HIGH CONCEPT ALIEN REALITY SHOW CIVILIZATION QUEST (HCARSCQ)

“ Remember, you’ll have five total votes on which groups will be on Team One. All groups unless otherwise stated comprise 100 Humans between the ages of 16 and 32 with a 50/50 gender split. Each Team Member will start with supplies include a backpack, three sets of clothing, a pair of boots, a canteen, a solar charged flashlight and three days of rations. The Team itself will also start with a storage container filled with additional rations (enough to last six months), some crop seeds and a few basic tools. Each group will also come with Bonus Supplies, the description of which has been included. For our first vote Viewers, please choose between the following:

1) United States Navy (Alaska, United States)
Bonus: Commercial Fishing Boat
An outfit of US Navy personnel serving in the Bering Sea. Includes a commercial fishing vessel equipped with both a motor (the gas tank is full) and a sail.
++ Military

2) Russian Army Engineering Corps (Siberia, Russia)
Bonus: Additional Construction Materials
Russian Military helping with building infrastructure in Siberia. Includes concrete, lumber, shovels, saws and other construction materials
+ Military
+ Industry

3) Swiss Air Force (Bern, Switzerland)
Bonus: Hot Air Balloon
Swiss Air Force rescue training group operating out of the Alps. Includes a hot air balloon used for spotting climbers and skiers caught in Avalanches.
+ Military
+ Economy

4) Chinese Draftees (Yangxi, China)
Bonus: Chinese APC
A group of Chinese draftees, many of whom come from rural farming backgrounds. Includes a Chinese Armored Personnel Carrier with a full tank of gas.
+ Military
+ Agriculture

5) Kurdish Peshmerga Forces (Iraqi Kurdistan)
Bonus: Additional Survival Gear
Kurdish Peshmerga troops skilled in guerilla operations. All of them are equipped with modern wilderness survival gear.
+ Military
+ Random Parameter

>>746564
>1) United States Navy (Alaska, United States)

>>746628
((Each preliminary vote will conclude 15 minutes after the first reply, in this case 9:10am PDT))

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>Kurdish Guerillas.
Big Boss simulator.

>>746634
((In the case of a tie, the option that was voted for first will be given priority))

>>746628

“For our first choice, it looks like you Viewers were split between the US Navy and the Kurdish Peshmurga. As the case with ties, priority will be given chronologically. Which means US Navy wins the first vote. Now to make that boat useful, we’ll make sure that Team 1 is placed on a coast. Vote Two begins now:

1) Argentinian Gauchos (Rosario, Argentina)
Bonus: Domesticated Livestock and Horses
Farmers and ranchers from the outskirts of an Argentinian city. Includes a large herd of cattle, twenty horses and associated supplies.
++ Agriculture

2) Small Town, USA (Missouri, United States)
Bonus: Mobile Homes
A representative sample of American rural life. Farmers, blue-collar workers and various professionals. A number of pre-fabricated homes, enough to house at least 100 people comfortably, are included.
+ Agriculture
+ Industry

3) Israeli Kibbutzniks (Golan Heights, Israel)
Bonus: Additional Agricultural Supplies
Israeli agricultural workers from a collective settlement in Northern Israel. All of them have served at least 2 years in the army. Includes a large supply of seeds, fertilizer and analog agricultural tools as well as a chicken coop with a dozen chickens.
+ Agriculture
+ Military

4) German Agricultural Scientists (Saxony, Germany)
Bonus: Field Laboratory
Farmers and scientists working on high density agricultural projects in Germany’s state of Saxony. Includes a field laboratory configured for hydroponic research and soil/water testing.
+ Agriculture
+ Science

5) Indonesian Farmers (Jakarta, Indonesia)
Bonus: Cash Crops
Rice, fruit, palm and spice farmers from South East Asia. Includes plenty of cash crop seeds and clones.
+ Agriculture
+ Economy

>>746675
3) Israeli Kibbutzniks

>German Agricultural Scientists
Science+Military: Laser weapons when?

>>746675
>4) German Agricultural Scientists (Saxony, Germany)

>>746715
>>746735

“Looks like voting is starting to heat up a little bit. Round Two goes to the German Agriculture Scientists. I’m thinking a foggy, rainy piece of continental mainland might suit Team 1 well. Let’s see our options for Vote 3:

Chinese Steelworkers (Beijing, China)
Industrial quality steel manufacturers out of Beijing. One of their forges is included.
Bonus: Industrial Smelter
++ Industry

United States Construction Workers (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
A fairly diverse group of construction workers from the Chicago area. Skilled in a variety of trades, some of which require not insignificant math and science skills. Includes building materials such as rebar, concrete, drywall, PVC and lumber as well as some tools.
Bonus: Building Materials
+ Industry
+ Science

South African Miners (Johannesburg, South Africa)
South African Miners specializing in precious and semi-precious mineral extraction, though some have a background in coal and iron mining. Some mining equipment has been included, though quite a bit of it is gas powered and fuel is limited.
Bonus: Mining Equipment
+ Industry
+ Economy

