You have just awoken from a slumber of unknown length. You find yourself in a small room. You are currently facing North.
You think for a moment and ask yourself "Where am I now...?"
>0,1 and 2 decides what happens next
>>73025
Go back to sleep
>>73025
Masturbate.
>>73025
leave
>>73040
The sudden urge to masturbate strikes you. However, after a brief moment of thought, you decide there are much better ways for you to spend your time.
>>73063
Masturbate.
>>73063
explore the room
>>73073
Again with these urges! What is with you today? You again resist the urges.
>>73090
leave the room
>>73090
I just want a wiggie man, touch yourself a bit.
Apart from that check the dead man.
>>73085
Which direction would you like to go in?
>>73099
the door
>>73094
Ugghh!! Fine! You fail to resist the urge, and begin to... touch it...
You guess this wasn't to bad of an idea... You guess... Anyway, now to get down to business!
Look through the crack in the door
>>73108
The door is predictably locked... Great...
>>73128
Check the dead man for the key
>>73123
You get down and dirty on the floor and peer through the crack.
There isn't much to see, but there does seem to be some sort of handled tool just out of reach.
>>73134
Masturbate.
>>73131
You go over to the guy to see if he is actually dead... Wouldn't want to let him finding you rooting through his pockets if he was just having a snooze.
Yeah... He is so dead... let's check his stuff then.
>>73134
kick it until you can pass throught
>>73134
Rip off dead guy's scrawny stick-arm and use it to grab whatever that thing is behind the door.
>>73131
You riffle through the guys pockets and find:
>His ID
>A short piece of string with a paper clip on the end.
>A piece of paper
>A pill
>Money, which is pretty much useless
>His wallet (Which contained the ID, money and paper)
>And a thin piece of metal with a bent end.
>>73147
You rip that sucker right off! Good thing he was so scrawny, because your tiny feminine arms aren't all that.
Now there is even more blood.
>0,1, 2, 3 and 4 decide what next
>Reroll allowed
>>73141
No! Enough! You have fuelled that addiction! For a while at least...
>>73198
look for a window
>>73158
Take a look at the ID
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>73180
Masturbate
>>73223
You do a quick scan of the room. There is no window. But there is a one way mirror on the south side of the room.
>>73235
read the note and scape
>>73238
You haven't picked anything up! Your inventory is empty!
>>73246
Steal the dead dudes arm, everything in his pockets, and that black knobby-looking thing that was on the ground behind you at the start.
>>73273
No wait shit i think thats a tack from the target pinned on the wall
Look behind the poster with the target on it
take the pill
>>73273
Oh dear... You must have fallen asleep and some time has gone by. Not that it matters really. Anyway, you head over to the other side of the room and take the arm.
>You have 3 empty slots left.
Choose what else you would like to take.
>>73717
It's time to leave the house, there is nothing usefull here
>>73282
You tear down the poster, leaving the nails still in the wall. Behind the poster is a small wooden door, which is also locked. This door seems to be breakable if you had some kind of large handled tool.
>>73728
You cannot leave! The exits are locked!
>>73804
Trap door in the other room
>>73814
The trap door is also locked! There are still places for you to look! There is more room in your inventory, and the handled tool is still stuck in the cupboard!
Try to reach into the crack on the door and grab the tool using the severed arm
>>74045
You use the arm of dead block from over there. You some manage to grab the handle of the tool and slot it through the crack in the door.
You receive a...
>>74083
SHOVEL! THE TRUSTIEST OF ALL TWO HANDED TOOLS!
>>74083
AN
94 assault rifle
>>74098
Use the shovel to shatter the one way mirror
>>74106
You begin banging the one way mirror. It starts to crack. You take a peek through one of the cracks. What you see... it disturbs you...
>>74123
>(Wrong image first)
>>74131
>>74142
Look back and tear off the rest of the dead guy's limbs.
>>74142
Well shit, your in the Matrix... Twilight Zone? Hell???
Where the fuck ARE we?
>>74142
Masturbate, then think where are we
>>74153
He wont be needing those...
>You only have 4 slots in inventory
>What do you take?>>74153
>>74199
Tear all his organs off.
>>74177
Ugh fine... You guess now is as good a time as any to bash one out.
I mean, after you have seen, you kinda deserve it.
>>74222
Use his blood as lube
>>74218
Okay... This is getting ridiculous... I mean, you not even putting these to good use...
Use the dead guys arm to masterbate next to the shattered mirror, shout in to the abyss "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?? DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE???" cum out in to the abyss
>>74253
Tear off his head and body.
Also tear off his brain from his head.
>>74253
fuck his eye-hole
>>74235
It's to late! You've blown your load! Besides... That would be gross... I mean... You don't even know this guy...
>>74222
Use the shovel to break the door behind the poster
>>74287
Lubricate your penis with his blood regardless.
>>74290
You give it a good old whack. It Breaks open!
>>74342
Throw something to see if something is inside
>>74279
This is such a mess.
R.I.P I guess...
>>74354
Stuff all his organs, brain, head and limbs inside his chest cavity and put it in your inventory.
>>74342
use the dead guys arm to masterbate in to the hole, scream in to the whole that you wont be fucked with, cum in to the hole
>>74354
You had to be 100% sure he wasnt coming back, you know?
>>74354
Cover yourself in the intestines of the body (walking dead style)
>>74353
All these voices in your head since you woke up... And they are all telling you to masturbate or fuck the corpse! UGH I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!
>>74452
Vent your rage by breaking the rest of the window.
All that shovel-bashing can make a man grow quite an apetite...
Consume Flesh.
>>74452
Do both.
