poorly drawn quest

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>716959
Rolling for Attack Helicopter.

Rolled (1d00)

>>717019

Ok then lets go with female come n

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>717030

im a retard.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>717030
>>717035
I beg to differ. Male.

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>>717069
Okay, now you need some hair, unless you wanna rock the chemo therapy style

Just post a hair style you like, and what color you want, if you want something different than what's in the picture

Roll a 1d100 to decide

Shameful self bump

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>717074
Golden mullet.

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>>717121
Alright, you're a super saiyan.

What's your name?

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>717168
Bob
Bob the Super Saiyan

>>717168
Djaepag because apparently, we're not using PNG here.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>717191
forgot to roll

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>717168
Thor

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>>717191
What do you mean we're not using png?

Also djaepag, this is your room. It's pretty bland. What do you do now?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>717311
Fly to israel using our ki.

>>717311
Fly straight to hell. We need to boop Satan in the snout to establish dominance.

>>717338
You need to roll

dice+1d100

Piss on the floor

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>717338
>>717350
Whoops.

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>>717320
You, despite being a saiyan, possess no ki

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>717462
Search for someone to teach us the power of ki on Google.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>717462

>>717472
This.

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>>717472
>>717479
You found a man named ammi, who gives free powers for only 300 bucks

>>717519
Ask him for a discount because you only want two powers.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>717519
Let's meet him and get our powers.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>717519
Examine wallet.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>717519
offer sex for a discount on your free powers

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>717766
Invent a wicked-ass meme and sell it for $200.

>>717766
Hire a hacker for 100 to track the powers nigger from his website then coerce him into making you sparkly

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>717807
Tjis

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>>717737
>>717766
>>717807
You only have $100, so you make a bomb ass meme. It gets you 10 bucks

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>717842
Roll 97, get 10$. That a shit return.
Go to political really (or public space with soapbox) and bemoan the state of the meme economy.

>>717857
*rally

>>717019
>only two genders

That's unrealistic.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>717842

>>717857
This

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Yo I'm about to pass out, I'll update the thread tomorrow

Later

get free succ?

>>717338
you wouldn't want that
>>>/trash/thread/5924975