You are a young lad and you got to defecate. But the problem is that you're in the middle of the mall! What will our young man do?
>>759698
shit your pants
>>759698
I don't see a problem here
>>759782
you can't just do that now! imagine the embarassment if you just did it in your pants!
>>759808
>shart in mart like a real American would.
>>759808
In that case, remove your pants and then shit.
Assess surroundings. Signs? Indoor gardens?
>>759808
Shit in the fountain
Don't forget to make a wish!
I'm assuming the standard "find restroom, you're in a fucking mall" solution won't work, so i propose this:
>Open anus-sized Gate to pocket plane, shit into it
>captcha: Barcelona clearance
>>759808
pull down pants, shit directly on floor
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d4)
>>774272
rolling for stool count
>>759782
>>759808
When you gotta go...