>>74472
Boy, though all the voices, one seems to be making sense! I really am hungry. Best not let this flesh go to waste! Then, I will break open the window!
(Technical difficulties, so the decrease in art quality, will be back after this short break, in the mean time, chow down!)
>>74536
Take his leftover organs, brain, limbs and head and shove it in his chest cavity.
>>74536
Break down and cry. You realize what isolation has done to you and lie down, staring up at the ceiling.
>>74588
Rolling
You have just awoken from a slumber of unknown length. You find yourself in a sm- Wait a minute... Didn't this already happe- oh... oh my...
You remember what happened all those minutes ago. The guy who was lying there on the ground has gone...
>>74694
Oh for fuck sakes dude, you literally ate an entire fucking body
>>74588
After remembering that you have just eaten a person... You lay back down and look at the ceiling. You notice on the ceiling it says "Gullible".
Now knowing that it always did after all these years, you begin to cry even harder...
>>74724
Check if gullible is in the dictionary.
>>74724
Acquire the disease known as Kuru.
>>74724
Force yourself to gag. Maybe there was a key inside the guts of that man
>>74724
Also, throw up the entire man's body.
>>74735
You whip out your trusty dictionary that you keep on you at all times. You have a look. But alas... Of course it wasn't in there... It never is, and never was! You cry even more.
You get the impression that these voices are not of your own.
>>74784
Masturbate using your tears, and aim towards the ceiling where gullible is inscribed.
>>74776
You're not quite sure how you managed it, but you did it. This is extremely painful, and I am pretty sure that any normal person would have died from this. Good thing you are not most people.
>>74832
Now throw up his organs, brains and limbs.
Everything from the man's body.
>>74832
Skullfuck.
>>74837
Again, I don't know how, but the deed is done.
>>74884
search for a key in the organs
>>74884
Put his organs, brain, limbs and head inside his chest cavity, and then put the chest cavity in your inventory.
>>74884
shape his arm in to a boomerang, throw it at the word gullible on the ceiling
>>74901
Bingo
>>74936
Swallow the key
>>74940
Oh no you fuckin' don't
>>74936
look around the room for a keyhole
>>74936
throw the key in to the hole in the mirror
>>74936
Stick your dick into the hole in the mirror
put key in your inventory
>>74913
Why I am doing this I don't know... Maybe it will make the voices happy...
>>74936
call your mom and ask what to do next
>>74981
Vomit all of his blood in the hole in the window.
>>74982
This is all getting to your head... And who solves problems more than Mom?! I decide to get her on the old blowa' and give 'er a bell.
Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...
You hear a ringing... It's coming from inside your inventory...
>>75029
so the dead body was your mom i guess
>>75029
Well... You guess Mom isn't here to bail you out this time... Maybe you should just try the trap door... Remember that thing? It's still a thing. It didn't stop being a thing.
Anyway... If we are about to leave, don't you want to check the other two directions? They have not been checked this whole time...
>>75029
answer the phone
>>75088
first look at the face of the dead body and see if you recognize him
>>75088
sure, go on. lets see what's in the other directions.
>>75088
Check the other directions
>>75092
But before you do that you answer the phone... It was you calling, from the current point on the timeline... No which craft here
>>75103
How should I know? Everyone looks the same!
>>75107
You decide to look East first.
My who is this odd looking fellow?
>>75143
just check the other directions!
>>75151
tear the picture off the wall
>>75151
PUST THAT FUCKING BUTTON
>>75151
press button plz
>>75157
Much better
>>75167
You push it and...
>>75193
Minutes in the past a fellow traveller dies for unknown reasons...
Of course you had no idea that happened. You pretty sure nothing even happened... What a let down...
>>75187
heh whats that package on the floor
>>75216
Oh hell yes! Another slot for stuff! Which is basically useless at this point as we are basically cheating the system but who cares!
>>75248
Check West
>>75248
Is it too late to look though the stuff the guy had on him?
If so lets just go to the trap and try to open it.
>>75269
You have a quick look to the west... There is not much here but this leaky pipe. I guess this is the source of that black oily stuff that has been smeared all over the room...?
>>75303
Dislodge the pipe and put it in our inventory
Also put the shovel in our inventory
>>75303
oil up the shaft of the shovel with the oil, use the other things to rub together to set it on fire, chuck the flaming shovel down the trap door
>>75318
You do this...
Nothing happens...
Go down the trap door.
>>75353
Enter the North door
>>75353
haha fuck you door take that!
>>75379
The north door is locked! That is where you found the shovel!
>>75413
smash the flaming shovel in to it til it breaks
>>75353
a giant penis appears and wants him
to die
>>75430
Was the door behind poster.
>>75471
Enter the door then.
>>75513
But... the shovel is all the way down there...
>>75500
You can't fit in there! There is a pistol though... With one bullet...
>>75558
Pick up gun and put in Inventory
Go down the trap door, pick up shovel, put in inventory and head back up
>>75581
Yeah... That was great...
You take the gun, climb down the trap door to retrieve the shovel.
Once you arrive at the bottom, you notice a weird looking machine...
>>75644
You notice that there is nothing else in the room, so you decide to stand on the machine.
>>75670
i decide machines are gay so i go back up and break that door like i broke that sluts pussy open
>>75684
You plough through that bitch!
>>75717
slowly and cautiously look around like a person who isnt losing their grip on reality
>>75735
Is someone there? Oh... It's just you Mom...
>>75788
IN your heightend state, you decide that now would be as good a time as any to take a nap...
When will he awake? Where will he awake?
>Will be back tomorrow, continuation, or new thread...
>>75802
good stuff qm