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My name is Kek obey my will

>>70533
Immediately, as the words leave your mouth, a portly bearded fellow near the front of the crowd falls to their hands and knees.
"PRAISE YOUR NAME, KEK. YOUR WORD IS MY LIFE. I WILL DEVOTE MY BEING AND MY WILL TO YOUR HOLINESS."
As he finishes, the rest of the crowd bows in unison, all shouting 'praise kek'
A single figure near the back of the crowd stands apart, arms crossed over their chest. They sneer at you. As you make eye contact with this man, he reaches into his cloak, fiddling with some fair sized object near their chest.
What do you do, /qst/? 3, 5, 7, 8, 9 lands it.

>>70649
Have the crowd mutilate and sacrifice the undevoted one

>>70649
Point and yell 'Stop criminal scum!'

>>70649
Ask him if he supports Trump

>>70663
Your finger extends in the most pointed show anyone in the room has ever witnessed. The straightness and vigor with which your finger points causes the portley bearded man to literally piss his pants in excitement and anticipation.
The sneering figure in the back pulls out a gun, but before they can make aim, they catch glimpse of your dramatic pose, and something primal awakens in them as they start breathing heavily.
You merely open your mouth to speak and they fall to the ground.
>Stop, criminal scum.
Immediately, the crowd erupts in joyous excitement. Hands extend eagerly to catch just the slightest grasp of your person. People cry, many talk about how hope has returned to their lives now that their savior is here. The portley man pukes due to excitement, and eagerly tries to clean it off with a napkin. He merely rubs the vomit and piss deeper into his clothing.
One man yells over the others "SAY THE WORD AND WE STORM THE OFFICE. OUR MEN ARE WILLING AND EQUIPPED TO END THIS BRUTAL TYRANNY. WHAT SAY YOU, LORD KEK?"
2, 4, 6, 8, and 3 lands it.

>>70827
Go and attack

Marry him