Create your own country quest

>>75922
Stand up straight

>>75922
Find other people.

>>75922
Build a haus

eat shit

>>75922
eat semen as a survival tactic

>>75922
Colonize the Savages.

>>75922
1. Build palace for me with 10 armed guards and big balcony so i can speech to my people.

2. Build commie blocks for my people

3. Build Lumber Mill and 3 Plantations (corn, bananas, sugar)

4. Build Bar and catholic church

5. Build wind turbines for electric power

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>>76055
You found a group of savages and they are looking for a leader! You told them that you can be their leader! But you need to prove it...

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>>76128
Whip out your benis. Biggest dick rules this land, such is tribal politics.

>>76128
Do a sick backflip.

>>76128
Marry the savages' most important woman and become king!

>>76128
Eat fifty churros in rapid succession to establish dominance.

>>76171
Roll.

Become a Trumpist. Rule your land like Trump will rule America!

>>76188
So in this situation, tell 'em 'bout yer big beautiful walls.

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>>76128
Fuck their women.
I mean, it worked before.

>>76188
Welp, this guy won.
I'm guessing that he meant that you should build a wall around the tribe, right?

>>76231
I guess you promise to wall of the tribe they don't like.

>>76128
Show them your cellphone

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>>76188
You told them that you will rule like Donald Trumpet. They don't know who he is... How do you tell them?

>>76264
The power of music

>>76264
tell him you will lead them to glory, what do his people want/need? You will make plans to get it for them.

>>76264
>I will build a great wall to stop the enemy tribes from raiding, just give me a couple of women to make mestizos with and it'll be done

>>76294
roll

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>>76277
You tell them that you will lead them to glory and give them what ever they need. They are still suspicious of you but hell with it, they trust you. What is your next move?

>>76360
Do a "social experiment".

>>76360
Make a pact with Cthulu for power, before you raid their enemy tribes of course.

>>76360
Check their camp. How civilized are this savages? Have you brought anything with you when you bought the island?

>>76360
Start making farms to feed your people.

>>76379
Rolling

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>>76400
Of course before you start your civilization, but must make a pact with Cthulhu, his requirement is if you dare never trust him or betray him. The cause of it will be death. You agree and now you can not betray the destroyer of worlds. Anyway, now you can build your city.

>>76481
Struggle with intrusive thoughts of polishing Cthulhu's big eldritch altar.

>>76481
make farms

>>76481
Ponder life's greatest questions.

>>76481
Check if you have anything useful to build a city with in the savage's camp. If not, grab a canoe and go raid people with useful stuff with your subjects-

>>76551
>SO
>FUCKING
>CLOSE

>>76549
Rolling.

>>76481
Order the peasants to cultivate wheat for Cthulhu.

>>76104
Roll

>>76551
Rerolling because nobody's doing shit.

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This is why dub-based choices are garbage. They can slow everything down and kill threads. Switch to dice or votes, anything but dubs, OP.

>>77169
Just for you, 6,8,9, and dubs.

tell your subjects to gather building materials!

>>77169
The perfect way is to chose 2 numbers, like "post ending in 0 or 8 decides what to do next" so there is a 1/5 chance instead of 1/10

Vote sucks because the whole thing turns predictable as fuck

>>77197
This guy then: >>76551