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Middle School Adventure 2016-10-22 04:26:27 Post No. 735420
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Middle School Adventure
KidsPickThePresident (ID: !!Z49xjiRx/2c)
2016-10-22 04:26:27
Post No. 735420
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Oh boy! You're Greg Heffley, and it's your first day of middle school! Summer is over and you're super nervous, but you get up, put your backpack on and get ready for a great day of fun.
You're just about to go to homeroom when suddenly these jacked eighth graders come out of nowhere. One of them, the black kid, approaches, ever so lightly. You're shaking, trembling with fear as you wonder what this coon's going to do next.
The boy reaches over and taps him on the shoulder
"You got the Cheese Touch"
"THE CHEESE TOUcH11!!!111!11!1!!"
"This ain't good," you think to yourself. You had heard all the stories in elementary school about how the Cheese Touch would ruin any prospects at a gf, a decent family, a good job, and basically planning on living past 25 or so. You briefly consider the options before you:
A. Sucker punch the nigger in the balls and tell the smoothie sucking bodybuilders to fr*ck off
B:Run to homeroom as quick as you can and figure out what to do later
C: Leave the school and give your mom the "Cheese Touch."
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>>735420
A. Sucker punch the nigger in the balls and tell the smoothie sucking bodybuilders to fr*ck off
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>>735420
D. Join a local bully named Devon and his crew and help him bully other people until he is inevitably caught cross-dressing.
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>>735420 (OP)
>A. Sucker punch the nigger in the balls and tell the smoothie sucking bodybuilders to fr*ck off
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Despite your fear, you know in your heart the right thing to do. You wind up and punch Tyrone in the balls. The problem is, you're a scrawny faggot who has never got into a fight in his entire life. Tyrone is unaffected and the bodybuilders take you to the boys bathroom.
You can barely get out the words "fr*ck off" before you're getting the absolute shit beat out of you. Once they're finished, you have numerous broken bones, bleeding everywhere, and still have the Cheese Touch. You craw your way to homeroom where you promptly are taken to the hospital. The injuries are bad, and they sedate you into a zombie for a few days. Once you wake up, a cop, a white cop, is standing before you.
"May I ask you a few questions about your alleged assault at your middle school?"
"Sure," you respond.
As the cop questions you, you again conside the options you face
A:Falsely claim that Tyrone raped you in the bathroom and the chads acted as accessories
B:Pay off the cop to brain Tyrone like the fucking nigger he is and make up charges against him to make sure he is vilified as the worst criminal since Al Capone
C:Get rid of the simmering rage inside you by stealing the cop's gun and making pulled pork out of him, and also start a hostage crisis
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>>736668
>B:Pay off the cop to brain Tyrone like the fucking nigger he is and make up charges against him to make sure he is vilified as the worst criminal since Al Capone
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>>738362
This.
Is OP kill?
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i'd argue against the tyrone rape option if for no other reason than to avoid the anal probing the courts would surely demand
surely op will delivar
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