You are now a sooper spooper skeleton. One of many. Now, spoop the protagonist and claim your destiny.
1, 3, 5, or dubs decides action.
>>74453
Check inventory
>>74466
dubs first, nice.
iron sword, shield, and a buncha bones
forgot pic
>>74504
Go left
>>74519
Put on a viking hemet, upgrading yourself to sooper dooper spooper spoopreme.
>>74519
Go right
>>74583
you look over to the right, and see a pretty imposing castle, and a little house even further. what is more deserving of the spoops?
>>74619
Dah house.
Let's spook 'em good and get some skelarmor.
>>74619
remove the skull and roll it down the cliff
you arive with the house with the intent to spoop the dude for some dope armor. wat do
>>74687
Pussy out at the last second and go home.
>>74687
climb to the roof for unexpected attack
>>74713
you dunce, we don't have pockets to spaghetti from.
feeling like you might not be spoopy enough, you go back to your grave. you need something to cheer you up. Myabe one of your friends are buried here?
>>74747
Do some grave digging, just make sure to not dig up a zombie- those guys are weird.
>>74747
don't be a faggot and git gud at living, go back to the house and build up your courage.
>>74747
Find the skele king.
>>74747
Take your undead friends with you.
Find some weapons for them.
>>74805
you remember where the skele king's mausoleum is. Do you dare wake the royalty?
>>74851
Knock politely.
>>74851
Enter and defeat him
>>74860
Seconded. Become skele-king and rally a spooper army.
>>74860
Reroll
>>74851
Use your mental might to temporarily transform into giant spiky skeleton and defeat the skelly king
>>74860
Nah mate, we're bro's with skele king let's not do this.
>>74860
>>74873
with one swift sneak attack to his legs, the king is dead. wat do
>>74932
steal crown, become king
>>74932
Amass a skele army and attack the castle from earlier.
>>74941
you are now king, your word is now undead law. You really dont know how to be a king though... What is your decree?
>>74956
Send every single skeleton to spoop the tiny house with you
>>74956
Purge all the fleshbags.
>>74956
Make the undead pay their taxes for their homes. (graves)
>>74956
Take some artefacts, you are now lich and king of all skeletons.
Summon giant undead army.
>>74956
Get some fucking spooky armor.
>>74966
dubs
you gather your army and march on the house. Poor fucker inside is spooped shitless
>>75033
Spoop Quest complete! We won!
>>75046
thats not the protagonist, thats just some poor guy in a house. the protagonist is still out there
>>75033
Retire as king, and live out the rest of your days on a small farm in the country.
>>75033
We wanted his sick ass armor right?
Get that shit
>>75033
Take the house and convert it to skeltonism! See if you can extract the mans skeleton and find a prince from it.
>>75100
Dubs have spoken
>>75100
>>75137
you begin the ritual
YOUR PINCE HAS BEEN SUMMONED AND CROWNED! now what. protagonist is still plundering your kingdom for bone-loot.
>>75220
Send your prince with 5 elite bone warriors to defeat the protagonist.
>>75254
This but join them aswell. We all know that the protagonist always defeats the mini boss.
>>75220
Add your Prince's bones to your own. He is a threat to your rule, after all.
>>75220
Send disguised scouts in every direction to find the protag
>>75298
I reroll. Combination skeletons are the most spoopy.
What >>75254 said.
Put together a quirky miniboss squad of lieutenants to hassle the protagonist.
>>75254
>>75288
you rally a strike team and head out to find him. where do you look
>>75385
Set a trap in the skele king tomb.
>>75385
Find artefacts, you are now lich and king of all skeletons.
Summon giant undead army.
>>75429
rolling for this
>>75298
Hey guys it's probably time to search the Calcium Caves
>>75446
roll
>>75466
OH COURSE THE HERO GOES TO THE CALCIUM CAVE, HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND. Nowhere else is there more bone loot to be found... and look, a poor skullfolk - slain - must be a protagonist around... wat do
(drawing with a mouse is hard af)
I got dinner, brb in an hour or 2.
>>75539
CHARGE IN HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY IT TO CUT OFF THE SKELETONS FOODSOURCE
well i really overestimated the time it would take to eat. Anyways resume spoopquest
wow this thread seems to have died quick. bumpin
>>75539
Send one warrior to scout the cave.
>>76431
>>76372
you send in a scout. All you hear is screams. what next?
>>76460
FUCKING GO IN THERE
>>76460
Direct the nearest hoard of wandering mindless zombies that wander the skele lands into the cave.
>>76489
Reroll
>>76489
Roll
>>76597
fuck it double roll
>>75590
Roll
>>76489
Roll?
>>76629
i dont think we can do it buddy
>>76651
apparently i can
>>76489
>>76629
>>76651
>>76667
damn you guys really want this.
by sheer dumb luck, you find a decent hoard of the decaying folk. you hate them because of your intence necromantic racism (skeletons are the most superior undead, after all), but you put your feelings aside and use your lordlyness to command them to flush out the hero. what happens?
>>76748
You see him make a stand at the outcroping above us looking panicked as hundreds of zombies are shambling towards him.
>>76783
you see the hero looking down at you. he looks paniced, but not spooped. what do you yell to him as he he trapped up there?
>>76873
scream "BIRDS!"
as a flock of skeletal crows spoop towards him from the sky.
>>76879
Roll but there also on fire.
>>76873
You don't yell anything because skeletons are scientifically not capable of speech
>>76888
trips demand it
>>76917
ily op
<3
>>76931
shits gettin spoopy
(i had to look up "bird skeleton" on google images ffs)
>>77013
he is almost spooped
we must now take the nearest skull that isn't our own and toss it at the dude
that's spoopy
>>77013
10/10 OP would hire you to paint my portrait.
>>77013
Climb up and whisper boo then kick him into the zombies.
make the birds shoot swarms of flaming bees made out of calcium that spew yet more bees.
>>77099
OH FUCKING COME ON I CANT DRAW THAT SHIT
>>77106
rip
>>77106
I BEElieve in you OP
>>77099
well, i tried
hero is now a crispy, half dead piece of meat in some armor, puffed up from being stung. BUT HE HASNT BEEN TRULY SPOOPIFIED YET. LETS GIVE HIM THE SPOOP!
>>77161
whisper in his ear that Game of Thrones is cancelled
>>77161
we take off our skull to reveal beneath it ANOTHER, SPOOPIER SKULL
>>77161
SUMMON THE SKELE GIANT TO COMPLETE THE SPOOK RITUAL AND ASCEND AS THE GOD OF BONES!
>>77319
kek.
so is that it? we win?
We've done it guys, hes been spooped...
Well this was fun. Thanks for a good thread.