Indian Textile Manufacturers (Northern India)
Textile workers from Northern India. Includes manual looms and weaving devices.
Bonus: Looms
+ Industry
+ Agriculture

Canadian Loggers (Yukon, Canada)
A logging crew working deep in the Yukon. Included are a variety of tools related to logging and general resource extraction, most of which will operate in the absence of electricity or gasoline.
Bonus: Logging Equipment
+ Industry
+ Random Parameter

>>746742
>Canadian Loggers (Yukon, Canada)

>>746762
“Vote Three goes to the Canadians. Makes sure to throw some fir trees in for their starting area! Vote Four will cover

Nanyang Technical University (Singapore)
Bonus: None
Graduate Students from Nayang Technical University in Singapore. Due to their Scientific aptitude, no bonus supplies will be included with them.
+++ Science

Vatican City (Vatican City)
Bonus: None
A hodgepodge of Priests, Nuns and tourists located in Vatican City. Due to their Cultural aptitude, no bonus supplies will be included with them.
+++ Culture

Oregon State University (Corvallis, Oregon, United States)
Bonus: Special
Students and Faculty from OSU in Corvallis, Oregon. All Team Members of this group will include whatever they were carrying at the time of their “scanning.” This means textbooks, backpacks, stationary etc.
+ Science
+ Culture
++ Random Parameters

La Mariscal Market(Quito, Ecuador)
Bonus: Goods and Products
Vendors from one of the largest open air markets in the world. Includes the shop stalls and goods from these Vendors.
++ Economy
+ Culture

Danish Collectivists (Christiania, Copenhagen, Denmark)
Bonus: Solar Panels, Hydroponics and Drugs
Musicians, craftsmen and hippies from an experimental commune in Denmark. Their advanced off-the grid Solar Powered Hydroponic grow building will be included .
+ Culture
+ Economy
+ Agriculture

>Oregon State University

>>746800
>Oregon State University (Corvallis, Oregon, United States)

>>746807
>>746816

“The University Students win the fourth round of voting. Now to finish up, we have one last vote. This one is special, in that there are only four options and all of them come with something big, at the cost higher risk. There is also an option to go with “nothing” for round five. A winning “abstain” vote will skip this round. Your choices are:

County Jail (Gainesville, Florida, United States)
A county jail outside Gainesville, Florida. The entire jail building and all its contents, including most of the prisoners and guards (400 people total), comes with the package, but lacks the basic supplies afforded to all previous groups.
Bonus: Jail Building
+ Military
+ Industry
+ Population
++ Unrest

Japanese High School (Japan)
Students and Teachers from a Rural Japanese High School (400 people total), including the building itself. Once again, no additional “standard” supplies are included.
Bonus: High School Building
+ Science
+ Population

Médecins sans Frontières (Darfur Province, Sudan)
Doctors, Nurses and Patients from a Doctors Without Borders encampment in Sudan. All the patients will be cured of disease, but only 25% of the ~100 Team Members from this group will actually be medical professionals. The remaining 75 are Sudanese Nationals of unknown backgrounds. Medical Tents and supplies are included.
Bonus: Medical Tents and Supplies
++ Science

Irish Pub (Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK)
Drunks and the IRA, building included. Need I say more?
Bonus: Pub, Booze
+ Culture
+ Economy
+ Military
+ Unrest

Irish Pub. Lets get rowdy lads

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>>746865
"Alright, let's get started then!"
A panoramic view screen clicks on and shows a drizzling field adjacent to a river, just a few hundred yards from the ocean. Unspoiled conifer forests line the view. Suddenly, roughly 500 people dressed in identical dark blue jumpsuits labelled TEAM 1 and wearing backpacks materialize, along with a shipping container and an old Irish Pub (complete with foundation, dumpsters and a wee bit of sidewalk). Though initially very confused, no violence occurs as the majority of the people realize that nearly all of them speak English, including many of the Germans. The more level-headed amongst them quickly start taking stock of supplies.
"Well Viewers, I'll shut up for now, though I'll be back occaisionally to provide my witty color commentary. Remember, you can vote to increase any parameter or to take a specific course of action. Depending on response volume, several votes may be implemented in the same Turn. Turns are set to last roughly one month at present, though this may change later depending on circumstances. Also, when the first vote responding to an update ends in dubs, trips, etc, it will signal a random occurrence. Odds will tend to be bad or mixed, while Evens (or double zeros) will tend to be good. The more successive numbers, the more extreme the event.

What should Team 1 do?

POPULATION: 500
GOVERNMENT TYPE: None
RELIGION: 35% Protestant, 35% Catholic, 30% Non-Religious/Other
LANGUAGES: 80% English, 20% German

AGRICULTURE: 2
INDUSTRY: 2
MILITARY: 3
ECONOMY: 2
CULTURE: 2
SCIENCE: 2

UNREST: 1

We should start by having the german citizens learn english to get everyone on the same page.

This is my favorite episode of South Park.