood sugar then come to and realise you killed him. Run from job and be come a criminal on the run selling your body, soon to be come a drug queen lord
Fyi making decisions by post number is fucking stupid.
>>76760
re-reroll
>>76777
>>76789
>>..yeh.. triple sevens, right?
miss mewl...
Miss Mewl?
MISS MEWL!
I've thought it over and I'm ready to help you get information on my wife.
>>76839
Excellent. Lets get started. The butcher has fish right?
>>76839
My wife has Type II Diabetes and wants to eat my piglets because we've actually been feeding them so much honey glaze they're practically candy pigs.
>>76839
apologise profsely for sleeping on the job
>>76861
Wow, Im glad this won.
>>76861
Kek. This one is okay
This can only end in so many ways, you know?
...
>>76861
Both of you have?
Y-y-yeah... I'm just gonna give a quick call to my friend at Child Protection and get their feedback on this case.
Just sit right there, Mister Pigcake.
>>76934
Commit suicide
>>76934
pigcake becomes a pigpie
>>76934
One of the piglets wanders off and falls into a broken microwave that turns on randomly.
>>76950
rerol
>>76934
Adopt the piglets
>>76934
Pigcake seems distressed, you might not wanna do that.
Instead kiss hisasscheeks and tell him everything will be fine.
>>76966
NO
Yo, OP. Still with us, man?
>>76966
(wrapping it up now...)
Well kids... I hope, in time, you'll realize that you're in a better home now.
And those two will never harm you.
It just goes to show...
>>77055
(pig)cake and diabetes go hand in hand.
>>77055
The ending has Type II diabetes, and needs to eat all the characters, since they have their own blood sugar.
>>77055
Licking door nobs is illegal on other planets
>>77055
Nice movie plug
>>77055
>wrapping it up now.
Hod damn it.
And I had just gotten here.
Good show, OP.
>>77066
What the hell is it with you and diabetes, dude?
Something you wanna tell us?
>>77079
I have Type II diabetes and must derail every thread I see fit to feed my sugar levels.
>>77093
Kek
>>77093
Woah, shit.
I'm sorry.
>>77055
we fuck the rabbit.
Swine doesn't pay.
YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This story made me hungry. Dinner time. Thanks!
>>77110
Eat the dinner because you have Type II Diabetes as well.
>>77129
i have, actually.. it's like making me dizzy!
This was my first quest thing. Hope I get the hang of it!
>>77129
Stop pushing your fucking fetish on the rest of us you fag
>>77142
Well I'm the one getting the winning rolls, aren't I?
>1s, 6s or 9s to win.
>>77139
First? Really? Nice job op. And thanks
This was great, OP. Thanks!
Just wanna see how easy it is to do this from my iPad.
>>78571
What drawing app?
>>78586
Procreate. It's my favorite, although MediBang is a close second.
>>78571
really good op, almost as good as type ii diabetes
>>78665
Jeez you just don't fucking stop do you?
>>78733
no, kinda like type ii diabetes
>>78782
You remind me of my friend John, except you post on 4chan about type II diabees.