So you are doing your daily job as a postal worker, when you just decide to stop. You throw the mail on the ground, walk to your vehicle, and drive home. Dubs decide what you do next.
Transforme into bolsonaro.
>>71810
Eat fifty churros in rapid succession.
gather all my money and book a flight to the moon
>>71810
Hibernate.
Go postal and kill everyone you see on the street.
>>71874
Is that a reference to something? It's familier to me.
>>71810
>Rolling for
I meet a guy called Paul Allen, he gives me his card, I accept the opportunity. I am now a cruzmissile.
>>71898
Well, kind of. It's a reference to a greentext that might be nsfw. Do you want to see it?
>>71904
Rerollionilio
>>71874
J.K. Rolling
Go are get your job back at the post office
Meet DannyDorito
>>71874
King K Roll
>>71810
Reroll
make a bomb
Try to solve life's greatest questions.
>>71874
Rolling Stones
>>71874
Rolling one last time
kill yourself
>>71810
Get an overview of your weapon locker
Take a shit and eat it.
Begin preparations to assassinate Mark Zuckerberg
Join the nazis
>>71810
Board is too slow to dubz.
Light dog on fire
>>71810
Feed the gimp
Stick the entire chair inside ur ass
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)
kill the family
>>72270
reroll
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)
rrreroll