Spooky forest, bad drawings

Search for porn

>>70767
Visit 4chan.org and tell all your fellow Anons about what's going on.

Maybe make a greentext about how spoopy this forest is and post it on /k/. They get a kick out of that sort of thing.

Throw the laptop down because why the fuck do you need it in a forest, unless you got some dank ads WiFi there.

Consult Google Maps to find the nearest building.

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You visit 4chan.org, because you somehow have some dank wifi. You are immediately repulsed by the shit ton of guns you can't afford on /k/

Close laptop and begin to wander the forest aimlessly whIle using humming the intro to SpongeBob dank pants

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>>70823

Out of lack of 8s the OP is now accepting 5, 3, and 6

Go find venture into /pol/ since your on 4chan.

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Out of boredom and a nagging intuition in the back of your head you discover a board of political incorrectness

Shit, you've become a Nazi

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>70947
Regiment /pol/ and start the Japanese Civil War of Weeabic proportions

Use my newfound nazi powers and finish what Hitler started.

>>70947
sweet time for some racial cleansing in the woods

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You rally a battalion of waffen ss soldiers you found hiding in the forest. You begin to start your journey to Europe

>>71042
grab austria but instead of fucking with france lets go straight for the uk and knock em out early, remain friends with russia

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You continue with your second Anschluss and begin to gain the support of the Luftwaffe. You give the order to bomb the ever-loving shit out of britain

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It seems to have escaped you that your foes have nuclear capabilities.

The world has gone to shit, thanks anon

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>>71230
what a fag

>>71230
wow op.

>>71230
golfclap

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d7)

Fap furiously