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Karelina. The goddess of lust, rape, and murder. Duchess in the Underworld, she enjoys many pleasures, and wants for nothing. Nothing, except, for genuine pleasure and power. To her dismay, the legions of Hell are twisted, ugly beasts, lacking any semblance of sentience. Their commanders aren't any better, being droll slaves with nothing on their mind but their twisted work.
So she turns her attention to the world above. At first, she sees only women and children, and is disgusted by their frail bodies and pathetic innocence. She considers loosing her armies on them and watching them die in hellfire. But then she sees the world's greatest creation...man. She is sits in awe as she watches men, their greed, their strength, their lust, their cruelty. She watches an athlete win competitions, a hunter kill a elephant, a soldier massacre a village, a mercenary rape a maiden. She falls to her own desire, and sets out for our world. She erupts from the ground, a voluptuous goddess supported my a hulking mass of tentacles, blotting out the sky. She announces to the world in the booming, hungry voice.
>"HUMANITY! I AM KARELINA, BEAUTIFUL AND HORRIBLE! I DESIRE A CHILD TO TAKE THIS LAND IN THEIR NAME! BRING ME FORTH A CHAMPION SO THAT I MAY SIRE IT! IF YOU DO NOT, I WILL UNLEASH HELL UPON THE WORLD, AND IT SHALL BE CONSUMED IN FIRE! IF I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR CHAMPION, THEY WILL DIE A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH! NOW, GO FORTH AND FETCH THEM!"
Present your champions for the goddess.
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>>757058
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>>757058
No thanks, the goddess of hand holding is way better.
I think Bruce Campbell is available though.
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>>757058
Just give her a fucking orphan
Now she has to be a single mom
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Just so I don't get banned, I would like to point out that this isn't a smut quest, and the quest proper will be centered around whatever demonspawn she spits out
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>>757058
Gerald. He's a bard.
'Nuff said
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>>757150
Who?
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>>757058
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>>757232
Rance is the only true choice.
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>>757168
Now all we need is dying Glenn
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Anyways, I'll wait for another day or so and then roll for a result, should be interesting
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goddess seeking champion
preferably fit, good look, decent sex
hit me up on craigslist
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>>757610
Yes anon that is the joke
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>>758264
Anyways, I nominate Kratos
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>>757232
Dude holy shit this
Seconded.
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>>757058
Gary Oak.
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the squire
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I NOMINATE TERRY MOTHERFUCKING CREW!!
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>>757168
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>>757232
So this is your antagonist?
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>>758753
Yo this anon knows what's up
seconding Old Spice OG
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Is op sure this is how he wants ro do it?
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>>759681
Not really, just having fun.
Genuinely though, how would you suggest I do this?
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>>760029
Just give us some sort of vague preset
Or at least restrict the choices, so it fits into the world you're trying to build
But hey it's your quest and if you like this then go with it
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>>758264
dont u talk shit to me boi
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>>760867
It's not really a serious quest
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BEGONE UBER-THOT
BRODIE COSTANZA CHECKING IN
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Who else But Norville "Shaggy" Rogers?
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