Lost Quest

>>69649
dig down until you find water

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Nice, you land in the water. Is it water? Anyways, what next?

steal the sun's dank shades

Jack off into the water.

>>69807
explore this underground fissure

>>69807
Go right.

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You head right and a dank dark path lies ahead of you.

Check your supplies.

try to remember how u got here

>>69877
fast walk down path getting increasingly nervous until your fear of the dark overcomes you and run in a dead sprint down the path

>>69877
Is there anything to the left? If not follow that path!

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Damn, how did you get to the desert in the first place?

heli drop to overthrow dictator, but you passed out from a sun stroke last night giving you minor amnesia

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That's a good question. This person is at the left, along with some light shining behind them.

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>>69933
It is cruel and unusual punishment because glorious Stalinist Siberian Labo- I mean VACATION HOUSE! Hehe, was full. And you defied the State.

>>69986
Re roll

>>69980
CHARGE THEM WHILE SCREAMING

>>69980
try and seduce them for information

get their attention

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You slap your ass to seduce them. They aren't impressed, you can even say they're disgusted.

>>70135
ask for help. How do you get out of here?

>>70135
Start to panic because you're in a hole in a desert in a contact with a creepy unknown disgusted perso-OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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>>70135
Become Slav. Gain infinite power of Cheeki Breeki

>>70169
go squat somewhere else u gypsy

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You ask for help on how to get out of this dank cave. You follow the person.

>>70135
damn thats pretty funny

>>70231
follow him, ask if he lives here and if he's alone

>>70231
get angry "DONT CALL ME A FAGGOT NIGGER" and run ahead of him crying

While that fucker isn't looking batista bomb him into oblivion and take his crown

>>70266
rol

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So you walk with crown man and stumbled upon a burning city. And he utters "FUCK." very loudly.

Throw him in the fire

>>70423
challenge the nuclear throne.

>>70423
throw dirt at fire.

>>70423
piss on the fire

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You throw dirt at the fire. Crown isn't amused.

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The fire got bigger. Crown is upset.

furiously jack off

>>70531
run back to the water in the fissure and scoop that shit up with the crown

>>70531
that doesn't even make sense. Run away

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You furiously jack off. Crown is extremely disgusted in you.

Use the copious amount of ejaculant to put out the fire

>>70655
I was actually thinking of that happening anyways

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>>70634
Become Slav and put out fire with stronk Vodka

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Your fluids extinguish the fire. Crown is slightly less disgusted and has some faith in you.

Say no problem bro dude and then ask what he thinks the cause of the fire was.

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Crown suggests this and moves forward towards the contaminated ashes.

>>70772
do what he says and stuff, but also, at the same time, try and attempt to measure your penis, if you have no measuring tools, give an approximation

Snort some of the ashes to see if you can learn anything about it.

>>70787
reroll

>>70454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE

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You describe your penis size. Too bad it's a strap-on.

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After describing your "manhood" you sniff the ashes to see if you can get any clues of what started the fire.

What does my trusty nose discover about the ashes

>>70838
Your incredible nose discovers that the fire was caused by the same band of misfits The Crown was seeking to kill

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Your nose reveals 3 crazy evil wizards that set the city ablaze.

Use my nose to track down the evil wizards so you may confront them but first procure a weapon from the ashes if I can

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Alright, OP here and I'm going to head to bed. I'll post some stuff tomorrow if this thread isn't kill. So, to be continued.

>>70958
cant wait, was engrossed the whole time

Same here, will be sure to be here tomorrow.

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OP here, let's get this thing rolling once more! You examine the ashes to find a weapon, what weapon do you find?

>>74929
A Bar stool

>>74929
A gigantic dildo.

>>75098
Rerollan

>>75139
Rerolling too.

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You find these items in the ashes. That's a pretty large dildo.

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The dildo happens to be in Crown's line of sight. He calls out to you. "Faggot."

>>75285
Cut off the barstool legs and use it as a shield.
Affix the dildo onto the wooden stick to use as a pike.
Prepare to beat down the three crazy evil wizards.

>>75325
Seductively wave the dildo at crown

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Crown is flustered by you waving the dildo at him.

>>75344
Rerolling!

After we're done dicking around we have to get this show on the road.

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You create your new found tools to combat the tyrannical forces of the 3 evil wizards.

>>75526
Begin a training montage.

After that I'll let someone else take the reigns. Good fun OP!

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Because Crown is a total faggot. I mean, cool guy. He whips out a sword that is also part shotgun, what a nerd.

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Thanks for stopping by!
>>75570

But before the montage can begin. Where are you going?

>>75785
to the desert above

search for a way out

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The desert is literally above. There was a huge ass hole above that city this whole time. Crown is displeased by the sun.

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Crown stares at the sun and insults it.

>>76258
Crown then instantly goes blind, because that's the sun.

>>76258
Throw sand at the sun

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Crown is temporarily blinded by the sun. He screams obscenities.

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You throw sand at the sun. It land's on his shades and he is disappointed in you.

>>76929
Call the sun a fag and flip it off.

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You proceed to flip off the sun and call it a a rude name.

>>77060
The sun the proceeds to get so fucking pissed it shoots lethal sunrays at you.
You turn into crispy chicken and crown becomes the MC of this quest, because you were too much of a faggot.
sorry, dude, hope I'm not going too overboard with this.

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>>77096
The sun is too much of a pussy to do that. He flips off you and Crown.

>>70135
lol, you good man, you good

>>77132
Threaten the sun with the dildo lance and force him to give you his dank shades

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You threaten the sun with your dildo lance. He feel's extremely uncomfortable and gives you his dank shades.

>>77426
Now using your faggot senses, locate those wiztards

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You travel through the desert with your newly acquired dank shades. It's also hot as fuck, where to next?

>>77426
You look through the glasses, and see the universe through a gods eye, incomprehensible to man. Impossible to draw, impossible to describe

>>77489
To iceland.
Because ice, get it?
It's fucking hot, fuck the sun.

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>>77493
You see some shit man. It's probably another penis.

>>77607
Yell for those wizturds

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>>77502
>>77483
You're now in the iceland. It's cold, according to Crown. And you're faggot senses are tingaling, oh boy!

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>>77621
You yell for those magic abusing faggots. No response.

>>77700
Follow your faggot senses

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This is where your faggot senses lead you. A mansion among this cold, icy, wasteland. Crown is pleased.

>>77786
That house is shaped kinda like a crown, ask if there's any correlation

>>77786
Climb up the front and enter through the top window

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>>77831
>>77836
You climb up to the top window, probably used your faggot powers. Anyways, Crown responds with "I wish faggot.". Turns out Crown isn't THAT cool.

>>77899
equip bar stool, enter the mansion

>>77899
Pretend you are a bird and shit all over while squatting on the window sill

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>>77920
You equip your bar stool shield and stand in some sort of bedroom.

>>78034
check for bed

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>>78045
Huh, there is a bed, sick. Too bad you'll never get a date.

>>78091
look under bed, hold out shield in event of horrifying clown attack

>>78091
Cut/tear pillow and make a tunic
For the fear factor, y'know?

>>78091
Björk sneaks up on you and asks what you are doing in her mansion

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>>78175
Awwwwwwww YEAH!
You're lookin' stylish now. Crown will totally call you a faggot, forever.

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>>78152
You look under the bed, what's under it, surprises you.

>>78302
ANOTHER SMALLER BED

>>78302
Crown

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>>78342
Huh. Odd. Another person and Crown? At least they didn't call you a faggot.

>>78302
Ask the new persons name

>>78393
Ask them who they are, why they have cat ears and how they didn't notice you´re a huge faggot.

>>78393
Crawl towards him to see if that guy has two arms and a hidden body or does he only have legs?

>>78418
Rerolling

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>>78418
>>78439
You ask him his name. He replies with "Claws." Crown tell you not to be a faggot as usual. But of course you don't listen.

>>78538
why is he called claws
let me guess, he has claws?

>>78580
No, because he claws people.

>>78538
Ask claws if he is a pussy

OP here, gonna post last picture for tonight and go to sleep, so just give me some time.

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Alright, good night everyone, thanks for participating. Sorry if my art has gotten progressively worse as the night went on. I'll be back tomorrow if thread isn't kill.

>>78796
Good night anon

>>78796
Night, faggot.
luv u

>>78796
night

>>78796
sleep well my boy